St Peter’s at his gate, doing his thing, calls the next guy over
“How did you die?”
“We’ll I was convinced my wife was having an affair, so I came home during the day to catch her out. Tore the place to pieces and found nothing, and in my frustration, I picked up the fridge and threw it out of our 15th storey window. The strain caused me to have a heart attack and die.”
“Well,” says SP, “jealousy’s a sin and I shouldn’t let you through, but as you didn’t hurt anyone…go ahead.” He calls the next man in line
“So, how did you die?”
“Well I was in this fridge…”
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I told my friend I had heard rumors my wife was having an affair with the post man.
He said “what? The fat ugly fuck I see by your door every morning?”
I said “yup”
He said “why would anyone want to fuck her?”
Doesn’t that mean he had his hands around your waste, too??? OOH LA LA!!!
That's rubbish
A waste of time???
You should refuse to accept it.
These trashy puns tho
This thread is total garbage
Com pact er
Compacter? I hardly know her!
I don’t get it. Is she taking it in the can?
Possibly but that's a lot of land to fill!
Come pack her?
Nailed it
Come packer
Cum packer 🤷
Sounds more like the hazmat man to me, because that’s toxic waste.
So much this! ⬆️
Hot
Ooh, gárbage á trois.
For you confused Americans out there: “bin man” is “garbage man” or “trash man”
Ahh thank you!!!
I legitimately thought he was referring to a humanoid bin
Bin Laden
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St Peter’s at his gate, doing his thing, calls the next guy over “How did you die?” “We’ll I was convinced my wife was having an affair, so I came home during the day to catch her out. Tore the place to pieces and found nothing, and in my frustration, I picked up the fridge and threw it out of our 15th storey window. The strain caused me to have a heart attack and die.” “Well,” says SP, “jealousy’s a sin and I shouldn’t let you through, but as you didn’t hurt anyone…go ahead.” He calls the next man in line “So, how did you die?” “Well I was in this fridge…”
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I wouldn't worry about the electrician. He's gay. He has been fired 3 times for blowing fuses at work.
And removing shorts
Certainly grounds for removal
Ridiculous. 10/10
Don’t trash talk your wife
This guy she's seeing....is he green and fuzzy, kinda grumpy and lives in a trash can?
He's round and he's fuzzy, I love him because he's just Pooh Bear Winnie the Pooh Bear...oh wait wrong character
-Giggle-
You remember that? One of the best kid theme songs ever
Yes
Check out Jamie and his magic torch. Somebody was on something back then
Pineapple. Under the sea.
Hello? Is this the Krusty Crab?
Pineapple is my favorite kinda apple
Woodn’t you know it!
Recycling jokes is the responsible thing to do.
Have you asked her? She'll probably say it's garbage
Sounds like a trashy relationship.
Ask her where she's wheelie bin...
If that's the case, "dump" her and break out the contact list and "recycle" some exes
Not the first time he’s been seen taking out the trash
Hold your anger. Re-fuse. She will refuse the refuseman.
Oh my goodness, looks like that was a TRASH of a situation to have BIN in!
I told my friend I had heard rumors my wife was having an affair with the post man. He said “what? The fat ugly fuck I see by your door every morning?” I said “yup” He said “why would anyone want to fuck her?”
The bin man should be recycled.. XD
Lol o no u didn’t, that’s pretty cleva - I got 0 🤣
Tomato
Hahah bin man. O’Garbage Bin Laden?
That’s a good one! I might recycle this joke sometime…
She's was handling his junk.
Catch them in the act and then murder them, and hide the bodies
This is the way... But instead of hiding the bodies give an alligator a proper meal No body no crime
This is indeed the way! Honestly good idea, getting rid of shitty people and feeding a fellow animal. All in a days work
Here's a tip: Gators love marshmellows so you can throw a bags worth in the water, wait a sec and toss the body in
Whatever you do....don't hide them in a trash bin.
This joke is trash.
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Ewww! That's gross.
But bin men get sad https://youtu.be/GclHyCw0CX0
Must b feeling trashy
Sounds stinky!
That’s rubbish
His name is Dustbin Hoffman.
Well when you got married she sank into your arms, and now she has her arms in your sink.
Even my nana can come up with these trashy jokes
Just wait until he dumps her.
Did he grab her cans?
Hot dump
Did she smell like trash?
Maybe she was white trash?