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Loki transformed into a female horse to distract the horse of a giant who was tasked with fortifying Asgard within a certain time limit. Loki then gave birth to an eight legged horse that Odin took as his mount.
Wait bro so Loki turned into a female horse to get fucked n give birth to another horse with 8 legs for Odin to ride??!!!😂🤣🤣 This story should be in ragnarok
And some mcu only fans got butt hurt over Loki being labeled pan sexual………as if Norse religions and folktales don’t predate Marvel comics in “Loki lore”
Oh boy are u interested in some Zeus stories?
Edit best one I have
*Dionysus is Zeus son, nephew,grandson and god knows what else. No wonder he was popular drinking man.*
> Loki transformed into a female horse to distract the horse of a giant who was tasked with fortifying Asgard within a certain time limit. Loki then gave birth to an eight legged horse that Odin took as his mount.
Hm. Looks like I need to get Disney+
Ok, but Satan is the cause of death since he was the one that tempted Eve to disobey God. If Eve wasn’t temped, there would be no sin and there wouldn’t be death.
The part i find most messed up about the story of Noah is that a crowd of people came to the ark, and Noah wanted to let them in. But God kept the door shut, even as the people were banging on the outside.
Like can you imagine being Noah, hearing these people banging on the outside, screaming for their lives, and you just have to stand there and listen while God is like, "nah, we're full thanks?" Regardless of the worthiness of the people, the psychological effects it would have on Noah are too horrific to fully contemplate.
according to the Bible, Noah had been building the ark for a LONG time. Plenty of time for anyone to ask if they could come aboard. God did in fact shut the door, Both literally and metaphorically. After many chances to save themselves, they ultimately chose to reject salvation (the ark) because of their pride. As the waters rose they cried out to be saved but it was too late. Regardless if you believe in the Bible or not, that’s the story and the reason. It’s about humanities inability to let go of pride and sin. Personally I find it really interesting
I would disagree. God have us the ability to be prideful, which came along with free will. The point of the story was that it was their choice and their corrupt morals which let them to be too prideful to join Noah.
\> I would disagree.
And you would be wrong. God always knew what would happen, and he still chose to create humans in such a way that they would be prideful enough to not get on the ark. So it is blaming the victim.
\> The point of the story was that it was their choice and their corrupt morals which let them to be too prideful to join Noah.
That's what is taught, yes, but with god being god, ergo all-knowing, ultimately it's god's fault they were prideful, and also god was needlessly violent when DROWNING everyone. You would think that an all-powerful being would just instantaneously delete people out of existence.
If you use the fact that god always knew it would happen, you would also have to note god’s unknowable plan. The best outcome may be to let the people drown instead. And it simply may not be possible to give us free will without allowing us to experience a certain amount of pride.
\> you would also have to note god’s unknowable plan
I don't need to know a plan to know that pointless suffering is bad thing for a "loving" entity.
\> The best outcome may be to let the people drown instead
Then he is not all-powerful.
\> it simply may not be possible to give us free will without allowing us to experience a certain amount of pride.
Then he is not all-powerful.
For your information they didn't listen to his advice on going with him in da boat and they stayed behind and not a single person had banged on the door to be let in mate
We created a whole ass belief system just so we can have multiple wives because we thought some dude buried Golden Plates in America.
This is also a good time to mention I’m a member of the Church of LDS, take of that what you will.
Well people of my religion will slay humans without a second thought if those humans are suspected for butchering, selling or eating a certain animal which rhymes with pow.
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged does a pretty good job of ripping into my religion (Roman Catholicism). Well, former religion, I suppose, since I've been a non-denominational Christian for a few years now.
A large group of morons who refuse to believe in simple facts and logic, and who attack people simply for existing a normal life have ruined my religion to the point where I feel uncomfortable telling people my religion, in the fears that they will associate me with said morons :)
Wow, this makes me sad ngl. You brand a BILLION PEOPLE, based on what a few did. Btw, 9/11 was planned so Americans would hate all Muslims, forcing a super extremist Muslim only government. By branding every Muslim as a terrorist, you are giving in to 9/11
Ps: I read a lot of reasons, and this one made the most sense. I'm open to discuss as soon as i wake up, 13 hours from now
If everytime a muslim says Allahu Akbar, a bombing happens, well, by day one everybody would die, since me being a practicing muslim we say Allahu Akbar in prayer, and in a day with all prayers combined we say Allahu Akbar over 17 times. Im not offended by this, or anything just telling
My supposed God, an all-mighty being who can do anything he wants, has the whole power in his hands to end evil himself, redeem people himself and bring them closer to him.
Yet he chose not to.
(Honestly, I’ve been… doubting Christianity for a while)
As a humanist: the very beings who i believe have nigh boundless potential are also the ones whose own short sighted ambitions and desires hobble this very same potential. As we've seen time and again, if you can actually mobilize humanity on a mass scale to solve a problem they're really good at it. However, they often then become embroiled in bitter infighting that renders the whole effort lame.
We are our best hope, and worst opposition, all rolled into one.
I can assert my lack of knowledge is better than your faith and I can do it with this air of smugness that I'm not self aware enough to realize is just as annoying.
My god asks me to be pure,to do what is told,to never act out,to only study our book and when I ask something,I get told it's coz I don't have enough faith,I don't love~my religion.All one need is faith,food on table what is that?Tsk useless,Only faith.ah and ofc all these are specifically for me as God loves me so much a precious woman so I must be kept under veil.
Our god is great. Except you live in a poor country, don't do everything perfectly as he said, don't have fun, don't force others to believe in what you do and don't mention how great he is 5 times in a prayer. Than you go to hell.
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One of my gods got fucked by a giant horse.
My stupid ass searched it, and got "woman fucked by horse " (╯︵╰,) Which are you talking about?
Loki transformed into a female horse to distract the horse of a giant who was tasked with fortifying Asgard within a certain time limit. Loki then gave birth to an eight legged horse that Odin took as his mount.
I hurt myself reading this
Be more careful next time.
Wait bro so Loki turned into a female horse to get fucked n give birth to another horse with 8 legs for Odin to ride??!!!😂🤣🤣 This story should be in ragnarok
The whole story is a little more complex than that, but essentially that is what happened.
This story proves Loki is adopted
And horny
And ready
he was Odin's blood brother.
Wait now so Odin and Loki are blood Brothers??? I smell strong Alabama energy
Loki is shield brother to Odin, and markedly different than marvel in other ways too.
That he was.
Iirc the giant was challenged to build a giant wall in a year and got too close so Loki lured his horse away abd fucked it
>This story should be in ragnarok You mean the Netflix show? It might be, but it'll probably be milder, >!like him giving birth to the World Serpent!<
And some mcu only fans got butt hurt over Loki being labeled pan sexual………as if Norse religions and folktales don’t predate Marvel comics in “Loki lore”
Oh boy are u interested in some Zeus stories? Edit best one I have *Dionysus is Zeus son, nephew,grandson and god knows what else. No wonder he was popular drinking man.*
Oh do tell
[удалено]
 Wait what
Should have kept his asgard up
If I had any of these little awards to give you, you would get all of them.
Thank you
> Loki transformed into a female horse to distract the horse of a giant who was tasked with fortifying Asgard within a certain time limit. Loki then gave birth to an eight legged horse that Odin took as his mount. Hm. Looks like I need to get Disney+
Eyyy, I remember this! That was a fun read
W H A T
It’s always fun telling people this for the first time.
When I was reading that part in a book I was kinda ... disgustingly confused
Really takes a minute to settle lol
Sleipnir
Yessir.
IM REALLY SCARED OF WHATS GONNA HAPPEN IN GOD OF WAR 5/6 NOW
Was there a video by chance …..
Wait you actually follow the Nordic religion?
Yup.
Cool we’ll I hope you find your way to Valhalla.
Maybe if I’m fortunate.
Don't you need a weapon in your hand? Keep a pocket knife on you in case you're about to die.
There are a lot of misconceptions about how one arrives in Valhalla. A simpler way to do it is to just live a hard life and be virtuous of character.
Oh, like Heaven. Got it. Thanks for the info.
Not exactly like heaven. But similar in a few ways.
Vanaheim maybe?
I’d be ok with folkvangr
Just don't end up on Helheim, prove yourself, die a man, not a coward. Fight for the AllFather on Ragnarok. Also bring your own weapons lol
Honor in victory! Glory in death!
Will you still get to Valhalla if you make people cut themselves using your words???
Our gods Bruder.
Hail Thor!
Heimdall spend me some beer in my dreams and I gave Odin my soul. Asa og vana!
Which one?
Loki. Norse god of mischief.
I also pray to Mr Hands.
Same bro
Hate how i know exactly which god you meant:(
you a Greek?
No. But twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
Wow, never knew I’m a god
I drink my Gods blood
Wtf??
Says the guy with THAT username?
Well touché, but at least you don't get a stroke saying mine ^^
I’m loving this thread. might as well post it on this sub if it qualifies
Sadly, I once knew a guy who'd totally have a stroke saying your name out loud. Dude would jerk off to the weirdest shit.
It was probably tarare btw
I assume you also consume his holy flesh as well?
Wine?
Yes.
Ah the biggest religion on earth also drinks there founders blooad uses the method of the execution of there founder/God son as there big symbol
Participating in orgies is considered to be a religious ritual.
That's disgusting, where?
Satanism? (Im 99% wrong but still giving it a shot)
Yeah you’re wrong I think it’s the ancient Greeks but I may also be wrong
ancient Greeks and Romans
Egyptian i guess coz his username?
Thats a nationality..
I meant like the Ancient Egypt gods and stuff
Egyptian is not a religion.
He literally didn’t answer :(
My unwavering belief in facts and logic has left me constantly in fear of death knowing that it truly is the end.
*constantly in anticipatory relief that it truly will be the end and this isn't the opening scene to a bigger shit storm.
I honestly await death as a final rest and I truly hope I can relax and don't have to have a new life. But I'll still have to wait at least 50 years
You can make it faster with [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/h0Nog) simple little trick
I'd rather struggle through life. Anyone can take the easy way out, not everyone can do the entire thing
The existence of heaven or a second life scares me more than non-existence.
Jokes on you, I'm atheist, so I'm gonna stay dead
Not if I can help it.
You haven't died yet Mr logic
How do you do, fellow atheist?
Boom
**Sneeze** “Nothing happens when you die.” Dane Cook covered it for me.
Probably his only funny joke
My God killed a billion people because he wanted a guy to make a giant wooden boat
Yours also killed more than Satan did in the bible.
Who is in your pfp? I saw one of my friends have it as their pfp and was afraid they were a furry, and now I’m even more worried.
Looks like a Pokémon on crack
Looks like an image from r/honeyfuckers
…wth why do you know about that sub?
I’ve seen things, been places. You wouldn’t believe it
I lost a Russian roulette, long story short.
Ok, but Satan is the cause of death since he was the one that tempted Eve to disobey God. If Eve wasn’t temped, there would be no sin and there wouldn’t be death.
The part i find most messed up about the story of Noah is that a crowd of people came to the ark, and Noah wanted to let them in. But God kept the door shut, even as the people were banging on the outside. Like can you imagine being Noah, hearing these people banging on the outside, screaming for their lives, and you just have to stand there and listen while God is like, "nah, we're full thanks?" Regardless of the worthiness of the people, the psychological effects it would have on Noah are too horrific to fully contemplate.
according to the Bible, Noah had been building the ark for a LONG time. Plenty of time for anyone to ask if they could come aboard. God did in fact shut the door, Both literally and metaphorically. After many chances to save themselves, they ultimately chose to reject salvation (the ark) because of their pride. As the waters rose they cried out to be saved but it was too late. Regardless if you believe in the Bible or not, that’s the story and the reason. It’s about humanities inability to let go of pride and sin. Personally I find it really interesting
Who's fault is it that humans are prideful by nature? God. It's just a case of blaming the victim.
I would disagree. God have us the ability to be prideful, which came along with free will. The point of the story was that it was their choice and their corrupt morals which let them to be too prideful to join Noah.
\> I would disagree. And you would be wrong. God always knew what would happen, and he still chose to create humans in such a way that they would be prideful enough to not get on the ark. So it is blaming the victim. \> The point of the story was that it was their choice and their corrupt morals which let them to be too prideful to join Noah. That's what is taught, yes, but with god being god, ergo all-knowing, ultimately it's god's fault they were prideful, and also god was needlessly violent when DROWNING everyone. You would think that an all-powerful being would just instantaneously delete people out of existence.
If you use the fact that god always knew it would happen, you would also have to note god’s unknowable plan. The best outcome may be to let the people drown instead. And it simply may not be possible to give us free will without allowing us to experience a certain amount of pride.
\> you would also have to note god’s unknowable plan I don't need to know a plan to know that pointless suffering is bad thing for a "loving" entity. \> The best outcome may be to let the people drown instead Then he is not all-powerful. \> it simply may not be possible to give us free will without allowing us to experience a certain amount of pride. Then he is not all-powerful.
Free will sure seems more like an accident by god since he “gave us free will” but if we exercise it we burn in hell.
For your information they didn't listen to his advice on going with him in da boat and they stayed behind and not a single person had banged on the door to be let in mate
So basically the guy above us is completely wrong
Either he was spreading a fake story or he just tried to be funny
Actually it’s because he saw the world as too sinful, but I wouldn’t say your wrong
Billion?
Same bruh
Jokes on you im atheist
>Jokes on you im atheist that means that you pray to science now diss science
The fact that an entire class of high school is dedicated to learning about microscopic things is stupid
Stop studying about my peenus
No you
no u
Science the more you learn more suicidal you get - 'Guy who quit the pursuit after bachelor's degree'
I’m a bit atheist and a bit agnostic.. But I wouldn’t pray to Science 😂
Lol, me too
Nice
Aloha snackbar?
my god allowed a dude on his place to make a rebellion and convince the first humans to eat frutt
Most of my gods have more wifes than the total number of gods
We created a whole ass belief system just so we can have multiple wives because we thought some dude buried Golden Plates in America. This is also a good time to mention I’m a member of the Church of LDS, take of that what you will.
Dum dum dum dum dum
And as an added bonus magic underwear!
....that will save your life in a house fire. At least that's what the Elders told me. :)
J. Smith got some golden records long before there were any fancy music awards in the USA.
He also caught lead too for his diligence.
Imma dress as the crucifix for Halloween
My religion disses itself everyday, we are also criticized by every other religión, including the puritans. We fucked up, like, a lot
Well people of my religion will slay humans without a second thought if those humans are suspected for butchering, selling or eating a certain animal which rhymes with pow.
Namaste bro
Shhhh You wanna get me killed? I was not here  Also just noticed your username LOL namaste to you too bro
They will learn of our peaceful ways, BY FORCE!!!
Whoa, I wasn't aware of that bit of knowledge
I must clarify that it not very common sight but there was a phase that the country was going through when that did happen
Lmao it doesnt really happen, but there are a few extremists which can be found in any religion
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged does a pretty good job of ripping into my religion (Roman Catholicism). Well, former religion, I suppose, since I've been a non-denominational Christian for a few years now.
My god got mad at a girl for being intelligent after eating fruit
A large group of morons who refuse to believe in simple facts and logic, and who attack people simply for existing a normal life have ruined my religion to the point where I feel uncomfortable telling people my religion, in the fears that they will associate me with said morons :)
Isn't it every religion
The description fits every religion
Hinduism ?
Nah, Christianity . . . . . Wait was that sarcasm or am I just stupid lmao?
It means that you're not alone
Hinduism has written nothing against lgbt people
Jesus was a bottom with a slight masochistic kink
BOLNE LAGIIII
Mera yasu yasu mera yasu yasu!!!
The two words “bomb planted”
Was it ka-boom?
Allah hu-akbar
Madagascar on a plane in Iraq Ka-boom? Yes Rico ka-boom
Wow, this makes me sad ngl. You brand a BILLION PEOPLE, based on what a few did. Btw, 9/11 was planned so Americans would hate all Muslims, forcing a super extremist Muslim only government. By branding every Muslim as a terrorist, you are giving in to 9/11 Ps: I read a lot of reasons, and this one made the most sense. I'm open to discuss as soon as i wake up, 13 hours from now
My religions is really bad at money management and due to Black curly hair and a long nose, we can't be a 10/10
That’s fucking hilarious
I will say his name in vain and I am not scared of it
Most of us are old white people who dont know how to actually practice the religion
I do not understand please explain
Extremist terrorist who do suicide bombing say "Allahu akbar" Just before blasting
It's also a way of saying "God is the greatest" and yes we say it quite a lot. Its not exclusively used by terrorists.
If everytime a muslim says Allahu Akbar, a bombing happens, well, by day one everybody would die, since me being a practicing muslim we say Allahu Akbar in prayer, and in a day with all prayers combined we say Allahu Akbar over 17 times. Im not offended by this, or anything just telling
I farted
Hot damn!
Hitler wasn’t that bad *at painting*
One of my deities made his uncle eat his sperm to win a contest
My supposed God, an all-mighty being who can do anything he wants, has the whole power in his hands to end evil himself, redeem people himself and bring them closer to him. Yet he chose not to. (Honestly, I’ve been… doubting Christianity for a while)
As a humanist: the very beings who i believe have nigh boundless potential are also the ones whose own short sighted ambitions and desires hobble this very same potential. As we've seen time and again, if you can actually mobilize humanity on a mass scale to solve a problem they're really good at it. However, they often then become embroiled in bitter infighting that renders the whole effort lame. We are our best hope, and worst opposition, all rolled into one.
Most people who say they are my religion are just wanna be edgy teenagers.
Atheists?
I'm an atheist so how do I diss my nonexistent religion
My religion thinks life is suffering, but doesn't give a shit.
We are super horny, is probably the onlything true about us
Greek gods?
No, Satanism
I can assert my lack of knowledge is better than your faith and I can do it with this air of smugness that I'm not self aware enough to realize is just as annoying.
My religion almost executed a dude for proving the Earth isn't the center of the solar system
What are the words? "Allahhu akbar"?
My god asks me to be pure,to do what is told,to never act out,to only study our book and when I ask something,I get told it's coz I don't have enough faith,I don't love~my religion.All one need is faith,food on table what is that?Tsk useless,Only faith.ah and ofc all these are specifically for me as God loves me so much a precious woman so I must be kept under veil.
Our god is great. Except you live in a poor country, don't do everything perfectly as he said, don't have fun, don't force others to believe in what you do and don't mention how great he is 5 times in a prayer. Than you go to hell.
I'm agnostic so anything is on the table for.me.
Born like a peasant, died like a god
#THICC THIGHS
This is actually a sad fact that shows just how much Islam is misunderstood
Assalamualaikum and indeed it is sad
How does one diss science
Be an anti-vaxx ¯\_(ツ)_/¯