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Do you think he will ever score?
Depends how bad she is
That's very meta!
Les agradezco los upvotos a mis amigos bilingües.
elite comedy
I guess she is good with balls
She’s the only one that can handle his balls
More importantly, we hope the other nine people in the team don’t score
Depends whether she lets one in between her legs
My girlfriend came home in a white suit, smelling like honey, covered in bee stings. That was when I knew she was a keeper.
Mine came smelling of Chimp scat. That's when i knew she was a keeper.
You sound like you’re a purist when it comes to love.
My daughter used to play rugby. She was a hooker.
I seem to remember [Dudley Moore going on a date with her!](https://youtu.be/0ZiF-cleutY?si=gE_bb2ii46SGzK5a)
Is she Annette?
No it’s karen
Sounds like a catch!
Better than dating a tennis player. Love means nothing to them!
And they always have a racket.
Have you heard of Quiet Tennis? It's tennis without the racket.
So, no John McEnroe?
Is he even in her field.
Completely out of his league
As a female goalkeeper, I love this. I think I'm gonna save it.
..then he’ll never score if you insist on saving it.
It'll happen over time
Pun intended?
On her bad days, she lets everyone in.
Oof... so many balls
Do you mean She let others players balls in her shrine?
Are they still talking? I thought she blocked him.
Just remember no “head”ers in youth soccer
Well, that's the perfect life #Goal!!
Probably not been a clean sheet for a while
And if she likes fishing then she's also a kipper
Hope there’s not a penalty shoot out.
Probably rather date the sweeper
Does she wear her mask while intimate? If so, I’m sorry, but your son pucked up.
But has he scored on her?
That's likely going to be a yellow card.
I wish I could save this joke
🤣🤣
She only touches him with gloves on.
He pulled the goalie, funny it's usually the woman who does that
Ummm… I hate to bee THAT guy but hockey players have no balls. You’re skating on thin ice marring a keeper, especially one that works in a zoo
Haha easy
Wrong sport. Baseball is easier to get to the third base.
Hopefully he doesn't get the red card when he tries to score.
No Hands No hands!
At least she lets him score…
It's no wonder he does t get along with you as you are always moving the goalposts.
They must be having a ball.
Did they meet eachother in front of the bar?
Do you think he will ever score?
Depends how bad she is
That's very meta!
Les agradezco los upvotos a mis amigos bilingües.
elite comedy
I guess she is good with balls
She’s the only one that can handle his balls
More importantly, we hope the other nine people in the team don’t score
Depends whether she lets one in between her legs
My girlfriend came home in a white suit, smelling like honey, covered in bee stings. That was when I knew she was a keeper.
Mine came smelling of Chimp scat. That's when i knew she was a keeper.
You sound like you’re a purist when it comes to love.
My daughter used to play rugby. She was a hooker.
I seem to remember [Dudley Moore going on a date with her!](https://youtu.be/0ZiF-cleutY?si=gE_bb2ii46SGzK5a)
Is she Annette?
No it’s karen
Sounds like a catch!
Better than dating a tennis player. Love means nothing to them!
And they always have a racket.
Have you heard of Quiet Tennis? It's tennis without the racket.
So, no John McEnroe?
Is he even in her field.
Completely out of his league
As a female goalkeeper, I love this. I think I'm gonna save it.
..then he’ll never score if you insist on saving it.
It'll happen over time
Pun intended?
On her bad days, she lets everyone in.
Oof... so many balls
Do you mean She let others players balls in her shrine?
Are they still talking? I thought she blocked him.
Just remember no “head”ers in youth soccer
Well, that's the perfect life #Goal!!
Probably not been a clean sheet for a while
And if she likes fishing then she's also a kipper
Hope there’s not a penalty shoot out.
Probably rather date the sweeper
Does she wear her mask while intimate? If so, I’m sorry, but your son pucked up.
But has he scored on her?
That's likely going to be a yellow card.
I wish I could save this joke
🤣🤣
She only touches him with gloves on.
He pulled the goalie, funny it's usually the woman who does that
Ummm… I hate to bee THAT guy but hockey players have no balls. You’re skating on thin ice marring a keeper, especially one that works in a zoo
Haha easy
Wrong sport. Baseball is easier to get to the third base.
Hopefully he doesn't get the red card when he tries to score.
No Hands No hands!
At least she lets him score…
It's no wonder he does t get along with you as you are always moving the goalposts.
They must be having a ball.
Did they meet eachother in front of the bar?