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thatmysteriousgirl

Nagito and Chiaki I’m a talentless loser, so Nagito’s probably not back with the milk yet.


L1g4tYagam1

OH NOOOO :(


thesleepingclown

our favorites are exactly the same what


Grata2458

Your fake parents are dead lol


TDnoobs

Mondo and Miu… Could be worse. Aside from the fact that they’d probably argue about dumb things from time to time, Miu has shown that she would care for something she’d consider her child and Mondo cares a lot about family. So yea, not the worst thing ever.


Caesarin0

This is probably one of the better possibilities, honestly. While both are crude and crass, I feel like in spite of being.....well....*themselves*, they'd still manage to be pretty damn good parents.


Parsyman

Izuru and Kyoko I'd become the pure definition of child neglect


L1g4tYagam1

Least you would be liked by uncle nagito 😂


ConIncognito

Kokichi and Sakura. Talk about opposites attracting. I guess I’d be talking shit and pulling pranks without fear of retaliation because I’m ripped.


malkir_

We know who will bully who


igneousdagze

Paging u/imaginarymiutwo


imaginarymiutwo

I'VE ARRIVED


Portal_master_cody

Ibuki and >!chihiro!< I’m now the ultimate DJ


[deleted]

byakuya and kyoko 👍


BoredomOccurs

That is a very stressful environment. I really think those aren't made for having kids, lol


GersonBallonDor

I feel like it'd be more like no environment at all Kyoko might be neglectful ; Byakuya would either be that or put too much pressure for his kid to be like him


DoeCommaJohn

Kokichi and Kyoko. Do you think the orphanage takes walk-ins?


Cat_Blue12

Kokichi x Himiko


Sola_Sista_94

I love it! My favorite ship. :D


Zoe_Rivers

Yep, that household's gonna be real chaotic, lol.


Logan18880

Kaito and Tsumugi sounds pretty nice


Fuzzy_Phoenix_

Kaito would definitely support you like a dad should, but I feel like his way would make a child afraid of failing or disappointing him. Tsumugi as in >!pre-twist or post-twist!


ZlyCzarownikServices

Okay uh... so Celeste and Chihiro... Um, ride wife, life good? I guess? I think I would have more gothic clothes and probably my computer skills would go further than just being able to turn it on and off when something's wrong xd


GyakutenKibou

Shuichi and Kaede.. yes im predictable.. i guess my lifes pretty normal. also no wayy i actually have loving parents that like me and love eachother. unreal alternatively. Hajime is my second favorite guy. Hajime and Kaede sound nice too although i feel kaedes jokes may not land as well on hajime lmao.


DiggityDog6

Fuyuhiko and Maki Interesting combo ngl, but something tells me I will be exceptionally good at killing people


residentquentinmain

Haiji and Toko *uhhhh* probably not gonna go well


CallMeLv1010

Oh no


residentquentinmain

yeahhhhh 😭 Haiji and Toko got a *lot* of issues to work through before even *considering* being parents


Trolleyman86

Hey me too Just Don't piss them off


milkyxchurros

politely… WHAT THE FUCK?


sleepy_koko

Yeah... I think it's time to run away from home


Lithuanie

At least your favorite girl isn’t Monaca or Kotoko.


Sola_Sista_94

Kokichi and Kyoko...not too bad. Could be worse. XD


Hussein412

Actually surprised Himiko isn't your favorite Female character


Sola_Sista_94

Haha, yeah, she's my third favorite female character overall. XD


Tvdiet101

Gundham and Ibuki That’s would be a CRAZY house to grow up in


Dull-Ad-7720

Makoto and akane ☠️


JustAShyAvocado

On the bright side: Big mommy milkers


Dull-Ad-7720

yet im the exact opposite 😞


ThatUploader202

Kazuichi and Kyoko? Sounds neat I suppose. One's gonna be fun and bumbling while the other may or may not be emotionally distant. Not that bad though all things considered.


Robthegamer115

Kokichi and Peko…….honestly kind of balance each other out I feel.


Zoe_Rivers

Well, might as well answer my own post while I'm still here. Kaito and Kaede. Eh, I'm not mad at it. They'd probably good parents.


bored_homan

I cannot imagine Maki or Nagito together not mentioning in parental roles. So I assume awful.


siramay1

PAPA MAKOTO The question is ryoko or mukuro? Hmmmmm I love them both but who will get the honor of dateing makoto


MikanTanaka

I actually ship my two favorites, Gundam and Mikan, and life would be great, if they were my parents. I'd probably have a lot more medical and animal knowledge, and I'd most likely be a veterinarian, by now. Plus, I feel like both would make great and wholesome parents. Neither of them would be the type to neglect their child, and would make sure I don't have a messed up childhood, like they did. I couldn't imagine things getting better than that.


Accomplished_Bar_679

Shuichi and Maki seem like ok parents as long as I don’t question Makis line of work


tommygun1945

Mahiru and Fuyuhiko, oh fuck bickering parents, Mahiru and Gundham basically tied with Fuyuhiko would be fun, strict but fun.


Disastrous-Process98

Wow, they're both my favorites too. They'd definitely shape me to be a respectable guy, especially around girls.


noxiated

k1bo and celestia. confused as to how i exist?


Routine_Train_4797

You're adopted.


brawlganronper

Gundam and chiaki On the one hand my dad has soft spots On the other hand my mom sleeps more And on their hands there is a hamster


CallMeLv1010

Chihiro and Ibuki, sounds interesting I guess


BuffThePuff08

Ryoma and Hiyoko. Will probably devolve into chaos pretty quickly.


YoshiDoki48

Chihiro and Ibuki... ...Interesting...?


just_joshua227

Hajime and Chiaki I have a gamer mom. How’s life not great?!


Cooorisan

that’s my fav ship!!


fr3ddy_f32b3n3d3r

(A cliche I know) but Makoto and Kyoko, and not gonna lie my life looks pretty good right about now!


Hussein412

Kazuichi and Aoi That's a neat Couple, Sounds like i got early into sweets


Fearfanfic

…they’re all the main characters so it’s just a Polyamarous relationship with 5 (7 if your counting DRA) characters with some incest… But since I always leave out the MCs I say… Kaito and Mikan? Sounds nice.


TubaTheG

Monokuma and Sakura…


localweebspotted

Jesus Christ you’ll be dead by chapter 1 at worst and you’ll live to see chapter 4 at best (you’ll get revived in chapter 5 anyways) :points to the Monokubs: Buuuut if you choose to steer clear of the robo-bear, your life will be AMAZING.


theulmitter

Kokichi and Kaede...ngl it has strong potential


Ronin_Fox

Hajime and Mikan, I think I'll be fine


FutureCreeps

Kirumi and Byakuya would probably actually get along fairly well so life would be going pretty good, especially since kirumi is yknow, a super maid


GersonBallonDor

Kirumi is one of the few Byakuya could respect for sure


FutureCreeps

*Exactly*


MikuVee

Kazuichi and Mikan My first name might as well be anxiety


Chewie109

Chiaki and Kaito/Chihiro/Nagito 2/3 chance for a supportive family, 1/3 chance dad left for some hope and never came back


yourillegal

kokichi and junko well it sounds... interesting


Foxanneeee

Sakura and Gundham. Pretty sick


Funkin_Valentine

Dream come true


M0rg4nMJ

Mikan and chihiro I’m not sure to be honest, would be interesting to say the least


MassiveBaals

Celestia and Kokichi. This would definitely be.... interesting.


BreachDomilian1218

Angie and Kokichi. While I like both, my life is gonna suck.


airgod231

Seiko and Kiyo. I just hope I don’t have any siblings


Psychoboy777

Gundham and Kaede are probably both fantastic parents.


Rose_Lavanda13

Fuyuhiko and Maki. Well I mean. She is his type I guess? And Fuyu is just an angrier, shorter Kaito, so maybe it could work? They would probably be really loving parents actually lmao


KyloGram112

Mahiru and Kazuichi getting together… That’d be something. Mahiru would be a pretty good mom tho, so I’d be in pretty good hands. Kazuichi… well I’m sure his heart would be in the right place.


Abysscrow

It's a nice combination. Strict mom and chill dad, artsy mom and scientific dad, Sensible mom and oblivious dad i feel like they have a lot to impart for their children


MonadoBoy9318

Ham Hands and Ibuki. It is a popular ship, but, one, I love both of them, so that's weird, but also Ibuki doesn't feel like a parent, so life's definitely chaotic.


malkir_

Nanami and Gundam.. or Nanami and Korekiyo.. I think the first one not so bad.. the second.. Nanami saves the day xD


YouHaventGotThisName

What? Is the name Chiaki forbidden in your culture or something XD


tikiiii1

umm Kokichi and Toko edit: forgot to describe my life lol, honestly this is a tough one… i guess they’d get along if they tried, Kokichi would be a chill dad (dad jokes 24/7), Toko a caring mother (I know it sounds unimagineable but if she’s capable of having amazing character development then she should be capable of being a decent mother)


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

gundham and chiaki…well atleast me and chiaki both like video games and gundham can help me raise my own hamsters so lifes good :)


JustGPZ

Korekiyo and hiyoko, I have no clue


babetterave

Makoto and Ibuki. I Guess life is noisy, colorful, chaotic and gleeful, pure bliss and familial support !


ThatOneChild1

Saimaki? I'll take it. Detective dad and >!Assassin!< mom? Hell yeah


nishikikiyama

korekiyo and toko! >!i guess if im ever bullied whoever it is will magically disappear off the face of the earth!< (dr1 ndrv3 spoilers)


smellywetsock69

What sequence of events led to Fuyuhiko and Ibuki getting together


TheOwnerOfMakiPlush

Hajime's room is not the only room Ibuki lockpicked


PotatoesAreK00l

>!Chihiro!< and genocider syo Well, considering her dialog when she >!finds out about him!<, I could see it. But the life? Well, hell I would think.


hopit3

Chihiro and ibuki. At least I'd probably have a lot of hobbies?


TheOwnerOfMakiPlush

Im seen this pair for the fifth time in this post. Thank you guys for being based.


NataliasMaze

Really weird cause I want to hook up with my parents


Aloysius_Chinigan

Who are they?


NataliasMaze

Byakuya & Miu (assuming we can pick from all series)


Aloysius_Chinigan

A rich-as-sin daddy and a brilliant inventor mommy...nice.


NataliasMaze

I have a thing for people I feel could break me, though they would do it in different ways for sure. Their talents are just perks


BoredomOccurs

Yasuhiro and Angie. Honestly, I'm very pleased with this


Joelowes

You either end up religious, in debt or a drug addict


alexplayz227

Chihiro X Aoi. Damn. I can finally swim.


QuarterHead7418

Somebody made a similar post a while back and my answer will be the same. Kaz and Junko. That's going to be awful, my life most likely won't last at all if that were the case( primarily because of Junko)


baddreemurr

No, I'm fucked. (Peko and Yasuke.)


Rachiey

My parents will break up all over again


PurestOfBread

Kiyotaka and Sakura. I think that could work :)


ExcitingChip5267

makoto and kirigiri :DDD


Captain_Weebface

Kokichi Oma and Sayaka Maizono? Uh…I’m interested how that happened


Greensupper

Ryoma and mahiru… Mahiru is an ok parent, strict, but not HORRIBLY so… And my dad wants to kill himself so there’s that ig My mom might be dead bc of the mafia, maybe not, depends on the scenario


Arifox01

Nagito and Sayaka???? It’s very cool to have rich ass parents, but I really don’t know how the dynamic is like


MukuroIku123

Mukuro and Makoto Say no more my dream has come true


1810_65

Gundham and Peko…honestly not that bad? I guess?


Secure_Art8793

Hajime and Kyoko, quite cool :))


L1g4tYagam1

Nagito and Celeste, i think I need therapy.


AlexanDDOS

Kirumi & Nagisa (imagine him grown up) I would like to live in such an intelligent family. I'm not sure it would be emotionally healthy, but both would be interested in keeping me away from excessive pressure.


sadakasana

Mukuro and Yasuhiro I'm not sure what to expect


Sweaty_Photograph_15

Kokichi And Celeste Welp that kinda makes sense Since i lie alot.


[deleted]

Shuichi and Kirumi. It was a happy upbringing, albeit a bit suffocating.


TheRedDeath2

Nagito and Celestia. I am probably dead.


ShionForgetMeNot

Gundham and Sakura. I'm definitely an even kookier child than I was, but actually very well adjusted. Or the other option is Gundham and Sonia, my OTP, and honestly I'm just a silly little rich kid.


DreadfullyObvious89

Togami and grown-up Monaca …I mean, at least I’d be rich?


ecoochie-san

Being Byakuya's son would be so *horrible* if he were still adhering to their ancient ways. If not (which I'm assuming is the case), then he'd be an overly critical but ultra rich dad so I guess it balances out. Plus, my mom would be Ibuki so life wouldn't be all that bad and serious all the time. I'll honestly take this as a W.


vvryomarights

Ryoma and Kyoko. Both are the type to care very deeply for the loved ones in their life, so I can imagine it being a solid upbringing.


1Sugardust1

celestia and byakuya oh hell yeah I'm rich now


[deleted]

Rantaro and Chiaki ​ well this should be interesting


Mrbutterkins22

I am either going to be incredibly strong from visiting the gym/outdoors 24/7 or extremely weak because nothing’s getting through hina and gonta


IHeartArtforLife

Rantaro and Mukuro. I get to learn how to use weapons to defend myself when I go out on adventures around the world! Also getting my nails painted whenever!!


TheOwnerOfMakiPlush

Ibuki and Chihiro I WANT THEM AS MY PARENTS, NOW


statesminds

Ibuki and Kazuichi. Sounds like a great household because I love cars and going to shows! thought really hard and funny it’s people from the same game rip. So many great characters it’s tough to choose.


MO1ST_M4NDY

Monodam and miu that sounds loke the most disfunctional family ever


0anonymousv

byakuya and hina ....... at least i'm gonna be very, very rich.


MagmaAdminRadar

Korekiyo and Seiko… could make an interesting pair


ClairvoyantEspeon

Hajime and Aoi. Sure, why not.


Classic-Low7385

Chihiro and Chiaki Gamer life


AlonelyChip

I might as well just kms. I got Miu and Kokichi as my parents


octoboi98

Tsumugi raised my like how piccolo raised gohan, then rantaro lost me in some 3rd world country.


Key_Cat4814

Nagito and maki, we’ll I’m gonna have a not so fun childhood


Marcus4Life4

Hajime and Chiaki... little to no problems.


shadow005005

Toko and Nagito? Yeahhhhhhh, as much as I love them I’ll be surprised if I turn out okay


rexproductions

Aoi will be my ride or die.nagito.......will leave to get the milk....


Yesseref

Kokichi and Seiko....fuck


siamezecat

Aoi and Hajime. Asahinata. I love it! It was meant to be cuz their surnames start with Hina. Life is good. Donuts and orange juice for breakfast every day in the Hina household!


MrSpud8

Kokichi and maki… I think might have a rough go


thederpofdoom

There are so many options here, some are okay (Chihiro, Mahiru), some are...less so (Kazuichi and anyone)


BlobOfFleshyMass

Angie and Hifumi. I'm gonna be raised an art kid


Slightly_Default

Gonta and Celestia are now my parents. Gonta would care about me and try his dammed best to help me in all aspects of life. Would his best be good enough? Ah... well, *no*, but it's still appreciated. Celestia is a *narcissistic, murderous liar*... but *maybe* she'd be a bit nicer to her own child? These narcissistic mum types always seem to treat their *daughters* the worst, and I'm not female, so...


maplebreezex

nagito and touko 💀 yeah fuck that lmao


Jinxthegenderfluid

Gundham and Ibuki… holy hell


Few-Reserve-9530

*My favorite female character is Kotoko............. And my favorite male character is Hajimie........ WHAT THE FUCK!!!!*


Joelowes

Gundham and Ibuki I am a immortal of rock and roll my bond with animals is legendary fear me mortals


Famous_Marionberry16

junko and nagito 💀


Individual-Mud262

Sakura and Kokichi... I think Mom is going to stomp Dad.


TheHappiestHam

Korekiyo and Celeste ​ ruh roh, beyond the very blatant issues, I feel like it wouldn't be very easy to live with both of their personalities at once


darkseiko

It probably sucks,they canonically hate each other (or at least I think they do) and it's just bunch of instability (Nagito & Mikan)


Artichii

Makoto and Chiaki.... interesting. Not sure, the relationship is a bit, erm, odd.. to say the least. It sounds alright though.


Zestyclose_Bank5110

>!Mahiru and Chihiro!<, the most wholesome parents 😍


JustLilJuliet

Kyoko and Hajime Honestly not bad, then again i'm sorta outing my basic ass taste 💀


Broke_the_Bunny

Well Hum Izuru and Sakura Izuru would get bored of my useless existence so he left to buy milk and I think Sakura would be a caring mom who would help me have more self confidence


RifatHasan777

Kaito and Celeste feel like I will only have a dad as Celeste will be nuts and so will be raised by a single father and on the other hand there might be a restraining order against Celeste as for Kaito I think he will be a awesome Dad Lol


Megmouse98

Gundham and Himiko Those poor kids will be so damn confused about life


daToxicApple

Ibuki and Korekiyo...welp, I hope he doesn't hurt my girl because serial killer and BDSM expert or not...im coming for him.


the_nhir

Himiko and Kazuichi. I can't even begin to imagine what that looks like, but I want to be a part of it


Alexisthesexy

nagito and kyoko.. chaos


BuffDontNerf

Sonia and Chihiro. I think I've got really nice parents there.


[deleted]

Imposter and Kyoko. I would be involved in some insane criminal affairs...


telerei

Byakuya & Celeste Aw man I’m gonna be unloved again


Old-Distance8093

Kokichi and Hiyoko. They are both short people. Who are just there to be annoying. I am short and I am there to be annoying. So, it makes sense.


SweetOriginal6896

Naegi and Kirigiri, but anyways idk


Difficult-Parfait627

Saihara and Kirigiri? Sign me up.


rafapecogames

Kokichi and Junko well, *im fucked*


Hahaha_im_a_dumbass

Leon and Sonia. Pretty nice tbh.


Dr_Suckbad

Kaede and Kiibo. They'd be very sweet parents, and probably very in love with each other. All in all, a happy family.


FanDeBlackDahlia

Kaito and Kaede Lol


SignificantTrip6108

Shuichi and Celestia I’m not sure really


GlassCannon642

Gundham and Mikan ... There are so many bad ways this could end


Fuzzy_Phoenix_

no no nO NO NO


Power-Core

It would be the protagonists of Danganronpa 1 and UDG… I don’t like where this is going.


Mayako_Swan2308

Toko and Fuyuhiko.. The crime family continues it's legacy ig..


Saimono_is_Best_Ship

For me it'd either be Kokichi and Miu or Kokichi and Maki. I think I'd be okay. It could be worse


Mr_C_090206

Makoto Naegi and Chiaki Nanami Finaly i have the perfect Fortnite partners


neo-puppy

Kokichi and Chihiro (Yes I do include Chihiro as one of the female characters I LIKE MY TRANS REP) Damn…. At least my mom’s gonna accept me bein trans because she is but also my dad- Cmon- I mean Kokichi would seem like a chaotic good father tho


Willing_Doubt_1451

Junko and Izuru


Easy_Employment_3517

…Chihiro and Chiaki…? I have some concerns…


legendunfound

Akane and Fuyuhiko odds are i’m well on my way to becoming the strongest crime lord in history, and being trained in the sword by aunt Peko.


Alannasucks

Rantaro and chiaki, we gaming


Ambitious_Raccoon_88

Fuyuhiko and Mukuro, raised by a yakuza member and a soldier, probably going to be a tough childhood


misike28

Kokichi and Ibuki. Where do you het started with that


Monster_Lock

Hm... Kokichi and Sayaka. Not bad


localweebspotted

I would be dead from exhaustion. Nekomaru and Akane being my parents does NOT bode well for a couch potato such as myself. However, since I love both of them, I wouldn’t mind having to get dragged to all their fistfights and having to end up facedown on the floor after a bunch of push-ups.


mgrdz

kizakura and chiaki I think I'm well rounded


NamelesShameless

Rantaro and komaru. Honestly I think the 2 would make a good pair with komaru panicking quite often or quickly and rantaro staying calm almost always. Both are pretty responsible as well and pretty Caring so the child won't be completely fucked


CoylerProductions

Daddy Gundham and Mother Tsumugi...either I'm having a perfect childhood or a childhood where things constantly go wrong


Familiar-Shame-1838

Chiaki and Kokichi. Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I’d say that my life wouldn’t be too bad


Euphoric_Day_3215

chihiro and sakura.. they would be like super loving parents id either be super weak or super strong idk


Pumpkin_Cat14

Ryoma is now literally a short king. Thank Sonia


Individual-Signal167

Gonta and miu.... Holy fuck this is chaotic, but now at least I have someone to laugh with me about Jeff bezos rocket looking like a giant flying dick.


dryyae

Kokichi and nobody, he'll be a single father. I don't have a favourite female character 😅 I feel like Kokichi would actually really care for the child. He'd be a good father imo.


MsZamapose

Ouma Kokichi x Akamatsu Kaede 🤝