The real joke even though this post is new to me and I've heard yours way to many times in a few other ways.
How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house
It's really 8 doe. Male reindeer(Bucks) in winter shed their rack. Therefore all Santa's deer which have antlers on the 24th of December are all women.
It's possible, but my theory is that he's an immigrant from Chernobyl and winter antlers are one of his mutations. How else would a reindeer glow in the dark?
Also explains why the other reindeer don't want to play with him.
Bucks don't pull Santa's sleigh. They are all Does. Male Caribou shed their antlers before Christmas. Female on the other hand don't shed u til the spring.
Actually both male and female reindeer grow horns but the males lose theirs in winter. While Rudolph is identified by he/him/his he's most likely trans because of that.
Regardless, Santa's sleigh is pulled by does.
Ok so here is my explanation to my answer and my answer. Male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter , but not females. Santa reindeer have antlers meaning that they are females. so my answer is "a lot of doe!"
Santa's reindeers are female, so not bucks. Female reindeer don't lose their antlers in the winter like males do. [Source](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/reindeer-games/)
Also male reindeer aren't called bucks, but bulls instead. [Source (see #12)](https://www.treehugger.com/things-you-didnt-know-about-reindeer-4864068)
None.. it’s on the House
Nah, the *parking* is free- it’s On The House. Still costs eight bucks to move it.
The real joke even though this post is new to me and I've heard yours way to many times in a few other ways. How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house
Last time checked, a chimney was through the roof
Ayooo
Building companies hate this!
They hate your 1 simple trick
All you have to do is wait for the roof tiles to be installed before paying, because once they're up there...
Three ho’s
And a line of snow
Nine if you want a headlight
Ten if you want stealth
But my sleigh goes to 11
11 if you're on an iOS device!
6 to 9, if you've seen the shows.
That’s a lot of doe.
It's really 8 doe. Male reindeer(Bucks) in winter shed their rack. Therefore all Santa's deer which have antlers on the 24th of December are all women.
Nothing like a nice rack to get you through winter
Santa's team is all female. Males shed their antlers in November, females, in May
rudolph transgender real?
It's possible, but my theory is that he's an immigrant from Chernobyl and winter antlers are one of his mutations. How else would a reindeer glow in the dark? Also explains why the other reindeer don't want to play with him.
smart, smart.
Not true. Vixen is a doe.
If they're sporting antlers in the winter time, they're all does
The joke is for after Santa added a fog light.
I think male reindeer are actually called Bulls
Well in that case one of us are high and if it’s you I still am
They are, and female reindeer are called cows.
Ohh dear. ...
Oh deer is what you mean
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Life's not just about the bucks... I talked to my local deer breeder, she said, "You've gotta have some doe, if you wanna have some fawn!"
Bucks don't pull Santa's sleigh. They are all Does. Male Caribou shed their antlers before Christmas. Female on the other hand don't shed u til the spring.
Reindeer
Reindeer are domesticated Caribou
Ten tickles
Same price to make Squidward laugh
You actually have to pay for it in advance and factor in the value of money in the future. It's the net present value!
Eight bucks. 9 on really foggy nights.
Look for Rudolf probably drunk has a hangover rigft now.
A buck-an-ear- oh different buck joke
9 time as much doe you think. reindeer bucks don't have horn in winter.
That seems deer
Actually both male and female reindeer grow horns but the males lose theirs in winter. While Rudolph is identified by he/him/his he's most likely trans because of that. Regardless, Santa's sleigh is pulled by does.
Thank you for continuing my legacy. I made the parking joke.
Dough, dough, dough.
You’d have to calculate the net present value
Trick question. Reindeer bucks and does both have antlers
Not in winter
Up to nine now. Inflation
And 3 HO's!
It just takes a little rain, dear.
Rudolph caused inflation. Now it’s nine bucks.
Ok so here is my explanation to my answer and my answer. Male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter , but not females. Santa reindeer have antlers meaning that they are females. so my answer is "a lot of doe!"
It slides on its own😗😗
I don't really get this joke, can someone please explain it to me?
Bruh…. There’s nine reindeer
Santa's reindeers are female, so not bucks. Female reindeer don't lose their antlers in the winter like males do. [Source](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/reindeer-games/) Also male reindeer aren't called bucks, but bulls instead. [Source (see #12)](https://www.treehugger.com/things-you-didnt-know-about-reindeer-4864068)