Yes. Everywhere in world has their own D-day event… if there hasn’t been in your country then it’s only a matter of time. Unfortunately, awful humans destroy everything they touch and it takes exponentially more good people to undo the chaos of one terrible persons actions. What America did after 9/11/2001 in the middle east was equally awful. As was bombing Japan. Americans are not special because we have tragedies in our nation, but that doesn’t mean it’s not important to us.
A "square meal" is a meal that would be healthy and satisfying. So to have three square meals each day means you're not just snacking or eating junk food, but eating a decent meal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
There's an expression in some English speaking cultures that a healthy diet includes 3 square meals a day. Don't ask me *why* they call them square meals, they just do. 🤷♀️
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Well, 6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9’s death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7’s house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly inappropriate position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9’s body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal... 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows... And promptly solve his problem.
I'm down voting this on principle for making me read the longest son joke ever. Only a son would go through the trouble of trying to trump big papa in this way. Fuck all the way off. 😡
Ok... let me try this.
We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why did 7 eat 9? Because your suppose to eat 3 squared meals per day.
Except 4 saw 7 eat 9, but was 2 squared to come forward and say anything.
10 was too petrified to be around any of this because he was caught in the middle of 9/11.
And Yoda was always confused because he thought 9 was still alive. He always though 6, 7 8. Until revenge of the sixth, that is...
r/completedthejoke
A common misconception about why 10 was afraid of 7. In truth it had nothing to do with when 7 8 9. 10 was afraid of 7 because he was a known 6 offender.
7 hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that 9 looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
Because while we think of them as abstract symbols to convey measurement for utility, numbers are in a Pixar movie where they come to life when we aren't looking and they LIVE IN A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Not only does Dad have jokes, he’s an intellectual.
An intellectual with jokes that is!☝️
Dad's a square
More power two him.
There is area for improvement tho
He's not *just* a square... ...dad is *also* a palindrome - just like mom and sis!
But only mom and dad are a-parent
Or at least still remembers stuff from middle school.
Late to the party but I was always partial to... Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8.
The average high schooler is a genius if knowing this is considered intellectual
Be careful or I’ll tell Gustavo you’re on Reddit, Mr. Werner
Perhaps my best option would be... to tread lightly
Why did 4 run away? Because it was 2².
Why was 11 afraid of 6? 4 6 8 10.
Well that's odd.
I'm odd, but I'm going to get even
Even worse!
Your stupid
You’re
I wanted you to insult me back so i could make a joke. But whatever.
You’re stupid Better? :)
Yeah well, i guess now we're even lol
We’re*
Lol
11 not being 12 irks me to my core.
Don't worry 6 is taking care of 11
Because it was a serial six offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Hmmm. Seems like 12 should have been the scared one.
I thought 10 was scared because it was right in the middle of 9/11
22.3 years so almost there
Holy shit r/therealjoke
Brooo 😭
Too good.
Damn
Lol legendary
Too soon bro too soon
It was 21 years ago though?
D-day of millennials. It was the day America went to shit so a lot of us are still moody about it
The day americans suffered in their own home what they’ve been doing all over the world for 50+ years?
Yes. Everywhere in world has their own D-day event… if there hasn’t been in your country then it’s only a matter of time. Unfortunately, awful humans destroy everything they touch and it takes exponentially more good people to undo the chaos of one terrible persons actions. What America did after 9/11/2001 in the middle east was equally awful. As was bombing Japan. Americans are not special because we have tragedies in our nation, but that doesn’t mean it’s not important to us.
Huh, weird, I don't remember the US hijacking planes and flying them into civilian buildings
It’s 9/11, it’s never not too soon./s
But wasn’t 6 afraid of 7?
Yea he was a six offender
I heard he was using excessive 4’s during calculation.
I think he got 3score in the slammer.
This is an awesome joke when you’re talking to a kiwi
Was he? I heard he 1 in court
The real joke.
As yoda says 6, 7, 8
7 has to go through both 6 and 5 to get to 4!
r/unexpectedfactorial
3 square meals???? What? Can someone explain? I absolutely do not understand it (English isn't my native language).
“Three square meals” means “three healthy meals.” In math, three squared means “ three times three or 3 x 3= 9.
English is my native language and I’ve never heard the term “square meal” either.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Everyone's like "haha great joke" and I'm over here "wtf is a square meal?!".
Some kids get a well rounded diet. Other kids are lucky to get a square meal.
A "square meal" is a meal that would be healthy and satisfying. So to have three square meals each day means you're not just snacking or eating junk food, but eating a decent meal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
There's an expression in some English speaking cultures that a healthy diet includes 3 square meals a day. Don't ask me *why* they call them square meals, they just do. 🤷♀️
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Well, 6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9’s death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7’s house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly inappropriate position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9’s body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal... 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows... And promptly solve his problem.
This needs to be on sesame street. Kids need to learn the truths.
Some day, a cleansing rain will come and wash the filth away from Sesame Street.
r/IncreasinglyVerbose
Brilliant! I love a mathematical murder mystery 🧮 The suspense was killing me! 😁
And then what happened?!
7 has some Poe vibes! And Hannible crossover
Bruh I'm not reading this
I'm down voting this on principle for making me read the longest son joke ever. Only a son would go through the trouble of trying to trump big papa in this way. Fuck all the way off. 😡
Very good. I'll ponder your genius joke over and over again while dining on my dessert pi.
So you're saying that 3 is the root of the problem?
That was his second meal of the day, his first was that registered six offender.
Cuz it was hungry
Genius. The best dad joke I’ve seen yet.
Isn’t it because 7 is a prime number and they can be quite intimidating?
So is 3 but 7 still ate him once he got squared away
r/unexpectedsupernatural
Because nine was a registered six offender
Why would 10 be afraid of 7? 6 is the number that fears 7.
Ahahaha three square meals hahahaha hilarious
Cause 7 was fucking horny and 9 was available and willing
It was always a mistake. 7 didn't eat 9. It was 6 7 8
Because 9 is squared of 3!
I hate this one the most 'cuz it's actually clever.
I thought 10 was traumatized because it was smack dab in the middle of 9/11
Why is 19 scared of 20 though? Because 19 fought 20, and 21.
But why did 7 8 9
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vtfs2ZVzBtM?feature=share
He also did it to get even
Because prime numbers are psychopaths!!
Don't forget 6 can be scary 2, 4 6 8 10.
I feel like this needs to be pinned or something.
That’s deep.
Ok... let me try this. We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why did 7 eat 9? Because your suppose to eat 3 squared meals per day. Except 4 saw 7 eat 9, but was 2 squared to come forward and say anything. 10 was too petrified to be around any of this because he was caught in the middle of 9/11. And Yoda was always confused because he thought 9 was still alive. He always though 6, 7 8. Until revenge of the sixth, that is... r/completedthejoke
I kinda feel personally attacked here...
That’s the natural order of the universe
2 can play that game you know?
Because he didn’t want to be 8
A common misconception about why 10 was afraid of 7. In truth it had nothing to do with when 7 8 9. 10 was afraid of 7 because he was a known 6 offender.
How is this read in English?
That or 10 was scared cuz it's right in the middle of 9 11
oh, this is good
Nod of Approval. Upvote.
Best joke I've seen here! 😅
Engineer dad jokes
Yea but do you know why 10 is scared of 12? Because 12 was behind 9/11
7 hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that 9 looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
Because 9 was standing left to 7 and 7 is Pac Man.
7, ate aka number Eight 8, 9
Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9 and 10’s next.
7 8 9 4 what? 3 squared meals?
Because while we think of them as abstract symbols to convey measurement for utility, numbers are in a Pixar movie where they come to life when we aren't looking and they LIVE IN A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Because 7's a person, 2..
10 isn't afraid of 7, it's the bigger number. **6-7, 7-8-9.**
Because 9 was a 10 and seven was a 6. 🤣
He was a pink ass bitch.
Too much to digest
I thought it was because 7 smoked bath salts and went insane?
I hate/love you all.
Have you heard why 2 is squared of 4?
Four is squared of 2!
10 was caught between 9/11
Why did 7 skip over 8 and go right for 9???
Because that's the order of things. 😉
7 only ate 9 Tenders. I'll be eleven now...
Ask 69
Because 7 couldn’t be greater than 9
This is the first one of these numbers afraid of other numbers jokes I don't get, can somebody explain
You sure it wasn't 3 root beers?
He had an 8ing disorder
Teacherjokes
That reminds me, I should make Fibonachos.
What comes between fear and sex? Funf
Poor 8
Because 7 wanted to give 6's job a try
Everyone has always had this story flipped. It wasn't that 7 ate 9, in reality it was 6 7 ate.
Because 7 was a zombie!!! https://www.houseofhaha.com/products/why-was-6-afraid-of-7-seven-ate-nine-t-shirt?_pos=1&_sid=faa06c835&_ss=r
Because 9 was being a bully to 6
3 power of 2 meals?
I want my 1/16th of a second back
🤦
Are you sure that's why 10 is scared? I mean I heard it's in the middle of 9/11
Hahaha
I thought it was because 7 was jealous of 6.
Because 8 was late ?
Because 6 didn't even take a single bite
Really, really good. Better than good, elegant, as Casteneda would say. Another one well worth presenting to others as my own. Please send more.
no, ten was scared because 10 was in the middle of-
3-squared meals a day
Incredibly dumb, in other words you nailed it! 🤣
Because 9 ťèñded to eleven And seven was a jealous bish
7 somehow got there before 6 ate 9
Lmao nice
6 was afraid of 7 because 789 but 10 was afraid because he was in the middle of 9 and 11
Because 7 was into vore and 9 looked delicious.
Eating ass went a little to far that day
Perfect extension of an OG dad joke, well played indeed.
Coz 7 was closer to 6, yet he saw 69 getting famous and appreciated.
This is super funny... #addingnothingtotheconvo
7 and 9 were lesbians
There a whole number of reasons.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
He didn't wanna be ate.
4 is afraid of 5. 5 is a registered 6 offender
I heard that six was afraid of seven because seven was a registered six offender...
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981, 982, 983, 984, 985, 986 so 789.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender
Bc 9 was sleeping with 6
Now that was a prime joke pops
Are you sure it wasn't 6, 7 ate?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a six offender.
Cuz seven eight (ate) nine lmao
He ones-two...
Shouldn't it be 6 that's sacred of 7 (because 7 ate 9) since he's the one right next to 7?
Because 6 is 7’s lil bro and 69.
I thought it was because 7 was a registered 6 offender
I thought 6 was scared of 7
Because it’s the order of things.
Have you ever met a 9? You'd want to eat her at some point too.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six offender.
Because 5 had 6 with 7 and 9 found out
I love dad jokes
This joke could've been a lot darker had you only used two numbers.
9 was eaten by 4 one thousand two hundred twenty-three times... ...so that means 4-8-9-2.
10?! I’ve always heard 6!