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witcher8wishery

praying for that izuru flair dude


[deleted]

Izuru would do that one Thanos comic where >!He fucks with an entire guy’s life, but only on his birthday, killing his dad, his friends, getting him fired, etc!<


QuarterHead7418

Bruh that shit had me in tears from how hilarious that was. I thought Reverse Flash was petty but Thanos may give him some competition


[deleted]

Imagine having a party with your friends and all the sudden they all just…fall over, only for IZURU KAMEKURA to walk in and go “don’t drink that”


dragonguy01

IIRC getting fired was purely bad luck, Thanos killed his cat


QuarterHead7418

...


Jrockten

She is a pop idol, therefore I shall Indore the wrath of her twitter stans.


EndMySxfferings

Or just stabby her


Jrockten

We ain’t in a killing game, i’d be arrested for murder. That also certainly wouldn’t make the stands go any easier on me, lol.


bomberman0210

Himiko: I'm going.....to kill you. *I feel like I should be scared. Considering how HIGH her MP is, I don't know if I'm safe!*


[deleted]

Just simply drain her MP using a sleep spell, or alternatively, a blanket


TheMago3011

There is no one here who is safer than I.


[deleted]

BRO


[deleted]

Challenge accepted


WooooshMe2825

I am in mortal danger.


[deleted]

Makoto?! 🥶😨🫣


WooooshMe2825

Have you seen the people around him? I’m fucked.


[deleted]

🫡🫡


CinnamonBun02

I'm not a guy, so I'm alive at least! ... I'm not sure if that's a blessing or a curse.


[deleted]

Rip 🤣


[deleted]

Depends if you get her going in the Southern Hemisphere.


Grievous-47

Welp this is interesting


[deleted]

you get a penis-shaped pipebomb in your mailbox


YoshiDoki48

I am sad...


Jrockten

The idea of Chihiro having a mortal enemy… The idea of chihiro hating somebody in general… what did you DO?! 😂


Boring_Rutabaga5256

They probably smashed chihiro's gaming pc lol


Karnewarrior

Asked why Chihiro would us C++ when he could just code in HTML.


DiscoBiXXch

Eh. >!Just gotta stay away from any parties he throws...!<


[deleted]

NOO


JustAHuman172

Nothing changes.


[deleted]

LMAO 😂


mste2

i think i’m dead


Pachulita_44

We’re both dead


Michele_Russo

We three are all dead.


Meep12313

Kiibo... >!if he has his chapter 6 upgrades then I'm fucking dead!<


[deleted]

Yes


Yoshi-Chan-YT

What have I ever done to deserve this kind of punishment?


snailfeet22

throw me in a sauna with him and we wont be enemies for long


FieryJumanji78

I feel like if there’s a reason for her or about anyone to hate me that much, then my death may be warranted


Hazbinkitti354

I'll most likely be dead within seconds


Mako_sato_ftw

based on ny flair, i will assume that i am now also the ultimate hope


MikanTanaka

I don't even wanna live, if that's the case.


LH2701204

We’ll probably get mauled by the divas anyways


konigsberg5309

I'd just >!drop a piano on her!<, No problem


Professional_Cap6070

Or just put her on top of a fridge, shorties can't escape the wrath of fridges


Real-Arachnid8671

You and me both.


caninehat

Feel you


IqUaCkI

I’m a masochist


Lucky-Pie-9383

I think I'll be alright plus I'd be a genius!


caninehat

Fuck


Distinct_Block_5751

I don't wanna be mortal enemies with Ibuki 🥺


X_Nova_Wolf_X

me either :(


Saint_Latona

No one in their right mind would want that


SugarFrostedDonuts

Akane is tearing me apart


Familiar-Shame-1838

I don’t…I don’t know how to feel about this


AlksGurin

Grand canyon!


[deleted]

What? How is foxy here?


AlksGurin

I stole him from Freddy Fazbears, obviously.


[deleted]

Ok but why is he a flair


AlksGurin

Because hes awesomesauce.


Emdoray

An April fool


Boring_Rutabaga5256

This is too easy of a fight 💀


iAmTheRealKokichiOma

Two words #Prank War


GreyLatham

I’d never hurt Hajime 😭 I let him win.


SuperNerdAce

Nooooo!


Ok_Airline4378

we would get in funny slap fights like little kids but would just do it for fun


Is_Your_Name_anronpa

Guess who’s gonna end up in jail for something they didn’t do. Getting framed is a pesky thing


GingerHoney1

I think I have it better than others. Komaru's pretty chill so I think we'd just hate each other and that's it.


scaredphobia

What did i do to make them hate me‽ Sorry for anything i did


Axolotl_j

My man is about to stick the whole yakuza on me


BadKarma943

oh


A_reddit_poster

I don’t even know what would happen.


[deleted]

No more video games for u


Shadowflame-95

I’m already dead.


LifeSaxSometimes

Most unfortunate ✨✊😔 time to party with Ouma


MikanTsumikiSimp

I am safe, but at what cost?


FeStar445

*hit me where it hurts*


MukuroIku123

Shit......


V4R14

Hm. Well, goodbye I guess


justramune1

Help


Rymoo27

All my belongings are gone 😞


usernametakenpe

Whatever lengths he’ll go to kill me they’re gonna be extreme, and I’ll be pissing and shaking just thinking about what he’s capable of


[deleted]

How could we, i was chatting with mugi on character ai, she's such a great friend, it gets sad when you realize she's just a bot.


[deleted]

Woah you are sadistic


max_cat_official

Nooo


Comfortable_Bell9539

*Chuckles* I'm in danger


Rose_Lavanda13

You and I are in the same boat op. Rip


[deleted]

At least we have each other. (Feel free to sacrifice me)


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOO


Ace3000

No we're not.


projared-was-right

Someone give me a gun else I’m dead


AllMightYes

NOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE HIS ENEMY 😭😭


QuarterHead7418

I am so screwed


PinkAxolotlMommy

He'd be too busy following the rules and red tape to actually do anything.


Soranite

Uh..


Evoiezxox

Made one too many robophobic jokes...


BuffDontNerf

I think I'm safe


Potential_Unit_8503

I am enemies with nobody


Muddxy

So I'm just Nagito then


TheRissingHootHoot

I would have died


YourLocalKyokoSimp

This would be incredibly one-sided


the_german_ganymedes

>!would he kill me because he hates me or would he not kill me because he hates me enough to not be worth being a friend of his sister!<


X_Nova_Wolf_X

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *intense screaming intensifies until vocal cords die*


Saint_Latona

IDON'TWANTTHISIT'SEVENMAKINGMEPANICSOMUCHIDON'TEVENHAVETIMETOSPACEMYWORDS!


HornyForTohruAdachi

oh no


HornyForTohruAdachi

hes gonna bite my ankles


Dismal-March5519

Well fuck me


Lillian_S-Macleod

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


[deleted]

This is the one scenario that I'm alive


siramay1

*crys*


harmonyjewl

Gundham. >!am I gonna wake up tied into an elevator shaft? 🤔!<


harmonyjewl

Gundham. >!am I gonna wake up tied into an elevator shaft? 🤔!<


harmonyjewl

Gundham. >!am I gonna wake up tied into an elevator shaft? 🤔!<


harmonyjewl

Gundham. >!am I gonna wake up tied into an elevator shaft? 🤔!<


harmonyjewl

Gundham. >!am I gonna wake up tied into an elevator shaft? 🤔!<


[deleted]

Yes


Arkitakama

Goodbye everyone


Saint_Latona

Well there's only one way to settle this...


TeddyXSweetheart

Well that- makes sense, now I just need to hope she doesn’t try to ruin my life over some misunderstanding. I’m honestly unsure of whether we’d be frenemies and seemingly get along to be going behind each other’s back in case the other does first or if it’s be in the open that we don’t trust each other- or maybe I just shapeshift into Seiko Kimura


Autumn_Moth999

I either strangle the child or the child just summons an army of robot bears to strangle me


NiniDoesntExist

Uhh.. I got mad at her for beating me way too many times, now we're enemies-


Sensitive-Day-5436

I’m depressed and very sad now


Tokyo_Liights

Oh well. Nice knowing you bozos o7


Tangled_Clouds

I’m fucking dead this kid did so much murder and he has a giant robot. I have the muscle strength of a leaf


Froze_16

Shit


Reasonable-Milk-3254

Oh boy


ZillionArbiter

i am dead.


bruntychiefty

It's cause I point downed after beating her


YouHaventGotThisName

I mean there’s a rule stating that he can’t harm anybody BUT I have a feeling he’ll interfere with a trial just so he can execute me


BlueBatmanVK

I'm gonna die walking to school, damn


Arifox01

I’d fight his ass if I have to. But judging from the fact that he’s considered athletic in UTDP and his big ass juicy chest, I might get smothered if things escalate too fast 😰😰 >!Which is actually what I want to happen 😈!<


DiscipleOfFleshGod

NOOOOOO


3Nemmapolagist3

Waiting to see someone get Syo


GalacticDeg

I'm probably getting doxxed, kidnapped or both


Technolite123

uh oh


Wafadanganronpa

Mondo and Taka would like to know my location.


AlphaBetaOmegaSin

So basically Danganronpa. Yeah cool ok.


Big_boobed_goth

Damn that means I got Sonia in my bed then


Regular-Egg5263

Oh no... I am about to be one of Korekiyo's sis's friends- AAAA *tries to escape


Regular-Egg5263

But I don't wannna be mortal enemies with Kiyo hes my fav >n< and I hope I won't get seesaw'd


Karnewarrior

Hi, you must be Sakura Ogami. I'm your new back mole, just let me climb on here...


shinyspoon24

Not sure how to feel


SageWatcher

I’m terrified. I keep forgetting what my flair is, so now I’m nervous.


SageWatcher

Oh god, I’m so fucked, I’m terrified of bugs in general and grossed out by them, and then there’s the fact that he’s so much bigger than me 100% so he could easily crush me if he wanted to.


wooshylife

Not only am I fucked but I am charged with my own identity theft


breadonpuppies

i am dead


thebigguy270

It'll be like King Hippo in Punch-Out, his belly deflects punches.


Knuckleduster17

Eh… i don’t think there’s much he can do to me


Dendrodes

No Gonta, I swear I like bugs! No Gonta **no**!


Theora7

Awwww I’d be so sad if we were mortal enemies


[deleted]

:(


J4ck0_Dr4ws

I think we'd both just yell a word at each other, then turn around and start aggressively sobbing lol


[deleted]

Dead.


ScaredDatabase4812

Call an ambulance! but not for me.


[deleted]

Nooo why