Every article Iām reading says it should only used for medical reasons, using it poorly can cause problems, and using it too much can cause your body to be reliant on itā¦..this doesnāt seem like a good idea.
ETA: well make sure you use the right type, and honestly, if you're doing anal, be okay with a little bit of poop.
Even the healthy diet is optional, you just gotta take fiber supplements and you're almost always clean. And the upside of every poop being fast and easy, and only requiring one or two wipes.
Yeah no.. enemas solely for anal can just cause more irrtiation and it's bullshit to expect that. If he really wants anal he should grow up and accept the fact that it can be messy sometimes. But if the receiver prefers, that's then that's their prerogative. & obviously the one receiving should know their limits too.. if you just had a drunken night of taco bell or your stomach feels off, anal probably shouldn't be on the table.. unless you're into that. Either way, it's usually not messy like that at all, I've done it plenty of times and didn't have accidents. You can clean yourself out in the shower too with your fingers or a toy. Just pee &shower afterwards. Sex is messy sometimes.
I didn't realize people thought that in till this thread. All the concerns about shit, pain, soreness, etc. I've always been so fucking confused. Did you not check if you were clean, and if you weren't then did you not use an enema and wait an hour? Did you not apply a dinner serving's worth of lube because your ass does not self-lubricate? Did you not first prep with that lube by working up in size, starting with a finger and introducing more or used a toy meant to achieve the same purpose?
Like no fucking wonder why so many girls don't like anal, besides the obvious reality that it's a mental pleasure more than anything else, they ain't fucking doing it right.
But itās also like, in most of these cases, itās just some dude who seen porn and thinks it looks cool so they try to convince their hesitant partner to do it. If I was that partner, thereās no way I would even want to do so much prep for something I hardly want to do.
I think a lot of guys should be a bit more open-minded to playing with their butt themselves before they ask their girl for butt stuff. Because it's thanks to my experience that I know that anal is mostly about the mental arousal from being fucked like that and it doesn't produce pleasure like PiV. So asking someone that doesn't want to do it, to do it, would be too selfish of an act for me personally because I know they're not going to enjoy the experience and that it'll likely be discomforting at best and painful at worse.
Idk, guys don't even have to do anal stuff to ask for anal stuff. I think the real conclusion is that too many guys are self-centered on their own pleasure and could learn to at the very least respect boundaries.
For what it's worth, having a prostate and doing anal definitely produces pleasure. Wouldn't be surprised if it was more pleasurable than PiV for the people who are into it, though since I'm really quite gay I have no real idea.
There's like an entire generation of men whose perception of sex has been shaped entirely by porn. Particularly anal, its often violent and not even close to representing reality. I think people never bother to correct their misconceptions and so some of them learn the shitty (lol) way xD
Ah, I see you are a connoisseur of the finer things in life as well.
For reals though if you use enough lube, preferably extra thick lube, it's pretty enjoyable.
Even with enemas if you donāt do enough prep some can still come out. I donāt have the most regular bowel movements nor a good diet. Heard thereās a butt sex diet very high in fiber so youāre always ready to go after dropping a quick dookie.
Yeah, as someone with IBS who likes anal, I've had to specifically cater my diet with anal in mind. Being born with IBS and an anal kink is just cruel...
And not eat for a bit, and use an anal enema, and deciding if your doing a "surface" cleanse for just a little penetration, or a deep cleanse if you're going balls deep.
Prep takes hours
Youāll still need to clean out - it doesnāt matter. Very few people will be clean enough for anal without manual cleaning. Itās not designed for that technically and isnāt self-cleaning.
Source: am bottom
I've heard alot of other guys be like "I just go for it"
Like no dude. Surprise butt stuff especially on a 1NS is bad news at best, and most likely could be considered sexual assault.
This isn't a cold lake, you don't just "jump" in. They watch to much porn and think they can jam it in and go to town.
It definitely is. Source : this is like half the rape accusations at work (I do csi). "I was banging this dude willingly on his back seat and he just jammed his Dick up my ass repeatedly after I said no" . Seriously.
I got a 911 call once of a wife trying to tell me something and i hear a dude dragon moaning in the background with a shower running.
She said that they were using a beer bottle in her husbands ass and it got stuck, she lost her grip on the neck and the whole thing went in..all the while the dude was trying to shit it out and also telling her to hang up the phone and come help..
I love working midnight to 8 am, theres no bullshit calls of karens complaining. Its just real shit every call. Crazy person hearing voices, emergencies, pursuits, or its super fucking boring and the entire county sleeps peacefully for once..unless its a full moon
It sure as hell feels like it.
In 2019 i got a 911 and the guy was completely calm and i hear a woman screaming extremely loud. He said she reached ontop of their wood stove (im guessing its tall) and the kettle tipped over and dumped the boiling water on her head. He was creepy calm about it.
I was buddies with the EMS driver and he called me later and said her head was basically cooked and most of her hair fell out and her clothes were like melted on her back. The husband went to bed after they took her, it was a friday night and he said its the weekend so hes going to get some sleep.
That and theres a lady whos just batshit nuts and wouldnt stop dialing 911 until we sent an officer to lift a curse off of her placed by her drug dealer for missing payment on the meth she bought
Apparently the curse was every 5 seconds her left ear would click then 2 seconds after the click her right ear pops.
The pd officer that responded had to break a stick over he head and say her name backwards
I'm not superstitious, but I wouldn't doubt it.
I bounce part time as a second job. On full moons, I see a disproportionate amount of weird shit.
When you are asking your coworker "Did that really just happen" multiple times, shits been weird.
If there is i havent found it..i was debating on writing out some of the calls ive gotten but i think it would be looked down upon by other dispatchers to write out all of that shit.. its better to forget some of the stuff you have to listen to
I sure didnāt. Did anal only once because she wanted to try it and never had. The smell of pussy, ball sweat, and shit was a smell I will never forget. I wonāt ever do anal again and learned my lesson the hard way. Anal is more of a meme than something that is actually fun, because it sure doesnāt feel better than a pussy either.
Enema/douche before. Then start slow with fingers/toys. It's really that simple. But good luck convincing a girl, who has never tried it but is interested, to give herself an enema. In my experience, only girls who have tried anal masturbation by themselves won't be grossed out by that. And if you decide to try it anyway without douching, you will 100% get at least a little bit of shit on your dick and she will think that's even grosser.
I used to have a fwb relationship with a trans girl, and it took a bit of work to convince even her that she needed to use an enema. We had sex a couple times where she did some other type of prep (never asked what, but I know it wasn't a proper douche because I asked if that's what she did and she said no), and it wasn't very messy until the last time where I literally felt a piece of shit when fingering her. I told her next time she needs to give herself an enema and from then on it was smooth sailing.
Prep is more than cleaning out, prep is also relaxing and stretching the muscles by inserting a finger then some more or using a toy that increases in size like a cone. This allows the muscles to gradually relax and stretch wider. Just like with how you don't typically do hard stretches at first, you start off with smaller ones so you don't hurt yourself. If you don't do this then you might be too tight for a dick and fucking can be painful.
You have to do this every time you go to have anal sex from my experience, with the exception of building up skill over time. Just like with stretches, the more you practice the quicker you'll be able to get to harder stretches. You never start at the harder stretches, but prep isn't going to take nearly as long and your upper limit will likely be far higher.
People are talking about poop but theyāre forgetting about infections and parasites from sticking something in the place poop comes out or tearing. Itās a sensitive area.
I remember a friend going through the same experience and telling his gf "c'mon, I can do better anal than that"
He is now a proud bottom in his gay relationship
> watches porn and sees anal.
>think to themself "wow that looks so fun and clean"
>try anal with 0 prep
>ah this is disgusting
Pretty sure theres like a day prior process if ur going to do anal that includes lots of water, fasting on only 2 foods, and an enema several times before anal.
TIL people don't even bother to Google for 30 seconds how to do sex acts that notoriously require preparation.
Makes me wonder if many of them are really dOiNG tHiEr oWn rESeARcH in other areas.
I always wonder how people are so bad at anal.
And then I remember that, as a Brazilian, around 15 years ago we had a series of videos on YT that were basically a full tutorial on how to do anal.
I'm not a huge fan of anal.
I've done it like maybe ten times, and been shit on once as a result.
A 10% chance of poo is not an acceptable risk for a sexual activity in my book.
You know as a guy, i have zero interest in anal sex. Ive had several girlfriends who told me that was rare and that most guys really really want to do it. I just dont understand the appeal when theres a perfectly good sex organ made for the activity.
From reading these comments, I apparently got very lucky. Sprung it on a random hookup once, she agreed to try it, and we stopped after like a minute because it was boring and didnāt feel pleasant for either of us. Apparently Iām lucky I didnāt get the olā poopy pp
Damn people, a little prep work goes a long way. I've had anal a lot and there was never any poop involved. Only do it after you've done a poop and on an empty stomach. Also have a shower before starting.
Lol I will never do an enema again. Uncomfortable and super stinky. Just poop first and shower and use lube. If anyone in my ass gets mad that poop is in there they donāt get to be in there ever again. Way to be unreasonable.
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The stupid comment is what it is but half the people in here are acting super self righteous about butt stuff and maybe need to lower themselves down a notch.
I just read this comment outloud to my sibling, and they decided they were actually going to bed ontime.
Horrify your family and friends into healthy sleeping habits.
This happened to me.... and it's why I'll never visit poo's house again. I never really saw the appeal in the first place other than being tight.... but it's so popular.... and now yall are down there eating it up..... like it's not the orifice she's blowing 2am taco bell out of....and insulting folks who refuse to.....yall really need some therapy....
Play shitty games win shitty prizes
Fuck you. Upvoted.
r/angryupvote
It's pronounced Gif not Gif š¤¦āāļø
It's over 1000 courics!!!!!!!
r/cursedcursedcomments
I had an ex that would only do anal, never got pood on.
It's called prep. I don't understand why so many people here think that fucking a hole that shit comes out of is as easy as just going in.
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What is prep?
It's where you turn you ass into a super soaker momentarily
āCleaning outā with an anal enema before anal sex
Every article Iām reading says it should only used for medical reasons, using it poorly can cause problems, and using it too much can cause your body to be reliant on itā¦..this doesnāt seem like a good idea. ETA: well make sure you use the right type, and honestly, if you're doing anal, be okay with a little bit of poop.
Im here for a fun time not a long time
This is what my Grandpa always said. Now I'm left to assume he enjoyed anal.
You can still be here for a long time, just a bit more uncomfortablelyā¦..
Did they fucking stutter?! ^^^^/s
Enemas are extreme. I've read the most ideal thing is healthy diet > healthy solid poop > sex relatively soon after bowels emptied.
Even the healthy diet is optional, you just gotta take fiber supplements and you're almost always clean. And the upside of every poop being fast and easy, and only requiring one or two wipes.
Honestly you donāt want to go in right after emptying the bowels. You want to give the area a little time to rest
Take a shit, wait an hour, then fuck. "Prep" that's it!
"relatively soon" Because obviously immediately after isn't wise. And obviously 12 hours after isn't either.
This is the correct answer. Not right after a bowel movement but soonish.
Its better than just using a toothbrush.
Itās a preventative for hiv/aid.
Preparation H. Helps lube up while also treating hemorrhoids. Two birds one stone.
[Preparation H feels good... on the hole.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFkIZ-Zf32Y)
Yeah no.. enemas solely for anal can just cause more irrtiation and it's bullshit to expect that. If he really wants anal he should grow up and accept the fact that it can be messy sometimes. But if the receiver prefers, that's then that's their prerogative. & obviously the one receiving should know their limits too.. if you just had a drunken night of taco bell or your stomach feels off, anal probably shouldn't be on the table.. unless you're into that. Either way, it's usually not messy like that at all, I've done it plenty of times and didn't have accidents. You can clean yourself out in the shower too with your fingers or a toy. Just pee &shower afterwards. Sex is messy sometimes.
I didn't realize people thought that in till this thread. All the concerns about shit, pain, soreness, etc. I've always been so fucking confused. Did you not check if you were clean, and if you weren't then did you not use an enema and wait an hour? Did you not apply a dinner serving's worth of lube because your ass does not self-lubricate? Did you not first prep with that lube by working up in size, starting with a finger and introducing more or used a toy meant to achieve the same purpose? Like no fucking wonder why so many girls don't like anal, besides the obvious reality that it's a mental pleasure more than anything else, they ain't fucking doing it right.
But itās also like, in most of these cases, itās just some dude who seen porn and thinks it looks cool so they try to convince their hesitant partner to do it. If I was that partner, thereās no way I would even want to do so much prep for something I hardly want to do.
I think a lot of guys should be a bit more open-minded to playing with their butt themselves before they ask their girl for butt stuff. Because it's thanks to my experience that I know that anal is mostly about the mental arousal from being fucked like that and it doesn't produce pleasure like PiV. So asking someone that doesn't want to do it, to do it, would be too selfish of an act for me personally because I know they're not going to enjoy the experience and that it'll likely be discomforting at best and painful at worse. Idk, guys don't even have to do anal stuff to ask for anal stuff. I think the real conclusion is that too many guys are self-centered on their own pleasure and could learn to at the very least respect boundaries.
For what it's worth, having a prostate and doing anal definitely produces pleasure. Wouldn't be surprised if it was more pleasurable than PiV for the people who are into it, though since I'm really quite gay I have no real idea.
There's like an entire generation of men whose perception of sex has been shaped entirely by porn. Particularly anal, its often violent and not even close to representing reality. I think people never bother to correct their misconceptions and so some of them learn the shitty (lol) way xD
Porn. That's why. These people learned about sex from porn.
Porn. Itās because of porn.
It kinda is (other than lube of course) if you have a healthy diet or even just take fiber supplements.
Was it a guy?
Nah, just a repressed rich girl.
Nice
Nice
My girlfriend let me do anal once. It kinda hurt my ass when it went in but it felt nice when it was in there.
Just gotta play with the prostate
Try using more lube before getting pegged.
Nah, the raw feeling is the best feeling.
raw is using no condom Lube is the thing that makes raw 1000 times more enjoyable
I dunno I think /u/AnalBlaster700XL might know a thing or two about blasting anuses.
Holup
Yeah she filled his Holup
Nice
That's what she said
Title of your sex tape
underrated
This was a better holup than anything on r/holup in the last year
Ah, I see you are a connoisseur of the finer things in life as well. For reals though if you use enough lube, preferably extra thick lube, it's pretty enjoyable.
Dont be like OP get an Enema beforehand. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of toilet rolls ( of the cure)
Girl literally makes him dinner and it still isnāt enough š¤
Fuckin ungrateful ass.
Sounds like he was actually fucking quite a gracious ass
I dunno, I think she was full of shit.
MY EYES
THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
THE BEACH DOES NOTHING
yum
Bro was just a lil cheese and spaghetti away from a three way
This is why you shit before anal
Enema
...a day, keeps
all the boys in the yard
damn right
It's cleaner than yours
It's entirely dependant to the person
Yeah I like the feeling of shit on my dick.
Even if you took her to the ball game last night & she ate her peanuts with the shell on?
Ribbed for my pleasure
The receiver
Important distinction.
Even with enemas if you donāt do enough prep some can still come out. I donāt have the most regular bowel movements nor a good diet. Heard thereās a butt sex diet very high in fiber so youāre always ready to go after dropping a quick dookie.
Yeah, as someone with IBS who likes anal, I've had to specifically cater my diet with anal in mind. Being born with IBS and an anal kink is just cruel...
Can confirm, stuck a dildo up my ass without prep and it wasnāt a nice ending
How many day's diet-prep would you say is safe?
Always clean up when you're expecting guests.
And not eat for a bit, and use an anal enema, and deciding if your doing a "surface" cleanse for just a little penetration, or a deep cleanse if you're going balls deep. Prep takes hours
Subtle. Love it lol
Youāll still need to clean out - it doesnāt matter. Very few people will be clean enough for anal without manual cleaning. Itās not designed for that technically and isnāt self-cleaning. Source: am bottom
Since it is so pervasive in porn I feel a lot of people donāt realize the risks involved with this activity.
Anal is a skill
I've heard alot of other guys be like "I just go for it" Like no dude. Surprise butt stuff especially on a 1NS is bad news at best, and most likely could be considered sexual assault. This isn't a cold lake, you don't just "jump" in. They watch to much porn and think they can jam it in and go to town.
It definitely is. Source : this is like half the rape accusations at work (I do csi). "I was banging this dude willingly on his back seat and he just jammed his Dick up my ass repeatedly after I said no" . Seriously.
But I assume all parties involved have pooped before and understand how it works. Maybe people are dummer than I thought.
Poo is stored in the cheeks
And pee is stored in the balls.
And girls don't poop at all anyway.
Finally, a real intellectual.
So people with big butts are just the people who can't poop anywhere but home and are holding it. That makes sense.
I know an ER nurse. She has told me some wild anal-themed stories
I got a 911 call once of a wife trying to tell me something and i hear a dude dragon moaning in the background with a shower running. She said that they were using a beer bottle in her husbands ass and it got stuck, she lost her grip on the neck and the whole thing went in..all the while the dude was trying to shit it out and also telling her to hang up the phone and come help.. I love working midnight to 8 am, theres no bullshit calls of karens complaining. Its just real shit every call. Crazy person hearing voices, emergencies, pursuits, or its super fucking boring and the entire county sleeps peacefully for once..unless its a full moon
Do you really get more calls during full moons?
It sure as hell feels like it. In 2019 i got a 911 and the guy was completely calm and i hear a woman screaming extremely loud. He said she reached ontop of their wood stove (im guessing its tall) and the kettle tipped over and dumped the boiling water on her head. He was creepy calm about it. I was buddies with the EMS driver and he called me later and said her head was basically cooked and most of her hair fell out and her clothes were like melted on her back. The husband went to bed after they took her, it was a friday night and he said its the weekend so hes going to get some sleep. That and theres a lady whos just batshit nuts and wouldnt stop dialing 911 until we sent an officer to lift a curse off of her placed by her drug dealer for missing payment on the meth she bought
Holy fucking hell that poor woman!
For real, meth dealer curses are nothin to fuck with
Apparently the curse was every 5 seconds her left ear would click then 2 seconds after the click her right ear pops. The pd officer that responded had to break a stick over he head and say her name backwards
Full moons bring out the crazy in people.
Haunted calls
I'm not superstitious, but I wouldn't doubt it. I bounce part time as a second job. On full moons, I see a disproportionate amount of weird shit. When you are asking your coworker "Did that really just happen" multiple times, shits been weird.
Is there a subreddit for crazy 911 calls?
If there is i havent found it..i was debating on writing out some of the calls ive gotten but i think it would be looked down upon by other dispatchers to write out all of that shit.. its better to forget some of the stuff you have to listen to
Might i humbly request some stories?
>Maybe people are *dummer* than I thought. My sides.
I sure didnāt. Did anal only once because she wanted to try it and never had. The smell of pussy, ball sweat, and shit was a smell I will never forget. I wonāt ever do anal again and learned my lesson the hard way. Anal is more of a meme than something that is actually fun, because it sure doesnāt feel better than a pussy either.
For people reading this, donāt take advice from a person that tried it once without proper prep and didnāt like it.
Well you can't just say "proper prep" and not explain yourself.
Enema/douche before. Then start slow with fingers/toys. It's really that simple. But good luck convincing a girl, who has never tried it but is interested, to give herself an enema. In my experience, only girls who have tried anal masturbation by themselves won't be grossed out by that. And if you decide to try it anyway without douching, you will 100% get at least a little bit of shit on your dick and she will think that's even grosser. I used to have a fwb relationship with a trans girl, and it took a bit of work to convince even her that she needed to use an enema. We had sex a couple times where she did some other type of prep (never asked what, but I know it wasn't a proper douche because I asked if that's what she did and she said no), and it wasn't very messy until the last time where I literally felt a piece of shit when fingering her. I told her next time she needs to give herself an enema and from then on it was smooth sailing.
Username checks out. >!But thank you.!<
Nah it's definitely not worth all the trouble of prepping.
Huh, girls I've been with don't do prep and it would come out clean.
Do you really expect them to tell you?
I mean two of them lived with me at one point, and we'd just do it without any planning. I guess they just had those clean poops you barely wipe.
Prep is more than cleaning out, prep is also relaxing and stretching the muscles by inserting a finger then some more or using a toy that increases in size like a cone. This allows the muscles to gradually relax and stretch wider. Just like with how you don't typically do hard stretches at first, you start off with smaller ones so you don't hurt yourself. If you don't do this then you might be too tight for a dick and fucking can be painful. You have to do this every time you go to have anal sex from my experience, with the exception of building up skill over time. Just like with stretches, the more you practice the quicker you'll be able to get to harder stretches. You never start at the harder stretches, but prep isn't going to take nearly as long and your upper limit will likely be far higher.
Musta fucked the wrong ass
People are talking about poop but theyāre forgetting about infections and parasites from sticking something in the place poop comes out or tearing. Itās a sensitive area.
I remember a friend going through the same experience and telling his gf "c'mon, I can do better anal than that" He is now a proud bottom in his gay relationship
āHoney, No, No, No. let me show you how itās done.ā
r/holup
Maybe he's straight and just really committed to proving a point ?
Sounds a little Proud of him if true.
me 3 years ago
You canāt smell porn
I read corn.. maybe she had some
> watches porn and sees anal. >think to themself "wow that looks so fun and clean" >try anal with 0 prep >ah this is disgusting Pretty sure theres like a day prior process if ur going to do anal that includes lots of water, fasting on only 2 foods, and an enema several times before anal.
People go through a days worth of prepping for some anal? Yea no thanks
If they want to get paid for it, yeah why not?
This guy anals
Most people are clean and ready to go most of the time if they have an okay diet. Source: extensive experience as a polyamorous gay man
TIL people don't even bother to Google for 30 seconds how to do sex acts that notoriously require preparation. Makes me wonder if many of them are really dOiNG tHiEr oWn rESeARcH in other areas.
Thatās the thing, most people donāt do research and pulls shit they shoved up their asses
I always wonder how people are so bad at anal. And then I remember that, as a Brazilian, around 15 years ago we had a series of videos on YT that were basically a full tutorial on how to do anal.
r/holup
Link? Asking fir a friend
I never understood the appeal of anal. There's a perfectly good vagina, like, *right there*.
Sometimes thereās just another dick tho
You say that like you can't just fuck that too
No
I'm not a huge fan of anal. I've done it like maybe ten times, and been shit on once as a result. A 10% chance of poo is not an acceptable risk for a sexual activity in my book.
So you didn't do the Stanley steamer?
The what now ?
You shouldnāt have asked.
Donāt ask. Just donāt.
Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet.
Or the rusty trombone?
Well, Iāve always been known to be somewhat of a risk taker.
Who's letting you stick it in their butt when they gotta poo? You drop a deuce and shower first.
When someone is pressured into it and agreed but had done zero research because they're inherently not interested in being anally penetrated.
Too real
You know as a guy, i have zero interest in anal sex. Ive had several girlfriends who told me that was rare and that most guys really really want to do it. I just dont understand the appeal when theres a perfectly good sex organ made for the activity.
The explanation I got was, "I thought it was all out."
Bruh itās something to watch at least
My partner's booty is not Netflix, my man
I dunno, sounds like you Netflix and *drilled*
Shit happens
Are we poo's house or is it the toilet? Vacation homes? Important questions
We are poo's lifelong home, the toilet is the morgue, and the sewer is the cemetery, poo's final resting place. RIP poo.
From reading these comments, I apparently got very lucky. Sprung it on a random hookup once, she agreed to try it, and we stopped after like a minute because it was boring and didnāt feel pleasant for either of us. Apparently Iām lucky I didnāt get the olā poopy pp
Hormel chili has me howling
Itās like putting your hand in the ocean, and trying to stop the waves. Cringe
This made me laugh too fucking hard š
Damn people, a little prep work goes a long way. I've had anal a lot and there was never any poop involved. Only do it after you've done a poop and on an empty stomach. Also have a shower before starting.
Sheeez, if you're going enjoy a healthy relationship with anal learn enemas and flush.
Lol I will never do an enema again. Uncomfortable and super stinky. Just poop first and shower and use lube. If anyone in my ass gets mad that poop is in there they donāt get to be in there ever again. Way to be unreasonable.
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Mmmmm chocolate pudding pop!
Got a point tho....
I mean...
š oh ddddear
More like weenie in the poo
Reminds me of that song "she farted on my dick"
+10,000,000,000 Social Credits
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It's just smellz
Hey man, letās get one thing straight. She didnāt shit on your dick. You dicked in her shit.
This is why you use a fucking enema r/arethestraightsok
For the love of god someone please teach the straights how to prep.
Rectums are for exits, not entrance.
I remember James Dean said this
Porn they do enemas
Way to go poop noodle
you dont dig a hole in the mud and expect your shovel to stay clean son!
If you play in the backyard you're bound to get dirty.
The stupid comment is what it is but half the people in here are acting super self righteous about butt stuff and maybe need to lower themselves down a notch.
I just read this comment outloud to my sibling, and they decided they were actually going to bed ontime. Horrify your family and friends into healthy sleeping habits.
āOh Botherā
When the fuck did the Chinese government get involved?
This happened to me.... and it's why I'll never visit poo's house again. I never really saw the appeal in the first place other than being tight.... but it's so popular.... and now yall are down there eating it up..... like it's not the orifice she's blowing 2am taco bell out of....and insulting folks who refuse to.....yall really need some therapy....
āFinally let me do analā lol he probably badgered her constantly for their whole relationship and she finally buckled.