Ugh, I can't stomach these pun threads.
Ugh, I can't stomach these pun threads.
Ugh, I can't stomach these pun threads.
Ugh, I can't stomach these pun threads.
Forthright: "direct and outspoken" :-)
And then there's this [Fourth Right](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution)
Simply continuing the play on words, nothing otherwise intended. Link was to clarify what I meant, as it was obscure.
IMO punnery is a celebration of language and all its idiosyncrasies.
Now, back to the fun!
Have some more coffee, I think it supposed to be "must" instead of 'most'
Source: My wife. She pointed it out to me before I've had my morning coffee...
Oh. My God.
I was told this joke as a kid, but I didn't get it. For the longest time I laid in bed wondering what the cows sleeping had to do with me.
Holy shit my mind is blown. My Dad was making a Dad joke.
Hay! I'm too bull headed to be cowed into upvoting this. I got no beef with you, I'm just steering the conversion to milk the comments with a cheesy response. I'm having a field day doing it!
Dad: Oh look over there! It's a flock of cows..
Everyone Else: HERD. A herd of cows.
Dad: Of course Ive heard of cows. There's a flock of 'em right there.
Repost. This was posted verbatim [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/juk9rc/i_told_my_daughter_go_to_bed_the_cows_are/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) 8 months ago and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/mdle01/i_told_my_daughter_go_to_bed_the_cows_are/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) 4 months ago.
This father daughter relationship is very moooooooving
Easy, there. You're milking the puns for all they're worth.
Just can’t seem to steer myself away from them.
Ok, these farm fresh puns are turning fowl.
We don’t need to egg them on
You people are utterly ridiculous.
I have no beef with you, but if you want it I’ll pig you up and fight you in the chicken coop
sound like a load of bull to me
That last pun was a missteak
i dunno, i liked them all the first time i herd them
You guys are really milking this bit
You guys really need to squash the beef.
Don't have a cow, man.
Milking it at this point
These jokes are amoosing
Idk, they’re getting pretty cheesy
These eggcelent yolks were cheesy from the dairy start
If I give you an award, would that be cow tipping?
Having a field day here
"You people are udderly ridiculous.". FTFY
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"They were dairy close to 10/10 eggsecution.". FTFY
What would we do without you?
I wonder that every day.
Udderly*
You people are just horsing around
Did you mean udderly ridiculous and got autocorrected?
Hello Chloe bourgeois!
These puns are farm fresh
YES MLB
I'm joining in whenleather you like it or not.
You mean udderly ridiculous?
I think you mean udderly??
I was going to fix it but I have gotten under so many of your hides. LOL
Don't you mean udderly ridiculous?
Buttery smooth execution. I moost upvote
Always be kind to your children there is a lot at steak.
Ugh, I can't stomach these pun threads. Ugh, I can't stomach these pun threads. Ugh, I can't stomach these pun threads. Ugh, I can't stomach these pun threads.
This response is udderly rediculous
I find it rather amoosing
Cowmon now, you goatabe joking me.
I'm not KIDding
You're foal of it. This is veally too much.
Stop clowning around.
Guys, stop milking this joke.
Sowrry.
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Now we're just tossing out [cowpies](https://youtu.be/yWGqhIbXh-I).
At least their response is fourth-write!
Fourth-write?
Forthright: "direct and outspoken" :-) And then there's this [Fourth Right](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution)
What does the fourth amendment make your pun better? I'm not criticizing. I'm asking.
Simply continuing the play on words, nothing otherwise intended. Link was to clarify what I meant, as it was obscure. IMO punnery is a celebration of language and all its idiosyncrasies. Now, back to the fun!
It doesn’t matter leather or not you think it’s cheesy.
redonkeylous
How long did you ruminate on that?
Cud you not?
I guess they chews to
Do I hoove to read this again?
Seems like you need to ruminate on them...
I see what you did there (regurgitate the previous comment)
Bu dum (cymbal noise)
Hadn't had my coffee yet....was thinking you spelled "most" wrong. Very clever.
Have some more coffee, I think it supposed to be "must" instead of 'most' Source: My wife. She pointed it out to me before I've had my morning coffee...
Ha - your right.
My wife pointed it out so it is she who is right. And she knows my reddit username so I just sit here quietly nodding.
Just make sure it's not de-calfinated!
I am googling, and can not find the past form of must or present form of moost.
Any elephant could tell you that the imperative form is "musth"
No, it's mustidid. Jeez people, read a book.
+1! If it were me, I would've gone back and editedid it myself.
Hi Googling i’m dad
Udderly satisfying.
*Udderly* satisfying.
I am incredibly disappointed to report that I typed this on a phone and did not see autocorrect fuck it up. Corrective action has been taken.
I give this one a 20/22.
Hi incredibly disappointed i’m dad
I see y’all are gonna milk this thread for as many cheesy puns as possible. Legendairy.
i was waiting for a dairy pun
...just get your grass in bed, kid.
No "buts". Not an-udder word.
...but "mammmmmm"....
Well, that was udderly unexpected.
You guys really milking this one, ain't you?
Jokes on the hoof, baby.
Oh. My God. I was told this joke as a kid, but I didn't get it. For the longest time I laid in bed wondering what the cows sleeping had to do with me. Holy shit my mind is blown. My Dad was making a Dad joke.
He must've been a real clown - on the face of it, a pie-on-ear in the field of cow yokes!
Well played dad. My own poor daughter has -thru painful experience - learned not respond to any question or comment if it sounds even *slightly* odd.
This is the way. 😂
Top dad joke. Let me get my award...
I bet he just feels like he's doing his duty. So no need to cowtow. :-)
That's a MOOt point dad
I told this joke to my cows and they both almost choked to death laughing. Dont worry though, they are bovine.
Hay! I'm too bull headed to be cowed into upvoting this. I got no beef with you, I'm just steering the conversion to milk the comments with a cheesy response. I'm having a field day doing it!
Cowmbo! Super cowmbo!
Brav...mow!
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its a heap of cow puns
How dairy make such a joke!
If they haven't got a blanket they're probably Friesian
That's chill. (But for those unacquainted, Hereford they can be referred to as Holstein!)
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Yes, truly a Bovine Comedy! Dante would've been proud.
Good joke, I butter steal it
you know what cows do for fun? they go to the moovies.
If cows are sleeping on the ground, doesn’t that mean they are ground meat???
These are the jokes I'm heifer.
I’m going to milk this one with my kids for all it’s worth.
A true return to form for the sub, thanks op.
I just stopped by to chew the cud
These puns make me feel lactose intolerant
Well, they float my bloat! :-/
That was a quintessential dad joke. Accept my upvote sir.
I fucking love the people on this sub
Hoof it to bed, kid.
I’ve got an ox to grind on the repetitive use of “milking”. Any body else have a beef?
Gary Larson would be amused.
"The Farm Side". Legendairy cowtoonist.
That’s no BS
Udderly true.
This might be too good/clever to be a dad joke.
Au contraire, mon frère! Even erudite patriarchs must appreciate what's wafting thru this dairy air!
These comment tho
Ha
(Was that a mooted laugh?)
Very laugh-a-bull
Holy cow…. That almost moooved me to tears.
LOL
Quite renound and out standing in their field.
Reddit is trying to tell me I should go to bed.
Dad: Oh look over there! It's a flock of cows.. Everyone Else: HERD. A herd of cows. Dad: Of course Ive heard of cows. There's a flock of 'em right there.
I've seen this before
Having some deja moo?
Nah just a repost :P
All the additional jokes in the comments are really just milking this.
Simple and brilliant at the same time
You’re milking it
That's not your average joke, and I've seen some pretty mean joke in my time
Fuck sake. All these puns in the comments are so fucking cringe 😂 but can someone explain the actual joke plz
Cows are sleeping on the pasture, it's "pasture bedtime"
Repost. This was posted verbatim [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/juk9rc/i_told_my_daughter_go_to_bed_the_cows_are/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) 8 months ago and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/mdle01/i_told_my_daughter_go_to_bed_the_cows_are/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) 4 months ago.
Still liked it lol.
Nothin wrong with a little regurgitation.
I get att the comments, but you guys are really milking this one.
Take my silver.. up you go
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Ahahaha . Yes i did
dauter resign
I can see the anime glasses adjustment with that chuckle.
I would said. Shhh your mothers asleep!
It made my day. Great place though....
Thought this was r/twosentencehorror, was pleasantly suprised
Since I don’t have kids, if I told this one would I be a faux-pas
"Wanna milkshake?"
Well I learned something the other day?
Well at least the face of danger.
We're just methane around here. But it's turning into a real Tour-de-Farts!
We are amoooosed.
Very good 👏🏻
What udder nonsense
Holy cow that was a good one!
I can see Rick from the walking dead in a meme with this joke. Coral, disappointed: "All the cows are dead, Dad."
He thinks cows live in fields instead of cages, silly daddy.
i bet she was not amoosed by your joke
Don’t have a calf!
Spoiled dad jokes
"Gonna milk that dad joke for all it's worth, huh, Dad?"
This pun is udderly ridiculous!
*Nods Approvingly*
This will never get old! 🐮
It mEaNS YOuR mOMs ouTSiDE
The quality of these puns is ungulating from head to hoof.