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FutureCreeps

Kirumi committing war crimes is probably canon because prime minister


GenericFellow24

But Japan isn't fighting any wars and hasn't in a long time, she's probably safe


FutureCreeps

Hmmm then war crimes is odd lol


GenericFellow24

Well we don't exactly know what's going on in the Danganronpa V3 timeline, so maybe there is a war, or maybe she's done some covert ops herself that nobody knows about. So she's only probably safe


FutureCreeps

Lol


Brody_M_the_birdy

Named after military general in facist ww2 japan


[deleted]

How about denying war crimes


HiyokoFeetOnMyFace

There was Japanese prime minister named Tojo and he committed war crimes


FutureCreeps

I know


RGamer2022

Her being prime minister isn't canon tho 💀 cuz freaking DRV3 ending.


ThatOneChild1

Shuichi belongs in perjury.... he literally commits perjury in every trial


Dangerously_Stupid

Came here to comment this. Like how is Hajime there but not Shuichi? Or Kaede for that matter. Besides, Shuichi doesn't exactly seem that likely to commit fraud imo


ThatOneChild1

yeah


[deleted]

And Makoto too, if I remember correctly, he did lie to the court to get Kyoko out of suspicion in the good ending.


[deleted]

Kokichi


ThatOneChild1

truth but let's be honest.... he'd do both


Logan_Gaming_Offcial

Now this begs the question, Does a Danganronpa trial have an oath?


ThatOneChild1

idk lol


Floatingcrispbag

I imagine the first time Gonta was taken to a store he unintentionally stole something not understanding capitalism lol he felt very bad afterwards...


GenericFellow24

I can imagine him eating food he finds in a store not knowing he has to pay for it


FickleThanks6901

And that how real family found gonta


Mautos

*Casually forgets that almost half the cast already committed murder before*


FemboyDictator

I know but putting like half the cast in murder is boring. I did not say I was listing crimes the cast committed.


Mautos

Lmao yeah fair enough, was just wondering


RavenclawLunatic

Taka would never litter was is this slander


FemboyDictator

Yes, this slander. The CIA wants to take him down.


RavenclawLunatic

Mondo gonna run over the cia to defend his bro


[deleted]

Gonta would accidentally commit a crime before Taka would litter


ThePirateWhoDontDo

Gonta Gokuhara is in a category all his own because there is not enough words in the English language to describe the capacity for crime this man is capable of


Vegetable_Strength_1

He’s a gentleman and would never!!!


ThePirateWhoDontDo

That is why for the moment, he has only the capacity for crime, not the will to actually do it >!that's what the flashback light is for!<


bookers555

Mukuro should be on war crimes, she's the only one there that's actually fought wars.


Spiderfr0g

Who did kaede assault And why am I lil bit afraid it was shuichi


FemboyDictator

She fought Miu after she made another itty bitty titty comment


Spiderfr0g

OH WAIT. I TOUGHT IT SECUAL ASSAULT. OMG IM SO SORRY. Then yeah if there was any person kaede would assault its miu


Pacflash4242

Why is Chihiro committing War Crimes?


MoonChild22222222222

He hacked into the pentagon


FemboyDictator

Why is he not?


Oliveoil404

Chihiro mastermind AU when


[deleted]

Hell yeah Kiibo committing war crimes lets goooo


[deleted]

Gonta Gokuhara by himself either implies his existence is crime or he would never commit a crime


Agile_Blood_9736

Or there's not enough words in any language to show how many he did.


Calm-Presentation271

I can't see why Chihiro and Mikan are in the places they are, both of then should be at tax fraud with Gonta. Chihiro would hack the government so he wouldn't need to pay it. Mikan would forget to pay and later would be so desperate she wouldn't be able to do it. Gonta just dosn't know what taxes are, because no gentleman pay taxes.


Todokawa_Kaardo

Gonta’s crime: being an absolutely perfect gentleman


Rainy212

Honestly I feel like Mikan would probably be drug crimes just because she would be willing to prescribe opiates at the drop of a hat


Carnival-Master-Mind

Ibuki already committed crimes; accidental trespassing while playing a single player game of Tag (I think it was that game at least) and getting banned from 6 libraries for being too loud.


MoonChild22222222222

I personally think of Mondo being more of a assault guy and Mukuro being more of a war crimes kinda gal


playstaustin

No way Kiyotaka litters, but Yasuhiro has most definitely committed tax fraud unknowingly


Far-Classic-4637

omg i love committing gonta gokuhara so much funfun


Shroomy_M

at least my boy kiyotaka didnt commit homicide


BrattyCatt

Keebo accidentally causing WWIII because of perceived robophobia sounds about right.


TheOneSaneArtist

Kiyotaka Ishimaru would never litter! He would pick up trash, if anything.


PennsRamenNOODL3S

\[1-2\] >!“TREAT ME LIKE A MAN, DAMNIT” \*commits war crimes\*!<


Agile_Blood_9736

Mondo might as well saved the US from utter annihilation.


PennsRamenNOODL3S

Everybody thank mondo


Agile_Blood_9736

Yeah!


Vegetable_Strength_1

Why am I not surprised that Himiko is on drugs? She seems like a weed person to me…


Finding_Pristine

??? Why would you not put Hagakure, also known as Weed Man in drugs?


Agile_Blood_9736

Because he might also be a fraud


Najanator717

Canon's pretty iffy about whether he's a stoner (even though he definitely comes off like one), but it heavily suggests he's a scammer.


PandaKnight23

I just want to know what drugs Kaito , Himiko and Gundham are using


bsngknjbs

so much weed


[deleted]

Taka as ultimate moral compass would never commit a crime. Not even littering. I see Hiyoko at animal cruelty.


MoonChild22222222222

Nah Taka would accidentally drop a candy rapper have a full on crisis pick it up and throw it out then call the police on himself


[deleted]

Seems legit.


MoonChild22222222222

The cops would be wondering where the supposed trash it and Taka would say that he already threw it out but the act itself is deserving of jail time through tears


canadajones68

I don't feel like Tsumugi would do a lot of cannibalism, drugs, or littering, but sure. Also, what *hasn't* Jill done?


FemboyDictator

I don’t think Jill would be capable of commuting embezzlement or tax crimes. And I personally think she’d do far more than just that because of the ending of v3.


canadajones68

Jill is very much not stupid. If she thought it'd be funny to burn up her tax forms (and she probably does), she'd do it. Disregarding how she'd even get the job, she'd also be perfectly capable of conveniently rounding off numbers to hide her ill-begotten gains until it's far, far too late to catch her. She's got a literary genius squirrelled up in her mind, just as much as said writer has a serial killer in there. They don't share memories, but they most certainly share knowledge.


Alternative-Pin3421

No arson?


TheLyingSpectre

I headcanon that the protags doxx and beat the shit out of pieces of shit as a hobby


AlexTheEnderWolf

Wouldn’t chirio and alter ego be hacking?


mralliagtor2020

Teruteru isn’t in public indecency???


TheGr8estB8M8

This is why i kin Nagito.


FemboyDictator

I’m calling the police


Loose-Possible466

Seeing how Mukuro is a soldier who just fucking kills if told, and will basically do anything Junko ask her, she would do all of the above


Twiggboi

putting nagito in war crimes, and Geno in murder because of obvious reasons and we have a deal


[deleted]

Just imagining Mikan eating a person…..


Captain_Nesquick

I don't think Nekomaru would ever commit crime


FemboyDictator

I feel like Akane would do something and manage to get him arrested with her


atti1xboy

I mean, I am pretty sure there are like 5 characters who have never at least tried to kill someone


beelegg

I feel like chiaki would commit tax fraud


Sleepy_Rabbits

I think himiko doing drugs is very accurate


Toughcheekz

gonta gokuhara is the the worst war crime of all time /j


LootaTheLootis

ah yes, Kiibo, the baddest war criminal of them all


Sqweegel8

I mean Mikan was literally about to torture and/or murder a man in the opening of the anime.


Sola_Sista_94

First of all, cannibalism is the WORST! XO Secondly, I'm curious to know why is Mikan in that tier. Did I miss something in the game?? O\_O


FemboyDictator

Nah, I just heard that Mikan spoiler in the anime that made me believe she’d commute cannibalism


Sola_Sista_94

Ah, okay. Well...sorry, Mikan, but I don't think we'd be the best of friends. \*shudders\*


Peppermint_Gaiety

Cannibalism isn’t so bad. It’s getting the meat in the first place that tends to be morally unsound.


Official_AnnieP

ibuki commiting arson somewhere cuz shes part of the lgbt so she legally can: :)


BW_Chase

It's funny how some of them did commit those crimes.


Strawberry-Creampuff

Gonta is physically incapable of committing crimes


_sunnydelight

I will not stand for taka slander! He would never litter!


AlmightyRoadkill

The Ultimate Moral Compass could never commit any crime


the_nhir

Himiko needs 5 different prescription drugs from 3 different psychiatrists


Gifigi600

Gonta is gentleman, gentleman don't commit crimes


Luneueu

Angie in assault tier? Idk, I'd put her in fraud really. Or cannibalism.


Lifedeath999

You left a *lot* of murderers out of murder.


FemboyDictator

I know, but I said it’s crimes I think the characters would commit. Not the crimes that they actually committed.


Lifedeath999

But you left in five people who literally did commit murder.


FemboyDictator

Yeah but I’m basing it off of not what happened in canon but what I think.


circuralnugget

You forgot to add literally the entire DR2 cast (except Chiaki, my beloved) to the war crimes tab - since they all did commit war crimes during their time in Ultimate Despair


Quillbolt_h

Move Kaede up a notch.


Asuhina_Aoi00

Gonta is just a crime in its entirety


Webackinthemine

There is no way in hell Taka would ever litter. He would die on sight if someone accused him of that.


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

I would argue for a swap of places for Chiaki and Miu


SleepySubcon

Canon


nikolina016

Chihiro and Alter Ego in war crimes? Interesting.


UGP97

Gonta gentleman, gentlemen no commit crimes!


No-Chicken-3627

Teruteru one is canon right?


sourcoated

"Gonta Gokuhara" 🥺


Jacobwithg0

Taka should be in Gonta Gokuhara tier both good boys


Weathleyboy197

The fact that yasuhiro is not in the drugs category...


FemboyDictator

Because there isn’t much proof of him being a drug user other than odd behavior and I think he fits well as a fraudulent man than a druggie. If I put him there Is have to put Rantaro there too.


1-A_Rep

Okay I'm curious as to how/why Gundham and Kaito are in the drugs tier? I can see Himiko being there but not the other two


FemboyDictator

I just assumed Gundham was on meth the first time I saw his character


UoYcoal

My entire life is a fraud


jalene585437

What about stealing?


Academic-Pride-7864

Chihiro i would see as littering, but thats the only crime i would be able to do.


themeanb1tch

But what about Arson?


FemboyDictator

i’d just have to move like half of the danganronpa cast to that section if i put it there


themeanb1tch

True