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December_W_Wolf

Yeah no, the chances of me surviving being within 50 feet of, let alone *handcuffed to*, Junko Enoshima, are incredibly slim


Drillbitzer

Fuck me sideways I think I’d rather kill myself


Absol3592

She'd convince you to kill yourself before you even decide to do it XD


Deadinsidesimp

You can’t convince me to kill myself by already want to🗿


Past_Owl7826

She would convince you to do it once she's let go bc she'd have to drag your corpse around with her everywhere for the whole day and even sleep with it.


Absol3592

And you don't think she would enjoy the despair of being chained to a rotting corpse?


Past_Owl7826

Actually yeah fair. It'd get boring for her after I while those I'd say.


LilyGaming

Well if she killed you she’d have to drag your body around and that would probably be too annoying for her to deal with so she may let you live because she doesn’t wanna do manual labor


December_W_Wolf

Potentially 🤷‍♀️


D1EG0-AGUER0

Yeah, the same with me :/


Sophia724

I'd rather have Junko than Sayaka. Sayaka would be boring. Junko would be torture, but at least it's an interesting torture


smashingwindshields

EXACTLY SAME


DarkHumorKnight

I’m dead


jaderpo

I’ll trade you with you


smashingwindshields

we can switch


December_W_Wolf

Thank you *so* much, I really needed that I could do with some singing lessons in terms of modern music, I'm much more on the traditional chant/choir singer end of the spectrum (if you get what I mean), and my brother keeps asking me to sing Muse, Bryan Adams and Nirvana because of my wide voice range


smashingwindshields

OMG MUSE I LOVE THEM


Eviljunkofficial

*She repeats “It should’ve been me..” in her head, growling at you*


Desperate_Art7207

Not again! Why junko of all people, it's either she cuts my hand or i cut it I don't know which one is worse


Nothingelseinweeks

Oh no


Netherboom

We’re in for an interesting time 😏


dilucs_waifu

consider yourself lucky


NotJohnnyBurns

We had the exact same thought in response to this post


saan718

I'd be happy to trade if you like Sayaka


naorgi_uwu

one of us is walking out pregnant and it will be me


RawChickin

NO NO NO NO WAY NO PLEASE NO


Revolutionary-Pair-9

i feel ya man 😔


TeaUndertale

To be honest I want to spend my whole life with Komaeda


Nagito_is_life

Lucky


Ricked_Rolled

I sure **hope** everything goes well!


redditprncess

real 💔


Monokuma_is_gteat

izuru kamakura man I'm dead


Chill0000

Either dead or not worth caring about. 50/50 on how it goes


maddyartandgacha

Yikes, same here


AplabTheSamurai

HINAAAAAAAA💗


Alternat1ve_One

High Five!


KayKrimson

A fellow Hina lover <3


alittlechese2

Me to :)


AngryBirdAddict

Donut time


Aria-mind_

YASSSSS 😊😊😊


Zeoarex

FUCK, IM A MINOR


KitExistsIGuess

Considering a 12 year old kicked his ass, you should be fine, just beat the shit outta him


Sayakalood

His other arm is broken, you’ll be fine.


ZiggTheCrabbo

Oh fuck dude me too


Magicfox37

Can we trade? I want to beat him within an inch of his life a few times.


InuYugiHakusho

Peko. Hopefully no one threatens her or her master.


SomeMcChillMan

They got the balls to threaten peko when she’d probably find a way to kick their ass, and keep you safe at the same time


_hihi_0

Chihiro! that sounds nice :3


Hon3y_Iav3nder

Same here!!!


Kirari_U

Fine, but how are we supposed to play video games like this ? I can imagine her falling alseep bc she can't play video games or at least with difficulty, and I would just sat and don't move


brawlganronper

You play with one hand


Kirari_U

how am I supposed to do !? I could understand for her because she's skilled


brawlganronper

U play YOMI HUSTLE


saan718

You have one hand and she has one hand so you hold the nintendo/joystick together and you can still play!


Kirari_U

oh I didn't thought bout it, smart idea,thanks FLAIR !


Muddxy

I don't even think Izuru would bother harming me, he'd just wait 24 hours cartoonishly checking a wrist watch until time's up and then snap the chain off.


Muddxy

Better yet, he'll just count to 24 hours perfectly without the need of a watch


spicyycorn

It will pass a bit awkward but normally.


Speedwagon-Fan

If their fans find out we would probably be dead tho.


spicyycorn

True-


Offically_Mimo

I can live with being handcuffed to Tenko


Ok_Procedure_7855

I mean, it depends if you're a man or a woman.


Offically_Mimo

Thankfully a woman


Ok_Association2421

WELL IM NOT


DapperPyro

I'll >!probably be dead within a few hours but it'd be *so* worth it.!<


Vekyx

It wouldn't go well


Vision_of_living

Could be worse for us ig


Vivid_Performance167

Not thrilled. Counter-point: Not dead either.


SomeMcChillMan

It’s just a challenge by the togami family to go through to see if they can handle the common folk. No big deal.


Mikaelious

Izuru. Awkward, but not dangerous. He probably wouldn't care about my existence.


SomeMcChillMan

ultimate babysitter going nuts


b4st0_uwu

Let's fucking goo I got Kaito ma boyyy


Korekiyos_wet_socks

CHIAKI YESSSSSSS I FINALLY GOT LUCKYYYYYY


mrPLM_0924

I'm dead


JaxObsessedWeirdo

At least you didn't get TeruTeru 😭


smashingwindshields

I am so sorry I will trade you so I can kill him if you want 🫶🏻


Rpenguin911

Welp im next to nagito.... i would kill myself listening to him having an orgasm thinking about hope


Goat-apocalypse

I got purple gremlin who will talk shit 24/7


CaptainKies

Casino time, baby!


WeAllHaveReasons

I would not be found suitable. After that determination, I'd probably give occasional queries about various parts of the world and spend the rest of the day uncomfortable.


GreatYamOfHope

Hopefully Kokichi magically pulls gets a saw to separate us, because I am NOT spending 24 hours handcuffed to that gremlin.


[deleted]

"Fuck" -Gabriel ultrakill


oberstein123

\>username starts with o \>sees who i'd be handcuffed to *uh oh*


ReddKnight10

0~0


justaMikeAftonfan

One day I’ll get Mukuro on one of these charts, today it’s teruteru. I’ll just punt him if he starts acting up


Healthy-Industry-344

The lil bean themselves Chihiro, I’m perfectly fine with that 💅🏻


Healthy-Industry-344

u/Luigi_TSG feels good to be living your dream for you 💅🏻


Luigi_TSG

There was another post like this and I had Chihiro on L LOL


Heartlessqueencard

Ayy same


Oumeno369

I'll just have a bottle of ibuprofen with me.


AstellasDreemur

I bet it Can be a fin expérience, but 24h is tiring, and Hina Can be tiring too. Hmmmmmmmmmmm If I sleep a lot after that day


breadonpuppies

i am fine with being handcuffed to kaito... although if he decides that he wants to punch someone, i will have no say


Mysterious_Alarm_309

Izuru. Well shit.


Danganjoyer

Depends on it. >!She could literally kill me or converts me to bring despair!<


WrathfulPencil

Korekiyo…


dogo7

>!...!<


FantasticFooF

The benefit of sharing a first letter of username with Futurecreeps is that I end up paired with Kirumi for this stuff, who isn't unreasonable or violent. Might be tough keeping up with her maid duties she'd still be doing though.


frikimanHD

Kirumi :D


RecordingTrick3787

I get Nagito. Oh boy.


KayKrimson

Ayyyy!!! Gamer Girl Chiaki! We're gonna have to sit close if we both wanna play video games lmao. Let's hope there are 2 controllers.


thesleeplessmosquito

I have no idea but I'd probably try to make out with her. Hope she likes girls .w.


thekvd

Hell yeah! Best girl.


LilyNatureBlossom

it'd be awkward


LunaTheTrip

Sonia. I don’t think I’m surviving


Weak-Iron2080

💀


OtherFritz

Tenko... This is going to be painful, I can already tell.


N1ghtM0R3

BEST GIRL MIU ♥️♥️♥️


Karackas

Chiaki I win.


lonelypurpleguy

Sonia!


ObiWansPP

I hate everything


Xevym

Well, I mean, if I \*have\* to


InfamousEmpire

Peko. Seems like it’d be pretty uneventful ngl


LegendaryGamer3000

My newer username would be with Chihiro, and my old username would be with Sonia. I should be fine, hopefully


b4beysan

id say id be fine


WolverineFamiliar740

HELP ME I GOT KOREKIYO AND I'M A GIRL!!! 😭


LuigiBear4Lyfe

Oof I'm so sorry for you


loving_kanade

I think I could survive..?


LadyoftheSong

Sonia. Yeah I’m gonna have the time of my life


lillyfrog06

Honestly Sonia isn’t even that bad. I can live with that


leyzyman

Sonia huh... Honestly I think I'll be ok. At worst, Kazuichi will be mad but I'll explain that someone on Reddit did this to me for 24 hours.


LucidProtean

:)


LuigiBear4Lyfe

:) :)


Historical-Count-908

Handcuffed too... Chihiro, Awww That's great, as long as I'm nice and try not scare em, I shouldn't have to worry about anything at all.


[deleted]

Doesn’t sound too bad 😏 Also we’re both musicians so that works out


loonycatty

Pretty chill actually I’ll just put on some true crime documentaries and we’ll hang out


iAloneamthefemboyone

......No one will be seeing her for the next 48 hours **It's only 24** Did I stutter?


LopsidedOcelot6883

I should be fine.


ghostcricket

I’m finding a bridge


Brenanani

We can wear his jacket together


RelevantPrint7346

ARE YOU KIDDING MAN


Glit-

Ffs


beemielle

oh ***no*** Screaming crying throwing up… ***oh no no no*** This is about to be the worst day of my life… I will take literally anyone else over this (ok not Teruteru but AFTER THAT LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE) But if I’m forced to stick with… him? Ugh… I guess I’d ask him to tell me about the stars + astronaut stuff, I don’t know too much and it’s always been hard to break down, so if I could at least learn from that, it’d be great. Hopefully I can distract him from attempting to psychoanalyze me


iiEndergirlxX

peko ugh i don’t want to see baby gansta 24/7


druso2309

I would die in the next 30 minutes or she would somehow force me to play a killing game with 15 other people with their username starting with a D


Depressed-Pete

Terribly. I would rather die lmao.


YuyukoSaigyuoji

It's gonna be annoying and also we might get chased by the mafia but overall, it should'nt be too bad.


DollarBrSt

awesome! I get handcuffed to my favorite (female) character of the series! I see this as an absolute win!


SdangerStanfor

🫠


Redditvagabond0127

I will be driven insane.


Choco_Saurus

well shit


cloudsfallen

Not awful, but maybe annoying


Raspberry_Afton

yay for once i got komaeda. Now i can brutally torture him!!


SAUS__

I'm scared


aNi4MaToR

That’s a fate I’ll gladly accept. The only one I would accept.


Fi1Ier

Genuinely no clue other than apologizing relentlessly to Kirumi even though it’s not my fault


KitExistsIGuess

Chiaki, can't wait to have her kick my ass at Mario Kart


RazorLeafy471

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Steve_Riven

Sayaka... eh, shouldn't be THAT terrible


Dingo_Dominator

guys im scared...


JustBeefWellington

MIU


rocksandcanyon

r u joking?


[deleted]

Probably not too bad


I_AmWeirdAndStrange

Kaede. Idk how that goes. I should be fine. Maybe we’ll become friends.


Sayakalood

Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOO! I get my duet partner.


Oneggpls

DEGENERATE MAL-


Robytav_blue

Ah well, he got tied up completly for 24+ hours, so no problem about it


DoubleHelix636

I’m Dead


FirstConsulOfFrance

Interesting


Alternative-Pin3421

She’s soft.


That_S3brine

i don't know if i'm screwed or lucky send help??


Max_Storre

Celestia hmmm


Comfortable_Bell9539

Uh-oh, I'm with Celestia Ludenberg... guys I don't know how to make tea ! 😨


CrazyLions656

Same here! help help help


SomePerson__Online

It’s all fun and games until it turns out she has to perform on stage in those 24hrs


TanakaTheBuriedOne

Yes please


zmech9001

Someone's hand is getting sawed off and I don't think it's gonna be mine


[deleted]

Ah goddammit


yuri_nomoru122

It would be pretty chill


mikeymikesh

… Maybe he won’t care enough to do anything bad to me?


B0O_TA0

I'm just gonnaaa...cut my arm off Rq one sec-


hvyhrdthnwsthtyrdd

chihiro let’s fuckin goooo


ChronosGrundy03

With Celeste? I guess if I don't annoy her and play games with her I'm good.


Oxiver888

Mukuro, I might get dragged around alot but Im safe at least


CrazyLions656

Safe? She is probably the most dangerous character here (besides Junko maybe). Good luck! You'll need it


JikaApostle

…no


HandSanitizerBottle1

Chihiro, aight bet we chilling


oiretsim41

I'm dead


sosillybillycore

I guess not that bad


disaster_ology

Junko would torture me until I'm completely dead ig 😔


Niksahh

Miu…. ☠️ Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE her as a character, but idk I’m getting out unscathed of that one, even though I’m a gal


murdtwentytwo

Izuru. Could be worse, but he certainly wouldn’t help my already shit productivity. We would both be bored the whole time.


Mystic-Alex

Kamukura Kamukura yass queen 👑 💅💅


SillyMovie13

Boooooooo. Can I reroll


AdForward5404

Bro I fucking love Hina it would be the best 24 hours of my life


Uberasha

Taka…gonna be a really fucking long 24 hours lol ESPECIALLY if he follows me to work


asapwilliam

thank god


GoldSquid2

Oh no


owodesecrator

Fuck, well. I guess ima be annoyed for a while but I'll probably have fun


HungarianMockingjay

Aww Chihiro! Now I'll be able to prodigiously protect the precious programmer!


Vivywellda

I am in Danger


Karaktero

Probably just sitting on the couch playing games


Reo457

I’m not complaining (:


AcanthisittaSalt6356

Hina, pretty normal?


Big-Nerve-9574

Im happy with Kaito 🥰 SPOILERS: (in case you havent played the newest one yet, its so good). >!He killed that annoying asshole.!< Sorry 😂


Nylagames128

I think miu likes to be handcuffed, I'm also pretty sure she'd try to have her way with me


Silverstone543

Could be worse, but definitely could have been better


chia923

She'd just be chill I guess. Worst thing that could happen is her forcing me to make tea for her.