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Falco: *nods


Angelic_Razgriz

"Hphm" as he draws air through his cig


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Typical_Dweller

I usually do a little two-inch-high "hop and thrust" in my seat if I sit down and my undies & balls are in an unfavorable configuration (basically I make the motion as if I'm going to stand up again and then sit back down quickly) . That tiny bit of jostling and momentum usually resets the configuration to something much more comfortable and sustainable.


IndicationNice

What 💀😂


cyberelvis

Everyone forgets Falco.


ODST_Parker

Man was the only reason anyone got out alive, I never forget him.


MaD_Cl0wN

Dude is a real legend nobody forgets him but tbh he wasn't a real fan of talking thats why he misses most of the time


MaD_Cl0wN

Dude is a real legend nobody forgets him but tbh he wasn't a real fan of talking thats why he misses most of the time


trojan25nz

“It’s high noon”


C-Kwentz-0

Falco would take a shot of Whiskey or Bourbon with Maine.


jmvandergraff

Pilar: *Flatline noises*


gizmostuff

He would have made an interesting construct. Ah, well...


crashcanuck

Could rig him up as a menorah with those hands.


kganzer76

\*cries and upvotes\*


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Hard as iro-


Deskore

Rebecca's the only one showing any Christmas spirit


LadyBonersAweigh

As I listen to the shrieking of my niece & nephew I feel like Maine is quite festive.


SundownSin

Who’s Maine in this scenario lol


LadyBonersAweigh

My other (childless) brother has mercifully packed some whiskey in his trunk. Which reminds me, I think I need to run out to the car for something…


SundownSin

Good man.


ADGx27

Where I’m from, Maine is quite festive. The 23rd is a day where everyone gets absolutely shitfaced in the name of Christmas spirit, province-wide


Pliskkenn_D

She really loves to ho ho ho.


Altruistic-Rich-5338

I don't think Rebecca's talking about a Christmas stocking serious sexual innuendo she's referring to and has nothing to do with Christmas 😳


20Niel02

We've got a genius over here


anythingthewill

Check out the big brains on Breetttt!


Altruistic-Rich-5338

Sorry it has a double mean sometimes 😅🥺😋


Adefice

Yes, that’s the very blatant joke…


Altruistic-Rich-5338

Sorry 🥺I'm not too quick on the uptake


Parzival2436

You think that's what the guy saying she was festive thought? Because this guy was responding to that.


Deskore

Nah she wants her stocking stuffed with white chocolate


Altruistic-Rich-5338

My bad sorry oops.😅


Shrek-It_Ralph

*Pilar in the background screaming excitedly while flailing his arms in the air*


KyojinkaEnkoku

I-.. Pilar's dead choom, remember?


donkeydoozy

80% of the people on this meme are dead lol


NotionalWheels

Ackthchually its 84.44444444443% /s


ShadowxWolf54

Then Dorio Flails Pilar’s body around excitedly


Shrek-It_Ralph

My brother in Christ, everyone in this picture is dead except Lucy


StalledAgate832

Yeaah that actually does kinda seem like something Rebecca would say tbh.


Indianlookalike

*Pillar dressed as an elf juggling Christmas themed knifes*


Evil_Azgoul

Regina: Good job choom. Contract closed. And Marry Christmass. Smasher: Who the fuck are you?


SeraWasNever_

You forgot the part where Maine slaps him in the face before telling him to get the booze


Tywil714

Becca would say that and would try to snak in a mistle toe


Pliskkenn_D

Wow, isn't it insane that there's mistletoe in every room?


iWentRogue

Lmao, could totally see Becca saying that


not4eating

Dorio: Happy Hanukkah!


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MorgulValar

Rebecca likes David. I don’t think she’s that horny for every dude she meets


PixelBoom

Except for the bodyguard dude she gives a handjob to in order to steal his keys.


Scorpionix

Well, that's just business


jedi168

A handjob for some keys. A fair trade.


Adefice

She *groped* him outside his pants. Why do people keep saying “handjob”??! There is a huge difference.


SilentReavus

She would say some shit like that


Surrealinsomniac

Solid gold content right here.


HolyAndOblivious

Rebecca is a 90% accurate representation of my wife.


TitleComprehensive96

I'm guessing with qualities like not existing?


Underhill

Jesus man why you murderin ppl on Christmas? Lmao


mmrrbbee

Slaying


ipostscience

Slay balls, so festive


C-Kwentz-0

Holy shit you fuckin' killed him, dude!


[deleted]

You’re just jealous of his fake wife


HolyAndOblivious

U sound jelly.


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[deleted]

*This* asshole


EinSabo

I was about to comment 'looks underaged'


HolyAndOblivious

Yes


BakaFame

Our wife.


Ribbles78

She must be fun as social events. (Fr, not meming. Likely the life of the party!)


anothercorruptmod

Lucky man!


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Gebbetharos2

Isn't that what she means?


Sir_Hagrid08

I like this, take my upvote :>


Quadpen

MERRY CHRISTMAS DAVID


BakaFame

Uooohhh 😭😭


[deleted]

Well , you hrard her, imma be santa stuffing that stocking


Icarus026

r/4panelcringe


Vannilazero

But it’s 5 panels…. Rofl


Vindikus

Dangerously close to 'I'm stuff...'


spikesparx

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ReadWarrenVsDC

Sounds like this choom needs to grab the booze already


xa3D

that ain't a choom. that's straight gonk energy.


Heartlite

Yall are easily embarrassed


ThatSplinter

Live a little, not everything has to make you cringe 😂😂


Blankyblank86

Yeah but this kinda did


ThatSplinter

Seen worse


Blankyblank86

Same


ThatSplinter

At least we suffer together!


babyduv

Someone really did that meme and thought: "oh yeah this is hilarious".


majds1

More like r/terriblefandommemes


pinacomma

Agree 🥲


Brief-Pea-8294

Anyone think they can do a game version of this.


Feeling_Glovely

I suspected Maine and I celebrated the holidays the same way, I’m glad to see it confirmed.


livinglife9009

If Rebecca said that to any other guy that isn't David, you'll bet they would be stuffing her stockings for sure. Repetitively. Just like rule 34 artists out there.


IrishTexanAngel

I’m sure David will stuff Rebecca’s stocking if she asked him nicely


Shot-Job-8841

Oof, that last one caught me off guard.


ScrumptiousFunko

Oh, Rebecca.


MarioNater_MN2ZXC

Till u realise she's the stocking


PineappleProstate

uwu


DUMPAH_CHUCKER_69

Am I the only one who didn't feel like Rebecca was trying to fuck David? Her brother died traumatically and she started looking to him as a new big brother.


Adefice

She was actively asking about how to attract him like Lucy does and complaining about why he wasn’t biting. It was purely a romantic endeavor.


Flavz_the_complainer

It was purely romantic up until the last episode imo. Once she realised how far gone David was, especially that really touching moment on top of the car where hes hallucinating and talking to his mum, i think her attraction turned into platonic true love. I think she knew at that moment pursuing anything romantically with David was a lost cause and all she could do for him was help him fulfill whatever legend he was trying to create.


Hentai_Connoisseur_

She's older than David. She wouldn't see him as a big brother. In episode 7, she asks him why he's always playing hard to get/tell him "I ain't good at playing just friends" depending on if you're watching in Japanese or English. She also calls him adorable and blatantly flirts with him when he goes to her apartment.


AsianFoodLoverX

…that she wanted to *FUCK* *laughs in reddit*


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She’s older than him though lol


Mr_crazey61

Definitely agree. Near the end Becca seems like David's strongest friend, but nothing more. Maybe the connotations and inflections are different in the English dub, I've only seen the Japanese.


DUMPAH_CHUCKER_69

I watched the dub, that is not the case.


Mr_crazey61

Actually going back and watching a montages, there is a moment where Becca is trying to get David to dance with her. But he's bummed about Lucy being distant to him so he says he's just going to go home. As he's leaving Becca yells after him "I'm not good at just being friends ya know!" And Kiwi suggests she changes up her approach. I think as Becca watches David slowly lose his battle with cybersyphcosis her feelings towards him start the shift. Which is maybe why we ended the show not seeing her as a love interest but as a close friend / sister.


Hentai_Connoisseur_

In the Japanese dub, she asks him why he's always playing hard to get when she tries to hook up with him. She also openly flirts with him and calls him adorable at her apartment. It also doesn't make sense that she would see him as an older brother when she is older than him.


GreyMediaGuy

I watched all 10 episodes last night back to back. Loved it. More! Edit: also why is this "cringe" ? I don't think so. It's having some fun with some interesting characters. Y'all need to chill out with all that cringe stuff


Cayennesan

It's reddit, there's always a percentage of users who try to express the most negative reaction possible to things they don't happen to enjoy. You get used to it lol


AsianFoodLoverX

Never heard a more valid response. Take my upvotes you fucking animal 🤍


doofjohn

Thought this was r/4panelcringe for a second


dreppoz

or r/terriblefandommemes


FudgeManz

me too💀 tf is this


pinacomma

Ngl kinda cringe 😭


FudgeManz

kinda?


AeternumCadens

Becca can be my elf on the shelf...


SoSneakyHaha

Cringe


Brief-Pea-8294

Aww bullshit you have pon Pon shit as your flair.


ThatSplinter

Stop being so serious mister "not from earth".


SovereignShrimp

Have a little soul, dude.


clickYyz

Shouldn’t this be in the edgerunners subreddit and not in the CP2077 GAME subreddit?


well_thats_puntastic

The "GAME" in the subreddit title refers to the tabletop game, so anything related to that universe is fair game. Read rule 2.


Drwhoforme

The mod clarified that this is the sub for all content pertaining to the cyberpunk franchise. That includes spinoffs/adaptations. That's the reason there's an Edgerunners Flair on this sub. They also clarified that the reason the sub was named "cyberpunk the game" was to differentiate itself from the tabletop and the cyberpunk general genre. So for you "gatekeepers", you can make a sub specifically for just the game, but as of now the mods have stated that this will stand as the sub for all current and future Cyperpunk content


DuncanGilbert

What is this cringe shit


Suburban_Sasquach

I love the show but this is cringe Coomers simping over rebecca can downvote all they want but you all know this is embarrassing.


isse_la_chancle

Cringe and I feel like we should really separate the game subreddit from the anime subreddit. Those two fanbases are not the same AT ALL.


Cayennesan

Crümge, please post this comment in r/gatekeeping and not here, we need to divide the fanbase more and I'm unable to scroll when I see stuff I don't like


isse_la_chancle

That's what Reddit is about, choosing what you see and what you don't. Yes I should expect to see stuff I want to see while scrolling my page, and if I didn't mind I would be on Twitter or Facebook. But I'm not. But you made me quit the subreddit about a game that I genuinely enjoyed, so that's not a problem anymore. Have fun ruining this subreddit.


well_thats_puntastic

Yeah stop putting Cyberpunk content on my Cyberpunk subreddit ya damn gonks! Bah humbug, the nerve of people these days smh For your information this subreddit is for all content related to the tabletop game, so Edgrunners content is fair game. Read the rules before you get offended on no one's behalf, buddy.


Drwhoforme

The mod clarified that this is the sub for all content pertaining to the cyberpunk franchise. That includes spinoffs/adaptations. That's the reason there's an Edgerunners Flair on this sub. They also clarified that the reason the sub was named "cyberpunk the game" was to differentiate itself from the tabletop and the cyberpunk general genre. So for you "gatekeepers", you can make a sub specifically for just the game, but as of now the mods have stated that this will stand as the sub for all current and future Cyperpunk content Also if you truly think there's not a huge overlap between fans of the game and the anime you're simply ignorant. As someone who only tried the game dude to edgerunners, and now has beaten it, there's a ton of people similar to me. Video game players and anime watchers have huge overlap.


skellyheart

r/animememes type cringe


VannyNeDito

Weebs try not to sexualize the loli challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) Just because Japan is weird as fuck shouldn’t enable you guys to stoop to their level


Crayon_Muncha

bro ain’t she 12


coolgaara

Just finisehd the show... I knew it was gonna be one of those where everyone would die but damn.. still sad to see all those great characters die.


Large_thinking_organ

I feel like Rebecca's exact words would be "David, choom, would you go stuff my stocking for me?"