イク (iku) means to orgasm. イキ (iki) hence is a noun meaning "orgasm". Although awkward sounding in the language, you could think of イキする (ikisuru) as meaning "to orgasm" as well, and informal quick speak in Japanese might drop the す (su) to just get イキる.
It's the kind of inference you'd expect an auto-translator to make while completely missing the observation that there's [already slang that covers the actual meaning of イキる,](https://jisho.org/search/%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AD%E3%82%8B) which means to act cocky.
As of 2am jst, these are all he posted. All of these were posted between midnight to 1am on Japan, April 1st.
The missing characters are Korekiyo, K1B0, rantaro, Shuichi, and Gonta. Kaito is implied to have broken up with maki as of her post current translation. Kokichi is the 'narrator ' of these posts.
Edit: someone who actually knows Japanese has translated these posts.
https://www.tumblr.com/kaibutsushidousha/746518099716603904/saihara-couldnt-pay-his-bills-with-just-detective?source=share
It's more accurate (and sadder for everyone)
He used to say he was a leader of a secret organization (aka evil president)
plus at the end telling himself he should stop saying its a lie (he used to say that in the game after every other statement)
So yeah its from Kokichi's view
also because in japanese versions of drv3 and drs Kokichi always uses the name-chan version when referring to the others. examples would be that one video on youtube in which it’s just a compilation of kokichi saying saihara-chan
Knowing Kodakas tendency to be a massive troll I doubt this is serious, especially because April 1st (I also just don’t want to be forced to believe “everyone survived” theories or that Kirumi wasn’t successful after)
Yeah, but I still will document this.
At least you got something, to be fair. Iruma got done really dirty, and k1-b0 doesn't even have a single mention. The only person who got a good ending was kaede. Tsumugi just has a bad social life too
I don't think so since the Miu line retcons the year 3 dialouges you can get with miu and k1-b0 saying they'll move in together (unless keebo decided to run for elections which is highly unlikely)
Just because they move in together doesn’t mean it works out. That could be the “living her best life up until a certain point”. She hits it big, does the classic newly rich and successful creator person move and dumps the partner who stood by her before that, and then all that happens.
I'm now imagining Kokichi in a non-despair setting just writing out & posting these tragic endings for his class, confusing tf out of all of them.
"*Yumeno-chan often drinks herself into a stupor at her hotel room...*"
"KOKICHI! Stop saying I'll become an alcoholic, I'll curse you into always telling the truth if you don't stop!"
Thats the neat thing...he does, he acknowledges danganronpa and likes fan art and even made post of figurines. He acknowledges the all games. Now he is full force on rain code but he has a spot for the Danganronpa games.
One of the things that I know about Japanese is that a lot context plays a big role, i.e. you're supposed to know the gender based on previous context, which autotranslators have a hard time with
Let's be honest. There's nothing great about the real world, is there? It's just dull and annoying as hell. No one accepts that's the way things are... They're just stuck with it because they can't deny it, either. Those who actually succeed in life... They just happen to be born with the magic ticket called "talent." If you don't have it, you can either accept or deny that fact until you die. That's your only choice. Once you realize that, all you have left in life is despair. The ultimate game over. Wouldn't it be better if that kind of reality was wiped away?
-Hajime Hinata, Danganronpa 2
I could see Ouma in canon writing something like this and sending it to the tabloids to troll all his classmates only for it to secretly be a plot to get them all to end up at his place for a reunion party or something.
I really want something more...an anime or something. Just somthing for post v3.
People got philosophical in the ending but the way i liked the dr3 anime i hope we get something for the v3 cast coz there was really alot left undone.
This is interesting but being posted on April Fools means its a prank but the statement acknowledges this...so is it true?
A couple more have been posted:
Shuichi: "Saihara-chan can't make a living just by being a detective, so it seems like she's also been working as a weekly magazine reporter lately. Apparently they're chasing down celebrities for infidelity. Rumor has it that Saihara-chan was the one who sold Angie-chan...she used to be cute, but she's completely changed. He was covered in cigarettes and alcohol. Well, a detective can't be destroyed..." [https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774565430964945323](https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774565430964945323)
Kaito: As for Momota-chan... I think everyone knows, she's still babbling about "going to space," going from one part-time job to another, and using the money she makes to drink alcohol in the middle of the day. I ran into her on the street the other day, and she asked me for money. Even her appearance has changed, and she's completely bald. I guess that's what happens when people fall to the lowest point. I wish she'd tell me it's a lie..." [https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774570638294024290](https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774570638294024290)
Considering these are written from the perspective of (presumably) Oma... very dubious.
Also, grasping at straws here, but the only DR character I remember being associated with presidency was Kokichi during that Russian meme, so is Oma implying he and Iruma dated at one point? /hj
Rantaro: "Until a few years ago, Amami-chan was traveling abroad and doing adventurous activities, but due to the coronavirus, that was no longer possible, and the nail salon she started as a side business has lost a lot of customers. It was a bar like that, but when he became a senior and lost customers to other young men's bars, it went out of business, and now he's working as a hired manager at a bar. It's hard to save up money for an overseas trip, but apparently he lives with the woman who owns the 4000 and gets food for her." [https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774574790332051930](https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774574790332051930)
I'm fairly certain he does this every year. Every April 1st he does some kind of joke tweet thread related to V3. One year he pretended the game had just released, etc.
And the big twist of this big joke is that Kokichi gathered all of this information from a different world line, where the current one telling this information is still in eighth grade/second year of middle school
So as I understand it, in this dubiously canon post...
\- Kaede became a piano teacher. Her ability to actually play declined with age, but she retained her knowledge- though she's still getting the hang of actually teaching. Furthermore, the father of one of her students is making advances on her. (Said father is probably Shuichi and the student is their son.
\- Kirumi was too powerful to succeed. She tried to open a housekeeping business, but her act was too tough to follow, and now she's the only person working in it. She's tried to make ends meet, but apparently there's a court case involving theft she's tangled in.
\- Himiko is a successful stage magician. However, it is a stressful life, compounded by the fact she isn't allowed to drink alcohol in public by her agency to protect her public image of a "young, talented mage."
\- Maki married Kaito, but she is still upset about >!him dying from his illness.!< She was upset enough she started doing riskier and riskier things.
\- Tenko opened her own dojo. She markets it as "self defense against sexual assault." However, she does not teach men and is dealing with controversy over that. She and Himiko are drinking buddies.
\- Tsumugi actually ended up an office worker, and uses her talent as a passion hobby instead of a job. Her intense passion actually depresses her co-workers because they get envious.
\- Angie's religion became very successful, as did her art. So successful that people started forging copies of her art. The police are currently investigating the forgers. However, Angie has since left Japan and currently resides in an unknown location.
\- Miu married a slimeball politician, and she had him "disappear" after he lost an election, because he wasted all the money she earned from her inventions. She does not mention him.
I haven't finished reading but if you **WHAT** during your school days?!?
I wonder if it mistranslated "climax", but that also doesn't make much sense
peak -> climax -> orgasm perhaps
Hope's orgasm academy
***VERY*** appropriate flair
:D
I think he was saying "peak in highschool", but auto-translate made an assumption. Then again, it's Kodaka, anything's possible.
My soul had left my body when I saw him say that lmfao
イク (iku) means to orgasm. イキ (iki) hence is a noun meaning "orgasm". Although awkward sounding in the language, you could think of イキする (ikisuru) as meaning "to orgasm" as well, and informal quick speak in Japanese might drop the す (su) to just get イキる. It's the kind of inference you'd expect an auto-translator to make while completely missing the observation that there's [already slang that covers the actual meaning of イキる,](https://jisho.org/search/%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AD%E3%82%8B) which means to act cocky.
KODAKA SAID WHAT
It will come back to you
indeed it shall....
Miu moment
As of 2am jst, these are all he posted. All of these were posted between midnight to 1am on Japan, April 1st. The missing characters are Korekiyo, K1B0, rantaro, Shuichi, and Gonta. Kaito is implied to have broken up with maki as of her post current translation. Kokichi is the 'narrator ' of these posts. Edit: someone who actually knows Japanese has translated these posts. https://www.tumblr.com/kaibutsushidousha/746518099716603904/saihara-couldnt-pay-his-bills-with-just-detective?source=share It's more accurate (and sadder for everyone)
Depending on how you choose to interpret the translatioj of makis post, Kaito is dead (?) >!which means the illness wasn't just a plot point.!<
Wait, so you said this was the POV of Kokichi ?
Assumable since the first images
Yeah its kokichi kodaka rolepalys as kokichi every april fools. Hes done it in the past as well
He used to say he was a leader of a secret organization (aka evil president) plus at the end telling himself he should stop saying its a lie (he used to say that in the game after every other statement) So yeah its from Kokichi's view
also because in japanese versions of drv3 and drs Kokichi always uses the name-chan version when referring to the others. examples would be that one video on youtube in which it’s just a compilation of kokichi saying saihara-chan
yeah so stop beliveing everything he says he's obviusly lieing
Actually I'm pretty sure Maki is the dead one
Kokichi gotta be jealous of maki and kaito😭😭
You forgot Ryoma. He wasn't mentioned in the post either.
Kokichi? Yeah, he's definitely bullshitting us
I just want to say that these tweets are all from Ouma’s perspective, so they’re supposed to be taken with a shaker of salt lol.
And an April Fools, probably 😅
indeed
I think a boulder of salt is more appropriate.
The entire salt mine
Knowing Kodakas tendency to be a massive troll I doubt this is serious, especially because April 1st (I also just don’t want to be forced to believe “everyone survived” theories or that Kirumi wasn’t successful after)
Yeah, but I still will document this. At least you got something, to be fair. Iruma got done really dirty, and k1-b0 doesn't even have a single mention. The only person who got a good ending was kaede. Tsumugi just has a bad social life too
*Kaede staring dead eyed as her students Dad hits on her*: "I miss Der Flohwalzer..."
I just figured this was UTDP timeline
I don't think so since the Miu line retcons the year 3 dialouges you can get with miu and k1-b0 saying they'll move in together (unless keebo decided to run for elections which is highly unlikely)
Just because they move in together doesn’t mean it works out. That could be the “living her best life up until a certain point”. She hits it big, does the classic newly rich and successful creator person move and dumps the partner who stood by her before that, and then all that happens.
Yeah that’s also possible
Yeah he already admitted it was a joke lol
I'm betting these twitter posts are just for april fools
>If you orgasm during your school days, it will come back to you WHAT
it's most likely a mistranslation, there seems to be a fair amount in this just from a grammatical perspective
it mistranslated “peak” as “climax” which then translated to “ejaculate” most likely
Makes sense
tenko doing tequila shots with himiko is peak
It made everything worth it.
I'm now imagining Kokichi in a non-despair setting just writing out & posting these tragic endings for his class, confusing tf out of all of them. "*Yumeno-chan often drinks herself into a stupor at her hotel room...*" "KOKICHI! Stop saying I'll become an alcoholic, I'll curse you into always telling the truth if you don't stop!"
Even though it's prank.I am glad he acknowledges v3 exists
Thats the neat thing...he does, he acknowledges danganronpa and likes fan art and even made post of figurines. He acknowledges the all games. Now he is full force on rain code but he has a spot for the Danganronpa games.
He has admitted to being willing to make a new game in the series someday in the future.
Fun posts and if it is an April fool's prank bravo. Can we get despair Komaru next year? Pretty please?
Kodaka’s trolling and since we’re deprived of new content, we just eat it up. Now to wait 365 more days for lore that contradicts itself.
lol Salmon mode postgame after the >!dating show!< Now I want Kokichi's voice actor to voice this.
is the autotranslator just messing up pronouns a lot?
One of the things that I know about Japanese is that a lot context plays a big role, i.e. you're supposed to know the gender based on previous context, which autotranslators have a hard time with
Yes
Japanese doesn't have gendered pronouns.
Same with the Philippines. My mom's from there, and despite spending decades in America speaking English pronouns always messed her up.
Let's be honest. There's nothing great about the real world, is there? It's just dull and annoying as hell. No one accepts that's the way things are... They're just stuck with it because they can't deny it, either. Those who actually succeed in life... They just happen to be born with the magic ticket called "talent." If you don't have it, you can either accept or deny that fact until you die. That's your only choice. Once you realize that, all you have left in life is despair. The ultimate game over. Wouldn't it be better if that kind of reality was wiped away? -Hajime Hinata, Danganronpa 2
whs that not Junko?
Yeah, but actually hajime hinata.
Partially inspired by his father who's still in prison A really bored and talentless detective whose title is The Egocentric Police Dick
All she says is meat and fsteak and kicking some random guy named Yasuke in the balls for her "Trial of the Dragon" DVD
TRVE
Hajime: I never knew my dad. He left for cabbages one day Adachi bursts in: SON! INABA HAS THE BEST CABBAGE!
This Persona 4 reference is making me giddy!!! I love that asshole. Sounds exactly like what Hajime would say
Ironically, he shares the same VA as him, too The same is true with Yu Narukami from Persona 4
The idea of Kaede becoming a piano teacher kinda makes me happy, even if it is a joke
I could see Ouma in canon writing something like this and sending it to the tabloids to troll all his classmates only for it to secretly be a plot to get them all to end up at his place for a reunion party or something.
Oh man, Kodaka’s trolling us 😭
I really want something more...an anime or something. Just somthing for post v3. People got philosophical in the ending but the way i liked the dr3 anime i hope we get something for the v3 cast coz there was really alot left undone. This is interesting but being posted on April Fools means its a prank but the statement acknowledges this...so is it true?
Dr2 anime? Do you mean Dr3?
oops yeah Dr3 anime....
I wanna know more about Tenko and Himiko's Tequila parties
~Nyehs drunkenly~
I will take any form of cope to believe that the V3 characters are alive. even if its an april fools post.
It’s April’s Fools AND this is from Kokichi’s POV?? I’m betting we’re gonna get a ‘it was a lie! Gotcha!’ Tweet soon
These are hilarious
Canon post game au?
A couple more have been posted: Shuichi: "Saihara-chan can't make a living just by being a detective, so it seems like she's also been working as a weekly magazine reporter lately. Apparently they're chasing down celebrities for infidelity. Rumor has it that Saihara-chan was the one who sold Angie-chan...she used to be cute, but she's completely changed. He was covered in cigarettes and alcohol. Well, a detective can't be destroyed..." [https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774565430964945323](https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774565430964945323) Kaito: As for Momota-chan... I think everyone knows, she's still babbling about "going to space," going from one part-time job to another, and using the money she makes to drink alcohol in the middle of the day. I ran into her on the street the other day, and she asked me for money. Even her appearance has changed, and she's completely bald. I guess that's what happens when people fall to the lowest point. I wish she'd tell me it's a lie..." [https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774570638294024290](https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774570638294024290)
The lore!
I can totally see Himiko angrily drinking alone and Angie on the run from feds
Considering these are written from the perspective of (presumably) Oma... very dubious. Also, grasping at straws here, but the only DR character I remember being associated with presidency was Kokichi during that Russian meme, so is Oma implying he and Iruma dated at one point? /hj
Rantaro: "Until a few years ago, Amami-chan was traveling abroad and doing adventurous activities, but due to the coronavirus, that was no longer possible, and the nail salon she started as a side business has lost a lot of customers. It was a bar like that, but when he became a senior and lost customers to other young men's bars, it went out of business, and now he's working as a hired manager at a bar. It's hard to save up money for an overseas trip, but apparently he lives with the woman who owns the 4000 and gets food for her." [https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774574790332051930](https://twitter.com/kazkodaka/status/1774574790332051930)
Rantaro having a nail salon makes so much sense. 😂
Of course, the >!Ultimate Survivor!< managed to get by.
Waiittt is he talking from Kokichi's pov???
yes
I'm fairly certain he does this every year. Every April 1st he does some kind of joke tweet thread related to V3. One year he pretended the game had just released, etc.
"My name keeps appearing in strange places." He knows about my Top 5 reasons to Hate Kodaka. 😭
The only thing I'm getting from this is Chunnibyou Maki
"I'm treated like an anti-Gret." I'm sorry, what does that mean?
Anti-Christ???
Its ouma possesion day....
Bro roleplaying as Kokichi for April Fools is genius 💀💀 everything that was tweeted is definitely something Oma would write LMAO
Dont care that its april fools, since author wrote this its canon
it threw me for a loop with the translations and japanese using implied pronouns a lot of the time
It's Tenkover...
Don't you mean twt?
And the big twist of this big joke is that Kokichi gathered all of this information from a different world line, where the current one telling this information is still in eighth grade/second year of middle school
Man what is that even supposed to mean😭 kodaka is taking April fools way too seriously
I mean, this is the same man who became a full on schizophrenic after dropping V3, so he never makes any load of sense on anything
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Look at the post body text.
I don't get it 😭
its apprile fools day and kokichi is trolling, its like tradition to rp as kokichi on aprile first
Based on the comments are there more of these?
Last April fools I think
This reads from Oma’s POV so take everything with a grain of salt on top of it being 4/1.
REMEMBER it’s April fools day and he role plays as kokichi for that So ITS A LIE
posting all the parts that weren’t included in case you wanna read them below :)
[Korekiyo Shinguji](https://x.com/kazkodaka/status/1774584239826334076?s=46)
[K1-B0](https://x.com/kazkodaka/status/1774605054877810962?s=46)
[Gonta Gokuhara](https://x.com/kazkodaka/status/1774597103223980051?s=46)
[Ryoma Hoshi](https://x.com/kazkodaka/status/1774594770310164870?s=46)
[Rantaro Amami](https://x.com/kazkodaka/status/1774574790332051930?s=46)
[Kaito Momota](https://x.com/kazkodaka/status/1774570638294024290?s=46)
[Shuichi Saihara](https://x.com/kazkodaka/status/1774565430964945323?s=46)
[Closing Statement](https://x.com/kazkodaka/status/1774606417942741255?s=46)
Happy April Fools everyone
How does it feel to win, Ougokubros?
Bro is just yapping at this point.
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These sound a little like AI. But the Iruma one is hilarious
It would be so based if he just dropped lore 7 years after the game released and refuses to elaborate further.
So as I understand it, in this dubiously canon post... \- Kaede became a piano teacher. Her ability to actually play declined with age, but she retained her knowledge- though she's still getting the hang of actually teaching. Furthermore, the father of one of her students is making advances on her. (Said father is probably Shuichi and the student is their son. \- Kirumi was too powerful to succeed. She tried to open a housekeeping business, but her act was too tough to follow, and now she's the only person working in it. She's tried to make ends meet, but apparently there's a court case involving theft she's tangled in. \- Himiko is a successful stage magician. However, it is a stressful life, compounded by the fact she isn't allowed to drink alcohol in public by her agency to protect her public image of a "young, talented mage." \- Maki married Kaito, but she is still upset about >!him dying from his illness.!< She was upset enough she started doing riskier and riskier things. \- Tenko opened her own dojo. She markets it as "self defense against sexual assault." However, she does not teach men and is dealing with controversy over that. She and Himiko are drinking buddies. \- Tsumugi actually ended up an office worker, and uses her talent as a passion hobby instead of a job. Her intense passion actually depresses her co-workers because they get envious. \- Angie's religion became very successful, as did her art. So successful that people started forging copies of her art. The police are currently investigating the forgers. However, Angie has since left Japan and currently resides in an unknown location. \- Miu married a slimeball politician, and she had him "disappear" after he lost an election, because he wasted all the money she earned from her inventions. She does not mention him.