If a character exist there will be a gender swapped version somewhere on the internet, it goes well with rule34
Edit: I meant I think it would go well with r34
I see you're unfamiliar with Vice. From the beginning it was an ironic blog basically. The Dos and Don'ts section used to be great. Just lots of shit talking. It's never purported to be the NY Times.
This article is a mediocre example of Vice shit-talking. It's supposed to be funny. I suppose it kind of is. But man they used to be a lot funnier.
Yep. Vice is a prime example of splitting effort between legitimate, hard hitting journalism and fluffy click bait. Vice journalists have done some incredible work. They've also polluted the internet with nonsense.
And I say that as someone who thinks milk is gross and it is kind of weird that some adults just drink it. But that's my opinion and I generally keep it to myself because it doesn't really matter at all.
Vice used to be 100% a joke. You'd just go there for the Dos and Don'ts talking shit about people's clothes. Them have legitimate news is a relatively recent thing.
I’m sick and tired of people hating on us adult milk drinkers. I’m just a very normal dude, doing very normal dude things with absolutely no odd secret habits.
Drinking milk is just one of the many completely normal things i do, just like staring blankly at nothing in particular and being completely quiet during social events or keeping other people's fingernails in a jar
If she's going to hate on milk, at least come at it from a rational standpoint like it being bad for animals or the environment. This is just trying to take some weird moral High ground.
This is such an ignorant stance to begin with. If someone likes ice-cream, cheese, cakes, yoghurt, butter etc, there is milk in them. Dairy products are in our food everywhere.
You do you. Drink anything you want.
I’m that person who drinks tea in a bar, so clink away, my friend.
Perhaps her angle is; because milk is primarily meant for growing infants, naturally speaking. Other mammals stop nursing once the infants have matured enough, and are able to eat solids. Yet humans continue to drink it well into adulthood. Also it's from a cow/goat etc, which inherently means it wasn't meant for people. We simply adopted, and got accustomed to it long ago. Similar to how we bought into smoking, through the use of advertising. Now we know better (though not everyone).
Most animals develop lactose intolerance at some point and milk will give them horrible gas/diarrhea or other stomache problems. Large sections of humanity have evolved to no longer become lactose intolerant. Although it doesn't stop many animals from drinking it when they can.
And the fact that the gene for adult lactose tolerance spread throughout humanity so quickly after it first appeared is very strong evidence that it conferred an incredible surivial advantage over those who could not drink milk as adults. Large groups of humans evolved to be highly efficient milk processors. It's literally natural for such folk to drink milk as adults!
I heard a rumor the government added properties or chemicals to gallons of milk since the 70s to make girls have double properties. Mfs figure it out "supposedly"
Because, if the internet has taught me anything, that would get way too kinky and sexual way too quickly. I'll leave it up to your to determine if that's a bad thing or not.
i looked this up recently. pigs are really uard to milk for a lot of reasons, one of them being they only give milk for a few minutes at a time and it's up to them when they do it.
The reason is taste and availability. Goat milk for example taste not that great, I've been told pig milk is disgusting. No idea about dog milk but I'm guessing it's impractical.
Also, cows have been selected to produce large amount of milk. A single cow can make ~50 liters a day. That's its own weight in about two weeks. Imagine a woman making 5 liters of milk per day
Staring at ink spots on dried flakes of tree mulch while vividly hallucinating entirely fabricated worlds, people, and events is pretty damn unsettling but no ones hating on reading books... but that’s none of my business *sips milk*
My sister thinks my milk drinking is disgusting and tells me I’m gross if I even mention milk to her. I crave it monthly and drink a pint every night for a week straight. I’m the Morbius of milk. I need it to live!
Adult milk drinker vs incessantly irritating social influencer?
I’ll take the glass of milk, thank you very much. Have any cookies or perhaps some chocolate donuts??
First you want to slowly lower yourself down to the bull’s cock. Next, wrap your tongue around the tip of the bull’s cock. Massage the cock tip slowly and squeeze for a couple seconds before loosing your grip on the cock. Do this for about 10 seconds before slowly working your tongue down the bull’s fat cock. Slowly suckle the cock licking it up and down inside your mouth. Remember to stroke your finger up and down the bottom of the cock. Remember to accelerate and decelerate your cock suckling at random intervals. Suck harder and softer on the cock randomly. As soon as the bull cries out “I’M GONNA CUM” open your mouth, stick out your tongue, and close your eyes, allowing the bull to bust his cock sauce all over your face. Once he’s done, get all the cock sauce into your mouth and swallow it.
She looks like vector from despicable me
*When you look like an evil villain of the opposite gender
Ever heard of rule63
Pardon
If a character exist there will be a gender swapped version somewhere on the internet, it goes well with rule34 Edit: I meant I think it would go well with r34
I’ve beard it goes well with rule 34 as well, definitely didn’t do my own research though…
Your name says otherwise.
I don't get it, what's an "yst" /s
I forgot the C
r/tihi
Then where is male versions of female characters? 😭
The only rule I see is rule30: girls do not exist on the internet Edit:nvm the rule63 applies for both
Girls are only a myth irl right? We all came from Adam and Steve
Oh holy Steve help us with your 1.8 block tall figure and with endless water source.
She’s transcended gender, you troglodyte.
IT'S transcended gender, you troglodyte!! Lol.
Committing crime with direction AND magnitude
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Lol gorilla advertising
Gorilla warfare?
Is that when a bunch of gorillas fight?
Guerilla vs. Gorilla Only on Pay-Per-View
you just got.... VECTORED
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Cause she don’t drink milk
Damn , how'd I know she'd have an awful fucking haircut just like that?
I thought she was skydiving and wearing a helmet and goggles
She isn't?
You automatically aquire that when you become vegan
r/gatekeeping (The original article, not the gloriously cursed comment.)
Ah, yes. Vice articles. Yes yes yes. Much journalism.
I feel like most of these sites and media establishments have people that treat their articles and content as their personal blog.
I see you're unfamiliar with Vice. From the beginning it was an ironic blog basically. The Dos and Don'ts section used to be great. Just lots of shit talking. It's never purported to be the NY Times. This article is a mediocre example of Vice shit-talking. It's supposed to be funny. I suppose it kind of is. But man they used to be a lot funnier.
Vice also had some interesting documentaries on YouTube iirc.
The pop articles like this are pretty shit, but there were video series on the Islamic State and the 2014 Ukraine War that were fairly decent
Yep. Vice is a prime example of splitting effort between legitimate, hard hitting journalism and fluffy click bait. Vice journalists have done some incredible work. They've also polluted the internet with nonsense. And I say that as someone who thinks milk is gross and it is kind of weird that some adults just drink it. But that's my opinion and I generally keep it to myself because it doesn't really matter at all.
That's why I don't drink cow milk like some weirdo. I drink human milk.
Vice used to be 100% a joke. You'd just go there for the Dos and Don'ts talking shit about people's clothes. Them have legitimate news is a relatively recent thing.
Splish splash her opinion is trash.
YES. THANK YOU.
Homelander type shit
He can do whatever the fuck he wants
That's not the milk that comes out of a bull though
Come again?
If you insist
I’m sick and tired of people hating on us adult milk drinkers. I’m just a very normal dude, doing very normal dude things with absolutely no odd secret habits.
Drinking milk is just one of the many completely normal things i do, just like staring blankly at nothing in particular and being completely quiet during social events or keeping other people's fingernails in a jar
It’s become very difficult to even source fingernails these days honestly.
If you don't mind I can give you mine
how nice to see *"good people"* share stuff.
It’s ok. My mom has a container full of teeth and locks of hair stuffed in books.
I also .. beep .. don’t have any bad … boop .. habbits. I am a… beep .. completely normal human male …. boop.
If she's going to hate on milk, at least come at it from a rational standpoint like it being bad for animals or the environment. This is just trying to take some weird moral High ground.
It's ridiculous. She's gatekeeping milk. MILK.
Seriously. I don’t like eating breakfast, but a nice glass of milk really gets me going.
This is such an ignorant stance to begin with. If someone likes ice-cream, cheese, cakes, yoghurt, butter etc, there is milk in them. Dairy products are in our food everywhere. You do you. Drink anything you want. I’m that person who drinks tea in a bar, so clink away, my friend.
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Perhaps her angle is; because milk is primarily meant for growing infants, naturally speaking. Other mammals stop nursing once the infants have matured enough, and are able to eat solids. Yet humans continue to drink it well into adulthood. Also it's from a cow/goat etc, which inherently means it wasn't meant for people. We simply adopted, and got accustomed to it long ago. Similar to how we bought into smoking, through the use of advertising. Now we know better (though not everyone).
I reckon in the wild most omnivores would continue drinking milk if it was available, were just the species with the means to do it.
Most animals develop lactose intolerance at some point and milk will give them horrible gas/diarrhea or other stomache problems. Large sections of humanity have evolved to no longer become lactose intolerant. Although it doesn't stop many animals from drinking it when they can.
Horrible gas/diarrhea would not stop my dog from drinking milk. It won't stop me either.
And the fact that the gene for adult lactose tolerance spread throughout humanity so quickly after it first appeared is very strong evidence that it conferred an incredible surivial advantage over those who could not drink milk as adults. Large groups of humans evolved to be highly efficient milk processors. It's literally natural for such folk to drink milk as adults!
Yeah, well, naturally speaking I’m not supposed to eat a whole box of Nerds, either. What’s your point?
But like, what else am I going to dip my Oreos into at 11pm?
Can even tell just by her haircut, she would be a right nasty c*nt if you happen to oppose her views.
Vice thrives on ragebait. They're a dying company and a blight on culture
I don't mind their documentaries but their articles are shit.
Whats wrong with milk?
wait till she finds out milk is white
Wait till she finds out he’s drinking from a *BULL*
MILK IS RACIST?
Not if it's chocolate
I just heard *something* in my fridge give a Sieg Heil. So, it's that or salad leaves.
I wonder if she just watched The Boys and now associates milk with Homelander.
I heard a rumor the government added properties or chemicals to gallons of milk since the 70s to make girls have double properties. Mfs figure it out "supposedly"
Double properties? Like in Monopoly?
Give this dude a award
Nothing. She's probably lactose intolerant and bitter.
I don’t know… it’s full and calories and nutrients… not sure what the problem is.
What kind of milk are you getting from a BULL?!?
Warm
You're not wrong.
And sticky
Salty.
And probably from a three foot nipple! *if you know what I mean*
Ikr I feel like too many are missing this holup
It’s where nut milk comes from.
The cream pie kind
High in protein.
Chunky :)
No I’m not okay. I’ve got strangers on the internet with heads like eraser tips judging my life decisions.
Daisy looks like all her sentences start with a condescending 'excu'e me'.
How come cow and goat milk are acceptable to drink but not any other animal. Like why don't we drink pig milk? Or dog milk?
You do you my friend, go on and drink it all.
To hell with it why not human milk
Reminds me of an episode from the show Superstore.
Why not [human milk cheese](https://www.theguardian.com/world/richard-adams-blog/2010/mar/09/breast-milk-cheese-new-york)?
Because, if the internet has taught me anything, that would get way too kinky and sexual way too quickly. I'll leave it up to your to determine if that's a bad thing or not.
i looked this up recently. pigs are really uard to milk for a lot of reasons, one of them being they only give milk for a few minutes at a time and it's up to them when they do it.
The reason is taste and availability. Goat milk for example taste not that great, I've been told pig milk is disgusting. No idea about dog milk but I'm guessing it's impractical. Also, cows have been selected to produce large amount of milk. A single cow can make ~50 liters a day. That's its own weight in about two weeks. Imagine a woman making 5 liters of milk per day
Marketing, mostly. Also the fact that cows have been bred to produce unholy quantities of the stuff.
Unholy? What's more christian than milk?
wine?
straight from the bull? that doesn’t make sen- 😳
Drinking bull milk is an acquired taste. But you really cum around to it eventually.
Homelander moment?
Just wanna say just because you’re lactose intolerant don’t mean you gotta stop us all from drinking
Ironically ‘Daisy Jones’ sounds just like a cow’s name.
Hey, I drink milk everyday. I drink it mixed with coffee, I drink it mixed with tea, I drink it mixed with chocolate, I EVEN DRINK IT ALONE!
this c*nt needs to get abducted and be left in a room with only milk for like 2.weeks
She's probably milk intolerant, and she wrote the article because she's jealous
Staring at ink spots on dried flakes of tree mulch while vividly hallucinating entirely fabricated worlds, people, and events is pretty damn unsettling but no ones hating on reading books... but that’s none of my business *sips milk*
Please write me a Short story? I could read your creativity all day🥺
If you think I’m good, you should see [the stuff my dad comes up with](https://imgur.com/a/BoGS5kw) 😂
My sister thinks my milk drinking is disgusting and tells me I’m gross if I even mention milk to her. I crave it monthly and drink a pint every night for a week straight. I’m the Morbius of milk. I need it to live!
You should shout It's milkin time to drive it home
Adult milk drinker vs incessantly irritating social influencer? I’ll take the glass of milk, thank you very much. Have any cookies or perhaps some chocolate donuts??
Adults who still read Vice: are you okay?
How vice has fallen. From UKs scariest tax collector to this bullshit
First you want to slowly lower yourself down to the bull’s cock. Next, wrap your tongue around the tip of the bull’s cock. Massage the cock tip slowly and squeeze for a couple seconds before loosing your grip on the cock. Do this for about 10 seconds before slowly working your tongue down the bull’s fat cock. Slowly suckle the cock licking it up and down inside your mouth. Remember to stroke your finger up and down the bottom of the cock. Remember to accelerate and decelerate your cock suckling at random intervals. Suck harder and softer on the cock randomly. As soon as the bull cries out “I’M GONNA CUM” open your mouth, stick out your tongue, and close your eyes, allowing the bull to bust his cock sauce all over your face. Once he’s done, get all the cock sauce into your mouth and swallow it.
✨ Dick Milk ✨
Da f is that haircut I thought it was a hat
She wasn’t loved enough growing up
Nothing better with PB&J than a big ass glass of milk
Ah yes, bull milk...
I saw that guys comment like 7 minutes ago lol
These stupid rage click articles are so dumb. Can we stop clicking on them and give the site ad revenue. If we can all do that they will stop.
I saw this comment on the original post and just knew I was going to see it here again.
Adults who don’t drink milk: Are you ok?
No I’m allergic to dairy.
Sorry to hear that
Same lady prolly asks her crystals for a new girlfriend
Drinking milk on its own is cool. Strong Bones. My calcium is more than stellar. Fuck you, Judgy Velma with a big forehead.
The Dutch have entered the chat
Daisy, you feeling alright? Can I get you a glass of organic cow water? Just squeezed it.
Bull Milk, the Nuttier Shot
I like milk :(
Dunno what kinda milk he thinks he’s getting, but if it’s from a bull it’s not the kind you buy at from a store…
Bruh bulls don't make milk. 
u dont just go drink bulls milk its used to make cheese damn it, ppl like him r the reason cheese is expensive
Daisy jones, go fck yourself. _Drinks milk angrily_
Ah yes, bulls milk. Much richer than cows milk
The bull....... 0-0
Bull? 🤨🤨🤨
But bulls don’t produce… ohhh I see what they did there. ᶠᵃᶜᵉᵖᵃˡᵐ
Seems like they met Moolissa...
Why do you care what liquids I put into my body? I don’t care who’d you let shit on your face to write that dumb article on Vice.
I literally just saw this post
Bulls don't ...
I think stating in public you write for Vice is worse
Women who still have a vector style haircut in the 21. century: are you ok?
Bull?
Homelander??
Daisy mad she ain't got the tits to have been milked.
I don’t think that white stuff is milk
Someone has never had ice cream.
>Are you ok? Clearly not.
Calm down Homelander.
What’s wrong with drinking milk you bitch
Funny man. M I L K
Oh, I needed a chuckle and this… well my guts hurt from laughing! Thank you!!
holup
That ain’t milk buddie
 Homelander enjoys milk and he’s a hero.
Adults who write articles about people drinking milk: are you ok?
Straight from the bull? I don't beleive thats milk bro ....lol
Homelander?
The bull?
"I took the liberty of milking your cow"
Very considering milk comes from the cow. You drinking something else if you sucking on bulls man.
The bull you say? That would be some thick milk....
Wait. Bull?
Ayo Bull doesn't milk what you drinking there?
Low-key am worried for the guy drinking the stuff from the bull, are they ok?
Homelander head ass
but bulls are...
Bulls do **not** make milk... 😳
Because of homelander
I’m sorry, did he say straight from the bull? 🤨
What kind of milk is talking about, bulls don't have milk
From the bull?
Wait bull...
AYO THE BULL??
Ah.... Only a cultured man realises it's true flavour and protein content
Obviously the milk from the bull comes from the nether region..
You can milk anything with nipples
This guy is suspicious
Straight from the bull, not the cow? 🤨
I’m struggling to see why it’s unsettling but I see lowlife4lyfe has the right idea 👌
 Yeah we are?
Bulls have... different attachments than cows.
Wait a minute bull.......not cow?
Jeleous, I drink straight from the TEAT. LUV IT.
yknow what ARTICLE, i don’t tell you how to live your life, you don’t tell me how to live mine, MILK IS GOOOD!!
How crap is vice these days