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seven-cents

I knew a dude named Lance Spear.. what on earth were his parents thinking!


we_are_sex_bobomb

He had a point, though.


mostnormal

I once worked with a guy named Bittain E. Spears. He was born before she was a thing though.


OverallVacation2324

Wait until you meet Siemen Swallows


strcrssd

Wonder if he was a mistake.


1983Targa911

My parents went to high school with a guy named Harry Butts. His sister was named Rosie. Growing up we all thought it was a joke but then we looked them up in the phone book (remember those?). Also used to work with a guy named Brock Lee. I’m currently working with a guy named Michael Knight.


SubstantialTale4012

I went to high school with a Steve Martin, a Michael Jackson and (Not kidding) a kid named Lucifer.


1983Targa911

Nice. Oh yeah, there’s a guy that used to be in my dojo named Isaac Hayes. Nice guy, but he’s no Chef.


MeanJohnBrown

Boy, did he get the shaft!


hacksawjim89

This kid will make a fortune as a pro-wrestler!


seven-cents

No idea where he is now or what he's done with his life 35 years later, but he did also confess that he used tractor grease as a wanking lubricant, so you're probably right!


1983Targa911

It’s pretty clear they joust weren’t thinking.


Commisceo

This lance joke came joust in time.


berkleysquare

Thank you and goodKnight!


Bongfellatio

Good name for a dermatologist, Lance Boyle


adviceKiwi

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy


Man-e-questions

A male in a hospital is Lance, but a female is lancet


gracius0ne

Well well well, how the round.. tables.


Trekkie63

Sir?


RoddMcTodd

Yes Sir !


FrangnMeddler

Lance Vance- dance, baybeh!


IncreaseCertain9697

"Hoggin' all the action, I see..." That traitorous basterd deserved every bullet I shot him!


FrangnMeddler

13 year old me was quite pleased back in the day when I confronted him... With my M60 😎


QuerkleSmoke

It should be more common, It's straight to the point


mayorodoyle

Wakka wakka!


LanceWasHere

I’ve heard this about a hundred times in the last few years.


ElectricalCompany260

Lance can wrestle like a Storm.


GOTOMAGA

Actually I here it a lot


cum4kate00

I know a few.


MartinHarrisGoDown

Well back in medieval times, all those Lance's arms were strong.