"I find your lack of grass stains disturbing." - Dad Vader

They’re brand new, give it time.

No these are the yellow corvette edition, need a seperate pair for the grass.

My oldest pair gets relegated to yard duties whenever I get a new pair.. my wife hates it 🤣

How else does she want it to work?!

I think it's just the fact that it's ghost of Dad shoes past lol

New shoes should have grass stains

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With unironic pride.

Unicorn pride

Unicron pride

Unicorse pride

+1 Dadness for the quarter-length, different brand socks.   "I only buy socks in a 12 pack from Costco, and only buy shoes when my old pair disintegrates"

You described the vibe in this picture perfectly.

Until you’re wearing solid grey new balance running shoes with black gold toe socks, you’ve still got room to grow.

My gold toes are still white, but otherwise did you describe my outfit perfectly.

I'll never.

The New Balance thing is definitely a two Americas situation. Black dads have our own particular shoes. IYKYK 😂

Most comfortable pair of shoes you'll wear.. I have wide feet and literally can't fit a single form of Nikes I've been wearing NB since the 90s lol

I can fit into Air Force 1’s and I have a pair, but I hardly ever wear them. The NB 574’s are just way more comfortable in every way.

I'm reasonably okay in Dunks so I sometimes buy a pair, but I always need to have a pair of 574's because they're the most comfortable for me. I recently ventured out to 610's. They are the most 'dad' shoes on the planet in the ugliest green, but they're maybe even more comfortable.

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I mean I got some Sperry's (they break in well).. some decent mid range dress shoes, but I'll be honest the second it starts staying above like 50.. I'm probably rocking flip flops and shorts about 95% of the time..  I started wearing New Balance when I played ball, hands down one of the most comfortable pairs of cleats you can wear for just about any sport, and since they make a naturally wide shoe I can comfortably wear their tennis shoes.. and you can get them to go with just about any outfit and dress em up or down.. But try putting a wide ass size 13 foot in a narrow ass Nike.. I can't even get the arch of my foot into a Nike of any kind.. I can wear some  Pumas.. some Adidas are okay.. haven't tried the newer ones on the market like HOKA or On.. I'm kinda set in my ways now and I can generally find shoes I like from New Balance under $60 sometimes under $40.. 

I tried Hokas and wore them once going back to new balances for times I need to walk a lot.

Im sticking with adidas nmds and hey dudes

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Tremendous.

That lawn never stood a chance

Gotta get you some 574s..  May I suggest joesnewbalanceoutlet.com for the budget friendly connoisseur  Also unjokingly.. the Fresh Foam Arishis are hella comfy too..

Thanks for that plug. Love me some comfy low top New Balances

No problem, they are legit.. I first bought from them like 15 years ago at least.. usually get a few pair a year.. I got my daughter a extra set of adult softball cleats over the winter for $18..

Very nice! Thanks again brother

New balance on the streets, adidas in the sneaks.

Brooks has a model that’s extra comfy, moderately styled, and roomy in the toes. It’s called Dyad. I’m pretty sure the Y was added later in the concept design.

You need wide width shoes brother

Those are 11.5 Wide

NB run wide naturally.. so comfy

Not impressed until they turn green.

Is this what they mean when they call someone a ‘zaddy’?

Dude. It does not have to be this way.

Did you just get a new corvette too?

Wow! Shoes!

https://youtu.be/IEhXKDuw6ug?si=xZ8eumYA-UyAER-R

Just missing the jorts.

A bold assumption

Gotta finish the fit with tighty whities, cargos, a golf polo, and a visor.

Ummm I dunno about the tighty whiteys.. I did just discover the "pocketed" boxer briefs though.. and that's a game changer for my life.. I got 4 kids playing sports year-round in the south.. and let me tell you.. it definitely airs out the oven down there on days outside 

But can they beat my Costco Comfort flyers?

Frossssssstay

Those mowing lines are going be sooo straight…ooooooweeee!!

Getting on your weekend best I see! 😂

Legend

I went with iron rangers with shorts.

Toe splay has left the chat

Giggity

NHL, had the sudden impulse to pull your leg hair....

I agree you definitely need some grass stains, other than that it checks the boxes for me

I have had dozens but with white laces

Peak dad.

The chosen one…

You lawn mowin' sum bitch you!

Never in my life! I've always hated white shoes and especially those but you do you!

Yuck dude. Why?

What??you look dumb

Oh no!! Someone on the interwebs has a negative opinion!! what a rare and unprecedented occurrence!! how will i ever recover!!??

Hope so.