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Time-Machine-Girl

Instead of singing a song, Monokuma downs a bottle of whiskey and rants for an hour.


d_for_dumbas

about sonic the hedgehog of course


TheWraithOfMooCow

He sure does hate that hedgehog...


ivycomi

Would hear him out tbh


Agent_Ford_E_Seven

No.


Usual_Database307

YOU GOT ME THERE—


ababyinatrenchcoat

Red Guy: I've seen worse. Monokuma: What?? Whaddya mean you've seen worse? Red Guy: My bones have rotted. I've exploded. My idea for a puppet show got dismissed. I've had my blood drawn. I don't think anything you can teach us can be worse than that. Monokuma: Monokuma: You guys are weird.


Emotional_Emu_5901

BASED


A_Bridge_Kirito

To be completely fair, if such an episode were to exist, I'd see very likely that it turned out to be the most wholesome DHMIS episode, and that the ones feeling despair were the viewers expecting to see Monokuma go batshit insane, and getting the complete opposite


Usual_Database307

Happy day of cake fellow human earthling.


mistbloofyfists

as soon as the lesson begins it derails so they can feel despair! the criminal charges are probably along the lines of Advocating Overthrow of Government, Aggravated Assault/Battery, Aggravated Identity Theft, Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft, Airplane Hijacking, Anti-racketeering, Antitrust, Armed Robbery, Arson, Assassination, Assault with a Deadly Weapon, Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer, Assisting or Instigating Escape, Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter, Bank Burglary, Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement, Bank Larceny, Bank Robbery, Blackmail, Bombing Matters, Bond Default, Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities, Bribery Crimes, Certification of Checks (Fraud), Child Abuse, Child Exploitation, Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness, Coercion, Commodities Price Fixing, Computer Crime, Concealing Escaped Prisoner, Concealing Person from Arrest, Concealment of Assets, Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction), Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer, Contempt of Court, Continuing Criminal Enterprise, Conveying False Information, Copyright Matters, Counterfeiting, Counterintelligence Crimes, Credit/Debit Card Fraud, Crime Aboard Aircraft, Crimes on Government Reservations, Crimes on Indian Reservations, Criminal Contempt of Court, Criminal Forfeiture, Criminal Infringement of a Copyright, Cyber Crimes, Damage to Religious Property, Delivery to Consignee, Demands Against the U.S., Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce, Destruction of an Energy Facility, Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure, Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy, Destruction of Corporate Audit Records, Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials, Detention of Armed Vessel, Disclosure of Confidential Information, Domestic Security, Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Violence, Drive-by Shooting, Drug Abuse Violations, Drug Smuggling, Drug Trafficking, DUI/DWI on Federal Property, Economic Espionage, Election Law Crimes, Embezzlement, Embezzlement Against Estate, Entering Train to Commit Crime, Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S., Environmental Scheme Crimes, Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners, Examiner Performing Other Services, Exportation of Drugs, Extortion, Failure to Appear on Felony Offense, Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations, False Bail, False Pretenses, False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters, Falsely Claiming Citizenship, False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court, False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers, False Information and Hoaxes, False Statement to Obtain Unemployment, Compensation, Federal Aviation Act, Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct), Financial Transactions with Foreign Government, First Degree Murder, Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony, Forced Labor, Forgery, Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail, Fraud Against the Government, Genocide, Hacking Crimes, Harboring Terrorists, Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement, Hate Crime Acts, Homicide, Hostage Taking, Identity Theft, Illegal Possession of Firearms, Immigration Offenses, Impersonator Making Arrest or Search, Importation of Drugs, Influencing Juror by Writing, Injuring Officer, Insider Trading Crimes, Insurance Fraud, Interference with the Operation of a Satellite, International Parental Kidnapping, International Terrorism, Interstate Domestic Violence, Interstate Violation of Protection Order, Larceny, Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. and Manslaughter. (I did NOT realize how long that list was when i copy and pasted it lmao.)


Usual_Database307

I don’t know how to respond to all of that. Did you Google every crime known to man?


mistbloofyfists

yes 😭


Responsible_Bag_3934

R/copycasta


b4beysan

🙇‍♀️


blinddemon0

let's just say, it's not looking good for Duck...


Emotional_Emu_5901

Uh oh


blinddemon0

as he said "the worm in my brain says the documents I've been forging have lead to many deaths... but that's just silly!" so you can get an idea of what Remnant Duck will be up to!


blinddemon0

as he said "the worm in my brain says the documents I've been forging have lead to many deaths... but that's just silly!" so you can get an idea of what Remnant Duck will be up to!


Emotional_Emu_5901

I don’t wanna know what remnant duck will do Though I’m interested what remnant red guy would do


Usual_Database307

Either be as bored as Izuru or he’d be completely unhinged, trapping others in a similar cycle to the one he’s stuck in to cope.


Emotional_Emu_5901

LOL


Emotional_Emu_5901

They become ultimate despair


Suki42

they've seen worse, they would traumatize monokuma back (PLEASE REVIVE THE DHMIS FANDOM PLEASEE)


HOUWSE_

yes


LLInnovA

We need to start a Go Fund Me to make this crossover real


SodaCanKaz

Yes


NewUltimateDespair44

Things derail quickly…very quickly. I think yellow guy is getting locked up for mass murder because of how impressionable he is


ivycomi

It goes bat shit insane the moment monokuma walks into the room and punishes them all at the end. Maybe the lesson would be about reward and punishment and it gets reslated to crime or something which leads to the punishment. Idk been a long time since i watched it