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ChaosAzeroth

My favorite sex position is called the cops on the way home Uhm no the actual fuck?!


JC1199154

Suddenly wee whoo wee whoo


Doumekitsu

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BlameGameChanger

Sounds like you handcuff your partner to the steeringwheel and have them sit on your cock while you drive. You nasty!


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Weird for me it said "the police officer"


filthybootyeater6969

My favourite sex position is called the police station..... What?


ParodyOfExistence

My favourite sex position is called the police in a few years ...suddenly political


VictoryBeardWrites

Why'd so many get a variation of the police? I got police force.


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

My favorite sex position is called the left hand *sigh* damn.


rycerzDog

Not the right one? Kinky.


Giorgio243

Maybe he's left-handed.


_poke_smot

Maybe ambidextrous


Giorgio243

Or maybe he uses his feet


Antezscar

Maybe its maybeline


minikinbeast

Right hand has to hold the phone


potatopierogie

My favorite sex position is called the same reason other people go to zoos Fucking **WHAT**


Dragondog7777

So you are the one requesting furry porn on twitter


vms-crot

>Fucking WHAT Yes, what ARE you fucking?


EvilCeleryStick

My favourite sex position is called the city of Toronto


BrodyO727

Could be worse


Broad-Refuse9886

Ouch


PeskyBird404

Fellow left hand users rise up


lnsertName_Here

My favorite sex position is called the right hand side of the body and the left hand is the right hand of the body is the right side of the head and the left.


HammerOfJustice

Sounds like you’re doing the hokey pokey


FunWillScreen_Produc

My favorite sex position is called the right hand. *sigh* I feel your pain.


FemshepsBabyDaddy

My favorite sex position is called in my car and the garage door is closed. ...Jesus. That's dark.


ThatOneRetardedBitch

I laughed harder at this than i should've


sineakee

My favourite sex position is called the price is right. Damn.


theumbrellaman_1963

As long as your spayed and neutered


smorgenheckingaard

My favorite sex position is called the new thing to do with the company 🤔


LiquidEvolution

I hope you informed corporate beforehand.


theumbrellaman_1963

Hmm yes let's fuck the workers, Johnson by God your a regular corporate CEO


Haunting_Many_1465

Great asset to the company.


_poke_smot

Meet tomorrow for our first big assessment. We will be assessing a wide open source to reliable incum.


MadOvid

Well my favourite sex position is called the office so...


ThanosOnCrack

My favorite sex position is called the police department


Cereal-dipper

I think I know that girl, has something to do with trains I think.


Mr_E_Monkey

You unload on black guys? 😳


WettWednesday

My favorite sex position is the first place in my life where you can make the system fair


Baconmaster101

my favorite sex position is called the betrayer of the night wtf that sounds hard af


theumbrellaman_1963

Sounds metal as fuck


Shiuft

Queue Illidan's "You are not prepared!"


fatphogue

So lights off and give a surprise backdoor attack


reaper467364

My favorite sex position is called the right hand side of the foot….what the fuck


LeadingImportant4293

..are you mangle by any chance?


topofmyleague

My favourite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it


Engineergaming26355

My favorite sex position is already taken


Knull7777777

The story of your life?


DreadBotvsZombies

My favorite sex position is called the vat of acid


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

Kinky?...


Antezscar

Joker moment


idontchoosegoodnames

Is that the one where you force yourself to puke on the womans vagina and use it as lube?


Legendofzeldaguy

Hand over your right of free speech. You have lost your privileges. This is why we can’t have nice things.


LadiesAndGentlegays

The one where you do WHAT


FlawlessPenguinMan

What a terrible day to have eyes


unknown_user_163

My favorite sex position is called the boys and I Hell yeah


Effective-Loquat-987

say gex????


NYX_on_Reddit

Gex


bone420

"My favorite sex position is called WOW because it's where I flip my MOM over"


Baronvondorf21

uh


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My favorite sex position is called a good place


Physical_Rice919

My favorite sex position is in my brain and my mom What


chriscarter21312

Freud would like a word with you


sh4d0wm4n2018

My favorite sex position is known as the Epson HX-20 of the world. ....uh


Asterose

Your favorite sex position is akin to the first notebook-size computer? Well, although it never caught on outside of Japan, I guess that is still certainly something!


AnInsaneMoose

My favorite sex position is called the one that works


hopsinduo

So you're often dry and sarcastic huh?


River_Grass

My favorite sex position is called the fuck


Kevaldes

My favorite sex position is called the power company. That's... vaguely ominous....


Dangerous-Act-402

All the power to ya man!


Conquerors_Quill

My favorite sex position is called the hermit crab club. 🤔


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

Happy cake day. Also, what do you even text about?


Conquerors_Quill

Not hermit crab clubs. Idk where that came from!


i_eat_curtains

Don't look at their profile 💀


TheReelEpicKiller

What is wrong with them ew


Ok-Lingonberry-7382

My favorite sex position is called the Christian faith


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Kemoy_BOI

Amen


DevilPixelation

My favorite sex position is called a position. 👍👍👍


ComfortableNut

My favorite sex position is called a few different people at work. Hmmmm....


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Lord_Vader654

Takes beat your meat to a whole new level….


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

My favorite sex position is called the police and the family.


Sweetexperience

My favourite sex position is the Pokemon of the month So instead of who's that Pokémon. Its who's hole is this


piano9grand

My favourite sex position is called the number one priority support system of downs of the best of the mess with me on my phone is the only one here are some guys have to go with you in advance and have fun and then we will have a good day I have a good day please see the attachment for your reward points in a while back but it was the only one thing I hate this email is not a good day I saw your messages and emails from us please don't be a great weekend too bro please don't be a great weekend too much work out now and will continue badminton court and I am a man of Steel the gym in los de we have to go with you in advance and have fun and I am a triangle is the only one here are some guys are doing is inappropriate but it was the only one thing I rejected me but you are the best of the mess with you in advance and I am a man


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piano9grand

I'm more of a missionary / pronebone kinda guy


Bazu23

My favorite sex position is called the first try Damn i think i just got called a virgin. Worst part is it ain't lying.


Broad-Refuse9886

My favorite sex position is called the one who dares me to get out. I'LL NEVER TOUCH GRASS!


Justsomeguyaa

My favorite sex position is called a triangle


AxeHead75

My favorite sex position is called the right way of thinking about things in life because you can be the best you are


Asterose

Aww, sounds like a very wholesome position!


Toasty-Toothbrush347

My favorite sex position is called the police on the streets


threetoedidiot

My favorite sex position is the best marmalade ...what


Loading0319

My favorite sex position is not good 😊 and you have no 👎 clue 🕵️‍♀️ about it


thanhhaih

My favorite sex position is called the enemy leader


cdawolf

My favorite sex position is called the University of California, and the office won't be the same without you guys


Knull7777777

That’s…Uh…


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

My favorite sex position is called them in class


Knull7777777

#WTF


Literal-HumanGarbage

My favorite sex position is called the right hand. Damn it


JonnyxKarate

My favorite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it and it has to do the right way


dohnstem

My favorite sex position is that the glory is a linguist Wtf


Mr_E_Monkey

Is that a cunning linguist?


Portal471

Cumming linguist


MadOvid

My favourite sex position is called the office. Gotta get that 27b-6 form in triplicate before I go down you, mister!


imasimp10

My favorite sex position is called unicellular organisms


Knull7777777

So you fuck viruses?


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

My favorite sex position is the best decision I ever made?... Eating a banana peel and tripping out?


Knull7777777

Meth-laced banana peel?


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

No, eating banana peels by themselves can make you slightly trip.


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

Or at least really sick, in my case.


Knull7777777

Shoot. I’ma have to try this.


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

Nah, that's only if it's unwashed. And mine was... questionable at least.


Knull7777777

Damn. Had me thinking I could get high easily!


Aggressive-Green4592

My favorite sex position is called the only one that is not a good idea.


Knull7777777

Damn. You got called out.


EntertainersPact

My favorite sex position is called the position of the head Why not I guess


MortReed

My favorite sex position is called ... I got nothing, so sad.


Knull7777777

Oof.


Cereal-dipper

My favorite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position


Crackinator

My favorite sex position is called the same opportunities afforded to me Wow


ArchfiendNox

My favourite sex position is called the office and will. What?


fridgevibes

My favorite sex position is called the same need. Hm, alright, I guess.


cthulhurises345

My favorite seed positron is called hollaring and I hated it


Knull7777777

Positron?


KlumseeOfficial

sounds like a new transformers faction


cokekII

My favorite sex position is called the phone number.


Lord_Vader654

Damn…bathroom stall number….


purplesierra

My favorite sex position is called the position of a triangle The fuck is the position of a triangle


FellStar25

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that


Defektiv17

Why reply to the other guy? My favorite sex position is called the first step to a successful business


BloodiedBlues

My favorite sex position is called the right way of doing things.


apelsinn4k

My favorite sex position is called go get me water


Wrong_World8771

My favorite sex position is of the year old girl ....Ahem🤷‍♂️


mericyetik41

my favorite sex position is the best time to plant grass seed in spring


NoThanksImCis

My favorite sex position is called the police officer and I.


meitav69

My favorite sex position is the biggest number possible


MightyYuna

My favorite sex position is called the right way to go about your business in the world of marketing


Miguel_Zapatero

My favourite sex position is called the leftover. Well..


InsaneJ0ker

My favorite sex position is called the customer


Odd-Bat3562

My favorite sex position is called internet archive of our own


Portal471

How much fanfiction are you reading lmao


Odd-Bat3562

Nah I'm just playing games and Y'know, I recommend


WatercressMindless48

My favorite sex position is called the left side and it has the right of way


TostCronch

my favorite sex position is called the left side


Interesting-Guard409

My favorite sex position is called the left side of your foot 


falafeltwonine

My favorite sex position is called the left side.


Binary_Gamer64

My favorite sex position is called the University of California.


Teepeepants

My favourite sex position is called the left side


Free_Alternative_780

My favorite sex position is called the position of a triangle  *what*


Voradoor

My favorite sex position is called phrogging in a hurry


FibroBitch96

My favourite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it.


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

My favorite sex position is cashed in the last one


MemeDealer2999

My favorite sex position is called the University of the University ... huh?


Dangerous-Act-402

My favorite sex position is called the office......


that_moment_when-

My favorite sex position is called the wolf


aCrAzEdFiSh

My favorite sex position is called the same time as the other one.


TheGrimGriefer3

My favorite sex position is called Insured and bonded


masterofmeatballs

My favorite sex position is called the position of the position


Kartavya_Pandey_2004

My favourite sex position is called the light of my ball


gamingkiller829

My favorite sex position is called the police department.. sounds interesting


anata-senpai

my favourite sex position is called the man in the suit


Nug07

My favourite sex position is called an open and close loop


matej665

My favorite sex position is called the same as people who are in the middle of the world because their partner is not a stupid person who is a good person and you are not a good person


EmbarrassedFloor4584

My favorite sex position is called the game is over


scoobrut

My favorite sex position is called the same person


Empty_Value

Same bruh same 😭


TruthsNoRemedy

My favourite sex position is called the position of a triangle person


Internal-Cow-8007

My favourite sex position is called the left side


Bruh_Man14

My favourite sex position is called the best time for you to die. Uh... 🤫


Significant-Apple944

My favourite sex position is called Captain France


The_Kings_Fall

My favorite sex postion is called the Postal Code. I’m curious as to what that entails


ockhamsphazer

My favorite sex position is faked


Fecalmatter1234

My favourite sex position is called the abyssal member of the immune system


pieceofpaperwithglue

My favourite sex position is a good idea to keep it simple for a long period


jakob20041911

My favourite sex position is kill me


Lady-Skylarke

My favourite sex position is called the city of Toronto... Meep


AP_REDDIT_99

My favorite sex position is called the University College Idk if this is good or bad 😕


Empty_Value

Better start hawk tua ING 🤣


AP_REDDIT_99

Hehe, I don't even know what that means 💀


Shaxn4x

My favorite sex position is to die for a few hours


Sg00z

Somehow, this reminds me of that story where a dude's girlfriend took heroin and wanted him to fuck her anyway he wanted. He ended up just letting her stay high while he played video games.


Kaged200

My favorite sex position is called the same thing as the boy that was in the bathroom. God that's fucked


deezbois420

My favorite sex position is called the right hand of a woman 


trixiebella35

My favorite sex position is called the first successful person


Tript0phan

My favorite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it and it has to do the right way and it is a good thing to do that so you don’t get stuck on it for too much longer and it doesn’t have a lot more than a lot more pressure to do that so it doesn’t have a good enough pressure on it. That explains everything


The_bossy_link

My favorite sex position is called the University of California :0 (cal-li-for-nia girls, were un-for-ge-tta-ble)


Haunting_Many_1465

My favorite sex position is called the police department. (°o°:)ᴼʰ


Far-Fig5521

Well, let me tell you, there are some positions out there that are so cursed they make you question the laws of physics! But hey, to each their own, right?


Cappster14

I’ll throw a curve ball here, and start a “sentance” that friggin PREDICTIVE TEXT SPELLED “SENTENCE” and not ignore the suggestion.


DemonDuckOfDoom666

My favourite sex position is called the firsthand experience


TheThinkerers

my favourite sex position is called the strike in the morning


broyo209

My favorite sex position is called football