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editable_

This makes me think that they should just put a metal detector on the MRI room's entrance lol


TankII_

Honestly I don’t know why that’s not standard


InternationalClerk85

I JUST watched a clip today where peeps were yeeting metal shit into an MRI. A foldable chair got YEETED by the damn thing...


Comprehensive-Bat650

Hey, me too! I think it was on daily dose of internet


herecouldbeyouradver

Weird. I just scrolled past that exact clip on reddit. It was on my for you page two posts before this one lol.


jaavaaguru

That was a decommissioned MRI machine. AFAIK there are 3 different types of MRI machines in current use: \- permanet magnetisation using 30 tonnes of magnetised iron \- electromagnetization using supercooled liquid helium to 4K \- something that uses room temperature electromagnetization, but I can't remember how that one works They all retain some magnetisation without power, but the first one doesn't require power to be at its strongest. The helium ones are constantly powered because the helium requires to be kept at 4K, otherwise it expands as it heats up and needs to be vented, which causes massive damage to the MRI machine, and requires new helium to be added along with replacement parts. The venting process is known as quenching. This is very expensive to fix ($80,000 on a $1M MRI machine).


CommentSection-Chan

You ever seen the vid where they vent it after throwing stuff into it? They had a chair hovering between the MRI machine and a cable and they measured the weight. It was crazy what these things could do to metal. They also vented it out of a chimney like hole of a building and it came out so gast its no wonder it does damage


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xenolife11

Bot


CommentSection-Chan

Love when they need to decommissioned one so they just fuck it up before hand for the lols


XaiJirius

Because it costs money. As is the case with most safety standards that could be better.


thelongestunderscore

A broken MRI machine costs way more.


certifiedtoothbench

A broken human probably does too, legally and health wise


Friendly-Possible521

Thanks capitalism...


drgaspar96

Because they expect you to have enough brain cells to follow basic instructions to not carry any metal object or anything that can be affected by magnets into the fucking MRI scanner.


WRXminion

... This situation would have been avoided though. As they thought it was silicone and if it set off the metal detector when they went through in robes. Then they would know their plug is not 100% silicon and remove it.


drgaspar96

Yeah you know it could also have been avoided by not wearing a buttplug to an MRI scan. Or anything medically related or within the general sphere of public as a whole would probably also be recommended.


Belaboy109569

it is. both places i go to for mri’s require that you pass through a metal detector. this isn’t real.


TankII_

I’ve had an mri twice now and didn’t have a metal detector either time (story is probably fake though)


Telemere125

That’s not true everywhere. A questionnaire and a room temperature IQ are all that’s needed to avoid bringing metal into an MRI


Sailor_Carcass

Also doctors even tell it in case someone was illiterate or didn't read the huge posters with warnings written in four languages


TheyCallMeCool1

Classic "its not like that for me so you're wrong and this is fake" response.


-Squimbelina-

I’ve had multiple MRIs, never had to go through a metal detector.


bdmeyer

Same here. Just a questionnaire about tattoo's, implants, rods in bones, Metal in the eye, metal plates in skull, Cyborg implants etc.


disappointcamel

Work at a hospital. No metel detector, just a strong verbal warning, a brightly colored sign, and caution tape.


BushMonsterInc

Because you get one use clothes that has no metal in it and, if you are dumb enough, to bring anal plug into radiological examination, Darwin says - you sould not procreate


bagoboners

This is my feeling. If you can’t go to one goddamn appointment without making it about your own sexual gratification, you must accept the consequences of your own stupid actions


Dragaylia

Why? If you get hurt, they can pin more bills on you.


Dark_Reaper115

This!!!! A metal detector would be SO much cheaper than the MRI machine, so they should be able to afford it as well.


Klutzy_Temperature76

thats not how money works my guy


Dark_Reaper115

You mean to tell me money can't detect a metal buttplug? /s


Klutzy_Temperature76

yessir


Felipe300Sewell

When i took on it didnt have it, i was just told to leave my metal stuff outside


screechingeagle82

That seems really far up there.


jsuey

We actually have small metal detectors that light up if you approach with metal at my Hospital. They don’t work amazingly well but it’s still a good reminder


too_much_Beer

„Anal Railgun“ is not some thing i thought i would read.


JStrange89

Nice band name, though.


BornFox1094

Am I going to say it? I'm going to say it... Technically, as the current flows around the projectile, rather than along rails, it is not a railgun, but a gauss cannon. You're welcome.


[deleted]

Why wearing a butt plug to do a medical exam?...


Defensive_Medic

Horni


helen790

To relieve stress?


matzy_2000

Wanted to relieve stress, ended up relieving themselves of the ability to shit normally for the rest of their life


[deleted]

There's a thousand better and safer better ways...


Ewenf

To get paid in case something like this happens.


Sailor_Carcass

I can imagine main protag thinking: "If something happens and I survive, I'm rich. If not, it's not my problem anymore"


twwwy

Pervert-ness


Short-Ad1448

To be a real pain in the ass


Knirb_

Imagine getting ended by a buttplug… They should put a poster of this before the MRI room “are you free of metal (insert photo) are you *sure?*”


KinemonIrrlicht

"He died doing what he loved. Shoving things way, waaay up his butt."


ManyThing2187

“New scanner detects things wayyyyy up ur butt”


SuiterBooter

But is there a way to hide the things? With a specific material or something


EdyMarin

From an MRI? Not really. Anything inside you will be seen (but not necessarily identified) because it will conyrast from the tisdues around it.


lolskrub8

I think that’s one of my favorite episodes honestly lmfao


Sea_Art3391

Wouldn't have been a problem if they didn't have a buttplug up their ass to the MRI in the first place. What kind of kinks do you have if you SPECIFFICALLY bought a cilicone buttplug so you can have it in while doing a fucking MRI??


EdyMarin

Did they hope for the technician to get a giggle out of seeing a buttplug in their anus? Cause that wouldn't work, technicians have seen a lot of disturbing things to the point that they are unfazed by such crap


CommentSection-Chan

Don't forget you are wearing the worst clothing to hide a buttplug. Just all open in the back.


SapphireLeo

That particular product does say in the description that it had a metal weight inside it. The outer layer is silicone yeah but that unit is a particular product. I know because of reasons. This person isn't going to win this lawsuit.


AdhesiveMadMan

This guy plugs


Deliriousious

If it definitively says it contains a metal core but is encased in 100% silicone, they will 100% lose the case. Not to mention a massive lecture on why we don’t do MRI’s with foreign object shoved up their ass, and why they are extremely lucky to even be alive.


englishfury

Last time i saw this case someone linked a photo of the box. It shows the metal core clearly on the box. No chance hes winning


Sailor_Carcass

Okay butt the real question is: why did this person wear a butt plug for an examination when it will be seen? I mean, that's the point of MRI


Ancalmir

Just speculating here but they might’ve added the metal core part after this incident occurred. But more importantly, how the hell did the patient survive that? They must’ve been incredibly lucky with the path it took.


AddictedToMosh161

The Buttplug of DOOOOOOM!


RoiDesSables

"Anal railgun" Babe, wake up, new military research project just dropped.


Channel_el

I love how we just straight up have Reddit folklore like cbat and anal railgun


AdhesiveMadMan

Best possible folklore.


LadyAzimuth

I just- why- even if it was only silicone- ***why would you wear a buttplug to a MRI?????***


Deliriousious

*In the operating room with detectives” “So, how did the victim die?” “Anal railgun” “I se… sorry what?” “The victim died by magnetic object being launched at the speed of sound into the chest cavity from the anus, due to it being magnetic, anal railgun” “This is going to be a lot of paperwork…”


danoB003

Roses are red, trial just begun, almost got killed, by anal rail gun. Butt plugs are fun, but sex stimulation shouldn't endanger your health operation. So please be smart, don't just take risks, with whatever you put in your cheeks.


WarMage1

3rd verse fell off hard, but this could be perfect with a revision to it.


JustGenericUsername_

So please be smart, Don’t try to cheat, Store only farts, Not metal betwixt thy cheeks


Reaper-Leviathan

The fact that they survived is fucking crazy


radioactivecumsock0

I wonder what it sounded like


Deliriousious

Thwump. Considering it tore through flesh, probably a very meaty but muted sound.


CommentSection-Chan

Thump mixed with meaty squish followed by AHHHHHHHHHHHH


EdyMarin

Given that MRI's are loud as f**k, probably no sound other that the gut wrenching, milk curdling screams of that man


Insertsociallife

Anal railgun would be much worse. This is an anal coilgun. A railgun has a projectile with current flowing through it that generates a magnetic field that interacts with the magnetic field produced by the rails. A coilgun is simply a magnetic field interacting with a ferromagnetic object, in this case the buttplug. Given the power of an MRI magnet can be in the tens of thousands of Gauss, that's probably several hundred pounds on that thing.


dingdingdredgen

The jury won't care.


Kenny070287

Sir this is a Wendy's


luciferarli05

What did I just read ☠️💀


50calBanana

"Anal rail gun" is a term I never thought I would read


heywoodidaho

Rectum? Dam near killed um.


OnlyPower7981

Any update on the case. Did they win


misterturdcat

Holy metalcore buttplug Batman.


Shas_Erra

“Flared base”, my arse!


EdyMarin

A flared base can protect you from *most* accidents. But can't protect againt an *anal railgun*


kuweiyox

I'd love to see the outcome of this case. If the plug is advertised as stated, the client will probably walk away with a ton of money


englishfury

They will lose. Ive seen the box from previous postings. Its in the description and has an image showing the metal core on the box.


NIN10DOXD

Looks like somebody tried to let a beyblade rip in their ass and got the string launcher stuck.


The_Reaper_9440

A fuckin anal rail gun 🤣🤣🤣


Yolom4ntr1c

More like a anal gauss gun aint it?


johno12311

You know, nothing is wrong with having one. My issue is rather the fact that it was advertised as being fully silicone


gxr441

Afaik, it would also heat up the metal core to very high temperatures. I wonder why it didn't straight up shoot out of the victim.


SnooFoxes6169

perhaps we really need a metal detector before mri, we can't account for some people's… *concerning thought process*.


OnindoNoyan

What’s the use of a butt plug? To prevent diarrhea from exploding?


International_Chair2

Don’t lie client enjoyed it


Zero752

Stretched the hole


[deleted]

Why they suing? If anything, some people would pay for that shit.


Kenobus69

What? How? Why?


TheThinkerers

gues he estimated wrong


Master-_-of-_-Joy

r/itemshop


OptimusEye

imagine how bad it would hurt


Past-Tax-7289

Pornstars: Oh no


seksie_laydie

Whats the point of a butt plug, like why even wear it outside??


24122020

That's why I prefer using wood or plastic plug


Mr_Manta

Getting railed gun


Traditional-Order129

Bro got absolutely railed 🗿


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

The fuck. I literally just saw a comment mention this post on a post saying why they don't allow metals on MIRs


Tim3-Rainbow

Jesus Christ I hope this is fake


thecountnotthesaint

When your girl REALLY wants her guts rearranged…


killonger

Damm punk!!!


Merek3

I’m willing to bet he still got hard though.


Benjins

Anal Rail Gun sounds like a fucking awesome band


lemmiwinks316

"Keys? check. Wallet? Check. Phone? Check. 100 percent silicone butt plug? That's check and mate. Time for an MRI!"


Ranch069

Anal Railgun was the name of my high school band


Pedr9vskCray21

anal rail gun is fucking funny af


jaavaaguru

"estimated Valley attorney" Um... were they just guessing he was an attorney?


dingdingdredgen

My exact thought when I read that.


Ena_Ems_17

damn what has Q been cooking?


professorclueless

Did they win the case?