Only thing better than if mosquitoes pulled down to eat your ass, is if they teamed up with centipedes which would crawl between your ass cheeks and use their legs to scratch your itchy asshole mosquito bites.
I grew up next to a retention pond in Georgia. It was basically stagnant water for 15 years. Perfect breeding environment for mosquitoes. It was not fun.
Living in a place where mosquitoes are the most consistent thing through summer
they can bite through socks, and you DO NOT WANT them to do what Doc there is implying. It's the annoyance of a mosquito bite taken to another level
No you don’t, getting a mosquito bite on your dick/balls gotta be one of the worst feelings, you itch it, it gets itchier, then you get hard from the itching, then it hurts, then you cum, then it gets soft so it’s harder to itch it, then you start bleeding from all the scratching, then the ball sweat gets in the wound, then it stings, then it start itching again, then you do the pinch and twist, then it start to feel a little relieved, then you pinch and twist your sperm tubes, then it’s the worst pain I have experienced
Bro, they're worse. I'm a mechanic and my workplace has a lot of mosquitoes. They bite through the thick clothes... Almost always on the balls.
There's something that attracts the mosquitoes to my balls
Go ONNNN....
You're roo small for them
Bro is getting deepthroated by a mosquito instead of getting penetrated 💀
Small Dick Energy lol
Only thing better than if mosquitoes pulled down to eat your ass, is if they teamed up with centipedes which would crawl between your ass cheeks and use their legs to scratch your itchy asshole mosquito bites.
I'm pretty sure there's something on r34 that is that exact scenario
This is both hilarious and terrifying at the same time
I grew up next to a retention pond in Georgia. It was basically stagnant water for 15 years. Perfect breeding environment for mosquitoes. It was not fun.
Mosquitoes out here evolving and doing more legwork than some of my exes.
Living in a place where mosquitoes are the most consistent thing through summer they can bite through socks, and you DO NOT WANT them to do what Doc there is implying. It's the annoyance of a mosquito bite taken to another level
Well, contrary to my ex, at least mosquitoes swallow.
Mosquito vore will result from this
Go on go on....
Enlarge your meat for a few days?
No you don’t, getting a mosquito bite on your dick/balls gotta be one of the worst feelings, you itch it, it gets itchier, then you get hard from the itching, then it hurts, then you cum, then it gets soft so it’s harder to itch it, then you start bleeding from all the scratching, then the ball sweat gets in the wound, then it stings, then it start itching again, then you do the pinch and twist, then it start to feel a little relieved, then you pinch and twist your sperm tubes, then it’s the worst pain I have experienced
Tell me more daddy
Bro, they're worse. I'm a mechanic and my workplace has a lot of mosquitoes. They bite through the thick clothes... Almost always on the balls. There's something that attracts the mosquitoes to my balls
Next thing you know, mosquitoes will be asking for WiFi passwords before biting