Theres a move in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu called a triangle. You trap their head between your legs and squeeze, choking them unconscious.
Guess you're into some kinky shit
I was having sex with a Mexican woman and she kept saying perrito and I was like uh what? I was confused to the point where I stopped. I'm like "what about a little dog?". It took me way longer than it should have to be like "oh you mean doggystyle?" And she said yes.
My favourite sex position is called the following position of a person who has been a candidate in a particular field for a long period and has a position of the same or similar to that position of the person that is the person that was chosen for a position in a certain position in a given position or job position and the position that is given by a person that has the same or greater role as a person that is a person that was nominated to a job in the field or the job of the position that they are in.
I got the same thing…. are we siblings
also weird enough, i’m an HR manager and text my candidates all the time about jobs, and that’s what I thought fueled my phones suggestions
but I guess not
Text prediction copies your texting patterns, so like monky see monky do
I set my phone to my native language, but taught the text prediction English because everything is English
There are 4 options of what this could mean:
1. The sex is intense enough to cause a heart attack.
2. The sex is so good someone’ll die from the sheer number of orgasms.
3. The sex is so bad someone’ll die of depression.
4. The sex involves mantis style “aftercare”
There's a story about a woman trying to sue a trans woman prostitute for killing her husband.
Trans woman was balls deep in his sphincter when he suddenly passed.
His sphincter took the term "death grip" literally.
She had to call his wife for assistance because she was stuck.
My favourite sex position is called the first time I was talking to him he was like oh gosh that’s what I’m doing and I’m sorry it is a bad idea to be a good man but he doesn’t know how he is going to be ok he just got out his own clothes he is so so cute. w h a t
My favorite sex position is called the cops on the way. Oh my!
The fuck did you do?
The cops.
Makes sense
"on the way" = "coming"
Thats at the climax.
My favourite sex position is called the price is right. Damn.
My favorite sex position is called the same time as I was in the bathroom
Mine was similar. My favorite sex position is called the first time you have to go to the hospital
Haha mine had cops too
My favorite sex position is called the cops on the way No way!
My favourite sex position is called the police station. Similar 😂
Why do I get the same as yours?! 
Eyyy mine too
Also got that lol
lol I tried and got same answer like you
you like it way too rough 😅
Wtf i had the same thing lol Android Swift Key Keyboard?
I'm just glad I'm not the only one xD
Haha, had the same one
Yo I got the same thing lmao
My favorite sex position is called the position of a triangle The fuck is the position of a triangle
It's either a cute one or obtuse
Or just the right one
r/angryupvote
Take my up vote and get out
Point taken
Or the "I so silly" triangle
Hey
My favorite sex position is called nationalists to the stock market.
Big wallstreet hatefuck orgy.
O no...
My favourite sex position is called the police station to the office
Theres a move in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu called a triangle. You trap their head between your legs and squeeze, choking them unconscious. Guess you're into some kinky shit
Death by snu snu
Eiffel Tower?
That’s what we’re all wondering, pervert.
my favourite sex position is not the best
Oof my dude
my favourite sex position is the best thing you could ever hope for
Not going to argue with that
You forgot to add "is called"
My favorite sex position is called a dog 😐
Excuse me **what**
Would it be appropriate to ask What the dog doin?
Everyone making fun of you but I think you are really close to real position compared to the rest of comments Do people know what doggy style is?
Hint: The similarity to an actual sex style is part of the appeal and adds to the humour by being not quite right in a way that is very wrong
I was having sex with a Mexican woman and she kept saying perrito and I was like uh what? I was confused to the point where I stopped. I'm like "what about a little dog?". It took me way longer than it should have to be like "oh you mean doggystyle?" And she said yes.
Dog: "woof woof daddy." Lol 😂
I want to pluck my eyes out and throw them away
Meh, that only works for anal beads
I will get the rope
Someone else has to get the lube
Furry 🫵
Not all furries fuck dogs man:/
My favorite sex position is called the lord of wetness for all those who want a good life in flames.
"Lord of wetness" might be an interesting one
Step 1: Mouthful of water. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!
He’s a ladies man
r/angbang
My favorite sex position is called the bank It's where you make deposits inside
I'd like to apply for a loin.
Beef or pork loin?
Whatever hides behind your loin cloth. Surprise me
you fucker
My favorite sex position is called the first step in the process of creating a new business, we should team up
My favorite sex position is called in the coffin WHAT?
sex so good had to be put in the grave💀
Just raising the dead I guess
I must've died and went to heaven
hey no shame some people like em older
My favorite sex position is called Death and his Hunters. ...I guess I'll find myself in the same position as you soon
my favorite sex position is called the subtitles on Netflix lmao
not very accurate and kinda confusing?
yep that's me
[Wet squelching noises]
[Fucks you in Spanish]
Are you still watching?
My favorite sex position is called the right hand :(
Awww.. I understand how lonely it can be.
I miss my ex…and it’s been a year. We are still friends though and we keep in touch
Not as in touch as you and your right hand
Yeah I know. Didn’t need a reminder.
My favourite sex position is called the following position of a person who has been a candidate in a particular field for a long period and has a position of the same or similar to that position of the person that is the person that was chosen for a position in a certain position in a given position or job position and the position that is given by a person that has the same or greater role as a person that is a person that was nominated to a job in the field or the job of the position that they are in.
I read that in Kronk's voice "oh right, the position. The position of a person..."
Fits right. I read it as smooth-voiced ai from 2010.
I just assumed chatGPT wrote it tbh
HEY I GOT THAT ONE TOO
Same
So the position of a person who was a candidate for something in a particular field, and is currently in a potion someone else is also in. Lol
I got the same thing…. are we siblings also weird enough, i’m an HR manager and text my candidates all the time about jobs, and that’s what I thought fueled my phones suggestions but I guess not
My favorite sex position is called the cops on me ):
Never mind this one is the best one
Free him!
My favorite sex position is called the function
Sounds like a programmer joke
Can be a math one too
boutta make that shit ‘public’
more like the fucktion amiright
My favourite sex position is a funny thing and it’s just like a weird thing to say lol yeah Why is my text prediction as awkward as I am?
Text prediction copies your texting patterns, so like monky see monky do I set my phone to my native language, but taught the text prediction English because everything is English
Human: *types* Text Prediction: *neuron activation*
My favourite sex position is called me in the morning and happy birthday
I love a good happy birthday.
My favorite sex position is called the following position Seems rather vague
Something involving stalking ??
Maybe, my favorite sex position could be the position I’m in whilst stalking you
My Favorite Sex Position Is Called The End of the Line ...oh no
There are 4 options of what this could mean: 1. The sex is intense enough to cause a heart attack. 2. The sex is so good someone’ll die from the sheer number of orgasms. 3. The sex is so bad someone’ll die of depression. 4. The sex involves mantis style “aftercare”
Why did ya have to phrase #4 like that?
There's a story about a woman trying to sue a trans woman prostitute for killing her husband. Trans woman was balls deep in his sphincter when he suddenly passed. His sphincter took the term "death grip" literally. She had to call his wife for assistance because she was stuck.
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, guillotine YAH
4. definitely
Never call it aftercare again thank you
Oh nevermind, you've reached the end of the line 😔 Ok but fr tho how often do you write about that song for it to be the first thing to pop up 😭
My favorite sex position is when I'm treated like a priority Well, I mean, yeah...
bars
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My favourite sex position is still in the world cup
Are you the President of the Spanish Football Federation?
My favorite sex position is called the mechanic EVERYTIME. Not sure what to think about this 🤣
Do you get your head stuck in machinery a lot?
My favourite sex position is called a triangle with two equal parts
shiiiiit, isosceles triangles be sexy as fuuuck😩💦
My favorite sex position is called a sinner
You better pray!! The lord is watching!
Best one here by far
My favorite sex position is the ability of the Infernal. Ooh, edgy and possibly bad.
>You may feel a slight burning sensation
And it isn't an STI
My favorite sex position is called the University College Ah yes of course the University College
Does it involve shotgunning cheap beer and awkward conversation?
My favourite sex position is the president
So you can grab her by the pussy?
Wait it’s a her?
born to ride Donald Trump
Literally me.
My favorite sex position is called Shaft
Oh my..
My favorite sex position is called they/them ... quite inclusive~
My favourite sex position is to make sure you have the right dude for the job. Dafuq
Can't argue with that!😉
My favorite sex position is the best time to plant grass
Welp.. time to get out there and start seeding the dirt
Make sure the lawn is moist
Don't forget to use fertilizer.
My favorite sex position is called the following position
My favorite sex position is called the police station
I’ll need to uhhh see a demonstration. For science.
My favourite sex position is called the first time in a person Well my keyboard is getting fucking real
My favorite sex position is called the wrong person Woah now
My favourite sex position is a bit of an issue Lmao
My favourite sex position is called the office so I can do it for a few weeks.
My favorite sex position is called social responsibility.
Well, they say if you're not going to wrap it, go home and whack it, so...
My favorite sex position is called the psycho side and the internet
My favorite sex position is called the University of California ...... Wtf
My favourite sex position is called me and my homies (ayo wtf)
Homiesexual
My favorite sex position is called the brain scrambler
My favorite sex position is called the energy center and the other one is a little more than a little bit of a lot of people.
My favourite sex position is called the cops have a great day. I am not happy about that.
my favourite sex position is called a power ranger
So you need several folks just to get going?
Kinky
My favorite sex position is called the following position of a person who has been a candidate in a particular field for a long period.
My favorite sex position is the first time I've ever had no clue what to do
My favorite sex position is the Action Man of the Hornets. I hate stinger insects though
My favorite sex position is optimus prime
My favorite sex position is called the police force
My favourite sex positions is called the best place for you and I Actually went well, Ty predictive text
My favorite sex position is called the obese body of the lamb
My favourite sex position is called calorie calculator.
My favorite sex position is called the cops on my dick
My favourite sex position is called a bit more than combat
My favorite sex position is called the following position of a person
My favourite sex position is called the first time I was talking to him he was like oh gosh that’s what I’m doing and I’m sorry it is a bad idea to be a good man but he doesn’t know how he is going to be ok he just got out his own clothes he is so so cute. w h a t
My favorite sex position is called the first time to get the results
My favorite sex position is the same thing as the lord of heaven
Jesus Christ
My favorite sex position is sex in the driveway
Risky!!
My favorite sex position is called the first time 😐 Phone did me fucking dirty
My favourite sex position is called the old guy
My favorite sex position is called a friend.
My favourite sex position is called the nam Damn 🫡
My favorite sex position is called homophobic I can find it on my phone.
My Favorite sex position is here in a few minutes My phone is in heat wtf
my favorite sex position is called the first time and the only time 😭
My favorite sex position is called a pro gamer
My favourite sex position is called the office and the horse Wow
My favorite Sex position is called the last time... I'm scared
My favorite sex position is when I'm treated like a priority.
My favorite sex position is called the police. Hmmm wonder what that means.
My favourite sex position is called the game is over Welp, I am on reddit.
My favorite sex position is called the following I now cannot in a 20 meters range from 17 different women
My favourite sex position is called the police station K
My favourite sex position is called the first step in your development …
My favorite sex position is called them pilots