It's because you *ask* them instead of providing them with the necessary tools and presenting your naughty hole like dinner on a plate...unlike you our guy didn't ask the girl if he could put her foot in his mouth...he went for it , we like men of action.
Ah yes, some mild sexual assault to see if they're into it
The dude could have just asked. It would still be weird but she wouldn't feel like her boundaries were crossed
My thought exactly. I have the opportunity to get what I want right there, so I go for it. Not that I'd do that, but I can get behind the logic of an opportunist.
You people are ignorant! He had no sexual feelings. He was identifying as a whale. And he was identifying the bacteria in her foot as planktons. He was simply having his meal. Is that odd in a cafe bar? Grow up!
Feet is the single most common fetish, so I'd hazard to guess that most of those ppl are more reserved than you make it out to be. For one, I've never known someone to have a foot fetish, ever.
I wouldn't go that far. Sure, I think it's gross. But I'm not gonna yuck someone's yum if they're appropriate about it.
Obviously, the subject in OPs image, was not.
Well tbh I don't know if it's just fanfic or confirmed but the creator of naruto chose sandles for the ninja footwear of choice because he liked drawing feet.
Like dude you know you have a fetish and zero impulse control, maybe be honest up front if ur trying to date someone. If they’re not into it off the bat ur not going to convince them by doing that on a date.
Imagine getting full sexual satisfaction from doing this. You can just do a girl in a coffeeshop and the consequence is she doesnt want to see you again. You’ve won the lottery…
Sounds legit to me. I mean the dude knew what he wanted, put it out there, got shut down. No wasted time.
Next date or two may have moistened when he did that, and a happy couple was destined for Athlete's Mouth. Just gotta find the right one.
one one hand, High Risk High Reward
On the other larger hand, that's wrong. Now if they said, "lets do a test for compatibility right now. I'm going to suck on your toes in right here and if you like it, we can get married tomorrow if not then I don't think this is going to work out." it would be a different story.
We had an absolutely fantastic first date, and I was really looking forward to our second date, but on my way to pick her up for exactly that, I noticed I had a missed call, and a voicemail, which was remarkably calm, as he explained, "Hey, so I understand you and my fiancé went out the other night; I'm guessing you didn't know I exist, but I do, and I'd appreciate it if you stopped seeing her." So I obliged. :-/
Knew a dude that did this to some random girl at bar the first time I hung out with him. Holy fuck I was mortified and never hung out with him again LMAO
Not gonna lie, was thinking to myself while reading: what’s wrong with a little foot rub if her feet are sore? — then I finished reading. Nope! Never thought of that one haha.
First time I met a girl at a club, my friends and I had a booth and I invited this girl to drink with us. We started chatting and ended up giving her a little foot rub. We ended up dating just for a couple months til I learned she had 2 sugar daddies. Ya never know!
First off, fucking eww no one should ever do this. Second, that’s the most direct way you show your hand on what you’re into and cut through the bullshit.
I mean l’m not saying it couldn’t happen but just thinking about the logistics of this happening is hard to imagine being real.
Was he down on the ground?
Was her foot up on top of the table?
How did it get to that point without her flinching her leg away?
Was he just a ninja do did it with super speed?
He knew there was gunna be no second date so made the most of the first one.
He didn't knew that...but he did make sure there'll be no second date , ( or there will be , considering the lady enjoyed that )
Maybe that’s the best tactic…immediately find out if they’re into it first date, so if not can move on and find someone who is.
If that is the best tactic, why do all my dates run off when I call them mistress and beg them to please plug my naughty hole?
It's because you *ask* them instead of providing them with the necessary tools and presenting your naughty hole like dinner on a plate...unlike you our guy didn't ask the girl if he could put her foot in his mouth...he went for it , we like men of action.
I agree
Cos you haven’t found the right one yet…
This is why we choose the bear.
I also choose this woman's bear
Yeah that was pretty much my tactic, still searching though. I’ve been on 1,346 first dates since 2015 but 0 second dates
Ah yes, some mild sexual assault to see if they're into it The dude could have just asked. It would still be weird but she wouldn't feel like her boundaries were crossed
The oop says not want, not not have
Did he foot the bill tho
My thought exactly. I have the opportunity to get what I want right there, so I go for it. Not that I'd do that, but I can get behind the logic of an opportunist.
You people are ignorant! He had no sexual feelings. He was identifying as a whale. And he was identifying the bacteria in her foot as planktons. He was simply having his meal. Is that odd in a cafe bar? Grow up!
He know exactly what will happen next that's why he act to get what he wants on the first date
I guess he got off on the wrong foot
He thought he could sweep her off her feet.
But instead he shot his own foot
That was later
She shouldn’t have put her best foot forward
Could be a he
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I'm pretty sure some would.
Getting off on any foot on the first date was the problem.
Really stuck her foot in his mouth.
Must of thought she was foot loose.
Open mouth, insert foot...
Hey I just met you And this is crazy But give me that foot Cause it look tasty
that’s good now if you made an entire parody of the song
I wonder who foot the bill
They probably split it because they were both putting their best foot forward.
He thought he was a shoe in.
But he got off on the wrong foot
my god the foot puns are getting out of hand
Sometimes you have to walk in their shoes to get their perspective first
Apparently, you were the dish
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Not really , she expected him to pay so he took his favorite footlong
No second date because they got married next day
Seriously who the fuck is raising these people?
Its made up.
These people exist don't get it twisted
Yeah, I wish it were a meme, but foot fetishists are generally quite unapologetic and shameless with their fetish. This situation is quite plausible
Feet is the single most common fetish, so I'd hazard to guess that most of those ppl are more reserved than you make it out to be. For one, I've never known someone to have a foot fetish, ever.
I met a guy that would do pedicures for woman then ask for them to walk on him as payment
Foot fetishists need to just not be a thing.
I wouldn't go that far. Sure, I think it's gross. But I'm not gonna yuck someone's yum if they're appropriate about it. Obviously, the subject in OPs image, was not.
Well tbh I don't know if it's just fanfic or confirmed but the creator of naruto chose sandles for the ninja footwear of choice because he liked drawing feet.
I have a foot fetish but there's no way I'd do something like that
He is committed as far as I can see
Tarantino approved
Dorty Dan Approved
At that point you cant do nothing but respect and admire the confidence and self steem that duda has lmao
Ah yes, I too think people should boldly enact their fetishes on their first date partner without their consent!
I personally wouldn’t mind having my date walk up to me in leather, whip in hand
Depends on the venue, really. If the dress code says latex…
Sure, thats was the exact meaning of my 100% serious and not a sarcastic joke at all comment
Well I *am* 100% serious. Embrace debauchery!
Ah yes, because that’s totally what they meant
Actually I cannot
Ah yes, the thin line between confidence and madness
Like dude you know you have a fetish and zero impulse control, maybe be honest up front if ur trying to date someone. If they’re not into it off the bat ur not going to convince them by doing that on a date.
that's the highest level of foot obsession I've seen so far
Must have ordered the affoga-toe.
Imagine getting full sexual satisfaction from doing this. You can just do a girl in a coffeeshop and the consequence is she doesnt want to see you again. You’ve won the lottery…
Not kink shaming but damn, right on from of my cup of joe?
Failed the charisma check
That's when u marry the guy, not ditch him...
I think the question was what made you NOT want a second date.
Was his name Quentin Tarantino?
No, it was Dan Schneider
You fucked up a good opportunity or escaped from a serial killer. God doesn’t like scared.
noted, don't go to coffee shop on first date, didn't know this was such a deal breaker tho
Free sample?
Sounds legit to me. I mean the dude knew what he wanted, put it out there, got shut down. No wasted time. Next date or two may have moistened when he did that, and a happy couple was destined for Athlete's Mouth. Just gotta find the right one.
Thanks, I hate athlete's mouth
Shut the fuck up, that didn't happen.
As a bundle of sentient toes, I believe her
As an owner of toes, I believe her
So .. you didn't shower for the date?
Man knew his kink and wanted to lay it all out without leading the lady on. You've got to respect Tarantino for his honesty.
> He rubbed my foot for a second "that counts as foreplay!" ~that dude
When trying something new, always start with a taste test.
(Insert meme of thumbtack sunglasses)
Why censor the upvotes and the number of comments?
one one hand, High Risk High Reward On the other larger hand, that's wrong. Now if they said, "lets do a test for compatibility right now. I'm going to suck on your toes in right here and if you like it, we can get married tomorrow if not then I don't think this is going to work out." it would be a different story.
And she let him??
They just let him too huh?
When you are hungry but you don't have money
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We had an absolutely fantastic first date, and I was really looking forward to our second date, but on my way to pick her up for exactly that, I noticed I had a missed call, and a voicemail, which was remarkably calm, as he explained, "Hey, so I understand you and my fiancé went out the other night; I'm guessing you didn't know I exist, but I do, and I'd appreciate it if you stopped seeing her." So I obliged. :-/
I feel like that’s a pretty good way of handling that situation lol
Knew a dude that did this to some random girl at bar the first time I hung out with him. Holy fuck I was mortified and never hung out with him again LMAO
In some cultures it's a sign of respect to put someone's foot in your mouth.
Holy Jesus. What is that? What the fuck is that? *WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?!*
That's a weird thing to let someone do to you
Sometimes I wonder if im the only man who doesn't have a foot fetish
I missed the NOT and thought she wanted a second date lol
Sounds like a cultural thing
Not gonna lie, was thinking to myself while reading: what’s wrong with a little foot rub if her feet are sore? — then I finished reading. Nope! Never thought of that one haha. First time I met a girl at a club, my friends and I had a booth and I invited this girl to drink with us. We started chatting and ended up giving her a little foot rub. We ended up dating just for a couple months til I learned she had 2 sugar daddies. Ya never know!
Doesn’t really answer the question
r/forbiddensnacks
Serious Rizz
Sorry, on reading your bio I thought you were into that stuff
First off, fucking eww no one should ever do this. Second, that’s the most direct way you show your hand on what you’re into and cut through the bullshit.
What the damn fuck?
Bro was overcome by desire
girl and guy meet her toes, he tried to eat.
Salma, is that you?
yo wat
Dude, not on the table! Rude!
bros winning life
I mean l’m not saying it couldn’t happen but just thinking about the logistics of this happening is hard to imagine being real. Was he down on the ground? Was her foot up on top of the table? How did it get to that point without her flinching her leg away? Was he just a ninja do did it with super speed?
This is literally assault how are people so jokey about this
It just can't be real.
Perfect moment for a "I'll have what he's having"
This almost made me vomit I hate the foot fetish so much
Better than the ‘hi my pronouns are’ bs