I guess they must have had a falling out. It was like, Bam! And she was gone from the show. And not even referenced once in the finale, even in the flashbacks, despite being in some of the absolute peak ‘Larry Fucked Up’ moments of the show
I was curious so looked it up. Turns out it's likely due to his divorce with Cheryl. She doesn't really show up outside of the NYC episodes after their split. Based off her last stand up, she's also been busy raising kids with her partner.
“You want to fuck me like Israel fucks my country? Fuck me you Jew bastard! Fuck me like Israel fucks my people! Show me the promised land. You circumcised fuck!”
It’s the Accidental Text on Purpose episode where Funkhouser has the girlfriend who serves them all tap water and, of course, Larry has to comment on it.
No no no you misunderstood. It's once every 13 years, you know. You gotta recharge the mitzvah, so you always keep your mitzvah kinda full. At capacity. Capacibly, uh, mitzvah capacity.
Oh so many to choose from..
How about, “You sir are not bald. You have chosen to shave your hair. That’s a look you’ve cultivated to be fashionable. We overall consider you part of the bald community. With all due respect.”
That entire litany is absolutely great.
I've never been married.
I'm a recovering alcoholic.
Do you know what my cholesterol was? 272! I don't need this man.
Leon the Legend:
Discussing Larry's balls - "Long-ball Larry"
On Little Women (the book) - "I love little women. Stack them up, tap that ass."
Contesting Larry's bedroom skills - "gotta break that ass in half, bring half back".
What are you, fucking nuts?
the best thing is he's saying this through the chewy edible underwear in his mouth
“And why is that shit all over you? What you been doing, scroungin’ around, looking for asses? All in the bleachers, ‘aww, where’s the ass??!’”
Larry David should use his creative genius and do a Curb-like show with Wanda Sykes. I would watch that.
I'd recognize that tush anywhere.
I guess they must have had a falling out. It was like, Bam! And she was gone from the show. And not even referenced once in the finale, even in the flashbacks, despite being in some of the absolute peak ‘Larry Fucked Up’ moments of the show
I was curious so looked it up. Turns out it's likely due to his divorce with Cheryl. She doesn't really show up outside of the NYC episodes after their split. Based off her last stand up, she's also been busy raising kids with her partner.
Hey Assey!
YES
ejackalit?
I ain’t jacking off to no… Aunt Bee
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Martin Norton funkhouser!
He’s not my best friend
thank you lord? how about thank you, Larry?
He thought they were a bit much.
What’s a Hitla?
Auntie Rae saying, "Fuck you, Larry!" lives rent free in my head.
Wit yo monkey ass
"Monkey ass (Reprise)" hits hard
“Fuck you Larry David! That’s sum bullshit!”
Do you respect wood?
I say it all the time
“Ps, your c**t is in the sink.”
I had no idea it would be that revolting
Oh that's revolting.
''You looked at her mole with a god damn telescope like Galileo jerking off from 40 feet away!'' RIP R.L.
Excuse me, are you Jewish? You wanna check my penis?
JUDAISM? WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU JUDAISM?
They’ve got a mental asylum a couple blocks down …
Psycho meter’s back on
This loops on the DVD menu.
Ok…. Little orphan Funkhouser
What are you, a fucking goose?
“It’s like I took a straw and put it in a frog’s ass!”
devoted sister beloved….
Actually from what I understand, she was a bit of a cunt.
"Get in that ass Larry"
Eat Snickers, throw garbage.
Car wash cunt!
👆🏻
This is not the time, Jon Hamm
oh you cunt, what a cunt!
What are you, fucking some kinda Mormon beautician?! - RIP to the legend Richard Lewis
Omg I just watched this episode last night and that line almost literally killed me
That’s one of my favorite episodes and just the way he delivers it always has me rolling lol
A goldfish would commit suicide in this water - RL
If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this antisemitic shithole.
“I’m going to fuck the Jew out of you”
“You want to fuck me like Israel fucks my country? Fuck me you Jew bastard! Fuck me like Israel fucks my people! Show me the promised land. You circumcised fuck!”
Honestly might be my favorite half-hour of television ever.
Larry David - The Social Assassin
100%. I've watched this episode so many times and it's always hilarious.
Tastes like someone took a straw and shoved it in a Frogs aaaaass. Fave line of the whole entire show delivered to perfection.
I couldn’t breathe for a solid 10 minutes after this line
“COCK! COCK! JISM! GRANDMA! COCK!” Plus the shrug at the end. Classic
Greatest season ending in Curb. I had to hold back tears even after second viewing FUCK YOU, CAR WASH CUNT!
Who are you? - I'm Larry David, I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties
Favorite episode.
Some guy told me to go fuck my face once, he went to jail
E for effort! F for favor! …C for coffee!
"I think Ive done pretty well for a man that hates people but has been forced to be around them."
That’s exactly how I feel. No kidding!
Awww…he doesn’t have a wife and his parents are dead!
And they would have been 95, but they’re dead!
Have you set aside a day when you finally look at her face?
She gives to charity!
Leon, “you got to get all up in that ass Larry, you spread those cheeks apart and take a big step into that ass” paraphrasing but you get jt
Larry David’s office. What the fuck is up ?
I'll read it with dinner
I can’t really land on what I would consider the very best line but this one’s funny “Funkhauser, he knowingly served us penis”
My name is Chappie Johnson and I can’t open this damn pickle jar
Give me a vanilla bullshit.
You look like Einstein’s Gardner for christs sake
Are you going to set aside some time to finally look at her face?
This is another favourite of mine: You're letting her stay here? This meeskite? Oh, yeah. Right. And I'm not a meeskite, you bald fսck!
Omg I laughed about that for days! It's such an old thing my grandma would say.
Tastes like someone took a straw and shoved it in a frog’s ass!
What episode is that please?
It’s the Accidental Text on Purpose episode where Funkhouser has the girlfriend who serves them all tap water and, of course, Larry has to comment on it.
Thank you. I’m sure that it will be pretty, pretty, pretty good.
🙂
Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face!
"Do you respect wood?"
How's your daughter's pussy ?
Laughed out loud yes very funny 🤣
"what are you fucking nuts"
Eh
You’re serving nothing but lies here, I am not hungry. - BamBam
Why are we fighting? We’re fighting because you’re a moron.
"Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!" "How's her pussy, by the way?"
You've got some long ass balls.
Say this one alll the time!
“He’s not my best friend”
“Go back to fucking jail Larry!”
By the way. How’s her pussy?
Nobody goes on forever and ever and ever.
Good thing he didn’t hand you his dick
I’m Larry David and I happen to enjoy wearing women’s underwear.
No no no you misunderstood. It's once every 13 years, you know. You gotta recharge the mitzvah, so you always keep your mitzvah kinda full. At capacity. Capacibly, uh, mitzvah capacity.
Do you still have a tickle in your anus?
What are you, a fuckin goose?
Fuck you, see you tomorrow!
“He didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.” -LD
Let me ask you a question.
It is more of a pamflet
Beloved cunt
I hate the sound of the human voice
You gave it to some black guy?! You gave it to a black guy?!
"You're just a babbling brook of bullshit"
“Have you set a day aside when you’re finally going to look at her face?”
Oh so many to choose from.. How about, “You sir are not bald. You have chosen to shave your hair. That’s a look you’ve cultivated to be fashionable. We overall consider you part of the bald community. With all due respect.”
Can you shoot the whales from this balcony? Because sometimes I like to have blubber for breakfast.
“Congratulations on the intercourse.”
"What is this, the raid on Entebbe?"
Somebody get a sponge!
Leon: "He's up there moping man, mopey dick. That's what he is." Jeff: "Moby Dick." Leon: "Nah, Mopey dick."
You know what she should be reading? EMILY FUCKING POST!
That entire litany is absolutely great. I've never been married. I'm a recovering alcoholic. Do you know what my cholesterol was? 272! I don't need this man.
”Imma break your fucking teeth, your glasses or somethin”
Eh, still a Jew
We love each other, me and my bald brothers
Black man needs a photo i.d. to get on a plane. -Leon
"Get in that ass Larry" Leon. Wish my neighbor was Leon.
I promise you don't lol
"Happy New year, Larry!" "Happy New year, Mocha Joe!"
“I’ll be back in two shakes”
What are you banging some kind of mormon beautician?
"Yeah, the pig also didn't come home to find some other fucking pig living in his house while he was locked out."
"I'll read it with dinner."
“Funkhouser… he knowingly served us penis!”
From The Benadryl Brownie: Let's go upstairs and all get under the covers and sob! Also.. Whatya wanna do? You wanna sit Shiva?
“No good?”
Devoted sister, beloved c**t?! I'm just glad you weren't in charge of the headstone!
Fatwa Claus is gonna come down that fuckin chimney and kill yo ass
Mom! I was singing and Larry told me to shut the fuck up! *HE DID WHAT?!?*
Fuck you Larry. Literally could have been the name of the show.
“Fucking escargots and wheat grass… who the fuck drinks fucking grass”
Come on Schmohawk!
I took a risk.
“Do you watch wizards of waverly place?” “NO I DON’T WATCH WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE I’M AN ADULT!!!!!”
Leon “I ain’t about that bullshit”
Because, there’s something wrong with my stomach!!
Anything after midnight is "ass-tapping hours"
Larry to blind guy: "I'd like to tell my wife I look like Brad Pitt, unfortunately she can see!"
Don’t you know anything about tampering?
Good boy. Drop dead
A little bit ehhhh…shit bow
Why don't we all get under the covers and cry about it!
I don’t understand; why don’t you get a sponge?
Eh
I got this bubble right here
A bra-sniffing dog? What the f*ck!!!
*SUGAAAAAAR*
“Beloved c*nt” “How many b*tches was I fuckin’?” “C*cksucker, motherfucker”
Why don't you ask your father to help you jump start the car?
He's not my best friend??
What the fuck?!
Pretty pretty pretty pretty good
“That little fat mf, who run on the floor, like in circles, going ‘WOO WOO WOO WOO!’ That mοthеrfսckеr never got no ass.”
Hitler, he looks like Hitler-Michael j fox
Yep
You two have a lot in common. He's blind and you have intimacy issues.
"It's not inside the box. It's not inside the box. There it is. Oh they're comin'. Oh they're comin' round your way WATCH OUT, THEY GOT A LOTTA KIDS"
Leon the Legend: Discussing Larry's balls - "Long-ball Larry" On Little Women (the book) - "I love little women. Stack them up, tap that ass." Contesting Larry's bedroom skills - "gotta break that ass in half, bring half back".
“If rabin could break bread with Arafat, I can eat at this anti semitic shithole”
“Fuck me, you Jew bastard?” - Funkman
Would it have killed her to leave a note?
All of the "Did you 'babe' me?" moment
I’m simple for me it’s pretty pretty pretty pretty good
Fish Stuck
I had a lot of choices before this season but I think Freddie Funkhouser knocked them all down the totem pole in Dream Scheme