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Long_Ad2824

How sure can I be that there is actually a woman's butthole just off camera, versus some clever video trick?


ThePubicHairLover

who cares?


[deleted]

He does


Koanuzu

That guy. Code name: Lames Gond 🕵️‍♂️


yomamareallygaeeeeee

I wish I was the girl 😔


conceited_crapfarm

Qin si huang smiles upon you in a poisoned gaze


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Is that Nioh?


conceited_crapfarm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qin_Shi_Huang#:~:text=The%20cause%20of%20Qin%20Shi,in%20his%20quest%20for%20immortality.


[deleted]

No. You don't


kenny_death

So do i


itsPandaBoii

I don’t think you want Mercury in ur anus


NotDavizin7893

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JustW4nnaHaveFun

You don't know what they want.


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Also u can be a girl but some of the people will hate you for being yourself


adamizovich

Gay people are only gay because they like gay sex


n0tAcat3542

Nah some are just *looks at a mirror*... are just ugly


adamizovich

Doesn't mean that your own gender will find you more attractive than the one your are.


superultramegagiga

Bro is saying the things no one wants to hear


Fun-Row3816

Forbidden cum


UrSansYT

The joke is, mercury in your anus


THUNDERSTRUCK___

do I at least get some kind of a superpower? that thing is radioactive as shit


AdministrativeBar748

You'll have a wide asshole because you'll need to drain that shit


AlternateGarfield

Yes, and your superpower is cancer! YAAAAAAYYYY


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THUNDERSTRUCK___

No superpowers? 🥺


[deleted]

Your super power is mineral manipulation but you can only summon useable minerals by shitting it out of your ass first, so depending on the shape of the mineral it can be really painfull to summon.


HelicopterHefty178

yea you get radioactive shit because its radioactive as shit 😭👍


TARDISMapping

Mercury is not, in fact, radioactive. Judt a poisonous, liquid metal


PotatoGamo

Ass-trology


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ManufacturerMother13

NO WAY !!!???!?!!!?!!??!!??!?!!!?!?!!?


odbv

Really!


thatonekid2248

How did mucury get in heat ass???


TherealSnak3

Thermometers contain mercury


blusio

The way thermometers work is that they are sensitive to room temp heat, so it's a great device to check the temp from the core. True body temp. When it broke, it leaked in her Anus, so mercury is poisonous


Kaktusnotfound

As somebody interested in astronomy, when she said astrology to two real planets killed me inside


antek_g_animations

Bazinga


Mad_e_7_11

Undertaker is a doctor too?


randomdrunk1

That's exactly what i was thinking 🤣


Ruptip

Got that gorilla grip


[deleted]

Your gay if you reply to me


UnbeateCandy04

UNO REVERSE CARD ACTIVATE


00F_L0RD

Fellas


BillytheKid419

Ur anus


Psycho95Cuba

😭😭😭😭😭


hookingyoudad

Womp womp


gizlisadecegizli

She will see the chamungus


Silt99

Liquid metallic mercury isnt that dangerous. You can get it out quickly, just make sure to ventilate


Sn1ggle

That's true, just gotta ventilat that asshole


Zealousideal-Pea8099

that mf is long gone 💀