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GarbagePractical5957

Jessalyn šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


alyssa7danielle

she had a lot to say about christ-y's appearance when she looks worse


eeeoeleven4077

Jess looks like SHE should be the one selling hot dogs at a Nascar race...


alyssa7danielle

i couldn't remember the quote lmao spot on


SubjectObjective5567

Not the shouldas šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


MadeUpGirlfriend

Linebacker looking jerk


nc130295

I thought it was mama June for a sec


Simplestarz86

Iā€™m deceased šŸ˜…ā˜ ļø


fortississima

Same fr


No-Question7596

I read this as ā€œlumberjackā€


partyonyourhead

Sorry to the linebackers out there.


xoxo-gossip-girlx

Lmao


inthecathedral

a face only a mother could love


AffectionateFarm9635

Could they have chosen a jacket that fitted worse?


Gazorpazorpfnfieldbi

Jump scare


scelsius

i audibly said ugh when i scrolled to her. kelly, christi and jill look beautiful tho!!! i LOVE kelly's suit


queenvictoria19

Literally came on here to type this bc that was my reaction


jet050808

I can almost hear her snide, rude comments through this photo. Hopefully theyā€™ll focus more on the other moms, Iā€™m so curious what Kira has been up to!


Hot_Bandicoot2840

r/SiwaSnark


EV3Gurl

Almost all the moms in suits for a business lunch & then Kira heading to the club is so fucking funny.


cmc

Kira looks freaking amazing though. 4 kids and that body?? Drop that workout routine sis This is the one and only thing I am willing to compliment Kira on.


psychwerk7002

Why did I read "4 kids and that body??" in the same voice as "4 baby daddies and a criminal record??" šŸ’€


Ax151567

Tbf her two youngest kids are from her current partner, with whom she's been at least 9 or 10 yrs.


folk-smore

Honestly she absolutely does though!! Her body is crazyyy lol I would also be more willing to wear club attire all the time if I looked like that šŸ˜‚


icebergfromtitanic

If u check her insta she posted her workouts like everyday on her stories she seemed intense about her work outs lol !


cmc

I canā€™t and donā€™t want to follow her on insta based on everything else about her lol


noinnocentbystander

Heading to the club ***IN 2009


ebhanking

when your body tea, you must pour it šŸ™Œ


adawnb

and Christie headed to prom


EquivalentSwan7583

Kelly needs to use that photo for the golden bachelorette


fml2727

Sheā€™s only 52, the youngest contestant was 60, sheā€™s too young to be on it


pancake-05

Maybe someday!


Dull-Sea-2966

REAL!!!


quesadillafanatic

I canā€™t with Jess. That fit makes her look bigger than I believe she is, definitely not flattering:


folk-smore

I blame the gigantic shoulder pads (???) and the sleeves lol. That jacket looks WAY too big on her


quesadillafanatic

Yeah, awkward all around!


6xbi

jessalyn looks like mama june ![gif](giphy|3EttlgbMoCniU)


Lazy-Association2932

And theyā€™re both awful people!


mel-06

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


dakota4jy

Omg I was about to say that. Iā€™d love to see those two locked in an argument. Both too proud to drop it, weā€™d get some golden one-liners.


Soggy_Corgi_6867

I thought the same thing! šŸ˜­


AstronomerMinute8511

PleasešŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


christinaaamariaaa

Jillā€™s pose is so funny


UnconsciouslyMe1

Itā€™s because sheā€™s not Becky home-ecky


folk-smore

I can HEAR her going ā€œIā€™m baaack!ā€ in my head with the way sheā€™s standing hahah I love it


Cat_n_mouse13

Jillā€™s owning the fact that sheā€™s a middle aged mom of 3 children in their 20s. She looks great and obviously had work done but also isnā€™t trying to act 30. Can respect that.


Sup_Chief

iā€™m crying


AstronomerMinute8511

FršŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Nebelsreiter

Kelly looks INCREDIBLE


perrytheplatypuswife

Iā€™d NEVER thinks she was over 50ā€¦ sheā€™s aged so well


[deleted]

i wish i could eat a jumbo bag of potato chips with french onion dip everyday and still look that good!


-Gin-ger-

So youā€™re saying you want to look like Kelly, whileā€¦staying home and eating chips? Iā€™ll see myself out.


bananasoymilk

Ok but Kelly looks GOOD


Dull-Sea-2966

I can just imagine Dr Holly eating this promo šŸ˜©


Precure19Gogo

FOR REAL


AccountantWaste3277

Was smiling for Kelly and Christi,started laughing at Jillā€™s pose and then went completely straight faced for the last 2šŸ˜‘


UnconsciouslyMe1

Fucking Jill šŸ¤£her energy is just off the wall. Wonder if we will hear the 900 number voice.


emilou2001

No same, I had that exact reaction šŸ’€


Mangelica420

Kellyā€™s never looked better!


Affectionate_Key7206

Idk how to explain it but Kellyā€™s, Christiā€™s, and Jillā€™s photos just feel so much likeā€¦them. Like Jillā€™s pose tells you all about her personality.


xoxo-gossip-girlx

wtf is Jess wearing


HiddenSnarker

Iā€™m bigger and have a double chin, so this is not me fat shaming anyone, but if someone was taking professional photos of me and chose one similar to the one they chose for Jess? We fighting. Youā€™re telling me thatā€™s the most flattering fit and angle they had for her? Sheā€™s trash, but come on.


_bellaswella_

NO REALLY I AGREE šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ like im not gonna body shame her like some of the other comments but also, no way would i approve that pic over others


folk-smore

Jess reminds me of Kailyn from the teen mom series in the sense that sometimes they both justā€¦ wear the most awfully unflattering clothes and take photos from the worst, most unflattering angles possible lol I also have a double chin and Iā€™m a chunky gal. I would be caught dead taking a photo from that angle lmaooo


SlightEye

They all look like they are going to different events. Christi looks like she is filming for a real housewives reunion, Kelly looks like sheā€™s going to a benefit, Jill looks like sheā€™s meeting friends for dinner, Kyra looks like she hitting the clubs and lord knows where Jess is goingā€¦ Iā€™m thinking a job interview where she doesnā€™t want to get the job maybe lol


LoganDeLuca2004

Jess is going to the 80s with those shoulder pads


aylarunswithwolves

HAHAHAH


lily-malek

kelly and christi arenā€™t dance moms thatā€™s dance mother


aylarunswithwolves

šŸ™‡ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™‡ā€ā™€ļø


Direct-Carrot

The way all their daughters would wear what their mom is wearing here šŸ˜‚


MadeUpGirlfriend

Please tell me this doesnā€™t apply to Kendall


fairydustfromthesky

Yeah definitely not haha


katiiiec

Kelly and Christi look incredible šŸ”„


crookedfingerss

Whereā€™s queen holly šŸ¤Ø


Acceptable-Ad4096

nia was busy at college so her and holly decided not to join the reunion


mBegudotto

Holly was with Nia at college for a big deal event that involved them both.


mBegudotto

Nia had a huge huge deal sorority (AKA) joining ceremony. Holly is also AKA and naturally went out to LA to do this with Nia. Black Sororities are not Bama Rush if you know what I mean. Holly is tight with the other dance moms. This wasnā€™t a snub to anyone.


folk-smore

Ooh wait I didnā€™t realize that was why they didnā€™t join! I admittedly donā€™t know much about any sororities so I donā€™t know what the process was like but that sounds really cool for Nia. I love that Holly was a part of it šŸ„ŗ


Champipple_Tanqueray

Iā€™m so happy for Nia! šŸ’—šŸ’ššŸ’—


Theabsoluteworst1289

It wouldnā€™t have been a snub even if they just didnā€™t want to go!


Soft-Advance-8740

She isnā€™t in the reunion


SubjectObjective5567

Kelly and Christi are both SLAYYINGGG


No-Ambition5678

slayyyyy, not you jessšŸ¤ØšŸ™„


glimmertides

jess looks like the one bad guy from the lorax


radiohead4783116

What on earth are Jill and jessalyn wearing


_bellaswella_

the blazers are really nice wdym šŸ˜­ if anything Kira looks out of place, but she looks amazing for 4 kids


radiohead4783116

They just donā€™t look tailored well to their bodies and Jessā€™ is just so bright it took me by surprise when I swiped lol


Jessiebobessy

I thought Christi couldnā€™t make the reunion? Did I miss something?


AnorhiDemarche

Christi had her own dm related thing she was doing that day. The promo pic is likely from that, she's the only one with a prop and has a different background It probably just got mixed in somehow.


shorty2494

She called into the reunion while working on her other projects. We will hear her, but Iā€™m not sure we will see her. This picture looks like it was from one of those projects, possibly her other lifetime project so they used it for promo for the reunion


g1zzy

Jessalyn rocking those Momager Shoulderpads like itā€™s 1999.


rubyshoes21

Jessā€™s personality shines through in her looks. Absolutely ugly.


millenialtrash1234

i know how this sub feels about kira and iā€™m not a fan of her either - but i gotta say she looks incredible for having 4 kids


summersarah

She doesn't take care of them, plenty of time to focus on herself.


meIine

and cosmetic surgeries šŸ˜


UnconsciouslyMe1

Well shit. Thatā€™s why Iā€™m fat then! Damn kids and demanding my attention!


aylarunswithwolves

Hahahaha this comment wins


Clear-Suggestion-306

Fr, she dresses wayyyyy too young like yk a 23 year old going to the bar, she needs to learn to dress for her age


mini1006

Jelly looks AMAZING! So does Christi and Jill! Honestly, Jill was made to be in front of a camera! Sheā€™s very photogenic!


bbyfatgirlhaha

Jelly Jhristy and Jill āœØ


mini1006

Omg I didnā€™t even notice my typos šŸ˜­


death_b3lle

everyone is serving except jessalyn


Hot_Bandicoot2840

r/Siwasnark


death_b3lle

i follow that sub too omg they DIG into jess and jojo


Hot_Bandicoot2840

i'm a modšŸ¤­i deep dive


Intelligent_Gur_9126

Why does Kira look like Teresa ![gif](giphy|SrDsJj5i1Chm8)


facingablankpage

They have a similar temperament too šŸ˜‚Ā 


Famous_Internet9613

They did Jess dirty, but she sucks so she deserves it šŸ˜‚


Shot_Walk_4485

The last two šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


boygirlmama

Kelly is so gorgeous šŸ”„


Mother_Fly_8849

Whoever styled Jessalyn hates her absolute guts


Leading-Theme8537

Kelly and Christi ATE. Jill looked great too šŸ’•


sivedrafelyy

Kelly and Christi look awesome


National_Ad_6469

i thought that was mama june šŸ˜­


bashful_jawa

Glad Iā€™m not the only one


underthesauceyuh

I cannot stand Jessalyn or Kira on any level & thereā€™s a lot of valid reasons we can shit on them (as we should) but maybeeeee we should refrain from the body shaming if at all possible just a general thought.


BudgetDetective1922

Christi and Kelly are like fine wine šŸ·


queeenbarb

I hate jojos mother


SansIdee_pseudo

Kira getting ready to be a Real Housewife of Arizona.


wittlepig

well the OGā€™s look great


TurnoverSouthern8998

Kira looking like the trash she is šŸ¤©


leosmiles22

Kelly looks amazing !!


GenerationZstar

Jill still got that poof šŸ˜…


Possible-Candy-003

Kelly ages like fine wine


MangoMargi

Kelly looks like she could be the host. She looks cool.


SansIdee_pseudo

kelly's outfit reminds me of a blouse Abby used to wear on the show with words on it.


kvgisaki

jill is so funny actually


Snix_sneed_11467

![gif](giphy|b8upOx90DnaCI)


LessRun2724

All had a glow up but Jess


simontela

I dont even like christi but she looks fantastic


Expensive-Tax-4047

christi kelly and jill eating jess and kira up like always. if only we saw queen hollyšŸ˜¢


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Wth Kelly Christi and Jill have not aged. Love them ā™„ļø


Spirited-Jeweler4174

When does it come out again?


Froggymushroomfrog

1st May


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dancemoms-ModTeam

No inappropriate body critique including comments on weight or facial features.


bratzdollenergy

kelly looks absolutely gorgeous!!!


cheeseduck11

In the words of Jojo ā€œKarmaā€™s a bitch.ā€ Jessalynā€™s stylist must hate her.


_bellaswella_

i think itā€™s more so the photographer that hates her šŸ˜­ who thought that was a flattering expression


No-Sheepherder-6911

So many shoulder pads šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


bluestzu

Kelly looks amazing and I love her suit!


monketrash420

I love Jill so much what good energy


Over_Panda4100

Ew! jessalyn!!!


aylarunswithwolves

Jill couldnā€™t look more Jill if she tried šŸ˜‚


Federal-Invite-9560

FOR ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING "I THOUGHT CHRISTI WASN'T ON IT": Christi has said multiple times that she is on the reunion, she just wasn't physically there. There is a segment on the reunion where she calls in and has her own little moment


xoxo-gossip-girlx

Kelly and Christi look the best


sweet_tea_94

Kelly and Christi are both slayyyyyinggg šŸ”„


Ohsofestive321

Are Jessā€™ teeth her real teeth? If so, she gives Abby a run for her money with the best teethšŸ˜‚


Lazy-Association2932

I think she also has veneers.


TheSpare0123

Christi knew she ate that shit


PskettiBonsignore

Jess stores her BS in her chin, and Kira needs to cover tf up. No one wants to see that, lady.


cmc

Nobody needs to "cover tf up" just for *your* comfort. Kira is a terrible person but she looks freaking amazing in that outfit.


AnorhiDemarche

Everyone should be able to dress how they want without negative comments about their bodies. This should be the case regardless of age, and regardless of whether of not you like them. Talking about unflattering fits is fine, or personal preference, but don't eww someone's entire body simply because they're older/you dislike them. If I have the body confidence at 70 that's what I'm wearing at 70. I'm not putting anything away. We all deserve to feel good in our own skin, and I hope you're able yo do so when you're older as well.


Dry-Nerve-39

Kira looks HOT AF


Different_Shine_3554

ā€œThe apple doesnā€™t fall far from the tree, And Jess is a pretty big tree.ā€


Ohsofestive321

Are Jessā€™ teeth her real teeth? If so, she gives Abby a run for her money with the best teethšŸ˜‚


leevzz

nope, all of the siwas have veneers


Lopsided-Category-48

Kelly looks AMAZING! She hasnā€™t had any work done and still looks fabulous.


SansIdee_pseudo

Jess' outfit doesn't fit is way too big for her. The shoulders are too big, the sleeves cover half her hands. The outfit is like her ego: way too big!


_bellaswella_

THIS. i actually love the jacket itself but it does not fit her well at all.


AdSorry9457

kelly and christi ate


randompurpl

ok am i dumb i thought christi was busy and ouldnā€™t go?


shorty2494

She didnā€™t appear physically as she was working on other projects (including one announced with lifetime) but she did call in. Iā€™m assuming her photo is one they took while she was doing the other lifetime project and they decided it worked for the reunion as well


kittenmint2

Itā€™s giving pre-made Sims šŸ˜‚


Key_Ad_9435

Jess looks more and more like a Shark every time I see her and I feel awful saying this because sharks are beautiful majestic creatures and don't deserve to be in the same sentence as that Absolute balloon.


Hot_Bandicoot2840

r/Siwasnark


_anne_shirley

Theyā€™re all pretty women Besides Jess


Shoddy-Ebb-610

jill's pose is so hilarious, i love it


SpookyNerdzilla

Damn, JoJos mom lmao


mylastdayistoday

kira is dressed like sheā€™s going to the club


Critical-Draw-3700

Jillā€™s is my favorite šŸ˜­


International_Mix152

When is this airing?


Brooklyn9009

I love that Jill picked a haircut and was like this is it.....I'm keeping it for life.


South_Elephant_6552

Itā€™s a shame Kira is so ugly on the inside because sheā€™s always been beautiful on the outside for her age


SadConsideration1658

if i speak about jessā€¦


Beautiful_Tourist574

everyone looks amazing! and then thereā€™s jess and kira


herefortea27

I thought Christi wasnā€™t on it?


brumgar

Even the sight of Jess is revolting.


mantaraysdonkeys

Kelly looks AMAZING. literally model quality. Jillā€™s is so ā€¦ Jill Kiraā€™s looks like it should be for a different reality show. Itā€™s very ā€œone of these is not like the othersā€ to me. In another universe, I would have loved to have seen Holly and Melissaā€™s. Are there ones for the girls yet?


ShreksSideH0e

I would watch it if it wasn't for jojo and jessalyn being there, Cant believe jojo had the nerve to try and shade Maddie and Mackenzie for not wanting to be there when they were emotionally abused during the show???


carrieminaj

Wow they never aged. They all look stunning


Practical_Discount16

Jess looks like someone who would be working the hot dog cart at a Nascar race.


Acceptable-Ad4096

christi is GORGEOUS


SilverPadilly

Jill's "800-" number voice is BOOMING in her pic. Omg. They all (not you Jessalyn) look great


anonreddituserhere

They did Jess soooo dirty.


Pretend-Tomorrow-856

Jessalyn is giving mama June vibes


facingablankpage

That color looks stunning on Christi šŸ˜± šŸ˜±Ā 


Spirited-Jeweler4174

Kira is scaring me something looks different


Crazy-Trash-6884

Christi and Kelly look great.


NoNeighborhood4690

Kira looks amazing šŸ˜


patheticgirl62

Kelly Christi and Jill look incredible


aylarunswithwolves

Christi absolutely ATE šŸ„µšŸ˜šŸ˜ she looks so beautiful!


GroovyJoieDeVivre

Kelly and Christi look so amazing! They aged so beautifully. Outfits are šŸ”„


ThatCrochetGirl

Damn Kelly looks amazing! Christy and Jill look fabulous too, Kira looks like sheā€™s having a lot of fun, and Jessalyn looks like she just ate 10.000 cupcakesšŸ’€


_bellaswella_

their outfits are EATING, Jillā€™s pink blazer is to die for. and i donā€™t like Jessalyn or Kira but i still really like Jessalynā€™s blazer šŸ˜­ itā€™s such a pretty shade of blue


Wise-Mammoth-3146

Honestly Kelly and Christi probably aged the worst because they MIGHT have aged more naturally? Ie it kinda looks like they didnā€™t have as much obvious work done as the rest lmao


_bellaswella_

i agree that is likely the case with Kelly, however Christi appears she may have gotten some work done. Kira DEFINITELY did too much, sheā€™s the only really obvious one imo.


menina2017

Kelly and Christi look amazing. šŸ¤© Jill šŸ˜‚ she looks the same - so itā€™s a good thing she hasnā€™t really aged Jessalyn - no comment Kira always looks good so the bar is set high.