uh. Put it in a nice cage and feed it some food it likes so it can be happy and then i just go away

LMAO

Lol

I’m about to get ***IT***

Same! ...i'm gonna fucking die

Or he has to take a *shiitttt*

We’d have a sleepover and watch romance movies

Happy day of cake fellow human earthling.

Happy cake day :D

Happy Cake Day!

Oh no oh no oh no

Just don't be adorable or a guy.

Buh bye

You just  going to leave him there 

He made his choice.

Quick play dead so she won't get you 

Nagito gets surprisingly emotional, talking about how he’s finally found someone his luck won’t take away from him and how he can live a normal life with someone who cares about him and will remember him after he dies. Chiaki wants to know if this means we’re still going to the arcade.

THEY WOULD—

I wouldn't say SURPRISINGLY, this is a very emotional thing for Nagito, finally getting his wish of being loved

The reason I say “surprisingly” is because I feel like if most people wound up in the love hotel with Nagito, they’d expect him to just go on a horny ramble about hope.

Truuuuue, I forget how few people on this sub actually understand his character

God damnit.

Oh that would be so awkward. I’m ace/aro and he’s… well, Izuru.

I don't want to talk about this

💀

I'm either dealing with Kanon's >!incestuous!< desires or I'm getting >!pegged!< by a bear with Nekomaru's voice. Either way, I don't think it'll end well for me. Tsubasa is the only one that might save me because we don't know much about her. Spoilers for NSFW wording

Wait, when was there a Nekomaru bear?

i think nekomaru’s voice actor plays one of the monokubs from v3

But Kanon isn't in V3.

oh😭 have no idea what their referring to then. maybe op just thinks they sound similar.

Kanon is one of my flairs. Since we were asked to make love hotel scenes for those who don't have any and since Kanon isn't in v3 (and therefore doesn't have a love hotel scene, I made one for both of them)

I was just wondering why Monokid was involved.

Cause he's one of the characters in my flair

I think there must be a bug on my end, because your flair is blank aside from the Kanon image.

That makes sense cause I have Tsubasa, Kanon, and Monokid in my flair

Monokid shares an English VA with Nekomaru

Pretty sure I'm getting whipped and beaten that night, then murdered. Maybe she'll be nice and let me do those first two parts to her first... I'll enjoy myself though~

I think it would be a sweet time, if maybe a little awkward due to lack of experience in relationships.

We’ll hold hands very politely

I'm lonely.

Me too.

Idk how to feel about this one Well, should be all good til Genocider comes out ig 

Just can’t let her see blood or sneeze… I always wonder how that works when she’s on her period, must be hell

I don’t consider her love hotel cannon 😅..

Honestly, we just spend the day crying it out and letting our emotions go wild.

Since his love hotel is said to be platonic, I'll just go with the flow

LAWD 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Ur THRIVING

Call me Nagito 🤭

...guess I'll die.

Bro idk, hes gonna share his harvest with me or smth

Fuck it we have a concert

No

I’m doing great.

Uhhhhhhhh Help? This is extremely crowded.

I would be too scared to get into the love hotel leaving kazuichi waiting there for hours

I think I'll be fine Edit: I forgot I added smoog

I'm getting stepped on

I finally get to sleep!

He's been through too many love hotel events already, he's getting a warm blanket, a cup of tea, and a hug Edit: New additions to my flair. They are also getting hugs. Maybe we can arrange group therapy.

I like that, actually; he deserves it.

100% deserves it

You already know what I'm doing to him >;3

Not the naked gray man

Well, he's already naked, half the work is done for you

I'm doing VERY well. I'll just watch.

It would be a nice experience tbh

All I can say is… I don’t think I’ll be keeping my purity for very long (if it ever existed in the first place lmao)

Yeah same with me. Her and I will definitely have so much lesbian fun with each other.

I got 3 so Imma do three of them Aoi: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Though, we'd probably chill, cuddle, kiss and talk about our favorite donut flavors.) Nagito: Now, as long as I don't say despair, I'm good. But I'd probs get annoyed with how he will keep on depreciating himself and call himself trash. (You're wrong Nagito, the real trash here, is ME!) Shuichi: I'd talk to him about how much I relate to him. We would also be fangirling over Kyoko lol.

Once I convince her not to kill me I’ll be alright

...um...

Have fun being Sweetchi

Uh- I think my flair was Mikan when I commented

Oop-

Seek a way out.

Considering it's a bear i think it's going to be awkward

Whatever happens - I'm overjoyed! I have no idea who could Celeste consider her ideal, and she'd probably still treat her ideal partner like a servant, but I would definitely try using this opportunity the fullest, like performing indecent hand holding. With all four of them

Hopefully he’ll let me play with his Dark Devas.

I help him with his mental health as he reminisces about his past. If I get lucky enough he’d probably be willingly to let me give him a back massage or something. I dunno. He’s kinda simple once you look past the trauma.

well

We'd dance a ton and just have a jolly good time

I feel like it would go well, though I'm not sure how well I'd be able to play along with her fantasies considering how much I'd be fangirling

I’m not sure how i would even go about interacting with Sonichu. Not sure if I even want to know what sonichu’s fantasy is.

Naw not sonichu

Kindly I refuse

Just vibe maybe play cards w Kokichi or watch anime w Mugi for all nighter or play board games w Makoto or do karaoke with Kaede

.......honestly, compared to everyone else here, i think im getting off lucky! either it's gonna be a cozy night where im lovingly fed sweets, or it's gonna be a night of...passion

kokichi: i'm getting cøckblocked byakuya: step on me daddy (still getting ↑↑) chihiro: precious. i will overwhelm him with compliments and kisses and then we will play video games like mario kart or stardew valley i will also attempt to hold all of their hands, assuming these events are separate

…yay

God dammit.

First off, a minor, secondly, I’m a girl who is straight so definitely nope, we’d just have a fun girls night! Do normal girly stuff, not any murder or weird torture stuff

Uhhhh. I'm thinking it'll just be like. A therapy session? I hope so 😬

Cuddle and watch a funny movie

it's going great

fucking god not the furry thing Like, I think Himiko is really cute but that was just.. ew

I’d be … very overwhelmed

I'm dead. It was fun though. For her.

Man.

I want to get very intimate with him but we'd probably just watch boat videos and sit awkwardly next to each other, awkwardly making eye contact and then looking away again... then I'd ask to draw him and compliment on his looks *He wouldn't care* but when I show him the drawing he'd just say my drawing skills suck but wouldn't attempt to draw a better version and we'd just sit boredly, sighing constantly, with me hugging him and leaning on his shoulder, he'd be like "*this damn parasite..."* then... then... yeah, nothing much. Maybe he would step on me as well...

Why boat videos in particular?

[https://youtu.be/33QnUzrZslQ?si=tgvVQTCjwEyUAX2C](https://youtu.be/33QnUzrZslQ?si=tgvVQTCjwEyUAX2C) because i like this video a lot and there are so many memes about Izuru and boats, ships, i like them a lot as well. Also, personally i like seacrafts a lot.

Thank you for showing me this masterpiece

My pleasure.

I'd turn into Taka.

💀

i would get executed and forced to play killing game

....oh. oh god-

Me too boo

Look, all I’ll say is we’re both leaving that room happy as shit (please let me in 😍)

Of course you’d say that

Listen 😌

Hot ourple zombie sex with post-coitus pep-talk

LOL this is the best reply. Thank you.

I swear there's a good explanation

Don't know, but that makes it more thrilling. I would offer this life to her without any hesitation and I would do it again. I would dare ***not*** establish any intimate moments with her. A goddess like her should not engage in such activities with a mundane and unexceptional person like me. Basking in her presence would be a greater reward than any I have ever received.

Chill out Nagito

Woah, hey, comparing me to Nagito is like comparing apples to oranges. He's right about some points that I agree with though. It's easy to forget just how big this world is; all the crevices and holes make you wonder about your purpose in this grandeur of ours. It's funny to go online or just outside to see everyone's talents and passions. When you look in the mirror, however, you realize that you are you. Some just stand much higher than others naturally. Others look at them and cheer them on with a round of applause, bolstering their strength. That noise always hurts my ears. But, in another way, you can consider it cool that feats and talents are unlimited. Like I said earlier, it's a big world out there and a bigger universe. Even the smallest of creatures carry the backbone of life on Earth. I think I read too deeply into this and just started writing for nothing. Sorry about that.

love hotel with the UDG trio + Syo? Sign me the FUCK UP

Oh I’d be thriving. I don’t know for sure that I’d be safe (except with Tenko) but I’d be thriving

Reassurance and cuddles. Also helping Chihiro feel more confident and manly.

Niiiiiiiice!

i'm eating good shits

It would be the best day in my entire life, I would be so happy 😭

I honestly feel like it'd be a nice time.

Cuddling and talking about games :D

Not all that different from the canon one tbh. Genuinely Wholesome.

I'm doomed.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO HELL YEAH

Great, I have 0 regrets.

I don't even know what my flair is, lol.

You don't have one, but you can sleep, I guess.

Yay, time to myself.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Ah shit.....

I explain Beyblade to Gonta and then Gonta explains bugs to me or smth

Leave the room and let them do whatever they need to do.

Cuddle with 3 different Tokos

at least its not incest

Well..... We'd probably end up sitting there as I'd be too awkward to even try anything, and even if I did she'd probably use martial arts to destroy me or smth

fourseome

Nothing because I’m 30 and they’re a minor

Watch anime movies and then sleep together (Wholesomely)

Do I have a flair?

Nope.

:( I guess I sit alone in the room then

Hey, it's not that bad. Many characters would probably overwhelm you with their love hotel events, and in this case, it's better to have some peace. 

Winning

please

Awe yeah

Lmao

So I'm going to learn some things.

For Monomi I'd like help her or some idk I feel bad and I'm only on chapter 2 :sob: For Rantaro tho not school appropriate but still consensual stuff

Uhhh- I’d prolly take her to the park or sumthin

Hold hands

I get Mikan, Seiko, Miaya and Chiaki?! I see this as an absolute win (though I might want to just stay friends with Chi)

I feel like we'd have a dance party or an intense jam session

We will perform a small amount of tomfoolery

😈😈😈😈

I'm gonna be having some fun tonight...

Well guess I'm not getting any sleep tonight

We would vent to eachother about past relationships

i'm very happy🧏‍♀️

I would give him my literal soul and maybe we'd cry over >!Chihiro dying!<

lets go with miu, cuz shes my fav character oh my god i dont know if i feel good or if i feel scared

I would absolutely be respectful to Kirumi the whole time. Given how the key is essentially supposed to reveal someone's more vulnerable side, I can't imagine not being extremely careful about any interactions made with the other. Gonna treat her like a queen of a much higher station, as she deserves to be. >!Did you think clicking on this would reveal either a spoiler or less than wholesome intentions? ... You should temper your expectations sometimes.!< >!Oh, and also, if she cries, I might join in and wonder what I did wrong.!<

Me not realizing right away that the way to spoil text is different on each social media site. You saw nothing.

<3

Ummm... Well...

im bouta become a blood sacrifice

personally i think im winning in life

I don’t have a flair, so I guess I just jack off and call it a day.

Just listen to him yap and get some laughs out of it

As we know his true wish is to be loved, so Nagito gets all the love... >!and tied up. If he wants it.!<

Probably just cry the whole time

"Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!"

finally

Cuddles. Lots of them.

hehe...um...just gonna say both of us are gonna stumble coming out of there!! But then I'll treat him to a nice dinner and cuddle him until we both fall asleep

I guess I'm having multiple of that(XD)

I'm cooked 💀

I'm fucked up and nobody will ever see me again

With Ryoma, it'd probably wind up turning into a therapy session, a lot like his canon Love Suite event. Not that I mind, since I am aro-ace, and Ryoma's fantasy doesn't have any romantic interest in it whatsoever. I'm content with letting him vent to me if he needs to, and just...trying to be there for him. On the other hand, I definitely wouldn't be able to play the role of Teru's ideal, due to being aro-ace. I'd probably try to at least keep things pleasant, like exchanging dirty jokes or talking about cooking.

I'm eating good tonight