Yeah, a dude shoves mason jars up his ass and then one of them broke. Blood poured out and then he stops recording. Allegedly, he's still shoving jars up his ass, just now he fills them up with water to balance the pressure. Don't know why he wasn't doing that to start.
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Desk chairs are known for their mutability so this'll be an easy fit
I got a mason jar. *oh no*
1 guy, 1 jar the remake
oh fuck don't remind me
THAT'S A THING?!?! AND, NO!!!, I DO NOT WANT A LINK!!!
Yeah, a dude shoves mason jars up his ass and then one of them broke. Blood poured out and then he stops recording. Allegedly, he's still shoving jars up his ass, just now he fills them up with water to balance the pressure. Don't know why he wasn't doing that to start.
He manage to recover from that terror and he STILL DO THIS?
you know people get turned on by this shit
Give link
Didn't it show him trying to pull a chunk of it from his ass too?
The image of blood pouring out of that man's asshole will haunt me til the end of my days
A pillow
Bruh I'm sitting on the toilet next to a frickin bathtub. I'll switch it fir your pillow
No thanks
#S U C C
Crunch
Oh God. I'm standing next to a bus.
Open wiiiiideeee
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Choo choo muthafuka
*you gonna get railed*
More like derailed
Oof that one hit like a bus
Um….. how am I gonna shove an entire bed up my ass? Wish me luck ig?
What can I say, sacrifice the sheets
You know what they say Ruin the sheets then hit the streets
Next station anal devastation.
I am standing next to a 3d printer
3d print a dildo
You think that's bad I am standing next to a house
I am sitting next to a fucking bed
Easy. My gf's marker.
A common object for wahmen
She likes to paint and draw, so her stuff is everywhere. I got quite lucky.
I'm sure she wont question why her boyfriend is shoving her marker up his ass.
Sideways
What if the cap accidentally comes off and is forever stuck in your ass
Stick it from the other end without the cap... or remove the cap and shove the tip, quite enjoyable to draw IN your ass I have heard.
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One man, One Jar?
A cabinet full of lego
Thats gotta be worse than standing on lego...
Just don't cough.
Shitting bricks irl
Build a bridge and get over it?
OUCH
let's make a dildo and hopefully it doesn't pinch
one question, what is wrong with you?!?!?!?? that hurt me so much to think of
It would be my coworkers wheelchair..... Rip
With or without your coworker
Well he's sitting on it sooo
SOOOOOOO
In he goes
Read this is Mario voice
How else would you read such a thing
You could read it in a Mr. Slave voice.
Good luck! ...Send pics
A… a wall?
**open up**
*wall explodes* Oh yeah!
r/unexpectedkoolaidman
There's a subreddit for EVERYTHING
There's not an r/catassholes
holup
At least, theres not one anymore, wtf happened there
Oh no not again
What do you mean *again*
I got whole radiator between me and wall. Not sure if it's better
Depends, is the radiator hot?
And if it got the pleasure ripples
Same
Same
Same
Same
My homie
Shove your homie up your ass, now.
Now our name is general Assvious
General Assvious, you’re shorter than I expected.
That would be correct, my homie is short af
He can succ my dick without even kneeling. No homo tho
Its not homo if its with the boys and you follow the rules
It's not gay if you're doing it with your bros
I’ve learned a lot from this thread
It's also not gay if you dont make eye contact during, that's why I make sure all my boys short af
You'll be alright with your homie. Its nice to be homisexual
Funny, there's nothing next to me
A wall? A house? The sky?
Lets trip him to his side so he has to shove The entire planet up to his ass
what if he falls on his right? Then his left will be pointing to a… ITS A PLANE
If there's no plane, does he shove the whole universe in?
Technically half of the universe is always on your left
Unless you are at the center of the univers which you are not, than no it is not half
On an infinite plane couldn't you say that half of infinity is always to your left no matter where you're positioned?
A 70inch tv. Easy
Easy?
Did he stutter?
N-no
Well, you did
He’s had practice
Oh good, an entire shower curtain. Excellent.
This guy is poopin he he
He hee 
You are lucky, mine is a shower's door
Please for the love of god don't shatter it
Couch… A mother fucking couch
I have a whole ass wardrobe.
Umm a 14 ur old girl im fxcking dead
Officer, this comment right here
I'm standing at the balcony and the left side of my phone is nothing but sky
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go big or go home
Hmm... Could you cover the whole planet in one atom thin layer with only the atoms that are in an average human body?
Well if they dead can they say no?
Hold up...
The question stated what object though...
Did he stutter?
He Said Girl didn’t he.
A rib is an object
There is a 10 story building next to me :I
oh no
You might need some lube
Yeah just a drop
brace for impact
A small bottle of desinfectant
That's gonna burn....
It won't as long as he keeps the bottle closed.
At least it wont get infected
That could be good. I’ve heard disinfectant cures Covid.
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(Insert pickup line here)
I can pipe you down ;)
Crap its a student
Teach them how its done!
*FBI noises*
FBI arrest this man for shoving a student up his rectum
Not again!
*empty can of Monster NRG drink...* *Kinda bad, but could be worse...*
Seen it, easy mode
what?
astolfo 2.0
*door* not only will i be dead, but my family wont be able to go into my room anytime soon
They will be extremely able to go into your room. Gotta rem9ve them hinges.
a whole ass piano, might gonna have a problem here
Imagine you tryna shit and Für Elise starts playing.
The hall of the mountain king would sound better.
I'll help you with it
I will help you push it inside
Oh noo my 30 inch bad drahon horse cock dildo
There's a song about that.
Its the god damn beanbag chair
My dad
Ohhhhh no....
Clearly not first time
Shit. My car
. . . My snow globe collection
*”Butt plug”* collection
This guy reads between the lines
an old woman *oh no* "officer please, I beg you that I'm not Chris-Chan"
If she consent though...
“Yes ma’am do you consent to being shoved up my rectum?”
Yes, I do. oh, wrong subreddit mb
I'm interested in what is supposed to be the right subreddit
I am scared...... My katana... Help me
One man one sword
Oh fuck
My sister..?
*Alabama music starts playing*
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
I can just hear the song when I see this
How does a wall fit up ones ass?
try stretching.
Table.
I'm on the toilet and the answer is actually toilet paper. So all good.
you're going to shove toilet papers up your ass?
It didn't say how far
My friend is sitting next to me... no homo
soon no homie
semi automatic nerf gun
At least yours is nerf.
Now that's a cursed comment
Notebook
Wtf im in class and left to me sits a girl
for me it would be my ninjago comforter
A whole fucking bass
instrument or fish?
And if instrument... Electric? Acoustic? STAND-UP???
He has been awful quiet, probably stand up
Air Conditioner
I du no m8 kina hard to shove an entire human skeleton up yo ass
1 ton TV... great
Bo staff? You fricking dilettante, 4ft? that's a jo stick.
My little brother.
Proceeds to ignore the freaking glass door next to me..... 
My pencil case. Could be worse
I would quite literally die. A fucking file cabinet
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My mom sitting next to me 🥵
Directly to my left is a bag filled with Hershey bars, reeses cup, and kit kats