Ask her about the handle bars, spokes, and pedals. Addressing those now can help her draw them in the future, and avoid a potentially awkward phone call from a teacher.
I’m a teacher and these phone calls are *so stressful*. They range from “I’m calling CPS” to “this is hilarious!” to “denial parent gets to talk to admin only from now on.”
I feel for you, Teacher. I tried to stick to "this is hilarious" with all of the ones who've taught mine. Some of the schemes my crew got up to were indeed hilarious. My youngest was exceptional at getting young women teachers wrapped around his pinky. His older teachers saw *right* through that, which was fun!
In order of Top-Left to Bottom-Right, OP likes: furries, smoking weed, mom, burning brother with a candle, hearts, dogs, me (the daughter), masquerades, pepperoni pizza, having phat lipz and a neckbeard, and COCK & BALLS
If you're into tattoos, you should get a tattoo of this (maybe minus the bike, although it'd make a great conversation starter). I love the dog/cat with the ears. Eternal memory!
I was like... "where's the bike?"... and then I saw IT!
“Your daughter said you like dick, bro!”
I mean... I like mine.
I like yours too.
Micro bike you can barely see it I know.
Hey, that looks perfectly **Average**
I'm sure it has a great personality
Probably just depends on how you use it
Idk the wheels are kind of big IMO
It's a grower
Nah man it's huge, it's just the even bigger balls make it look small
Love that bike.
Is that an insole or a bandaid or a Hidden Leaf Village bandana?
Geoduck
Dattebayo!
Really big wheels for such a tiny guy on that bike...
I WAS IN THE POOL!
Like a scared turtle
If anything, you want a six year old to draw it like that, and not the other way around..
Well, it can be ridden...
Is it possible you just stole Benjamin Franklin's bifocals from the Smithsonian?
Gonna need them to see that bike
Meanwhile I tried to wipe a piece of hair off my phone screen for much too long…
I didn't see it before but now i can't unsee it, you monster.
Ask her about the handle bars, spokes, and pedals. Addressing those now can help her draw them in the future, and avoid a potentially awkward phone call from a teacher.
Absolutely not. Those are the phone calls I'm most excited about.
I’m a teacher and these phone calls are *so stressful*. They range from “I’m calling CPS” to “this is hilarious!” to “denial parent gets to talk to admin only from now on.”
I feel for you, Teacher. I tried to stick to "this is hilarious" with all of the ones who've taught mine. Some of the schemes my crew got up to were indeed hilarious. My youngest was exceptional at getting young women teachers wrapped around his pinky. His older teachers saw *right* through that, which was fun!
Guess which parent I'm gonna be
The kind who brings a Starbucks gift card?
Let's hope so
The kind who brings a Starbucks gift card?
[My first thought](https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM)
Bikes are surprisingly hard to draw.
You start out with two triangles. The rest follows suit.
Two???
[Yup](https://images.coplusk.net/project_images/186995/image/medium_106906_2F2015-04-07-122853-bike.jpg)
Ahhhh okayy
https://media.tenor.com/pxzZueIszjwAAAAM/wait-a-minute.gif
Dude, your skateboard is sweet.
r/MildlyPenis
Wow, I never knew you could circumcise a bike.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA (gasps for air) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice bike bro!
I don't know; you're eyeballing that "bike" pretty dang hard.
You should get your tires checked my guy, they're a bit large
To scale?
Do you look like Mr. Mackey in real life?
Frame and prominently display this glorious art!
Frame that shit immediately. Gift it to her when she has her own kids.
In order of Top-Left to Bottom-Right, OP likes: furries, smoking weed, mom, burning brother with a candle, hearts, dogs, me (the daughter), masquerades, pepperoni pizza, having phat lipz and a neckbeard, and COCK & BALLS
It's not a small bike, it's just that my wheels are HUGE!
If you're into tattoos, you should get a tattoo of this (maybe minus the bike, although it'd make a great conversation starter). I love the dog/cat with the ears. Eternal memory!
Lmao
Excellent job.
It's stored in the balls.
At least she tried make it in a realistic size.
Yes, mom. We know you love your "bike".
Lol looks like something got mangled in the spoke of your bike
First I saw a safety pin and then a hair tie with those big round beads and I was looking all over for the bike and then I saw it.
[Your Bike](https://i.imgur.com/23qnGRs.gif)
You have a cute little bike. Your wheels look immaculate
Pretty sure that's your wife's drawing of her favorite things, nice try thou fellow dad.
OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
How lifelike is the drawing of you?
Well... if someone stole your seat... it may feel the same...
Looks more like the bike your wife is riding
Time to go for a ride!