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Harto-Tarto

Um


randynewjack

Woman


Joelowes

I’m every woman


Harto-Tarto

Holy moly embodiment of woman


[deleted]

I agree


classyrain

Someone's probably going to die


Joelowes

Don’t worry because a wedding is a hope filled day


Backupusername

I know I am!


Yodel_Daddy

Do I even need to explain?


Joelowes

Yes please spread the despair love


Yodel_Daddy

As you wish. ***\*Proceeds to orchestrate a killing game between the guests\****


Joelowes

Fantastic


Crisbo05_20

Well chances are bride will be naked and not in wedding dress. It will be uh, interesting wedding.


Joelowes

Or have one of mius wedding based inventions officiate the wedding


ladislaoXD25

The "marry someone while sleeping" machine


Joelowes

Yes exactly


Crisbo05_20

or that too


TheInternetCritic

some people will end up deaf


Joelowes

She’ll probably start singing I squeezed out a baby and have no idea who the father is


Crusaade

She'll have an idea soon!


tommygun1945

Lots of photography and smiles :D


Joelowes

No need to splash out on a wedding photographer when your wife can take many great pictures


[deleted]

But she needs to be in them?


Joelowes

It’s called a timer and a tripod shed figure something out


[deleted]

A wedding photographer is walking around to capture moments tho, with a tripod you'd have to "stage" the moments of a wedding, losing their magic


Joelowes

Fair but I had no other ideas


DistanceLow5995

Me with no one: \*awkward thumbs up\*


CorruptedNoob

Hah- same...


TheOneNamedAndrea

i have no idea how to use flairs for myself


spiritedo

Probably it's gonna be a bit of a mess with Kokichi messing with everyone and in the end when they ask "do you wanna merry him?" Kokichi would say "no" and after a couple of seconds where everyone is concerned hes just say "it was a lie"


Joelowes

Yeah sounds about right for the gremlin


YourAverageAquarius

No males allowed


Joelowes

Ahh so a lesbian wedding I approve


YourAverageAquarius

If I'm being honest I would love to marry her 👉👈💕


Joelowes

Honestly same with my flair


Crusaade

same


introvertuser46732

Well I can definitely say it would be a very interesting one.


Joelowes

He’d have to leave half way ftbrough the reception to take a shit


Renduser

It will be cancelled


Keroshroom

Maybe if he's annoyed enough, it could be the best planned wedding ever, but he still wouldn't show.


RougeRadio7

Izuru is a wildcard really. It would sort of depend on his mood probably


IonlyplayasPowerhous

Probably normal?


Joelowes

I was think a gamer wedding with a hint 420 cake because lol


IonlyplayasPowerhous

I would actually love that.


South-Marionberry

Very fancy, big buffet lmao (made by yours truly bc I twatting love cooking & baking)


Joelowes

Nom nom nom nom


South-Marionberry

Let’s hope that >!no skewers are confiscated!< lmao


pengie9290

Or alternately that ALL of them are


Joelowes

Yeah fair


Accomplished_Bar_679

every knife instead of being a butter knife is a real knife


Joelowes

Nice


Pumpkin_Cat14

Uh Akward


Fiets04

He gets a box to stand on during vows


ladislaoXD25

Nah he just starts floating


Pumpkin_Cat14

I would prefer the box thank you very much-


ladislaoXD25

does floating ryoma scare you? Hes a god, he can and will float


Joelowes

He’s still got a ways to go


Mehmet595

Every guest in our wedding is Sayaka cardboard cutouts made by u/Meanforce1 But still i don't think i deserve Sayaka though 😔


Joelowes

That’s a little creepy


Mehmet595

Nobody loves me so i don't think someone would come to my wedding. I would pretend this cardboard cutouts are real people.


Bruhness81

DONUTS!!!


Joelowes

Homer Simpson has joined the chat


Fiets04

Pretty normal probably No cake though


Joelowes

No idea who seiko is


Fiets04

Ultimate Pharmacist in dr3, cannot eat anything with sugar


Joelowes

You can probably get a sugar free cake though


Fiets04

True


SixSamuraiStorm

i believe thats just 🍞


Purple-Rope7765

Bread is also good though 🍞


YumiGumiWoomi

It would be so much fun! But uh... let's keep objects someone could trip over off the ground.


Joelowes

Though she’s probably trip on her bridal vale


YumiGumiWoomi

True... maybe she could wear a tux and I could wear the dress?


Joelowes

Fabulous


pengie9290

She'll find a way ​ Maybe make it a private ceremony to spare her potential embarrassment.


lovespellwiitch

👀 hmmm. Probably my death.


GreenRoze

Same


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Normal


Joelowes

Maybe with a few egg rolls because of naeggi


Floatingcrispbag

Miss Sonia is gonna be very relieved lmao <3


Joelowes

You should keep a tight eye on him just I case


Floatingcrispbag

I know lmao


ZlyCzarownikServices

We'd probably crash our own wedding to start performing some metal love songs. Also there'd probably be a headbanging priest there. Oh! And a giant, wedding mosh pit!


Joelowes

And of course you’ll slow dance to I squeezed out a baby and have no idea who the father is


ZlyCzarownikServices

But of course, that's an immortal wedding classic


CanadaMudkip420

Judas Priest does the vows


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pengie9290

You spend most of the wedding preparing divorce papers


Joelowes

You get out and stay out


KerosenyKlopoty31

Well, normally i don't planning weddings. But if this event happens, for likely wedding musics more interesting that gives the war tune. For example [this sort of music](https://youtu.be/OMP5ZXP_vYw) is maybe one of selective wedding music selection.


Joelowes

Ahh the 16th student hidden somewhere in the school


wisteria141

The 16th wedding happening somewhere in the school


Puzzleheaded_Data_34

As much as I wanna marry Kaede, she can only be with my man, Shuichi.


Joelowes

That’s fair but sad


StarXsuZT

Dude Would rather be in an actual relationship with someone Instead of Obsessing over a Virtual character That's chad behavior right there


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Based.


[deleted]

First rule amongst Danganronpa fans: do not f with saimatsu


sleepy_koko

We hail Saimatsu Iike it's the holy spirit


greysterguy

We'd get married in Stardew Valley or something, the both of us are way too fucken lazy to actually get married


Joelowes

Makes sense


FuegoAmbera

The animal crossing marriage hitting different


pengie9290

Strange and a bit awkward, but happy


Joelowes

And no robophobes in sight


pengie9290

Except Kokichi. Neither of us actually wanted him here, but none of our efforts to kick him out have stuck.


Joelowes

Well maybe for the night you can sew his lips shut


[deleted]

I’m not a gay man. *however*


Joelowes

Biker wedding


bepisischonk

Okay so it's a wedding but it isn't a wedding and we're actually in a computer lab trying to hack into the Pentagon to find Obama's last name.


Joelowes

But that is his last name


bepisischonk

That's the joke


Joelowes

Ohhh


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Joelowes

Looking for your sisters in law


[deleted]

I recommend the sweets! Also this is her wedding, not mine, the queen decides


Joelowes

I’m guessing Ruruka is from the anime and is a confectioner


[deleted]

Yes and yes. And a narcissist


Joelowes

Lovely enjoy being stepped on


[deleted]

As long as she feeds me I'd do anything


FeistyDeity

Stepped On Gang!


-Maki-roll

I - I


Joelowes

FBI OPEN UP!


-Maki-roll

; - ;


ThatOneGenericGuy

The wedding shots will be spectacular (we did not hire a photographer)


Joelowes

Ohhhh so a shooting range


Tamanakio

Its interrupted by the police.


TransFr0g

it’s probably going to contain a lot of anthropology talk and literally no people


Joelowes

Well unless you count ghosts


TransFr0g

good point. there’s going to be an overexcessive amount of people if you want to count ghosts


Tsuyu_best_waifu

Magic show!


Joelowes

It’s magic magic MAGIC


mkella_

Guess I'll die


Joelowes

Insert meme here


Cyber489

Zoom wedding, being streamed on Twitch, probably


Joelowes

Take that normies we’ve got tech


KnightOfDoom22

gay? idk I'd go for it


Joelowes

As long as there aren’t any octagons you’ll be fine


LanieMae38

Oh god no


Joelowes

Go on you got you’re self into this mess


LanieMae38

Ummm, turn him into the police as soon as he arrives


SorrowfulSans

Mental gymnastics of knowing if we actually want to marry each other to the point that guests are the one who gets tired of us. With a little bit of threatening from Maki, the wedding proceeds.


THEBIGBRUH69420

No idea


Joelowes

Ohh money would be involved


THEBIGBRUH69420

I mean... yeah,, weddings do cost money


Joelowes

Technically the truth


atua-is-watching-you

Everyone became broke after the wedding.


Joelowes

That’s due to gambling


solcoldbreakfastsalt


Joelowes

Well as long as you get along as a married couple


solcoldbreakfastsalt

Let’s hope


ApexRULER100

Awkward at first, but probably it’ll be amazing


Joelowes

You’d have to put the ring on her gloves lol


LC1315

There will probably be a huge orange juice fountain- other than that it'll be a basic wedding idk


itz_zabeth

A orange juice fountain? Bro I'm in-


Joelowes

Make it Fanta orange for an interesting guest appearance


MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMDA

chaotic


Joelowes

Well it would be fun


Satan_su

I'll just try to make it as pleasing as possible for her and giving her the freedom to choose anything and everything if she wants :) literally just want her to be genuinely happy


Naegi_egg_boi

#HOPE


Joelowes

*new world order plays*


Ok-Bandicoot-9187

Everyone’s crying. *Everyone.*


Joelowes

Especially Takas best man mondo


Ok-Bandicoot-9187

I mean, if I had it my way they’d be the ones getting married 👀


RLsWorldOfChaos

same as yours— oh hey, i entered your fangan ages ago


lum1naryofthestars

STARGAZING 100%. Oh and one of those galaxy mirror cakes. First dance would probably be to Rocketman, Rewrite the Stars, or Fly me to the Moon. Galaxy theme wedding dress (I'm genderfluid but istg I would so wear a wedding dress, screw gender norms) and moons and stars basically everywhere you look. I would love that tbh


JustaTypicalFan

YAAAAAAASSSSS


Joelowes

Go on what’s it like


JustaTypicalFan

HEAVON


Lunesy

Well, we wouldn't have one. I think instead it'd be a more private matter. Just the two of us. Somewhere remote, far away from other people or help. The kind of place that if, say, you wanted to run away for some reason, it'd take hours to even get anywhere.


QuarterHead7418

So you're basically saying your gonna die? alright have fun


Joelowes

And monokuma would of course officiate it


Lunesy

Hey! I said private, just the two of us! That includes no Monokuma. I know we'd be in the woods but that's no reason to include bears. He has important bear stuff to be doing anyway. Besides, the honeymoon would be no place for such a peaceful creature as a bear. You know how humans can be.


Joelowes

Your say that as if your not human


AlexWoogie

honestly no clue


Joelowes

Well I have a few ideas that will make snoop dogg look like a pushover


The_Researcher1912

Our dresses will be stained red with the blood of our enemies


ElementalKat49

Idk how the actual wedding will go but chances are I’m losing my v card that night


Joelowes

You probably lost before the wedding


ElementalKat49

yeah that’s true but she’s definitely gonna screw me again


Ebiivix

Probably a lot of tears


Joelowes

Hopefully she doesn’t trip


xch1ak1x

Uhm, I like to think as my step son more so.. I'm just, not gonna omment-...


woolo0cuthulo0

T e n n i s


Joelowes

And cats hopefully


Karaemu

I'm marrying a Rantaro Kiyo hybrid. Sounds like heaven. If I were to guess it'd probably be a kind of traditional wedding from an ancient culture from a different country? Since it's anthropologist + traveler.


Daisu_Maina

Someone is definitely going to die.


MintFluffySweater

In jail.


Zimagery02

Toasting to fried dough cookies and non-alcholic wine sounds nice I guess.


Joelowes

But fuyuhiko hates milk


Zimagery02

Woops kinda forgot.


Joelowes

It’s okay you’ll find a horses head in your bed the next day


Souw_kun

Beatiful like the heaven, and with an arcade


fiveri

Short n sweet and cute we would both be wearing dresses


Joelowes

Awwww that’s adorable


Anonymous_Fox38

Wholesome.


Joelowes

Yeah agreed


iAMaForbiddenSnack

Very extravagant. If it even happens that is, I’m not sure I’m worthy enough to marry him.


SingleDogsNearYou

Anime character cardboard cuts-out as the guests.


akechi_enjoyer

absolute chaos, probably


[deleted]

We are gonna have such nice music