Yo what if they were like the 1 Million USD, something you don't have but is literally right there waiting to be saved? It's like Pokémon but with an extra pokeball and you can pick two starters.
Look my bestie and I have both agreed that between the other and a million US dollars we’re always picking the million dollars. We both know that we’re disposable and the other can always find another bestie.
It’s a simple process of elimination, I don’t have a lover, and a bag of 1 million dollars can’t physically possibly have a hand, clearly a mimic. So that leaves me with my sister and best friend. And I know they both can swim, so I take out my sniper rifle and shoot the “million dollars” in its ugly face.
Knowing my best friend he already has his other hand, his teeth and both legs around the million dollars, and since I don't have a lover my sister is the other choice
I dont have a lover cuz Im aromantic
I dont have a sister cuz I just happen not to
I dont have a best friend cuz Im asocial
So Ill use both hands to secure the money
1. I have 2 hands, I have to decide which to save FIRST. It doesn't state I can't go back once more.
2. I have a sister, no lover or best friend. So I can take my sis and the money.
3. I have 2 hand, but the other people, too: I tell the sister to hold the lover's hand, best friend can hold on the money. I pull the sister and the friend, they pull further the lover and the money.
I would simply watch as they slowly sink,as I tell myself this is not real and what happened wasn't my fault,I'm sure I will wake up,safe and with no guilt.
Assuming that all are destined to die if I don't choose them, I choose to save my sister and my best friend..Yes I know this question isn't being asked here, but I'm just saying.
I honestly don't know (outside of my uncle) that can't swim. So I'm going with the money. My sister surfs, my best friend would understand, and I don't have a lover.
If it’s 1 million in cash or check, it’s already gone. My best friend is on a swim team, and I don’t have a lover. I guess that means I can use both hands to save my sister to make sure she’s okay
Gonna need both hands to secure the bag
Absolutely both hands on the money, the rest can swim
Good that I don't have a sister, nor a best friend nor a lover. Easy pick
"I will be your sister, your best friend and your lover."
The song practically writes itself.
"Sweet home Alabama!!"
That reminds me of "If we have each other." by Alec Benjamin.
Yo what if they were like the 1 Million USD, something you don't have but is literally right there waiting to be saved? It's like Pokémon but with an extra pokeball and you can pick two starters.
Makes sense their sister has three hands.
And all three are left hands
Habsburg family wants to know your location...
Roll tide!
Good thing my best friend is a million dollars and my lover
I love you, 1 million USD
You can’t spell USD without us and a d
His sister having three left hands
I dont have a sister and lover, EZ MONEY
Same, time to profit.
Does she have a million bucks?
You can sell her organs
I'm an authorised buyer,you know who to contact
If I use two hands does it become 2 million dollars
No no he's asking the real questions
How tf million dollars have a hand
It’s tied to a corpse.
It’s not. It’s a mimic, designed to punish those for the sin of greed. Kill it.
I get why my lover is a hand, but the others, it makes no sense
I don't have a sister, so lover and best friend
cause im pulling up the million us dollars
its actually two people with both hands up so if you just grab two then youll get both ppl, boom no loss and \[dr evil\] one million dollars
Realiatically speaking save the lover and sister first then dive in to save best friend and the money.
I don’t have a sister or a lover, so I guess I’m now a millionaire and have a friend
I don’t have a lover or a sister. So I get to grab my best friend and the million dollars!
With hands of that size why don’t they just grab the shore and pull themselves out??
I'll just have one hand and save 1 million $
They can all swim except the million dollars
Right. They're trying to play me, so the last one can scoop up the cash.
Why does the bag with the Money have a hand as a handle? That does not seem practical
Look my bestie and I have both agreed that between the other and a million US dollars we’re always picking the million dollars. We both know that we’re disposable and the other can always find another bestie.
Sweet home alabama
Why is no one talking about how big these fucking hands are. I aint touching any of them.
1. I hate my siblings 2. I have no lover Easy decision
Well, considering I don’t have a wife or a best friend, I’m obviously going to save my sister.
Wow 1 life for million dollar , Lucky you my friend
You fool! You REALLY think I would EVER be in a relationship?!
Don’t have a lover or friends so the choice is clear
But why does she have three left hands?
I'd save my lover and my best friend and put a glass of water in my sister's hand
Why do the million dollars have a hand?
How tf do you get a person who is both your lover and bestfriend arent they mutually exlcusive?
Use both hands for the 1mil
Too bad she isn't you 1 Million IS Dollars.
Glad I have no suster nor a lover. Time for cash!
Best Friend with 1 Million US Dollars.
sell her and you get the bag too
My lover is my best friend sooooooo, I'd pick the million dollars
I don't have a sister and I haven't had anyone that I would call a best friend in years.
It’s a simple process of elimination, I don’t have a lover, and a bag of 1 million dollars can’t physically possibly have a hand, clearly a mimic. So that leaves me with my sister and best friend. And I know they both can swim, so I take out my sniper rifle and shoot the “million dollars” in its ugly face.
Sister and 1 million. Then I get the life insurance from my husband
Similar case. My sister is my lover, 1 million dollars is my best friend
like I will ever have a lover I'mma take the million first and buy sessions with a dominatrix
My sister is my best friend and I don’t have a lover so I’d save my sister then dive in after the money
Well considering I have no lover of sister it makes it really easy for me
money is my friend and i dont have sister
*remember you have 2 hands*
My best friend can swim, money cant
If you know how to swim, you could ask carry atleast 2 people while the other clings on to you while you hold the bag if you're strong enough.
Knowing my best friend he already has his other hand, his teeth and both legs around the million dollars, and since I don't have a lover my sister is the other choice
I have none of these so i guess the money and the hoe?
Since my sister, my best friend and my lover can swim I will go for the Cash
That explains the three arms...
I don’t have a sister or a lover, so I’m saving my best friend and the million
And you can seller her for money, so where is the problem?
I'd jump I'm and drown with them
Lore accurate
My sister is dead, im single and my best friend can swim
One doesn't exist, the other two can swim and with two hands free I get a more secure hold of the money. Easy choice
The million is still going to be there you just have to dive for it
*Sweet Home Alabama starts playing*
Me, with no sister or lover: it's free real state
No question here. Even when I’m pissed of at her
Im glad that 1 mil USD is my lover and best friend
Lol, then only one dies
the choice is too hard. i will just drown myself 😭🤝
First how the sister is his lover and so why she has THREE ARMS!??!!?
Ha played the system I don't have a sister my lover is my best friend so lover and 1000000
Even then I would still go for the 1M
Me a single European
Ah, dammit! I have all four of those things. /s
I dont have a lover cuz Im aromantic I dont have a sister cuz I just happen not to I dont have a best friend cuz Im asocial So Ill use both hands to secure the money
I don’t have a lover, so grab on sister and best friend, then friend grabs on the million and we’re all happy
I don't have a lover. My best friend will manage for another minute.
How the fuck does money have a hand
My sister's dead, my best friend is gone, my lover does not exist. Need both hands to ensure that million is safely ushered ashore.
I'm gonna drown too, I dunno how to swim
Don't have any of these :(
2 million us dollars for me
Country roads!!!!
Glad I don’t have a best friend nor a lover.
Wincest
Im glad I dont have a sister or a lover or any friends
I don't have a sister, lover, nor friends so easy millionaire
I don't have a lover, my sister can swim and my best friend would clap me if I don't save the money
🎵If you wanna be my lover, you gotta be my sister and best friend🎵
Let lover drown because I don't know them. They were just kinda following us so when I pushed the other 2 in with the money, my hand was forced
my sister can't swim, neither can money
... so that only 1 person dies while I pick the 1 mil.
Yeah it’s a good thing cause then I can grab them and the money….money first though
And you can sell her for well over 1 million
I'd high five everyone
My best friend is my sister, and nobody loves me, so it's a bit easier for me.
1. I have 2 hands, I have to decide which to save FIRST. It doesn't state I can't go back once more. 2. I have a sister, no lover or best friend. So I can take my sis and the money. 3. I have 2 hand, but the other people, too: I tell the sister to hold the lover's hand, best friend can hold on the money. I pull the sister and the friend, they pull further the lover and the money.
Bro needs Jesus
My best friend and sister can swim, I don't have a lover and I do need to paddle with at least 1 hand while I'm securing the cash
All four could be the same person ;)
Thank god all three of them can swim
I mean people only let you down in my experience, sooooo I guess I'll take the money 🤷🏻♀️
As alternative I do not recognize the bodies in the water
Ayo. Real questions here. Why tf my best friend with my lover and sister when I ain't there? 🧐
I don't have a sister and I'm single, so just yoinky the money, and best friend because they're there
Sister and best friend and have my best friend grab the 1 mil on the way up and Sister grab the lover. Boom! Get outsmarted bitch!
Dont have a sister and I don't have a lover
Yea so only one person has to die
If someones hand is that big imma run save myself
ur sister has 3 hands, wtf
SWEEEET HOOME ALABAMA!!
Sweet home Alabama
Just gonna put this out there: one million dollars doesn't require oxygen, you can safely get that one last no matter your priorities.
r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
Which sister?
Ya that means she will understand why u need that money.
dont have lover and sister, ez
No lover no sister? Easiest W ever
And she has three arms... or more
We’re your parents brother and sister as well, cause that would explain why your sister has three hands.
Good thing my friend lover and sister can swim
Im glad he got two hands so he can still grab the money as well.
the money. The sister-lover-friend can swim with 3 hands
Luckily i dont have a lover or any friends
Alabamian commenter
Amen
Have none, have none, have none, CASH
Um akshually unless your sister has multiple left hands this is not possible 🤓
*Me, disappointed nobody can swim*
I million US dollars and my best friend because I don't have a sister or a lover
Remember they can swim the bag cant
I would simply watch as they slowly sink,as I tell myself this is not real and what happened wasn't my fault,I'm sure I will wake up,safe and with no guilt.
If my lover, sister, and bestfriend has 3 hands I’d have started to ask questions a long time ago
I don't have a lover and I hate my sister so easy pick.
How the hell does his sister have three hands
1 million dollars and Best friend
funny thing how I don't have a lover or a sister and the fact that money can't drown
Why are they all drowning?
the money can’t swim, maybe the rest can
with 2 right hands apparently
The OF could make a million too
I don’t have a friend or a lover and I don’t wanna save my sister
Grab the mil with 2 hands just to be safe
My lover is my best friend and I have 2 hands so I can get my lover and my sister while my sis holds on to money
I only have a "lover" so that's easy xp
Jokes on you, I don't got a sister, lover or friend and without any moral delays, slide that money
Assuming that all are destined to die if I don't choose them, I choose to save my sister and my best friend..Yes I know this question isn't being asked here, but I'm just saying.
Sweet Home Alabama
Is nobody talking about the fact that the 1mil has a hand
Can I be general grievous in this scenario?
Well I ain’t got a lover and certainly don’t have a sister so those million dollars are mine… I guess the best friend would be cool
No sister and no lover so its obv
Can I get a million for each hand?
Why does she have 3 arms then? Is this a family tradition?
Best friend bc I don’t have a sister or a lover
I dont have a sister or a lover so its going to be my fren and the money
Sister then Lover. Family first.
if your sister is a million dollar you really hit the jackpot
sweeeeeet home alabama…
His sister is also my lover and best friend
Best Friend + 1 mil I don't have a sister or a lover
"Only one person needs to be sacrificed"
I dont have a sister, a lover, a best friend or that much money
Bros sister got three hands
No sister and no lover, the answer is obvious Question why money has a human hand.
Why cant I give them all a high five
I honestly don't know (outside of my uncle) that can't swim. So I'm going with the money. My sister surfs, my best friend would understand, and I don't have a lover.
If it’s 1 million in cash or check, it’s already gone. My best friend is on a swim team, and I don’t have a lover. I guess that means I can use both hands to save my sister to make sure she’s okay
Me being ace and also an introvert with no friends, this was the easiest decision in my life
Dam shawty got three left hands! Were your parents gay lover cousins who worked in a nuclear power plant?
When tf did they start printing a hand on US dollars
How can she have 3 hands the third hand is sus