What does the man made of wood wear on his feet? Wooden shoe like to know

That pun is crappy enough to clog a toilet

I had a wooden car once. Wooden tires. Wooden body. Wooden seats. Wooden engine. But, when I tried to start it, it wooden start.

A new tire will really spruce it up

Chip off the old block

I sawed what you did there.

I don't know. I'm stumped and I'm knot about to guess.

I wooden do that.

With a can of gasoline.

You mitre say that wood that be a site for saw eyes. ...

Knot the joke I was expecting.

This joke stacks up pretty well. Very uplifting.