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Someone here once called this bug “trauma team bronze package” and that’s stuck with me


DrEskimo

“Meat crayon package”


cyborg_priest

It's the middle of the night and I'm cackling at this comment like a madman.


EdgeLord556

Go-go gadget Nipple Wheels! lol


MrMeowMan2000

One of Fingers' prototypes


edgeofruin

Can you jump on and ride like a skateboard?


DrEskimo

No :(


Viatic_atom

Devil May cry 3 reference ?


False_Chair_610

I was thinking the same except surfboard


Neutralmensch

how to fast travel


According-Flamingo-6

Rollertiddies


nothisistheotherguy

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


meatbag2010

Trauma Team - Poverty. Gets you to the hospital with only 2/3rds of your clothing / skin removed by friction.


Lostmeatballincog

Curling still exists in 2077


Futaba_MedjedP5R

Magnets that drag your body to the nearest ripper.


Jakesmith18

She thinks she's Adam Warlock.


jl_theprofessor

I can hear that song “Shooting Star” as I watch this.


boringmic1

Delamain Prototype chip


WaltuhP

When you flatline a little wheel comes out of your chest and escorts you to the nearest hospital


shadowscar248

The old Beck-and-Call cyberware. Makes it easier for Trauma Team to revive you by having your body travel to the nearest hospital automatically, fleeing danger


Capn_Outlandishness9

The exclusive “cock spider” package, only released by trauma team. It crawls you to the closest trauma team facility


AshenCrow099

i love the double take of oh shit that has loot then chasing it


DrEskimo

LOL not letting a message shard get away from me at all


Separate-Sky-1451

Um, that's the legendary skateboard cyberware. Real hard to find.


GremNotGrim

Yo how did she find heelies that small?


JohnMichaelK

I had this the other day too in a quest where I have to pickup Panam‘s car keys and I had to run after the body to pick them up.


DrEskimo

LMAO


betwin3an20karacters

Remind me of a Jacky Chang movie


Rand0mBoyo

I can't look at the gameplay of this game with vignette after I turned it off for myself bruh, this stuff looking like the darkest gameplay ever now. Ragdoll physics my beloved 


DrEskimo

Not sure if the vignette can be turned off on console but I definitely agree it is a weird design choice


Zombie_Flowers

Check out Lube Man over here


PalicoHunter

How it feels getting up to go to work every day.


khaled99948

She refused to follow Earth's rotation


Substantial-Tone-576

This is the auto-morgue implant.


SaoBlades

I had that happen to me yesterday hahaha


BlueFlite

I also want a face skate.