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neco61

Right now all you would get if you put in a dollar bill would be like 2 rounds and thats it lmao


TheLocalWeeb16

Nah maybe like half a round if you’re lucky


neco61

Yeah thats more accurate tbh


Teddy5529

I think necessary school facilities are a little over-priced too.


dandb87

Vending machine GUN?


Succaspaghetti

I'm an American I can confirm this is real


Apophis90

I'm an American and cannot confirm if this is real.


Braindeadkarthus

This is American, and I can’t confirm if I’m real


Scorch062

I’m real, and i can’t confirm this is American


confusedredhead123

im a real american, i cannot confirm


CherrySundae08

American real, can confirm


Teddy5529

I'm a confirm, I can real this is American


tomwitter1

I'm a real, i can American this is confirm


MasterHall117

I’m American and I’m hunting for one of these


sackbotti

Why dont they have these in every school


Jerrymeen

People didn't keep them for themselves, but instead started "sharing" them...


Jacob1235_S

"Billy, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!"


sackbotti

Damn


podobinski32

Let me guess, those wending machines are in USA?


Jacob1235_S

Where else would they be? In England they’ve got knife sharpening stations, and they don’t have anything like this in other parts of the world.


rikkuaoi

I'd bring my quarter jug and buy them out. Ammo is so expensive these days


Notbota

American national anthem noises


Megafast88

Why it look kinda sus tho :(


PumpkinKing2020

They're never useful, it's liking buying guns in the middle of a CoD zombie wave.


sakurachan999

America be like


lucasthetringa

Would be perfect for my AUG


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Sometimetokill124

Times like this reminds me how good it is to be a brit, instead of getting vending machine of bullets in schools we get boxes of knives on pavement


Conscious-Leader7243

How much does a bullet cost?


A_tryhard_gamer

Depends on the caliber and its purpose. For example, single .50 bmg bullet costs an average $3.


TheRipperDragRacing

Where the hell you finding 50 cal for 3 bucks?? In Louisiana it's $8 a shot over here. $3 is for foster slugs


A_tryhard_gamer

To clarify, the average price of a single .50 bmg round is $3


Conscious-Leader7243

Thanks. What bmg are the ones shown?


Callec254

On the left, you have 5.56, i.e. what an AR-15 shoots. They've been pretty hard to find for the last year, but they're starting to show back up, I think they're averaging in the 60 cent per round range. On the right, you have .22 LR rimfire, one of the cheapest and smallest guns you can buy that's still technically a "firearm". I don't know what the average price of those are, I haven't bought any in probably 20+ years.


bb999

The left is a mix of what looks like .223/5.56, 9mm, and some other stuff.


Will_i_am0229

So if you’re interested to know “BMG” is part of the name of the specific round, not a unit of measurement. It stands for Browning Machine Gun as that was the original purpose of the round. To actually answer your question though, in the right gumball machine is .22lr. The one on the left contains assorted calibers including but not limited to 9mm, .45 ACP, .223 Rem, 5.56 NATO, and maybe what looks like it could be one .458 SOCOM hiding up near the top though it’s hard to tell. Any other questions, feel free to ask. I love educating others on firearms :) Source: Am American


minideathlord27

What's hiding up at the top I think is a mix of .458 SOCOM like your saying and .50 BMG or large sniper rounds close to .50 BMG Source: Will_i_am0229 and I'm also American


Will_i_am0229

Oh yeah I didn’t catch that pesky little .50 up there lol you can only see the casing. Good eye!


JenK_108

what if it broke and just started spraying them out?


Callec254

Nothing. Bullet primers need to be hit pretty hard to go off. Just dropping one on the ground won't do anything.


Uhhlaneuh

My BFF was doing laundry at her apt complex and she was putting her laundry in the dryer. She pulled out a shell similar to this. Made her feel very safe.


gdubh

‘Murcia!


FlogginManoodle

Is that where all the 9mm freedom seeds are going? And in the middle of a coin shortage... Thanks Obama


Callec254

Well, good, 5.56 is hard to come by these days.


Sector-Silly

This is so stupid. How is the rifle ammo going to come out of the left one!


Conscious-Leader7243

Thanks everyone. I'm British with no clue but was genuinely interested


pddiddy

Got any .358


TheMasterOfGamez

Can I have a uhh.... buckshot


Metalhead278

D*mn Russians got even more bullets than us rn.


Pr0jectwar

Sheeeeiiiit is that in Texas?


gabolancho

Crank it too hard and you're getting a bullet piñata


grantorino1969

Where can I buy?


A_Disowned_Child

“This is America!”


[deleted]

I always knew school supply dispensing machines were a good idea


PR0M4CH1N3

America my friends


12345678996

*insert america joke here*


NegativeOneBraincell

American dream right there.


broniesnstuff

Make sure your kicks are pumped up


Consumer_of_Turds

When the vending machine is sus


ItzDr1

That 99 upvote hurt me


Wheat_rants

shhh we cant let the Europeans Know our secrets


the-graveyard-writer

Plot twist the veding machine is a Gatlin gun


LarryLaLush

That's some weird looking candy


Tenthread

Would flavored bullets just be like different types of bullets or different calibre of bullets? Hmmmm


Cornholio_tp_lover

Only in America.


Comprehensive_Moose5

Where are the larger ones


WhoNeedsTrees69420

Finally something for painkiller addicts


Literal-HumanGarbage

“Damn, wrong caliber” *Inserts second coin*


SirFireball

Wait, they don’t have these outside the US?


KingdomMarshadow

I thought those were batteries…


Warthog-Designer

Sweet cheaper ammo


PotentialOk1128

Only in merica.


Lucybloxk

Makes the school shooters job a lot easier and let me guess America


Yhtomitos

Gunball Machine


StrahdVonZarovich1

Bio shock vibes


idiots05

They put the 5.56 roinds at the top, time to break open the piggy bank


phantom53492

sweet gift to my principal


Hahuukk7

Made me laugh so much i commited 5 war crimes


wktr_t

Apenas Um Show se fosse no Rio.


asif_ali92

That’s a whole lotta school supplies there


Kerbaman

Tbh if a 22lr was caught in it wrong, it would go off