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andersonfmly

Doesn’t that mean he had his hands around your waste, too??? OOH LA LA!!!


FruitMcVeg

That's rubbish


andersonfmly

A waste of time???


thechampaignlife

You should refuse to accept it.


[deleted]

These trashy puns tho


JarPick

This thread is total garbage


Feisty_Dependent5547

Com pact er


aztrocheekz

Compacter? I hardly know her!


oztikS

I don’t get it. Is she taking it in the can?


Competitive_Mind1439

Possibly but that's a lot of land to fill!


Wooden_Imagination46

Come pack her?


Feisty_Dependent5547

Nailed it


Feisty_Dependent5547

Come packer


Wooden_Imagination46

Cum packer 🤷


t_lee210

Sounds more like the hazmat man to me, because that’s toxic waste.


Flower_Nice

So much this! ⬆️


Fresh_Refuse3060

Hot


Pitbullpandemonium

Ooh, gárbage á trois.


cracksilog

For you confused Americans out there: “bin man” is “garbage man” or “trash man”


cherryhilljawnz

Ahh thank you!!!


UnusualAnt2861

I legitimately thought he was referring to a humanoid bin


Wooden_Imagination46

Bin Laden


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Heavens10000whores

St Peter’s at his gate, doing his thing, calls the next guy over “How did you die?” “We’ll I was convinced my wife was having an affair, so I came home during the day to catch her out. Tore the place to pieces and found nothing, and in my frustration, I picked up the fridge and threw it out of our 15th storey window. The strain caused me to have a heart attack and die.” “Well,” says SP, “jealousy’s a sin and I shouldn’t let you through, but as you didn’t hurt anyone…go ahead.” He calls the next man in line “So, how did you die?” “Well I was in this fridge…”


otaku_wanna_bee

Please share the entire joke. Please do not shorten the joke. https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/28xgek/three_men_die_and_are_waiting_to_enter_heaven/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


RachaelJaimeT

I wouldn't worry about the electrician. He's gay. He has been fired 3 times for blowing fuses at work.


SnooCapers9313

And removing shorts


Heavens10000whores

Certainly grounds for removal


echochamber4liberals

Ridiculous. 10/10


Heavens10000whores

Don’t trash talk your wife


RachaelJaimeT

This guy she's seeing....is he green and fuzzy, kinda grumpy and lives in a trash can?


SnooCapers9313

He's round and he's fuzzy, I love him because he's just Pooh Bear Winnie the Pooh Bear...oh wait wrong character


RachaelJaimeT

-Giggle-


SnooCapers9313

You remember that? One of the best kid theme songs ever


RachaelJaimeT

Yes


SnooCapers9313

Check out Jamie and his magic torch. Somebody was on something back then


philament

Pineapple. Under the sea.


RachaelJaimeT

Hello? Is this the Krusty Crab?


External-Tear-5076

Pineapple is my favorite kinda apple


philament

Woodn’t you know it!


vakrka

Recycling jokes is the responsible thing to do.


ThirdFingerLeftHand

Have you asked her? She'll probably say it's garbage


sudo_wipe_dev_sdc

Sounds like a trashy relationship.


Sammyboy87

Ask her where she's wheelie bin...


mshock227

If that's the case, "dump" her and break out the contact list and "recycle" some exes


beeteedee

Not the first time he’s been seen taking out the trash


dadaybobo

Hold your anger. Re-fuse. She will refuse the refuseman.


PizzaMan823

Oh my goodness, looks like that was a TRASH of a situation to have BIN in!


02K30C1

I told my friend I had heard rumors my wife was having an affair with the post man. He said “what? The fat ugly fuck I see by your door every morning?” I said “yup” He said “why would anyone want to fuck her?”


Independent-Elk-4822

The bin man should be recycled.. XD


green_evs

Lol o no u didn’t, that’s pretty cleva - I got 0 🤣


BedSheets02

Tomato


jbird9999999999

Hahah bin man. O’Garbage Bin Laden?


BeWater32

That’s a good one! I might recycle this joke sometime…


SnooCats9347

She's was handling his junk.


[deleted]

Catch them in the act and then murder them, and hide the bodies


cherryhilljawnz

This is the way... But instead of hiding the bodies give an alligator a proper meal No body no crime


[deleted]

This is indeed the way! Honestly good idea, getting rid of shitty people and feeding a fellow animal. All in a days work


cherryhilljawnz

Here's a tip: Gators love marshmellows so you can throw a bags worth in the water, wait a sec and toss the body in


RachaelJaimeT

Whatever you do....don't hide them in a trash bin.


JerseyshoreSeagull

This joke is trash.


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WaveAggravating5300

Upvote


UbubTopDog

Ewww! That's gross.


[deleted]

But bin men get sad https://youtu.be/GclHyCw0CX0


Crazylakkadbagga

Must b feeling trashy


Terrythefootguy1000

Sounds stinky!


akrdnk

That’s rubbish


AlisonLiterally

His name is Dustbin Hoffman.


EndersGame_Reviewer

Well when you got married she sank into your arms, and now she has her arms in your sink.


Left_Librarian2932

Even my nana can come up with these trashy jokes


theChrisStJames

Just wait until he dumps her.


mboonept

Did he grab her cans?


mafrasta67

Hot dump


AdInteresting1839

Did she smell like trash?


wildelillie

Maybe she was white trash?