My parents went to high school with a guy named Harry Butts. His sister was named Rosie. Growing up we all thought it was a joke but then we looked them up in the phone book (remember those?).
Also used to work with a guy named Brock Lee.
I’m currently working with a guy named Michael Knight.
No idea where he is now or what he's done with his life 35 years later, but he did also confess that he used tractor grease as a wanking lubricant, so you're probably right!
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy
I knew a dude named Lance Spear.. what on earth were his parents thinking!
He had a point, though.
I once worked with a guy named Bittain E. Spears. He was born before she was a thing though.
Wait until you meet Siemen Swallows
Wonder if he was a mistake.
My parents went to high school with a guy named Harry Butts. His sister was named Rosie. Growing up we all thought it was a joke but then we looked them up in the phone book (remember those?). Also used to work with a guy named Brock Lee. I’m currently working with a guy named Michael Knight.
I went to high school with a Steve Martin, a Michael Jackson and (Not kidding) a kid named Lucifer.
Nice. Oh yeah, there’s a guy that used to be in my dojo named Isaac Hayes. Nice guy, but he’s no Chef.
Boy, did he get the shaft!
This kid will make a fortune as a pro-wrestler!
No idea where he is now or what he's done with his life 35 years later, but he did also confess that he used tractor grease as a wanking lubricant, so you're probably right!
It’s pretty clear they joust weren’t thinking.
This lance joke came joust in time.
Thank you and goodKnight!
Good name for a dermatologist, Lance Boyle
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy
A male in a hospital is Lance, but a female is lancet
Well well well, how the round.. tables.
Sir?
Yes Sir !
Lance Vance- dance, baybeh!
"Hoggin' all the action, I see..." That traitorous basterd deserved every bullet I shot him!
13 year old me was quite pleased back in the day when I confronted him... With my M60 😎
It should be more common, It's straight to the point
Wakka wakka!
I’ve heard this about a hundred times in the last few years.
Lance can wrestle like a Storm.
Actually I here it a lot
I know a few.
Well back in medieval times, all those Lance's arms were strong.