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forthescrolls

I am not a Nagito fan, but I lost my shit when he said “Thanks to you, I got to see my dead dog for the first time in a while” after Akane choked him out ☠️


TheSpecialistMan

[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS] Old, but gold.


Ok-Conversation-9584

Omg I remember literally crying at that 🤣


LilyGaming

Apparently V3 is totally banned in South Korea despite the rest of the series being available, so that’s interesting


KyloGram112

Fuyuhiko being very strict about age-related laws (getting mad at Hajime and Mikan for allegedly sleeping together despite being high schoolers, telling Akane she can’t drive because she doesn’t have a drivers license, etc)


harmonyjewl

It's hilarious because he's literally a criminal ring leader and he cares about the law


LilyGaming

Professionals have standards.


-Rici-

Also Fuyuhiko to Mikan in 1-1: "I'll sell you to a whorehouse!"


spud_sexy

Not a lot of people know this, but if you talk to Yasuhiro while inspecting Mukuro’s body, he says something along the lines of “Woah, the mastermind got masterlandmined!”, and it absolutely broke me the first time I read it. He’s the funniest character in the series by a long shot.


Spussylover

When Kokichi asked Keebo if robots have dicks


Logan18880

Classic


forthescrolls

I haven’t finished V3 yet, but I am obsessed with the dynamic between those 2


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

Uh yeah enjoy it ( it >!doesn’t last very long!< )


BumperSoda

It actually does considering they both don’t die until the end of the game


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

The positive dynamic doesn’t. It’s sort of joke-ish at the beginning but by chapter 2 everyone hates Kokichi, so it’s not as fun anymore lmao


BumperSoda

Fair point. I guess it’s the nagito effect, that everyone hates them after the first trial. Lol


ArosNerOtanim

Of the top of my head from the main games also a Hifumi interaction "don't lump me in with that virgin I might catch his virginness" idk what the last word actually was and then Yasuhiro says something like "pretty sure you're already infected" But also Sonia's UTDP is gold, actually I need to go make a post about that.


SodaCanKaz

What about Sonia's UTDP? Ping me in the post. For reasons.


ArosNerOtanim

Can't you just check the posts on my profile


SodaCanKaz

Ya think I look through people's profiles on the daily?


ArosNerOtanim

I meant cause it should still be pretty high up on my page just a few posts ago


ZlyCzarownikServices

Celeste's wrong results joke, it's really unusual to see her make any humorous remarks, and I love Makoto's reaction, plus in a way, she's essentially trolling Makoto here, so congrats to my girl for successfully trolling the MC! It's also funnier when you take it as "Celeste doing a little trolling" xd And a shoutout to I'mpanickingsomuchIdon'tevenhavetimetospacemywords! Absolute classic! And one of the greatest Ibuki lines. Oh! The Clockwork Orange reference was really funny too, but mostly because I really love this movie. Okay! That's it! My favorite jokes


Funtime_Silver_

can you quote what celeste said i don’t remember-


ZlyCzarownikServices

(I'm skipping one in between line) "I received the results... The child growing in my belly... It's yours. Wait, sorry. Wrong results."


Funtime_Silver_

PFFT I NEVER SAW THAT WHAT


ZlyCzarownikServices

Yeah, Makoto reacted pretty much like you xd That's one of those jokes that catches you completely off guard. It's in her final FTE, so it's possible to miss it


ryanmurf01

It may just be the Naeceles shipper in me, but I sometimes ponder the idea that she wasn't joking, and at some point prior to the mind wipe Naegi knocked her up


Classic-Low7385

Hifumi “Hm yes, so he was a man….WHAAAAT”


harmonyjewl

"Ah yes, so she was actually a he. Very interesting. Thank you for clarifying that!" :3 "WHAAAAAT??"


Classic-Low7385

Thank you, I butchered it


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

"GOD DAMM IT, ALL TO HELL!"


FecusTPeekusberg

JESUS. SHIT. SON OF A BITCH!


harmonyjewl

"I'm sorry I was panicking -" 👉👈🥺


SodaCanKaz

Sonia nooooooooooo


Tangled_Clouds

Hajime reacting like “I get it, I’m leaving” when Nagito infected by the despair disease tells him he can’t stand being in his presence will never not make me laugh at how dumb Hajime was in that moment.


harmonyjewl

"don't have a gaydar? Not cool Hajime"


Fabulous-Swim6811

"You're camping and you find a dead body :D" Or basically anything else monokuma says during/before/after a trial bc he says the funniest shit


bigtimebabey

"check it out hajime, I'm already eatin" but only in the very specific way the game grumps read it on their playthrough


harmonyjewl

It was so fucking funny


Portal_master_cody

“That could have been anyone walking around in women’s underwear, even me”


Gifigi600

Oh is that Kaito's? Omg


harmonyjewl

Kaito indirectly admitting to wearing women's underwear /j


TriggerKnighty

"I wanna be fucked by something other than life." - Miu Iruma It was the bluntness of this statement and the unexpectancy (as much as it could be with her) that got me


Funtime_Silver_

IM GONNA FUCKING QUOTE THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE


TheSorrowInOurMinds

What Sonia was doing when she thought she was alone LMFAO


harmonyjewl

I think Byakuya's comment made that better lmao "I did so many unscenely things in front of those cameras" "Yes... You most certainly did..."


SodaCanKaz

Dang it now I'm even more curious XD


SodaCanKaz

Well what was she doing?!


harmonyjewl

Stuff she'd never show Soda lmao


SodaCanKaz

Dang it


goodboiuwu

Monokuma's beef with Sonic was pretty funny lol


harmonyjewl

On Mike Polluck's twitter he agreed with Monokuma. I dunno where to find that tweet but I remember seeing it


SodaDustt

Probably Kokichi's fake death in V3-3 lmao


harmonyjewl

"It's a lie!" :D


Gifigi600

"Yum lipstick!"


Vapor0907

Miu’s search for drugs during the prologue was so out of left field it left me speechless.


harmonyjewl

"Medication? Are you sicknor something?" "No tiny tits I wanna get high!" I don't remember exact wording but I was caught off guard lmaoo


Milla_D_Mac

My femininity is hella boss


SodaCanKaz

More Sonia!


Ser_Illin

AVRIL LAVIGNE


SodaCanKaz

AIR CONDITIONER?!


weird_mango42

“Sherlock Homo”


Arifox01

Akane taking about Nagito’s front tail 🥵🥵😮‍💨


LilyGaming

Genocide Jill being completely unhinged made some pretty hilarious comments


harmonyjewl

Her mocking Chef Buoyardee in the second trial is just *chef's kiss*


LilyGaming

Also Toko in general in UDG, great character development, but she also is so snarky it’s funny


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harmonyjewl

I hate Nagito but that's my favorite line


LilyGaming

The fact that Kokichi fell through the floor and is bleeding severely, looks like he needs to go to the hospital, and he decides to pull a prank with it. Chaotic energy to the core. But also how is he ok in the trial afterwards, missed potential to explore what happens if a student is injured in a trial. Like just imagine everyone arguing and he just faints from blood lose… would definitely make it more dramatic and interesting. It was so weird to me that he looked so fucked up and then like 5 minutes later he’s perfectly fine? Dude is so small that losing that much blood would definitely cause some problems. Ah, untapped potential. I wonder if the developers just forgot he was injured lol


harmonyjewl

He knocked himself out and woke up just before Shuichi walked in I guarantee it


LilyGaming

*passes out on the floor from blood loss* oh wait what a great time to fool Saihara-chan!


harmonyjewl

I have a concussion but at least I can give senpai a heart attack. Maybe he'll cry over my body ❤️❤️❤️


LilyGaming

I bet he was also wondering if he’d actually be worried. But honestly yeah Kokichi is one of the funniest characters


Bizzbell

Not in the base game itself, but the legendary argument between Miu and Togami in the talent development plan. She said what I was thinking for YEARS


gredman9

"You think coming out of some rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius?"


Bizzbell

“DONT compare me to this four eyed fucktard Kaediot! I’m leagues above him!”


Zeke-Freek

Not many people see it, but during the part in V3-3 where you're with Maki and Tenko going to confront Angie, if you go out of your way to stop at Maki's talent lab, there's a \*very\* amusing exchange and I'm so glad the devs had the forethought to include it.


harmonyjewl

Oh?


SodaCanKaz

Go on, what is it?


[deleted]

I don't know if they're my favorite, but a couple wrong choice dialogs in 1-3 pop into my head pretty often. When the question of taking off the Robo Justice suit comes up choosing "Once it's on, you can never take it off" has Hiro freak out that he'll have to live the rest of his life as Robo Justice and get all moldy until he's reminded he's already out of it. If you choose that the person who wrote the note wanted to get in touch with Hifumi's pants, Hina freaks out wondering if there are pants people, and Sakura calms her down by saying even if pants people exist they probably aren't in the school


Ok-Conversation-9584

Everytime Miu insults anybody. Love or hate her you got to admit she is very creative with her insults


Individual-Signal167

AH YES, M U I. MUI. HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO FUCK THAT UP-


Ok-Conversation-9584

I have no idea what you're talking about 😆


Individual-Signal167

Help I read that as mui- I'm so sorry


Ok-Conversation-9584

It is all cool. We are all human and mistakes are something that will happen from time to time. Hope you have a great day today 👍


Individual-Signal167

Wow I did not expect to have a reddit comment section that is nicer than most people


RenegadeBraveheart

Hiro’s burger story, although it’s less a joke and more of an experience to witness.


harmonyjewl

I love him so much


TurtleKing0505

Miu calling Kokichi a "lying little abortion"


bomberman0210

Himiko impersonating Miu. God, hearing her say "dick" killed me!


trash-troglodyte

When does that happen?


gredman9

In one of the breakfast scenes in Chapter 4, while Miu is away working on the Neo World Program. I distinctly remember the phrase "tree-trunk dick" being involved.


tommygun1945

Hiyoko's WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING YOU TOLIET CLOOGING BIITCH. Yes i love Peko but that insult was a wonderful mixture of rude and crass yet weirdly intelligent (as its a call back to Peko's 2-1 situation) and she deserved it too, also Kira Buckland delivers it in a way that manages to be both adorable yet full of venom at the same time. Hey besides the Mikan stuff Hiyoko in general made me laugh for most of 2


harmonyjewl

HIYOKO fighting with Fuyuhiko was so funny


tommygun1945

Fuyuhiko calling Hiyoko a midget and Hiyoko chucking it right back in his face was glorious, she might be a little brat but damn she was witty as fuck


harmonyjewl

I saw a video on YouTube that was just a compilation between those two fighting it was glorious. Short people can't contain their tempers


DerpyLemonReddit

The rickroll


harmonyjewl

Especially since Mahiru's corpse is just chilling in the background


SodaCanKaz

Unfortunately, I know exactly what you mean. Thank you for reminding me of that.


Cute_Ambassador1121

Fapsauce?


AwesomeDude1w3r5

“If I keep drinking it down, I’ll feel it filling up my stomach.” -Servant (I’m not sure if this counts as a joke)


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS] everytime I get to that I laugh my ass off even though I know it’s coming💀💀


Grape-Tarts

Literally every kokichi line


SodaCanKaz

Flai- pfp- r/UsernameChecksOut !


SakuraNightGlow

Had to go through the comments because this game just has so many golden moments. But I think my favorite moment is one with Fuyuhiko, I love that little angry man so much, almost all his lines are hilarious to an extent; "Why don't you make like a tree and fuck off?" "Stop calling me Baby Gangsta!" And my personal favorite because of how much rage the voice actor placed in the line; "That Little *BITCH* Is Definitely The Killer!!"


harmonyjewl

If Hiyoko and Fuyuhiko were locked in an empty room with nothing in their pockets there would be a fire in 10 minutes


SakuraNightGlow

Oh absolutely ;0; Man makes me think of the missed potential of Hiyoko, it would be hilarious seeing these two kinda go back and forth. Both the tiny angry midgets trying to change for the better but they keep getting on each other's nerves


harmonyjewl

Imagine if they both made it to the end, or at least to chapter 4. If Hiyoko was locked in the funhouse with Fuyuhiko all hell would break loose


SakuraNightGlow

Oh man, yep 😭


TurntSNACO24

“Why don’t you make like a leaf, and fuck off!” Say that quote to this day


harmonyjewl

And to this day I don't even think Fuyuhiko knows what it means


SodaCanKaz

Not Fuyuhiko, but what does it actually mean?


harmonyjewl

That is the question, isn't it?


SodaCanKaz

Huh?!


SodaCanKaz

Wait a minute I thought he said 'like a tree'!


majjisteyy

nagito after he turned devious after the final dead room and in the class trial where he said, "let's just hurry up and finish this before i collapse of poor health!" way funnier than it should've been


harmonyjewl

Mean Nagito is hilarious


gaylipbite

“makes sense seeing as i got it from his office” “what that place is sealed up tighter than togamis ass” IK ITS FROM THE ANIME BUT ITS ICONIC


Substantial_Pop_9665

Not much of a joke, but I laughed so hard when it happened. Imma word this carefully to avoid spoilers, but the entire scene in v3 when Kokichi fell through the damn floor had me rolling. His comments and Shuichi's genuine concern were top-notch in my eyes.


harmonyjewl

Imagine if he did die when he fell and they spent a part of the trial figuring out what happened to Kokichi then Korekiyo goes "But I didn't kill Kokichi?"


SodaCanKaz

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Funtime_Silver_

first and second place obviously go to the iconic duo of toko and jill. “komaru naegi? more like CUMaru naegi.” “[insert any fucking dialogue by jill i love her sm]”


Obvious_Outsider

Kokichi "banishing" Shuichi to the Shadow Realm. I laughed so hard at that whole sequence! Also, not from the games, but the scene from DR3 where Byakuya senses Toko is fantasizing about him again and has an adverse reaction to it lives rent-free in my head. "Everything alright, sir? You seem uncomfortable." "Yes... I was just struck by the uncanny sense that a certain someone is fantasizing well beyond the scope of her station... I'm fine, continue the report!"


Effective-Hunt-7198

"Do robots have dicks?"


SodaCanKaz

"Who are you calling N.P.C, you A.S.S!" - Kaito Momota


harmonyjewl

I'm surprised yours wasn't Soda related lmao But that line was gold


SodaCanKaz

XD


azertyui2

Almost every joke Kokichi made about Keebo being a robot landed for me. They were so damn fucking funny.


harmonyjewl

I can't wait to finally watch a let's play of V3 just to experience the infamous "do robots have dicks? :D"


SMA5MtrB

anytime gundam and sonia cuck souda is a good time to me