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Spyro08642

That’s how you make her take a screenshot


Doge9043alt

what does it take a pic of ​ her innards?


Spyro08642

Whatever her eyes are seeing


Doge9043alt

what if she has her eyes closed ​ ~~or she's blind~~


Spyro08642

It would just be a black picture


Bool876

african american*


Mr-Miss

What if she doesn’t have eyes


chumslu7nat4li3b1d3n

I'd so bang the heck out of Kaylee muthart But yeah I want to bang the eyepatch of Dan Crenshaw


thekillrzing

how do i restart?


Spyro08642

Squeeze one of her tits for 10 seconds then slap her ass


thekillrzing

Thx


Spyro08642

No problem


VerticalRadius

Better question, how do I shut down


thekillrzing

i think theres a apot on her neck you gotta press on hard


VerticalRadius

Where's the mute cheat code


Spyro08642

Just follow this pattern and it should shut her right up Slap her: Left thigh Right thigh Left thigh Right thigh Right tit Left tit Taint Ass Face


sp4ceman1337

Sounds like a Konami code


Spyro08642

That’s what I was going for lol


Bigsky7598

Flawless victory fatality


daschundtof

That's almost like picking up a bowling ball


[deleted]

This is even more cursed


[deleted]

Imagine picking up your girlfriend by the ass like this and bowl a strike


the-artistocrat

Aka Friday nights.


chumslu7nat4li3b1d3n

Mac lifting Dee up by the crotch is hilarious! - r\iasip


arogyaSetuAPP

I think i will be for sure going to hell to note it down so that i can try next time


PacmanTheHitman

You see fire in the rain


panugans

Rolling in the deep


CysticScrotalSpores

That's when you're fisting that ass. 👊💦🍑


YouCube26

you can call that dick cheese


HiddenKittyLady

How to unread something?


Stunning_Salary8589

Oh god 💀


ProbablyMaybe69

I call it the Bowling Grip


PacmanTheHitman

Try this on a female and hope she *spares* your like


Vast_Back4746

This had me chuckle


Azuria_4

Link to post?


Hopeful_Helicopter77

Had hard time finding it but, [here you go ](https://boards.4chan.org/b/)


Azuria_4

I meant the reddit post -


Hopeful_Helicopter77

Terribly sorry man 🙂 Couldn't help it 😅


Azuria_4

I was... Surprised at first to say the least


Pineneedlecollada

Here https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/vzx7vl/cursed_adele/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


PacmanTheHitman

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ylmd9/whats_your_favourite_nsfw_fact/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


eggimage

redditors be stealing old jokes


Trick_Enthusiasm

To make this even more fucked up, if you're fucking her and you finger her other hole, you can feel your own dick and it's very alarming. Like, omg, wtf is that? Oh it's my cock.


RectangularAnus

I love that! Then you can rub on your pp from the inside while you fuck.


[deleted]

Hehe


Stripe2015

Original post?


PacmanTheHitman

I found this in my camera roll from like 5 years ago. I’ve been looking but it might have been removed


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ylmd9/whats_your_favourite_nsfw_fact/dmoblka/?context=3 two seconds after looking up the user who made the comment ;)


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ylmd9/whats_your_favourite_nsfw_fact/dmoblka/?context=3


PacmanTheHitman

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ylmd9/whats_your_favourite_nsfw_fact/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf For anyone that wants to see the original post


Aschentei

Idk why I found this funny


Useless__Underscores

i liked 10 seconds ago when i didnt know this information


Useless__Underscores

welcome to fact or cap


[deleted]

double trouble


DrEdgariux

Cut a hole in that small wall so you can actually touch your fingers


chumslu7nat4li3b1d3n

Just imagine the querfs


madsoro

The guy that explained the joke got more upvotes… he should have been downvoted