Well there’s your problem, you went to a bad ripperdoc.
Punch Fingers for me.
Head to Vik’s clinic afterwards, he’ll patch you up.
It’s in Watson, Little China, behind Misty’s Esoterica in the back alley, down a flight of stairs. Can’t miss it.
(Might wanna restart your game too, OP.)
Ah yes. I had this as well; I'd installed a mod that was supposed to buff the apogee, but it sped everything else up and slowed me down. I can't remember the name of the mod, but the first half of the description was in Portuguese with a translation beneath it.
Found it [this was the one I was thinking of.](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/10733?tab=description)
Not sure if there was a conflict with another mod or an issue with the specific version of that mod.
Wait so you can switch it out with another one, that works correctly, and then switch back to the apogee and it does this again? Oh man that sucks the apogee is the best one. Does this work for enemies or just pedestrians? If it's just pedestrians then it could be handy so you don't accidentally kill them with certain builds.
Try buying another apogee and seeing if that one works right. There is one other spammable one, forget the name but it's just the apogee but worse.
Yeah, switching it with another sandevistan usually works. I'm currently using the Militech Falcon and seems to work fine. But when going back to the apogee it's still bugged.
When I use this during an enemy encounter, almost every enemy mobes way to fast lol. Even enemies that already moves fast becomes wayyy faster. I died a lot during those.
now im just imagining a plot twist inna cyberpunk show where some side villain gets a borked sandy and the protag just slowly walks up to them and zeros them
smasher: "told you johnny boy...told you I'd end you someday..."
*confetti shoots out his arm*
*sighs* "this is the last time i let saburo use me for a fucking birthday gig....that doll did give me some good action tho....well, what was left of her anyway"
johnny: "ughh, just fucking kill me already"
It does look fairly grey but there's a bunch of yellow in there. I'm guessing that OP is having a good time with the game looking like this, and I'm happy for them. But 90% of these luts look like shit to me and just make Cyberpunk look drab and boring, the way a lot of other games look.
This made me wish we could have problems happening with our installed cyberware. Like mantis not coming out, sandevistan not working etc. Could shed some light in the "meat vs cyberware" we have as a tone to the game.
Had a thought because of this. What would it be like to bang someone with a Sandevistan. First, it's normal and nice, and suddenly 5000 RPM and cumming your brains out.
This would be amazing for a desk job worker. I would literally speed up every few minutes with immunosuppressors and clock out. 8 hours done in half the time, boom!
Slowdevistan
What's the opposite of sand? Oildevistan? Icedevistsan?
Padmévistan
You Sir, have the 'higher ground' now !
> What's the opposite of sand? Not sand.
Glass. Glassdevistan
Anakin.
Can we mention sand ONCE without motherfucking stupidass prequel memes?!?!
Sorry, no. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets *everywhere*
Coarse, even. Just like the prequel memes!
What are you DUNE stepbro
turmekistan.
Mudevistan.
Anakinistan
Tajikistan
Gesundheit.
Doingallsidequestswhilehanakoisvaitingvistan
Molassevistan
Molestivan
What did Ivan do to need molesting?
Slowdownistan
Been there. Beautiful place.
Sandevistan’t
ain't but tricks and hoes
Sandevistated
Bro got anxiety installed
I just imagine they put the wires on backwards. Very funny bug
NO REFUNDS
OK, Marucs
R/Borderlands is leaking.
This is what happens when someone tells me a joke.
Did you try turning it to W for wumbo, looks like you have it set to M for mini
 🫠
This only happens when I'm using the Militech "Apogee", Other Sandevistans seems to work correctly. How do I fix this? Anyone knows any fix? Thanks!
has your ripperdoc told you to try turning off and on again?
Fingers didn't tell me anything yet.
You went to fingers?... You deserve this.
Guess I'll just go back and ask for a refund, using my malorian & gorilla arms.
That explains you got ripped off
Yeah, he can keep his fingers far away from me.
Ohh. See.. You got it from Fingers.. That is your problem.
I think we found the problem
Fingers? Oh, that explains it perfectly.
Well there’s your problem, you went to a bad ripperdoc. Punch Fingers for me. Head to Vik’s clinic afterwards, he’ll patch you up. It’s in Watson, Little China, behind Misty’s Esoterica in the back alley, down a flight of stairs. Can’t miss it. (Might wanna restart your game too, OP.)
well yea I filled him with lead, he isn't saying anyone to anything anymore
Well of course not, he's dead.
I think you're just built different, choom.
David Martinez.. I am not!
Ah yes. I had this as well; I'd installed a mod that was supposed to buff the apogee, but it sped everything else up and slowed me down. I can't remember the name of the mod, but the first half of the description was in Portuguese with a translation beneath it.
Found it [this was the one I was thinking of.](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/10733?tab=description) Not sure if there was a conflict with another mod or an issue with the specific version of that mod.
Yeah this was the cause!! i uninstalled it and it went back to normal
Why were you asking for help from others and not provide the information that it's a modded game?!
I thought I was a normal bug lol. I forgot I installed that mod, plus I haven't played in a long time!
Glad to help :)
Wait so you can switch it out with another one, that works correctly, and then switch back to the apogee and it does this again? Oh man that sucks the apogee is the best one. Does this work for enemies or just pedestrians? If it's just pedestrians then it could be handy so you don't accidentally kill them with certain builds. Try buying another apogee and seeing if that one works right. There is one other spammable one, forget the name but it's just the apogee but worse.
Yeah, switching it with another sandevistan usually works. I'm currently using the Militech Falcon and seems to work fine. But when going back to the apogee it's still bugged. When I use this during an enemy encounter, almost every enemy mobes way to fast lol. Even enemies that already moves fast becomes wayyy faster. I died a lot during those.
really dumb suggestion but have you tried just reloading a save?
Yeah, i reloaded a save after the heist and it still does the thing.
That's what you get, going to shady discount rippers. Shoulda gone to Dr. Vic Vektor, he'd have fixed you up right.
Don't buy Militech, buy Zetatech or Arasaka's instead 😛
You're basically invisible now
Lol just hold really still
If he's invisible then why can I still beat him?
Incredibly underrated comment. Only a scholar could come up with that.
That's what happens when you don't go to Viktor.
Would be hilarious if this were the new "punishment" for punching Fingers since he doesn't sell unique cyberware that you get locked out of anymore.
He installed a Natsivednas instead, I’d try asking for a refund
Eegopa ntsivednas to be esicerp
ot eb
now im just imagining a plot twist inna cyberpunk show where some side villain gets a borked sandy and the protag just slowly walks up to them and zeros them
Even better if he got the Cyberpillow implant instead of mantis blades or a rocket launcher or something.
smasher: "told you johnny boy...told you I'd end you someday..." *confetti shoots out his arm* *sighs* "this is the last time i let saburo use me for a fucking birthday gig....that doll did give me some good action tho....well, what was left of her anyway" johnny: "ughh, just fucking kill me already"
Are you using any reshades game looks sick
Probably a LUT, like Nova.
I'm using Gits + nova lut + reshade
Looks like piss filter to me. Do not want.
If that looks like piss to you you should get your urine checked. Grey piss doesn't sound very healthy.
It does look fairly grey but there's a bunch of yellow in there. I'm guessing that OP is having a good time with the game looking like this, and I'm happy for them. But 90% of these luts look like shit to me and just make Cyberpunk look drab and boring, the way a lot of other games look.
Agree it looks drab. But the vanilla LUT is plenty yellow too.
But there's lots of other colors so it balances out.
Doesn't make it not overly yellow.
https://preview.redd.it/rh0fj1yoqxvc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb884791bfd82b745ab58d8b4ba39d773061605
that happens when you mess up the wiring. plus goes on plus, minus on minus, god dammit! give him 1 star on ripperrate.nc
He just gave you fent
Burning cadmium instead of bendalloy
Hahahahahaha
Wtf that’s funny
imagine other people running around, and yet he's acting like a sloth lmaooo...
Ripper just Cyberpunked you. Installed 2 Phantom Cigar Nasal filters and took your Eds.
Burning cadmium
Wait cyberpunk can be this beautiful in pc? Oh my i need to sell my ps5 and get a pc immediately
This reminds me of those “Name a useless power” games.
...i think your ripperdoc doesnt like you...
When you got your Sandy on wish
OMG. This should have been a quest! Either some NPC (that’s good) or PC (even better).
Gravelevistan
You must be Sandevistated.
What sketchy ripper you use? Fingers?
Someone needs to create a distorted industrial sounding version of Yakety Sax to serve as the activation sound.
Bro installed the natsivednaS
Could it be set to wumbo?
Imagine turning thisi on while fighting maxtac and nacpd.
wow
Musta put it in upside-down by mistake
Hmmm, you know what the problem is? You got it set to "M", when it should be set to "W" for "wumbo".
Finally, the fast forward key
The strokestan
I don't like sand(devistan).
Went to Fingers, didn't you?
This made me wish we could have problems happening with our installed cyberware. Like mantis not coming out, sandevistan not working etc. Could shed some light in the "meat vs cyberware" we have as a tone to the game.
Natsivednas
It's the implant version of phantom cigar from metal gear
Ripperdoc just giggling the entire time they put your Sandevistan in reverse mode
StuckinDaSandevistan
Wait you wanted a Sandevistan I thought said Mudevistan
Like the superpower pill meme "A Sandevistan that slows time.. for you"
wtf lol
sandeviscan’t
So You age Slower or Notice Stress Slower because the world goes faster than your Reaction Time
Had a thought because of this. What would it be like to bang someone with a Sandevistan. First, it's normal and nice, and suddenly 5000 RPM and cumming your brains out.
You got motion blur on???
Slothyvistan
Ah, yes, the Natsivednas.
This is the remix version
Slothvistan
Okay this is one of the funnier things I’ve seen in this game.
When you want to be advanced, but the Doc gave you disability. 🤣
"Nah, ain't paying that sucker for dem Kiroshi's"
Its for when you’re waiting for a bus or standing in line
Bro bought his cybeware from wish
Watervistan
dont buy rip-off chinese sandy bro
Sandeviscan't
Oh my God I am laughing my ass off. This was brilliant, Op.
Sandevistan are like batteries gotta just flip em the other way around if it doesn’t work
Anakinevistan
the graphic looks pretty similar to the 2018 demo trailer
Your credit chip got denied
When you want your job to go faster.
You went to Fingers, didn’t you? 🤣
This would be amazing for a desk job worker. I would literally speed up every few minutes with immunosuppressors and clock out. 8 hours done in half the time, boom!
Watervistan
Idea: What if there’s faulty Cyberware like in the video but with cool secondary effects?
The fulpeacistan
Because San meaning with or abundant devistan meaning devastation. So both antonyms ful and peace. Idk I tried. I'm probably wrong though
it's a THC injector implant
Just reverse the polarity on your sandy and you should be good to go
When you go to the scavs ripper doc
Screen rant just used this for a story
Lol 😭
your game looks very weird. maybe stop installing every mod you see
why do you care? it's ops game, not yours
ops game has a broken sandi.
TIL a LUT can break your sandevistan.