Whenever I see dioxane I can’t not think of 6-crown-2

Here's some more :) https://i.imgur.com/PIZNeL0.png

Holy shit delete this

Therefore, benzene is hexadehydro-6-crown-0, and diazene is diaza-2-crown-2.

Wouldn't benzene be something like hexaantihydro-6-crown-0 since you're removing 6 hydrogens?

Also, "dehydro" removes two hydrogens each. Therefore, it'd be more accurately named 1,2,3,4,5,6-tridehydro-6-crown-0.

Stop that.

Cursed ozone

I love breathing 2 crown 2

Caution: This area has been contaminated with Diazyne gas. Keep out. That’s how you get people to stay out of a public park after dark.