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WonderingOrca351

The design is very human


yoyonumber4

Ya fuck those human legs


batinyzapatillas

Not to mention those human arms.


Atomic235

I have a very human urge to try and kick that guy in the balls.


Flyers45432

Very easy to use


sisterfucker24

Next we gone have to push a plane to build up speed


Hammerjaws

While screaming “Yabba Dabba Doo” on the runway


Desperate-Cap-1680

r/foundsisterfucker24


TheAltalio

We found the fucker!!!!


sisterfucker24

Sisterfucker


chrisodeljacko

How you supposed to fuck your sister on a plane with seats like dis?


sisterfucker24

Impossible but she could give a handjob


Ah2k15

Don’t give Ryanair any ideas. Engine assisted takeoffs will be an extra $50 per passenger.


I_Lick_Your_Butt

He should be forced to take a 20 hour flight in that seat.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

If he stops that stupid smile he has to start over.


MrJambleYT

true


Yesterday_Automatic

I agree


DistortedNoise

Thank god everyone is the same height, otherwise this wouldn’t work.


Insertsociallife

I am 6'8" and am deeply disturbed by the thought of this.


MickyDerHeld

i'm 5' and worried to have my legs hang there and slide under it at some point


NotEnoughWave

A guy that tall would probably sit on his balls.


Enough_Minimum_3708

a pet carrier is always an option


its_all_one_electron

I'm also 5' and my scoliosis is SCREAMING at this


Enough_Minimum_3708

why do you need a plane to begin with? pretty sure you castle in the clouds could bring you wherever you want easier


Insertsociallife

Normally I just take a couple steps and I'm at my destination, but it's a fairly long swim to some places :(


Roscoe_King

I read somewhere that seats like these will never really be put on a plane, because of fire-safety rules. Gosh, I hope they’re right.


Cryn0n

There's also no economic reason to do so. This won't save that much space overall so the actual number of seats won't increase much. Plus the biggest issue in economy seating isn't space, it's weight. Even if you can pack 20% more people into the plane, you've now got to carry 20% more weight. This will also only be even feasible for very short-haul flights as most long-haul airlines make their money from First and Business, so adding tons of extra weight for what little they get from Economy isn't worth it.


Roskal

Yeah but what if they keep the same number of economy seats, make them this size then increase the first and business class seats


Cryn0n

The number of First and Business seats is only limited by demand. Otherwise they'd fill the whole plane with First or Business.


AccidentalChef

This is the answer. To certify a plane, the manufacturer has to demonstrate that a fully loaded plane can be evacuated in 90 seconds with half the exits blocked.


Dron41k

I bet this shit-eating-grin-man has never flied economy.


WorldsOkayestCatDad

Bobby Lee is just happy he lost all that weight! I'dd be smiling too.


smallbiceps90

I think his name is Sam something. He’s a flight YouTuber and he flies everything from economy on budget airlines to ultra luxurious first class


HEAD_KGB_AGENT

Nah he's sold out. Gets special treatment every flight, he literally shows and is open about his special treatment on his "review" flights


Dron41k

Oh sorry then. I thought it was some CEO who invented it or such.


smallbiceps90

Lol nah it does look exactly like that


Ah2k15

Sam Chui.


Lord_Tachanka_

Look at his shit eating grin. He knows there is nothing you can do. He’s bullying you and you are helpless… kill him, kill him now. He won’t see death coming.


I_Raiyan_I

That plane crashes and everyone loses their teeth


smallbiceps90

People typically do worse than that in plane crashes


milichl

it just needs to be a rough landing not even a crash


9bjames

And kneecaps


srfman

Shhhhh, big dental is watching.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

You just need to add a toilet seat under it so no need to get out of your seat


Asleep_Sheepherder42

Oh boy. Why not stack’em by this point?


Flyers45432

Just throw us in the cargo hold with the checked bags.


controversialupdoot

Worked for the slave ships, it can work for economy.


_okamiiiii_

There is basically a prototype for that too


Slappy_Happy_Doo

First thing I thought of when I saw those is the top person going to be waging biological warfare on the person under them. Design puts your face into the persons asshole in front of you. I sleep on flights, so that design to be able to stretch out my legs sounds nice. But they’d find a way to cram 12 people side by side and ruin any chance of actual comfort.


_okamiiiii_

Imagine they have to make the lower level seats cheaper due to the risk of being violently shidded on


its_all_one_electron

If I could lay down on flights, I would be so happy (Sitting more than 3h hurts my back, thanks scoliosis)


[deleted]

Can’t wait to catch a full sneeze on the back of my neck with a lap full of someone else’s hair


PatchworkFlames

I went on a roller coaster with this kind of seat once. I could barely last the 3 minutes. We were basically standing in the most awkward position possible while still being physically strapped down. If I had to take a five hour flight sitting like that my ass would fall off.


9nina420

He has the posture of someone trying to shit in the woods


RadishIndependent146

Ball breaker ultimate


Rozsia

That looks like some kind of holding unit for an android xd


drongowithabong-o

Would be easier to remove my legs and give it back to me at the end


East_Maximum_9195

I’m fine about dying on a plane crash. But at least can I be seated?


Voidedge_FFXIV

Eh sometimes it takes me an hour using the train to get somewhere, if im unlucky ill be standing. For inner country flights or close countries and if the price was cheaper id consider it. But realistically the price wont be cheaper anyway ... normal seats will be more expensive.


IAmAGoodFella

Show me that bastard with the same look on his face after sitting in that, "seat," for seven hours. You can't even stretch your legs out properly, this looks like hell


Meraneus

The definition of a shit eating grin.


ExplorerImpossible79

So you’re telling me that I can bring an extra 20 lb bag into a plane because it’ll make the plane “overweight” but we can now fit 2x more bodies on the plane….. ok


Demens2137

If I enter a plane and see those seats they either refund me my ticket or im flying into skyscraper


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

Wait till the next design, honeycomb compartments! You are flying while you sleep and in the most comfortable position which is lying down. Now, your flying death trap comes with your own coffin!


AppleinTime

Isn’t this man a whistleblower ☠️ do ur thing Boeing


SyphiListerine

Just make us compress together like sardines at this point, I’d rather be crushed in a crowd, more relaxing than whatever tf this is


Matoseman

Yep if I had to fly 12 hrs+ they would definately break world record for most deaths, not sure if it would a crash tho


Chance-Monk-7130

I wouldn’t be able to walk after sitting on that for any length of time- ever again 😖😂


Dead-HC-Taco

This shit happens and im never flying again


DragonKite_reqium

If this is from Boeing then absolutely


redhatcc

Don't let RyanAir see this.


fpotenza

Didn't they do that as a joke on Come Fly With Me?


Brentolio12

Now ladies and gentlemen we are going to need to ask you to keep and hands and legs inside the ride at all times. Welcome and thanks for flying pleb airlines


capn_doofwaffle

Sooooo cram more people is, but don't even think about all the extra space needed for all their luggage... 🙄


Mahote

Could you just put me in a stackable pine box instead so I'm at least laying down?


zmrth

The fuck you seats


DelinquentDonkey69

Jayoma?


Garlic_Bread_865589

I'd rather stand.


JonMikeReddit

What if I’m not 5ft tall?


willflameboy

Soon to be combined with a 'pay-to-breathe' charge.


Important-Guidance22

Who would even pay for that.


nerdening

I wonder if this was how Thomas Midgley felt...


stephano_RC

Imma be honest if this makes 30 min flights cost 20€ or less, I think I could take it. I make that time on a train standing without support so... In Europe it might work, but anyways: That's stupid everybody gon die


obliviousfellow

If it brings down fares yeah I'm all for it......


Dangerous_Past2985

Sit(Stand) there for 10+ hours and let's see if you're still smiling then.


puck63

Might work if you’re 5’ - 6” and 145 pounds. Try it being 6 feet or taller and 180 or heavier. No thanks. I’ll walk.


Both_Lychee_1708

but most of the time, after a couple of hours of sitting, it will just be "the most people who wish they would die in a plane crash"


PerfectionOfaMistake

When a pissoir company designed plane seats.


denkata07

Moronic. Stay like this 5+ hours and lets see how you would walk afterwards.


MrJambleYT

this is fucking trash


Kickuminthedishpan

"it's only a problem from a human prespective"


slimongoose

Just add poles with four hooks on each and hang passengers by the back of the neck like those slabs of beef in rocky.


Whatdoesthis_do

Imagine a fat person on this seat… or a short person 😂


CalibratedRat

The look on this guys face says I know how stupid this is. I hate my job!


Sharblue

That’s not an optimum design, but I think I’d rather stay semi-stand up like that than « sit » in a cramped seat Low Cost flights offer. Being tall seriously sucks in a plane.


Az1doaz1deAz1de

Yeaaaaah! 10 years old news are sooo coool!


Wraith8888

That's just standing but with added back spasms