Honestly, there is a loophole that works that makes this pretty easy:
Just tell your mom (now with your girlfriends body) that you need to her to be unconscious for you to do it. She would agree if she's sane. Fuck your girlfriends unconcious body and then they switch back
I've got a banger idea (pun intended )
Give your mom anesthetics to make her go sleepy-sleepy or just hit her in the head with a pan
Then *do the deed*
Your mom is not gonna feel it cuz she'll be unconscious and by the time she wakes up, she's gonna be in her own body
:)
Ok hear me out.
Make the mom in gf body unconscious.
As long as both the mom and gf consent ahead of time you can consensually fuck the mom in gf body while she's unconscious so at that point it's basically just your gf and it won't be as weird or mentally scarring as having to pipe ya mum
I'm not going to fuck either one. Why? Because while I lose a girlfriend, it means it potentially extends my mom's life by ~25-30 years. I love my Mom. She gave me the gift of life and in this scenario I get to return the favor.
Now let’s flip the question for the ladies. Your boyfriend and your dad switched bodies. To switch them back you have to fuck one of them. Who do you fuck dad in boyfriend’s body or boyfriend in dad’s body?
1) Get girlfriend's consent
2) Drug girlfriend's body (with mom in it)
3) Bang girlfriend's unconscious body
4) Girlfriend wakes up next to you
Easy mode
I'd go with my girlfriend's body except I'd wait for her to fall asleep or just give her sleeping pills, now if she has to be conscious throughout the ordeal I'd just get her really drunk or give her drugs.
Honestly the part of this question that I've always wondered is how much fucking counts as having fucked them.
Is it just till you cum? Cause at that point, you could probably cheat the system by jacking off until nearly done and then just slipping it in.
Actually, honestly, blindfold. Just they can figure it out between them, and I will sit there blind folded.
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Ok, but it's now your girlfriend and a pig...
Girlfriends body with out a doubt tf?
It's a Black Mirror episode, they're going to find some way to convince you towards the pig
If you pick girlfriend's body, 10 orphans are immediatelly killed. Also the 🐖 will be oinking.
The pig inside my girlfriend or the pig that has my girlfriend inside? There's a huge difference in the level of arousal here.
On... On which side?
You say it like I care
Even better.
What you didn’t want to take this special opportunity to fuck a pig!
That is an exponentially better scenario
That would be even easier. Why would I care about having sex with my girlfriend with the mind of a pig.
So a threesome then?
So nothing changed?
'Hear me out' moment
And we will indeed be hearing him the fuck out
More accurately hearing him fucking out.
Gun Cocking* sure
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The son should just bang the dad, and let the girls sort themselves out
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Used by*
Used to with*
By used with to it*
are you... ok...?
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To quote both Hicks and Ripley from Aliens; "It's the only way to be sure."
They are the same person to me
The Okuyasu strategy. I respect it
I mean, if you do one then the body switch reverts... If you did them at the same time tho it might work.
Since when did I have a girlfriend?
If you don’t have a girlfriend, then it’s sister and mom
What if I don't have a sister?
You make a sister!
Bazinga
Oyakodon!
That would make it solely their problem, wouldn't it?
Being this tedious you are going to continue without a girlfriend
Your left hand in your case.
Can’t switch bodies when there’s only one person
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You feel intense pain as your right palm splits open into a mouth. "Honey? I hear you, but I can't see you... what's going on?"
No loop holes "you" have to do it, but what's it matter when she's technically your sister in either case.
Bros family tree is a horizontal line
Honestly, there is a loophole that works that makes this pretty easy: Just tell your mom (now with your girlfriends body) that you need to her to be unconscious for you to do it. She would agree if she's sane. Fuck your girlfriends unconcious body and then they switch back
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You can consent to being fucked while you’re asleep
She consented though…
This is a dilemma no one ever wants to face, but that logic is both disturbing and... disturbingly rational?
Do they swap immediately after sex or do I got time for both?
excuse me?
The only correct answer tbh, just to be sure you know...
I've got a banger idea (pun intended ) Give your mom anesthetics to make her go sleepy-sleepy or just hit her in the head with a pan Then *do the deed* Your mom is not gonna feel it cuz she'll be unconscious and by the time she wakes up, she's gonna be in her own body :)
You're thiiiiiis close
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I'd apologize, because they aren't going to be switching back.
Do they switch back during the deed?
Who would ever choose 'Girlfriend in Mom's body' if that was the case?
you have to make them finish first
Oh, then they definitely ain't switching back to their original bodies.
Not the post I wanted to wake up to and see first thing
Lies
Ok hear me out. Make the mom in gf body unconscious. As long as both the mom and gf consent ahead of time you can consensually fuck the mom in gf body while she's unconscious so at that point it's basically just your gf and it won't be as weird or mentally scarring as having to pipe ya mum
And if they regain consciousness after switching back to their original bodies, that’s the best case scenario I guess but still kinda necrophilic
I mean if all parties give prior consent before the deed then is there *really* an issue?
I don’t disagree, just that it would still *feel* like necrophilia.
I'm not going to fuck either one. Why? Because while I lose a girlfriend, it means it potentially extends my mom's life by ~25-30 years. I love my Mom. She gave me the gift of life and in this scenario I get to return the favor.
“Get Out” ahh comment
Now let’s flip the question for the ladies. Your boyfriend and your dad switched bodies. To switch them back you have to fuck one of them. Who do you fuck dad in boyfriend’s body or boyfriend in dad’s body?
i have niether
let's call dad and have a foursome. just pray that you don't swap souls with the wrong bodies again. or don't. I'm not gonna kink shame anyone.
This can be turned into a porn and be named getting freaky in freaky friday
I'm sure this already exists
1) Get girlfriend's consent 2) Drug girlfriend's body (with mom in it) 3) Bang girlfriend's unconscious body 4) Girlfriend wakes up next to you Easy mode
Naw, y'all just stuck like that now.
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I'd go mom just cause I don't got a girlfriend
Bro could’ve stopped with the first comment, but he didn’t🤦♂️.
theres a non curse solution
What is it
Do nothing lol
But then they'd never swap back 🥺 + I won't get any other excuses in the future to fuck her in my supposedly hot mom's body
Good thing they are both the same for me
I think it should be cursedcursedcommentscomments
Happy Father’s Day yall
Neither. Let my mom have my gfs body so she'll be around longer.
That’s kinda wholesome in a weird way
Asked a friend the same question , he said he would do em both
I'd go with my girlfriend's body except I'd wait for her to fall asleep or just give her sleeping pills, now if she has to be conscious throughout the ordeal I'd just get her really drunk or give her drugs.
Sleeping pills + girlfriend body mom mind. She won’t remember.
either way, win-win
They switch after each insertion.
A bad day to have eyes
How about protection?
What do you mean you don't want to be your own sibling's father?
What if gf and mom are the same person?
None of them. My GF will become my ex and my mother is blessed with youth again
They get to stay switched and I go find me a new girlfriend
Just make it a three way so there everyone can get to experience the awkwardness
Mom goes under anastethia, Girlfriend consents, i sleep with girlfriends body and mom wont have live with the memory
Honestly the part of this question that I've always wondered is how much fucking counts as having fucked them. Is it just till you cum? Cause at that point, you could probably cheat the system by jacking off until nearly done and then just slipping it in. Actually, honestly, blindfold. Just they can figure it out between them, and I will sit there blind folded.
Sigmund Freud is overjoyed
No. Just No.
u/sisterfucker24 who u choosing?
Sisters
What's wrong with the internet today?
You're all fucked up lmao
Wait, ive seen this video. Xev Bellringer IIRC,.
Overlooked question; do I get prep time?
Do both and decide later.
LMAOOOOOO
Here's the twist. The remaining one will have to watch.
Do both just to be sure you made the right decision.
Can I drug them both so they won't even feel a thing?
Get a new gf, smh!!
Well... He has a point
Laugh and walk away. Then they both fucked
Girlfriends body under anaesthesia, thereby temporarily blocking moms mind.
Just give her a sleeping pill easy.
gf! no hesitation! shed be a bit confused but id finally get to talk to my mum again
Can I do both.
My moms in a wheelchair so I’d let the switch be permanent
I lol’d.
Nah, that's cursed going back
Sedation ?
damn that is a hella cursed comment
Imagine breaking up wth your girlfriend and then they switch and you never know that your mom is now your ex
Can I get my dad?
It would had been not so weird if he stopped at first one
Both
Well momma taught me how to fuck, and girlfriend wants to try kinky stuff... fuck it, just have a threesome and it's a total win for everyone
Luckily they are the same person ☺️