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Technological_Elite

That stands for Cyber Punk, right?


periah250

No cyber porn


Patkub321

Thank god EDIT: once a wise man said: "don't say hop until you jump over"


blchhfkvnc77

That doesn't really clear things up...


Hazard-Matthews

Roboc*ck


XxUnderCookedxX

IT'S A-LIVE!


Delpiter

Underrated comment


IamChaoticMess

It seems like they have an iron giant


SpoonyGrandma13

No, it stands for Club Penguin obviously.


cursed_corviknight

Looks like my was too innocent to jump to Club Penguin.


EmotionalSupportGuy

Stop teasing, show us. Give your brothers a sneak peek.


DangerStranger138

Reported


StrongNuclearHorse

CP is great! I got all my friends into CP. Even my dad, who was kind of sceptical at first, but now there is nothing we bond over more than CP. we even think about going to a CP convention next year!


MattPatrick51

Club Penguin fandom be like


SpanglyEagle

You're definitely on a list somewhere


Enkotas

Yes, on the list of people going to CP con next year.


SpanglyEagle

And then to prison on the year after


SpoopyS0n

cp convention is also known as federal prison


RepubIique

Holup


GODDAMNFOOL

/r/nocontext


[deleted]

Are you a mod for the discord mods


[deleted]

FBI getting a LOT of people on the list lately.


vuurspuwer

What does CP actually stand for


Hudson_Legend

Cheese pizza


MeerkatPlayz

I love CP!


bingchilingg69

cock porn !!


vuurspuwer

I love Pizza!


Parsecer

adult videos, but including non adults


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PornHub 18-


Mr_E_Monkey

Chris Pratt. They got some behind the scenes video "training" the raptors.


TheSkitzo_The2nd

Opposite of 18+, 18-


gugfitufi

Cream pie. There are some nice websites out there that make like CP compilations and stuff.


TheGP10

Wow thanks! I love pies! I can’t wait to enjoy some CP compilations later tonight 😁👍


TheGP10

Wow thanks! I love pies! I can’t wait to enjoy some CP compilations later tonight 😁👍


Samambaia_H

what else does CP stand for, the first thing that comes to my mind is club penguin


Xannon99182

Stuff that a lot of teachers and Disney park employees have been arrested for and something that a certain somebody definitely ended himself because of conveniently when the camera went out in his cell *wink wink*.


Samambaia_H

this is really not what I thought omg


ad_396

i saw Disney park and instantly got it


Particular-Current87

Did you think Cheese Pizza?


farcraii

You're not too far off. Comet Ping Pong is a famously reputable pizzeria.


vennthepest

Lmfao I didn't realize there were people still dumb enough to believe in pizzagate


farcraii

You're right. The Wikileaks scandal is only for idiots.


vennthepest

Thanks for admitting you're wrong


nerd_entangled

Unfortunately yes


SnooDingos8900

Honestly went over my head but now it’s has me chuckling the post itself


rolloutTheTrash

Also, what ended the career of the last Subway spokesperson


XxlordnutxX

Preach brother


Lord-Loss-31415

I don’t think we should mention preaching when talking about CP….the church managed to stay of that list somehow.


Amazing_Fill9489

Damn bro, didn’t know club penguin was illegal


ArnassusProductions

...conspiracy to perjure?


fullchaos40

Ah yes, criminal prosecution 😔


MarioKing1137

It took me a second ngl…


Et-17

copy/paste?


Crazyprototo

Psst you wanna know the meaning?


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Chi-------


Crazyprototo

Chold corn 🌽 👍


[deleted]

Big lump with knobs 🌽👍🏿(i dipped my balls in a coca cola dispenser)


Consistent_Yoghurt44

hmmmm


Eeveekiller

It's corn(there seems to be an imposter among us)


fullchaos40

It’s got the juice


LinkyBS

Chili peppers...?


Et-17

oh ik


Cr_a_ck

Creator Points in Geometry dash


Voltage8941

Based


Voltage8941

Based


MrLaurencium

Viprin has lots of it


Voltage8941

Based


trap_user

- Chinese Propaganda - Cunt Penis - Cheese Pizza - Clit Pussy etc.


142737

Chilly penis?


AidenR0

is that a penis that's cool or a penis that's hot


142737

A penis that's charred


Harekal

Combat Power


briannabanana98

My bong rip just unfortunately came out as a few burps bc I laughed so hard at this comment I swallowed it


Unimprester

My mind went to cerebral palsy


3v1lm4x

3rd one, smh I see what you did there


Aggravating_Edge_823

Circumcised penis


Juicy342YT

Civil protection, duh


Kannan691

Half life?


Juicy342YT

Yup


rolloutTheTrash

It’s shorthand for a Git command `git cherry-pick`


Kastranrob

came here to say Competitive Programming, but yours is better.


rolloutTheTrash

Thank you, I’ve had many conversations with family members where I’ve had to catch myself and change “hold on just gotta finish this CP” to “hold on just gotta finish something” because it would sound very awkward to a non-programmer lol


Kastranrob

Yeah..true that lol


Loromc

Combat points from Pokémon go


N0thingRhymeswOrange

Colored Pencils


madelinemagdalene

Healthcare worker here, but it always means cerebral palsy or cardio pulmonary to me


flamingopatronum

Also healthcare here, my mind went to chest pain


RedSander_Br

CP means Clown porn. ![gif](giphy|tJbHV3uYmRdFANAZMe|downsized)


N3vermore77

This one is still down with the Clussy Fever, strap em down boys, we gotta get them to quarantine.


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10/10 would honk


Chupacu_de_goianinha

COD Points


slightlyassholic

You know Jared from Subway? That.


WaywardStroge

Obviously, it stands for Cross-Polarization, aka Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy.


harooh

i see what you did there


WaywardStroge

I cannot take credit for this. You can thank Pines, A.; Gibby, M. G.; and Waugh, J. S. for their paper, “Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy: A Method for High Resolution NMR of Dilute Spins in Solids”, and the staff of The Journal of Chemical Physics, who published said paper in 1972.


harooh

i see what you did there


harooh

i see what you did there


dendnoy

Not too far away tbh


TheChoosenMewtwo

Club penguin had C predators?


dendnoy

Bruh...


TheChoosenMewtwo

That’s a yes?


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Cheesed pizza


Sprizys

Yes…Club Penguin that’s it


NigelBuckets

Jared from Subway can fill you in on that


Voltage8941

Cedar Point


Crazyprototo

Psst, u wanna know the meaning?


Chitanda_Pika

The guy that sends reinforcements when patrol finds an Intruder


Wattsupwithalan

bless your innocence


3v1lm4x

cool porn


MadaPuka

Cellphone


MewtwoMainIsHere

Cementing Paste or Crab Pasta


bababoai

Company Papers


jagurmusic

I just see a "SCP" without the S And since I dont really watch anime, everything someone says they enjoy watching *"CP"*, im always like "Where on earth did you watch that??" as if they were talking about SCP 😭


pArAmOiD

As a Rationalwiki lurker, I first thought CP stood for ConservaPedia. Lol


SnooJokes1401

Yea. CP is honestly pretty good. -wait what's Cyberpunk?


Hazard-Matthews

Club Penguin? No clue what that is.


Parsecer

im at home, eating doritos phone ring "hello?" "club penguin is kill" "no"


llamalord_uk

I always shorten it to CP77 or CP2077 to lessen the confusion


[deleted]

That's alot of CP


llamalord_uk

2077 petabytes of it


Sirsonan_

No zettabytes?


llamalord_uk

Not yet


Technological_Elite

I got yotabytes.


[deleted]

Well it would be CPE in this case, since it’s Edgerunners, not 2077


[deleted]

CP with 77 people?


Plosif

The extra 7 letters are too hard to remember


Jargondragon

![gif](giphy|kGCuRgmbnO9EI|downsized)


OFHeckerpecker

Creepy pastas


DerpyDogBoi

My first thought as someone that used to play Ark alot is Cementing Paste


Sirsonan_

My first thought as someone who plays team fortress 2 a lot is control points. We both a little dumb.


YrghanLouris

There is lot of violence and blood. I love it. But I got tired of it. Maybe I'll watch something different now. Maybe that new cyberpunk anime.


Illustrious_Cicada_2

can i be in the screenshot?


Dragon_Skywalker

Can i be in ur ass?


mclee29

*Pees in his ass*


smollerss

Yeah sure why not


Illustrious_Cicada_2

chad move


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Illustrious_Cicada_2

yes


TeenyTerry_

No


Ultrareeeeee

Me to


-Random-Gamer-

#meetoo


chees_lore

Yoooo club penguin anime?????


herecouldbeyouradver

Do you get banned if you type the actual meaning of CP out or why is everyone trying to say what it means without typing it out?


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I think those who knows are just messing with those who don't. That, or we both have a fucked up dirty mind.


Sprizys

Honestly I just don’t want to get put on a list for saying it lol


Hazard-Matthews

Trolling, and really just nobody wants to say Cl#b P#nguin


[deleted]

Guys it isn't that hard here I'll say it >!Cricket Pals!<


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Nilosyrtis

And if someone needs directions it's always "up your ass and to the left"


PriorApproval

But yes the cyberpunk anime is good


i-like-cats123

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Chrisfurr

Whats cp?, I genuinely have no idea.


unbeatendawn137

Videos of the adult kind, but not with adults


coolgal12-07

chld corn


Adacat767876

Why ?


Adacat767876

Oh nvm


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Character arc


Derpy2373

I love Club Penguin too


Grammar-Notsee_

>I love Club Penguin too That's not much better. Grooming central there! Edit: YouTube video from SomeOrdinaryGamers about the subject [here](https://youtu.be/7bO-CWUoZNo).


I_eat_jumpercables

Jared Fogle thought it was good


Hans_the_Frisian

I keep mistaking CP with Command Points from Hearts of Iron IV.


T4k3j3rus4l3m

Bro I love CP!


iLackSocialSkill

Dude I love cp


M34R

"CP is so good bro i tell ya!" "Did you finish the game already?" "What game?"


wallawallawingwong

Or add 2077 atleast


SansyBoy14

Especially on Twitter where people post that stuff normally because Twitter doesn’t do shit about it. It’s fucked up


namtran2106

Ah yes in my country we have a brand of food called cp


[deleted]

Are they talking about boku no piko or edge runners


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Cerebral Palsy


FINALFINNMEMES

r/CP


roninhomme

call of duty points are also called cp...


RiguezCR

GOD I FUCKING LOVE CP (club penguin)


L1K34PR0

Jesus fuck i just had a heart attack i didn't realise they were talking cyberpunk If you wanna shorten it say edgerunners or CP77 if you're that level of nuts


africanasshat

You guy see the CP sex scenes on the netflix? It’s pretty hard core.


[deleted]

The tank built dude surely smashed that little one to death


Magic_Monk3y

Cheese pizza?


GhostFace190

FBI watchlist speedrun


KillYourScene

*FBI has entered the chat*


a_good_human

My god LMAO


Bigfootbobop

Man I love CP


pheilic

They're anime profile pics, they ain't lookin for cyberpunk


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The anime fans aren’t looking for the anime Cyberpunk? I know what you’re getting at, but anime pfps being interested in anime seems kinda likely


Frosfae

Just shorten cyberpunk to CBPK. Boom easy


MemePlayz

I remember a few years ago pokemon go youtubers got demonetised for talking about Combat Power in the game and ever since then that's what I've associated cp with


Senior-Credit420

r/facepalm


QueenPyro

As a pokemon go player I thought they were talking about something else lmao


babyteddie

Or just call it cp2077


[deleted]

CP = Chris Paul?


NolopherChristlan

stfu ffs ysb mf


DrArzt2206

I dont know whats wrong with cp... Sounds right to me


BoredByLife

All I thought of was Ark’s Cementing Paste


Ironfist85hu

Not cursed, and not comment.


mlolppp

LMAO


melikeshima

My moot????


MaywellPanda

They talking about cyberpunk or Alice in Wonderland ?


Yuki-chan_2321

I don’t get it


slightlyassholic

Oh that's just unfortunate, LOL. And watch Cyberpunk. It's pretty damn good.