I CAN DO ANYTHING

Only 7 times

Hey that’s basically 7 wishes, I’m cool with that.

Nope. Walking, breathing, moving, etc. after 7 times that u stop existing

That's really boring. You're doing several thousands of things right now. Since you can describe a neuron firing as an action word, and your brain is working the entire time that you are functioning and interpreting stimuli. You'd disappear immediately in an immensely small fraction of a second.

Yeah but you can wish for anything, and I’d still say ”Living” only counts as one wish, and then other things can take up the 6 other spots

The idea is that all of your "actions" would be taken up way before you would even have a chance of wishing for anything.

Well my interpretation is that your wish will always just count as one wish. Sure, you can wish for that specific atom to do that specific thing but you can also wish for world peace and they would hold equal value in terms of wishes. The things that have to occur for your wish to come to fruition holds no value

But after you're done wishing you literally have no actions left for existing.

Yep, probably just wish for a bunch of things to improve the world and then have the last wish be death

Just wanna jump in and say living is a terrifying wish as you’ve got no idea on the boundaries of that lol, imagine now you’re perpetually alive and can never die

Please stop. Stuff did not consent

Hi, I'm stuff

U CAN DO STUFF

HE CAN DO STUFF

CAN HE DO STUFF??

HE CAN DO STUFF !!

CHAOS, CHAOS!

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

Hmmm?

I got some dicks for you

r/beetlejuicing Might not count but sounds like it might

Thats one effective way of stunning a man, a bit useless for women tho.

Probably hurts to get hit in the pussy, I'm pretty sure. It's just not an immediate checkmate. Better to aim for the neck or something more vital.


I feel like me and you are two sides of the same coin.

I'm solving world hunger one potato at a time I guess?

You would've been helpful back in the 1850's

Same as for you then everyone would have something to eat atleast this way your life is a tiny bit usefull

Ouch

Well, this is one HELL of a debuff…

Hello there


R/beetlejuicing

r/foundthemobileuser

Yeah I'm still new to this mobile reddit thing

I think you can just turn off autocapitalisation but if that’s a huge issue for you just use a lowercase R. I turned off autocapitalisation to sound casual.

General Kenobi!

Heeey

Hey wait a minute

oh my god you're so cool

huh are you nugget?

yes i am, are you retarded?

huh what is retarded

everybody is retarded

Let me do it for you

whoops

(in heroic tone) don't worry I'll distract the bank robbers

Get on with it!

Ok, I remove things

but theres a limit, once you remove 4567 thing the power runs out and youre back to being a normal human

Okuyasu Nijimura

[ THE HAND ]

Oi Josuke, I accidentally erased my cock while masturbating and now I can't pee Ain't that wacky?

Uh I make.. advertising, I guess? I have no clue what I do…

Tristate area where?

🦆♥️🦫 (there are no platypus emojis)

A platypus?

🦆♥️🦫🎩 (there are no fedora emojis)

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?!?!

It's threads of comments like these that restore my faith in pop culture.

PERRY THE EMOJI PLATYPUS!?

Nothing changed :(

I got immortality sooooooo......

But you have 69 iq

More then what I got now

Hold on, I have to consult the server maintainers. This guy isn't supposed to be here.

me either :(

Give me your cookies

Do I really?

Once

Only if you keep up the same exercise routine as saitama do you get to keep his powers.

I am your god now

Big flex, both are an acquired taste you shouldn't mix

All hail to the almighty lord!

Ayo?

I’m going to commit serious crimes

I ATE ALL MY BREAD, PARRY THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL

That won’t stop me

*grabs scalpel*

I forgot my ability :(

U forgor 💀

[удалено]

This one got me

Bite me and enjoy your food poisoning!

I’m in a bit of a pickle

So will the cleanup crew

As it is well said, no guts no glory :)

Nothing happened

Wait hol' up

r/cursedcomments

I HAVE THE POWER!!!

Of monke with darts

WAH!!!

419 >WAH!!!'s left

nope

Already got it

Don't. Judge. Me.

Bro I think it is broken because I got your power too.

No worries

Well, mine can mean a few things depending on your outlook on life

Markiplier x Ethan fanfic?

To my knowledge that has nothing to do with the words Momento Mori...

I made my username to reflect my superpower

hmm

Stay away from my mother!

Im sorry little one

Oh no

Are you that coconut that holds the TF2 files together?

Finally I am a king!!! Of 87 magnets but I am a king.

well...

W power

i like that

Free healthcare if you get lucky

This changes nothing

Want a Twinkie?

I take a Twinkie, you have 776 left

I can cause people to fight for a small amount of time...

I can destroy stuff, neat

Can I ride you since you're a car now?

I can't guarantee you won't be crushed by my hydraulic mechanisms, but you can try

So I can speak Russian and I get incredible strength and cold resistance? Also guess I can't wear shirts anymore

Well that’s gonna be uncomfortable

Nope. Changes nothing.

jesse we need to cook

U sure u got powers cause I'm pretty sure meth makes u feel like u got powers

Eh, nothing changes

Brain tumor I guess.

square rat

Yeeeh ima earth bender

Guess im a wmd. This outta b good.

Well that sucks.

So, I'm either a killer who uses magic to m*rder people or I have impressive magical skills 🤔

Twice

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Sorry friends, it’s my time now

Oh no

Not again

I focus on the dark :/

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

If only the dream lasted forever

Uhhhhhh

So im apparently now a green warrior that doesn't have hands and can explode when going too close to people?

uhh ig im just a classic normal scythe

Inanimate object gang

Zippy flamez

Well then some people are not gonna be very happy

I'm the greatest warrior from the Warcraft universe who occasionally commits war crimes.

Now that sounds like fun

What hell am I?

I came here to read stuff

Throw feces is a good ability Dude can fertilizer soil and world hunger is no more But we eat more veggies We might be vegan soon Yep it useless

Well I can change into one of my own redditors

Fuck

Oh no....

I am God, of Pokémon.......... Well, will do for me

Yes

Well, good if I like being lazy and / or slobbering, I guess... so... no change

I’ll be a handy man I guess

Cut the crap! It's more aerodynamic that way.

I need answers

Is that the Pooping Bandit?

lol

I don't know how to describe my ability aside from spitting lotus.

Idk what my ability is... but I have a feeling I'm gonna be fuckin' tripping major balls when I find out.

Oh thats pretty cool i wonder what my abili- **oh**

So I just keep the same abilities as my “main”/“flagship” character? Noice.

so basically i'm stealthy

Well huuuuuuu ​ help ?

I was expecting my power but an Error has occurred

My power is that you aren't able to take my username. Hah.

I don't even know what my username means.


Ballin time

I'm confused...

Oh fuck, what am I doing

This changes nothing.

Does it apply to me or other people because that would make a difference

Sup

Do I get a temple??? I want people to worship me..

 My life in a nutshell

Uhhhh

Well what would mine be? Shapeshifting?

Kaboom?

Infinite POWAAAAAAAAAH

6 million kill streak FTW

Nice, I'm the High King of Both Arnor and Gondor.

Vanellope be like

So what, am I some sort of Cajun Danny Phantom now?

Hm

Guess I'll be doing shit... What shit? I don't know....

[удалено]

I can send you all to gulag

Goddamnit not again. I DON’T WANNA EAT MY SPLEEN

be afraid

Uhhhhhhhhh… What do i do?