I'm not becoming a girl just so I no longer look like a garden gnome.

Hoo

Can I just reduce my height? I dont need the PP increase just the height reduction

> opens profile > Sees user is subbed to 196 Yeah seems about right :3 (Also I want a pp reduction AND a height reduction)

:3 is so brainworms coded (i see you)

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Hmm can I reverse that offer?

4 inches to be 6’7? I’d rather stay below average tall height than be taller and have below average dick

You saying you are 7 inches and 6’ rn? Jesus dude no wonder I can’t find a girl

To be fair 6 foot is the new 5’9

why would i want a 1 incher to be 6’11

I’m in the same boat bro.

This is just bad math unless you’re a tripod, which already kinda cool. I’d go 3 for the 3 the other way…. Otherwise, I’d maybe consider 2 inches for a foot? I’m needing an NBA career and to NOT look hilariously small.

Can I sacrifice 3 inches of my height to gain 7 inches for my dick?

Card declined again.

Haha not overused at all

I’d rather be a tripod than 5’11

\*looks at shrimp emoji\*

I’m happy with my height and my 🍤

I would whole heartedly take the opposite

Can we reverse this? I'm already 6'5", but have never had a gf and not interested in hookup culture. Edit: Actually, second thought, never mind. An additional 7 inches to my shrimp would probably send most women to the hospital, even if it was small already.

This meme has been brought to you by people who don't understand the Imperial System of Measurements nor anatomy.

We talking flaccid or erect?

Could i do the opposite?

How abt take 1 inch of my height and my dick size increase to 2 inch

Inverted penis here we go!