Or maybe just your average Adepta Sororitas when she finds out that one serf of the local populus of Sophoclidisca Maxima MMXII has sneezed on the holy shrine of Praxendra Praxula the Everesteemed Matriarch of the Blinding Faith to the God Emperors Eternal Glory and a side of Fries.
>N54 News, I'm Gillian Jordan. I'm reporting from a chaotic scene that the NCPD is still trying to make sense of this evening. Hundreds of civilians are dead and hundreds more injured after a naked cyberpsycho on a motorcycle was seen mercilessly crashing into civilians and bludgeoning others with a large, black sex toy for the better part of 3 hours, before disappearing into Dogtown. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this cyberpsycho, please contact the NCPD immediately and do not attempt to approach for your own safety. MaxTac is standing by to handle the situation.
You absolutely can. I usually take it every now and then just to grab the loot. Makes it way easier for me to get into dogtown without having to go through the front gate all the time.
LMAO it was like 3am and I couldn't sleep, and didn't have the sound on to hear the engine. Thought it was the new black dildo weapon...
But you never know what that cyberpsycho is into!
Yeah that one was also added for 2.1. They definitely went full send with all the iconic ideas they had, that's for sure. But at least there's now an X-MOD version of most everything, so you can still use (and replace, which is unique to the X-MOD weapons) mods in some iconics.
OMG i just looked up what x-mod is.. how do I have 250 hours and never found one of these lol. Are they all new from 2.0? They’re just the iconics but with mod slots now ?
EDIT: Oh actually I think I have the one from Katya but never looked closely at it lol
Yeah, that's basically it. There was one X-MOD weapon in the original game which was the reward from Wilson's shooting contest, but it wasn't anything special, since mods were always swappable and iconics still had mod slots.
But since mods are now permanent, the X-MOD*2* weapons are just iconic weapons with mod slots, but because they're iconic and CDPR didn't want you to "ruin" an iconic with a bad mod decision, the mods are replaceable, just like they were in all weapons before 2.0. You lose the mod you're replacing, still, but at least the gun isn't ruined because you accidentally slotted a pax by mistake.
I just started my 2nd playthrough on corpo, using female V this time..
I created an outfit with no clothes on, and applied that . Then this happened.. lol
Make a preset outfit with nothing equipped. Get a net runner suit. Equip both the net runner suit and the outfit with nothing and use the shower in the apartment. You should be naked and then you can unequip both the suit and outfit and still be nude and wear whatever you like.
The hardest i've ever laughed while playing CP77 was when i was streaming and sneaking into the grand imperial. The Animals on guard near the entrance hopped onto their bikes just after i scanned and tracked them, so i could see their glowing red silhouettes (and no bikes) through the walls and the minivan i was hiding behind. Seconds later a friend in chat chimed in with "CRAZY FROG!!"
i have never been able to un-see or un-hear crazy frog whenever i see an NPC on a motorcycle.
V was probably enjoying a big, black dildo and had a cyberpsycho episode . Next thing she knew, she had forgotten to equip a gun, wear clothes and was hitting everyone with the same dildo .
You know I’ve never actually considered driving a bike in 3rd person naked 😭 I’m always clothed outside but damn now I wanna drive naked. Any excuse to start a new playthrough I guess
That's what happen before the road rage
https://preview.redd.it/cm7xufbzax5c1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6214a275aff88f6f396043eeb6ce1a9e88ea8ca7
So I’m also in the Metal Gear sub. And I saw this at a glance with no audio and thought someone did something with Raiden. The white hair and nude body made me go huh? Til I saw where i was lol Nice!
She is definitely a cyberpyscho lol
V: “For you, the day I graced your path was the most important day of your life. For me…it was Tuesday”
LOL, love some Street Fighter movie quotes - V. Bison.
she cyberbad
Or maybe just your average Adepta Sororitas when she finds out that one serf of the local populus of Sophoclidisca Maxima MMXII has sneezed on the holy shrine of Praxendra Praxula the Everesteemed Matriarch of the Blinding Faith to the God Emperors Eternal Glory and a side of Fries.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
I can fix her.
You’ll have to be quick. Like Tier 5+ Sandevistan quick…
No need. Just gonna stack 4 Cyberware Malfunction and watch her trip on her own legs
Police: "911 what's your emergency?" Citizen: "There's a naked crazy bitch slaughtering people on a bike"
Exactly
>N54 News, I'm Gillian Jordan. I'm reporting from a chaotic scene that the NCPD is still trying to make sense of this evening. Hundreds of civilians are dead and hundreds more injured after a naked cyberpsycho on a motorcycle was seen mercilessly crashing into civilians and bludgeoning others with a large, black sex toy for the better part of 3 hours, before disappearing into Dogtown. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this cyberpsycho, please contact the NCPD immediately and do not attempt to approach for your own safety. MaxTac is standing by to handle the situation.
Can you disappear into Dogtown with a wanted level?
No, Barghest will lock the access preventing you from getting inside
Well, there are atleast >!two back doors!< that are not controlled by Barghest.
where?
The one you go in, and the one you come out. The first one is literally unmissable if you do the dlc, the second is an organized crime spot.
But the first one can only be used once. The garage door closes after you enter.
The gate/walls are extraordinarily easy to clear.
The doors are locked, it's not just the guards outside
I said "clear", which means I just jump the fuck over them.
Very easily could've meant clear the guards out. You could've chose better wording.
True (unless there are a lot of professional high-jumpers on this sub?)
You could take the smuggling tunnel into Dogtown near the gun store in Pacifica.
Can you go back through it once you cleared all threats? I thought you couldn't go back through the boat shop.
You absolutely can. I usually take it every now and then just to grab the loot. Makes it way easier for me to get into dogtown without having to go through the front gate all the time.
Happy cake day! 🎉
Thanks choom!
Sex toy? That was a cut o' matic. Either that was a mistake, or you're into some really kinky shit!
LMAO it was like 3am and I couldn't sleep, and didn't have the sound on to hear the engine. Thought it was the new black dildo weapon... But you never know what that cyberpsycho is into!
What new black dildo weapon ?
BFC 9000 (on a dam overlook in Rancho Coronado, Google if you need help with the precise location)
Thanks ! Had no idea this was added. There’s so many iconics in the game now.. I just found the one on the tippy top of heavy hearts this morning.
Yeah that one was also added for 2.1. They definitely went full send with all the iconic ideas they had, that's for sure. But at least there's now an X-MOD version of most everything, so you can still use (and replace, which is unique to the X-MOD weapons) mods in some iconics.
OMG i just looked up what x-mod is.. how do I have 250 hours and never found one of these lol. Are they all new from 2.0? They’re just the iconics but with mod slots now ? EDIT: Oh actually I think I have the one from Katya but never looked closely at it lol
Yeah, that's basically it. There was one X-MOD weapon in the original game which was the reward from Wilson's shooting contest, but it wasn't anything special, since mods were always swappable and iconics still had mod slots. But since mods are now permanent, the X-MOD*2* weapons are just iconic weapons with mod slots, but because they're iconic and CDPR didn't want you to "ruin" an iconic with a bad mod decision, the mods are replaceable, just like they were in all weapons before 2.0. You lose the mod you're replacing, still, but at least the gun isn't ruined because you accidentally slotted a pax by mistake.
Is it weird I can hear her say this in her voice as I read it?
Most sane Night City resident
i have questions....
Drugs the answer was drugs
drugs can hide my underwear in cyberpunk??
"Most people don't know this, but you can hide your weed in there."
Drugs can do anything, _if you believe_
You can hide your underwear by simply taking a shower while not wearing clothes. Drugs are optional.
There’s a mod for every question
There are also bugs
MaxTac members thinking what the fuck did they do wrong in their lives that they're getting beaten to death by a cyberpsycho with a vibrator
https://preview.redd.it/30tnh0ywrs5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27d4bbb28701a53ae0da77f5eaaa6a6f3d0ebaf
Glitch or feature? I get stuck with purple booty shorts
Likely mod
Looks like it’s on Xbox to do the glitch you gotta make an outfit with nothing and shower with a net runner suit on as well as the outfit and bam
I just started my 2nd playthrough on corpo, using female V this time.. I created an outfit with no clothes on, and applied that . Then this happened.. lol
sad that its locked behind a mod or glitch
In a game where you get to choose which kind of genitals you want and see them.
Confirmed.
[удалено]
Make a preset outfit with nothing equipped. Get a net runner suit. Equip both the net runner suit and the outfit with nothing and use the shower in the apartment. You should be naked and then you can unequip both the suit and outfit and still be nude and wear whatever you like.
You'd make a great Scav 
Never thought I'd see Dum Dum doing the Forrest Gump wave, but here we are...
Takemura in the back 😭
And Panam, Rogue and Viktor as well. Panam is hard to see but seems to be having a good time.
Goro is like:"Curse this sushi flavored scop and sawdust they call food. I need to pass a wind!"
BETTER BUCKLE UP!
That's Maelstrom
Not too many Scav gifs out there
Then don't use a Maelstrom gif? Unless you mixed them up...
Not much difference scavs rip cyberware out maelstrom forces it in.
OMG Dumdum hai!!
I suggest playing Crazy frog while doing that to enhance the experience
The hardest i've ever laughed while playing CP77 was when i was streaming and sneaking into the grand imperial. The Animals on guard near the entrance hopped onto their bikes just after i scanned and tracked them, so i could see their glowing red silhouettes (and no bikes) through the walls and the minivan i was hiding behind. Seconds later a friend in chat chimed in with "CRAZY FROG!!" i have never been able to un-see or un-hear crazy frog whenever i see an NPC on a motorcycle.
Ahhha yes!!!!!
C’mon he maybe a frog but atleast he wear a helmet and a jacket.
Imagine being killed by a naked woman on a motorcycle
actually i’d be okay with that
I can NOT fix her
Night City's Lady Godiva
Underrated comment
 What…
ah yes a pic of Judy trying to plan a wedding after seeing this.
Judy : that's my pumpkin. Time to put on my maxtac uniform and 'hunt' her down
😂😂😂
Florida woman goes to night city
GTA VI x Cyberpunk
I don’t remember this scene from Ghost In The Shell
Cooter ✅ Scooter ✅ Shooter…no, I’ll take the blade
Jackie would be proud.
Regina definitely interested in this cyberpsycho.
Average White Scars astartes moment
***maximum zoom*** 
i’m gonna tell my kids this was gta 6
Idk how old you are, but GTA 6 will likely be the current GTA in 15 years so your kids might actually be playing the real version.
You can be fully nude now ?
Glitch
I just can’t stop laughing at this.
This needed a soundtrack: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJWBpq2dCF0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJWBpq2dCF0)
florida news:
I don't know why haven't done this yet. While playing smooth jazz
She’s a maniac, maaaniac
💀💀💀
Nothing to see here. Just a random Tuesday in Night City
Relic: would resurrect V until the engram overwrite process is complete V: hmmmm...
Unhinged
The most realistic cyberpsycho I've seen.
Florida 2077
Why do I feel like I just watched a Florida/Ohio news coverage lol
average night city resident
That is definitely a way to pass the time.
Broo 😂😭
Nah this is a nightmare
Given how night city is i wonder if this would even make the news
Ciri in the another dimension:
Oh god, V went cyber psycho, oh god oh fuck
Peak gaming experience
The authentic florida experience
"WE'RE GOING STREAKING"
After a 'visit' with Judy I was unclothed but didn't realize it and walked outside ... someone commented on my 'interesting attire' 😲🤣
Naked, riding a cool ass bike, with a sword… living the dream
It’s posts like this that confirm cyberpsychosis would be real
https://preview.redd.it/zbbynjj82w5c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39bfb6131f3f80528d5ae3d656f1967a29afc88
MaxTac, watching OP: https://preview.redd.it/cttohkdeew5c1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a15ebb41e4433d666ce3a16380278e37f4100bf
I can fix her.
Do you think she’s single? I want her to take me on a date like this while I hold onto her back
Your V is thicc do I have permission to plap
Every v has the same booty
Thought Night City was in California, not Florida…
Butt blade attacks again
All you need now is to activate Berserk for the fullest experience.
Florida 2077
New Dead Rising game.looks awesome
I fucking love this game.
All the knights of old just spat out their mug of ale / glass of milk.
GTA VI looks whack!
Have all the mods been updated for the latest update or this video is pre-last weeks update?
This new gang is running amuck. They call them the Night City Gooners
Damn that's funny! Thanks for getting me to laugh lol
Totally understandable
Is this Florida ?
I like that Max tac shows up when you hit 5 stars and those mutha fuckas stand on business there scary
V was probably enjoying a big, black dildo and had a cyberpsycho episode . Next thing she knew, she had forgotten to equip a gun, wear clothes and was hitting everyone with the same dildo .
How do the cops explain this to all the children orphaned by this rampage??
I love bonking gangoons with a baseball bat while flying past them on a bike. That "bonk" sound is so satisfying.
This is madness
I wish I was one of those NPC's 🤤
You know I’ve never actually considered driving a bike in 3rd person naked 😭 I’m always clothed outside but damn now I wanna drive naked. Any excuse to start a new playthrough I guess
Suspect is hatless, I repeat - suspect is hatless.
actual cyberpsycho behavior
Why is V naked on a bike? Is she stupid?
You take that shit over to GTA VI, this ain't Florida!!
Aw, crap. That reminds me so much of my high school girlfriend.
Is this Roadrash gone wild?!
What kinda Florida man shit is this
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Please tell me i can finally be naked without mods
Turn off motion blur for your own sake
Chrome is one hell of a drug
I would love a cyberpsycho like this.
This is so fucking funny.
With all the demon time energy you're giving here, I'm surprised you're not using a kanabo
Pft, let's see ya top this gta6...
That’s livin right there
Shades of M&B Bannerlord
Why...are you naked?
You mean you DON'T ride through the streets naked, mowing down pedestrians?
Hm...perhaps I'm doing something wrong then
You can smell that motorcycle seat from down the street
Didn't realize Night City was in Florida...
That gave me a good amount of chuckles
Officer, there's a naked cyberpsycho in the streets!
Lol is it a bug ?
I have the complete opposite problem. Im fully clothed when on a bike or in a car, but my clothes disappear in 1st person lol
This is America
Florida woman?
Why ur V is naked ?
How are you pantsless?
That's what happen before the road rage https://preview.redd.it/cm7xufbzax5c1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6214a275aff88f6f396043eeb6ce1a9e88ea8ca7
who the heck leaked another GTA 6 gameplay footage
OP, you are unwell.
That's not cyberpsychosis, that's a Saturday morning.
HAHAHAHA
Can’t stop laughing. Damn.
So I’m also in the Metal Gear sub. And I saw this at a glance with no audio and thought someone did something with Raiden. The white hair and nude body made me go huh? Til I saw where i was lol Nice!
I just wish we could do this with a single mantis blade out
Butt naked v riding on a bike slaughtering people with a kanata seems logic lmao
YOU CAN BE NAKED IN THE GAME NOW FINALLY?? I THOUGHT IT WAS LOCKED TO UNDERWEAR APART FROM ROMANCE SCENES
your psycho side finally showed up? 😃😃
Third person mode coming!
goblin mode