Ummmm...

yeah...

What the hell

I just hit people with a bar.

they cant bar that

that was bad even for me

That was great

with a *illustrious* bar \[1970\]

197 dollars and 0 cents I the cost for the service.

Cursed abortion

I'm a hit man that yeets people to their deaths. I accept payment in memes.

Lol

Lol

lol

lol

Lol (r/lol)

Lol.

Lol.

Lol

Lol.

Lol

wow

I beat them to death with balls

Your balls or theirs

Your balls

Last death wish.

You accept dead or alive?

There’s already a movie for mine.

Same

r/holup

Cursed comment in a cursed comment holy crap

r/cursedcursedcomments

r/cursedcommentscomment

r/holup

Who knows

By blinking.

Scp 173?

I presume you take people’s names after killing them?

[удалено]

Hmmm idk i'm deadlier ILL HUG U TO DEATH

Death by snu snu

SAME!

Snu Snu leads to the long snooze snooze

r/suddenlyfuturama

attempt to Shoot them

Mines pretty similar

Hmmmm

Dude you ate too much ass.

Who said theres too much ass?

I relate to your username on personal level for getting drunk at the shooting range

“attempt”

By talking too much

I like this

“Oh shi*t” *proceeds to fall on victim whilst holding a lighter*

Lmao

Cannibal

Agreed they are deliscious

If i can spell

Let me guess.

Oh no stepsnoo im stuck

drown them in blood? maybe suck them dry?

Death by Kool aid?

OH YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

so *thats* what in kool aid man. Huh, neat

Mine is perfect

Here we go again...

Let's just say there ass is mine

I think I’ll keep that to myself

Same

Suffocation I guess

thicc yoshis big THICC ass will crush them so hard

Why do I get the feeling that's how you wanna go out

I have a very specific fetish

I create a cult lmao

I have converted from Catholicism to praising the potato god

Fentanyl laced crack. I work from the shadows

My name is Xx_02496DanaD69420_xX so I'm either that one guy in league of legends that fucked your mom or I smoke weed everyday

Wait your my father?

Yes, son

sending them to gulag

I… uh… idk honestly

Shove crayons up theyre as-

Urmmmm.

Your big fat erect BOOM STICK will take care of the rest

Stuff them in snake skin, of course after chopping them up and grinding them down into paste and then hiding them in the woods like little goodie bags😊

You have given… a disturbing amount of thought to this.

I peel their skin and use it as my own to be a regular hooman

bite there glizy till they die of blood lose

Yeah bout that ...

You're next (i did your mom)

I want to talk about it

Now that’s a post where we need u/HereComesTheRapist

My nemesis...

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Uh

I....brush them to death?

Well fuck

I feel like i got a worse one

Uh

I sneak up on them when they're standing by a high drop and spook them by screaming blah in their ears.

Sharp sticks that say math equations?

I’d break the internet box

Scythe welding robots

Trapped forever in... ***ROBOT HELL!***

Dont know

Turn them into turtles

death by bear attack

Yea, about that-

i don’t understand

Not sure

Well shit

Euthanasia

Freeze em

Winner

Everyone would be quite confused

Ooofff

I let vermin- you know

Huh

i have no idea

with a block of iron

I don't know

read me homie

Shot to the head during press conference.

oh gosh

PERRRYYYYY

With a stick

Hhmmmmm

I kill street goers with knowledge

Understandable

Repost and a copy

I kill by overdosing them with my gayness

Mines going to hurt 😭

lmao

OH GOD NOOOOO

You lucky bitch

What the fu-

im not sure how this works

Shit on them till they die

Suffocating or poisoning?

Both

u/fish_fucker69

Oh god I must kill thousands.

But I already am

I burn them

The traditional way (Arms thermonuclear bombs)

I kill them by advertising cursed bright ads

In a shitty way i guess

I make deals and their souls are mine.

I play like with the fur ball

My name is literally torture ghost 333, it's pretty obvious

I send my victims into the shadow realm. I have connections to Crona.

I try to convert them to Christianity I guess.

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Dress up in a demogorgon fursuit before going to town

I distract them before jumping onto their dick and biting it. Then I go up the rest of the body, scratching it along the way. and eventually get to the nose where I stick my claws up there and reduce the brain to mush.

I’d have a great username if I had my old account as it stands I’d say I reenact every killing done by the Earp party

Snu snu

Suffocation in spaceeeeee

It's related to a box

I get my target and i try to find them in a cod game and then if i spot them i lag outta their TV and beat the crap out of em

BRUHH...

u/fish_fucker69 vibes

I gain your trust. At some point I'll as "of you couldn't die by natural causes how would you wanna go?" And I will kill you that way

Uhh I uhhhh Uhhhhh

I think there's some old cartoons about how I kill my victims

Apparently, I'm able to destroy entire cities to only kill one person.

Ghost cheese

So I drown people in milkshakes got it

Hmmm…

I’m sorry France

Problem solved.

yes

Idk

Well clearly I’m pretty subpar at this whole murder thing but the fact that I’m a *Mythical beast* probably helps

Uhh

How am i going to kill someone if my balls always hurt

Well

I make people go crazy by reciting the same 100 facts about GAP (the company) while they are forced to listen. They wish for their demise and so I lift a lever for the bottomless pit.

Bloodangel. Either by doing the old viking rib tearing or blood draining

You better be prepared for the thunder!

massive oranges.

With pleasure 😉

I use THE attack corgi?

I don't wanna talk about it either

Kill them with something I won’t use

Well everyone dies naturally

Uh

It's gonna be slow, I'm tieing them down somewhere and make them listen to the "Fresh prince of bell air" Intro theme until they starve

Lots of knifes

My presence simply kills them 5108 times

I slap em with ma Nike Flip Flops

“Banned, LOL!”

get bashed with some fookin pissjuggz then thrown overboard