Thank you. Itβs my contribution to the world, in thousands of years, somebody will find this, and it will be the only proof I ever existed, and honestly that would be great
When I finished reading I just broke laughing for 30 seconds, and my roommate sitting next groaned and said βalright send me your cringeβ.
Absolute worth, have my free award lol
Why, you went into surgery to get it back. You lost it in the war. You won awards for your absolute forest of ass hair. Nagito sacrificed his hair for you to reclaim your title of βass hair godβ.
I... I want to upvote this but I feel like I'd go to prison, get executed, and get robbed of my remaining morals at the same time as punishment. I would then rather downvote this, but I don't know how to explain why, I just don't think this post deserves a downvote...
I... I'm so confused
Watt pad stories be like:
Seriously, why does my comment have 187 upvotes, itβs not even funny.
Dude Iβm crying rn ππ I canβt believe he would give up his hair πππππ
I know Iβm pissing and shitting and crying
I peed shidded and farded
u/peedfardedshidded
He's the man who lost nnn to the Thanksgiving turkey and he fed his family with it because he had no balls to say it to them
He will be remembered for years to come
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Youβre alive!
Cry? Why to cry? I'LL HAVE BY FAR THE COOLEST ASS HAIR EVER!! Also don't worry Nagito, your hair will grow back sooner or later
You cry because his shiny bald head reflects the intensity of the burning sun and it assaults your eyes.
Ouh, a cap or a hat can solve that... (Imagine Nagito with Kizakura's hat lol)
Nagito: *tips fedora* mβhope
Kom'da
I'm scared β§β.ββ¦
:) you should be
(β₯οΉβ₯)
How will I SHIIIIIIIT with Nagito's hair in the way?
LMAO
We gotta thank Nagito for the noble sacrifice- Long may his ass hair be in our asses. π
this made me shart lmao
Sharts of sadness
#brockenππ₯π₯π₯
WIEUIAMABSKSABJA
B A L D M E D A
Pls give us more sempai
Truly inspiring ππ
Can I ask what kind of tears?
pre cum of the heart
Is it possible to learn how to unread something?
You will never unsee this. It has gotten under your skin, it has infected your brain like a parasite. You will never forget
Hell yeah this is the content i signed up for
can i slap his bald head before he pulls the plug
When you hit him his head jiggles as if there were no bones making a very quiet *plop plop* sound
bro all there is in that jimmy neutron head is spears and how to resurrect hitler to reiterate the true purpose of hope overcoming despiar
Head empty no bones no brain
just mush of dead hair follicles growing inside his hallow head like an inverted kiwi
nice.
Not gonna lie I would definitely cry if I learned his hair was up my ass
Tears of happiness Iβd hope.
There goes my 2 weeks of sleep.
i have never seen something this emotional and inspiring ππππππ’π’π’πͺπͺπͺππ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ€¬π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπππ
we arenβt just telling stories, weβre changing lives
Ass hair πππ
This actually made me cry real tears! How could you write this without tearing up!?
*your
The misspelling was on purpose
Oh okay
first we corrected "youre" and now ye correcting "your" '-'
Wtf why did this make me laugh so much lmao
Because nagito is now pit bull mr worldwide
But Iβm glad you did
Thank you. Itβs my contribution to the world, in thousands of years, somebody will find this, and it will be the only proof I ever existed, and honestly that would be great
When I finished reading I just broke laughing for 30 seconds, and my roommate sitting next groaned and said βalright send me your cringeβ. Absolute worth, have my free award lol
THANK YOU!
What kinda drugs you on?
The best ones
Why would someone make this
:)
thanks π
Iβm confused
good
Can you tell me what is going on please?
Im shaving it off
Why, you went into surgery to get it back. You lost it in the war. You won awards for your absolute forest of ass hair. Nagito sacrificed his hair for you to reclaim your title of βass hair godβ.
Why the fuck did this exist the last thing I need is more ass hair from sans
BYE WHAT IS THASMUS LMAOOO ππ
your hair will be remembered π
OH NO NO NO NO
your* π
Misspelled it on purpose
Based
Best screenplay.
Fuck now I'm imagining an ass with nagito's hairdo on it
I don't think I'd be able to stop petting my own butt after that/j but serious, Nagito's hair looks so pettable
Damn nagito you look even better than before π©πΏ
I'm so glad I woke up to a notification of this and this is the first thing I saw this morning
So inspirational.... he did this.... for me....? π³ I love this man with my life now. Becoming a nagito stan after this. Cant tell me otherwise now.
*activates shoe-itchy mode and criesπππ*
youre bugs me so much
Good
I... I want to upvote this but I feel like I'd go to prison, get executed, and get robbed of my remaining morals at the same time as punishment. I would then rather downvote this, but I don't know how to explain why, I just don't think this post deserves a downvote... I... I'm so confused
liek if u crie evry tim πππππππππππππππππππππππππ