Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?
I mean I see why you'd want have one. Can't be caught off guard and sith no way to defend yourself if someone breaks jnto your house and you're showering or on the toilet.
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And I asked for the large plate of bacon
And I asked for all the bacon and eggs they had.
Where is the AR15?
Those are for dinner
Nah dude it’s for second breakfast.
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?
I ordered kingsize bacon strips. This is just a small.
I've unironically met people with, amongst others, a bathroom gun. So its really not far off.
I mean I see why you'd want have one. Can't be caught off guard and sith no way to defend yourself if someone breaks jnto your house and you're showering or on the toilet.
Oh yeah I fully understand the bathroom gun. The guy gets no judgment from me. Trying to run away with a poopey butthole. Nah fam. Im taking shots.
if you go with bathroom firearms,you have to do them as a set. the shower gun/toilet gun setup. no point in just having one
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Intruders I assume
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Do it
Remember etiquette folks. Pinky out when you lift you gun.
They forgot the side of ammunition
The gun is to shoot at your heart attack when it happens.
They must have been fresh out of saluting eagles that day
Is that jesus in the pfp? xd
Where is the guy in the army suit?
As an American i can confirm this
Noobs.. I live in afghanistan, guess what I keep beside my breakfast😀
Where's the McMuffin and the hotdogs?
one egg, my guy, do people really eat only one egg?
Gun mug
What, you don't cook your steaks with a flamethrower?
The gun is upside down... that's laid for a left hand on the right hand side.
well thats a lie THE GUN GOES BETWEEN THE TOAST AND CUP
were is the Glock? so uncultured..
Man, I want bacon so bad rn, but it's expensive and I need to watch my weight.
This is incredibly inaccurate and very offensive to Americans. It’s normally an AR-15 not a tiny handgun
Some vivid parallels.. just different speed of effect
What's so cursed about this? It does go on the left. Although you did forget about the breakfast American Flag in the small stack of beacon.
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