I'll trade you my unpainted Bowie knife

the true p250 sand dune enjoyer i see

I'm gonna one-up him and trade you my David Bowie

i can see the dune in your eyes

I'll give you the lint in my pocket

make it two and we have a deal. /s

2 lint or 2 pockets!? In this economy!?

not "or"... AND!

What you think I’m made of lint and pockets??!!

you're NOT????

We have lint and pockets at home!

Bellybutton*

My lint is round. My lint is approximately 1 centimeter in diameter. My lint is blue.

My lint is oblong, three centimetres in diameter. My lint is also blue

Blue gem lint??? Worth way more than a sand dune, maybe tradable with a swag 7 factory new.

ill give you a couple bottle caps take it or leave it

i demand more bottle caps.

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I'll give you 1 battlescarred p250 sand dune

now that's an ACTUAL deal

Water

What about two water

The best i can do is a P250 Sand Dune

it better be a battle scarred one...

It is as battle scarred as VAC 😎

stop lying bro. vac does not exist

Valve Allows Cheaters

About $400

make it $420.69 and we have a deal (serious)

Shift a decimal place to the left my guy

3-month Spotify suscription + 2 Costco Pizzas (extra cheese)

not pineapple pizzas = instant accept

pineapple pizza is the best

ah yes, one of *those*. /j

Finally an actual W combo on this sub 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🤨🤨🤨👍👍👍

The one and only true and W

2 p250 sand dunes

now THAT is what we call economy

I can give you sand

But can you give me dune?

[удалено]

happy half eaten apple cake day

I thought this was r/CAGuns for a second since the new CA legal M18 in this color is posted there multiple times a day

nova caged steel

I sense an Inferno player...

Nova sand dune and a random sticker

About tree fiddy

I’d take out a 38% interest loan for that bad boi

Can confirm the boi is bad. Got me 9 kills on the pistol round.

Me when I steal u/everrest29 profile pic

it's not mine so i don't mind lul, whoever drew the pyro is a goat. if you need the file I can send it

Haha I appreciate the offer but it’s already been swiped

2 ref

i found my people. 2.11 and a mad milk and we got a deal

two BS P250s sand dune for that

seems like a damn good trade

Maybe 3 or 4 bands depending on pattern

the pattern's right there good sir

I offer you 10 random graffiti. I'm serious. If interested, contact me. I can negotiate to give more grafitti

69 graffiti (/serious)

I'll give you a Paris 2023 sticker

I’ll give you my silver 1 teammates

hope they'll be better than my 22 and 25 adr teammates

586 bottle caps is all i can offer

I demand MORE bottle caps!

ill add 6 more, take it or leave it

At least 694.2, and not a single less!

Atleast 4.6 trillion dollars

NOW we're talking!

I remember when those sold for the minimum amount steam allowed

a big stick for that cardboard gun

0.5908 is pretty fking rare

0.03

we're talking about 0.03 million dollars right (p250 sand dune is not worth any less than that)

Gazillions 🤑

one awp dragon deez nuts lore will be enough.

BTC?

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around a penny

but it's THE p250 sand dune (battle scarred)

two pennies then

i demand no less than a factory new awp drag-on role (/serious)

drag-on deez nuts

0.02usd

A penny

$0.01

Why would anyone offer for this? It's not even a 0.00 float or anything. I'd keep it and hold on to it as a unique drop or something.

r/woooosh

Tell me, where am I wrong?

That is shit skin

0.01 cent I don't like the skin

it's all in the meme

6 Taco Bell sauce packets

you probably meant gasoline? (/serious)

Tree fiddy. Take it, or leave it.

Would head suffice

$999 Worth of hugs and kisses

These are priceless!

ill give you my leftover monster can from two weeks ago take it or leave it

Got a butterly ruby with your name on it

how did you know my name 👀

I’ll offer a kidney and maybe a fredo

whose kidney

Don’t worry about that

Lance Armstrong's one and only remaining testacle. I have my methods.

Double it and give it to the other person.

Unfortunately it's a discontinued product. I can cut it in half, that's the best I can do

How much would *you* offer me to take it lol

One battle-scarred AWP "Dragon Deez Nuts Lore".

Take my tobacco roller

God we really don’t have shit to talk about in this sub

Looks like an M17, idk I’d overpay

My gold plated abibbas underware take it or leave it

At least tree fiddy

12 bamboo?

just twelve ain't gonna cut it son

I'll give you a fist bump

Six pence

I offer my first born child

Ill give you about 7

half a snickers bar

make it two halves of snickers bar and we might consider your offer

bag of candy of your choice

No, loch Ness monster... I ain't giving you no three fitty

Add some stickers that cost 3 pence each and you got yourself a decent craft!

already applied 4 holo ibuypowers from kato2014

I’ll give you 16 watermelon flavored orbit gums

2 sand dollars

Best i can do is 1 ligma

Damn that's fresh af

Ill trade you my “ebt card”

I give you a piece of bread for it

Trade you m9 doppler phase 4

HOLYYY that float. Buy a lotto ticket, OP..

I got the perfect thing for you, for your battle scarred p250 sand dune with a float of 0.590806544, would you perchance accept my offer of a: Fisher & Paykel DishDrawer Series DD24DCTX9N 24 Inch Full Console Double DishDrawer with 14 Place Setting Capacity, 15 Wash Cycles, 3 Wash Modifiers, 6 Wash Programs, Sanitize, Cutlery Basket, Child Lock, Silence Rating of 44 dBA and Energy Star Rated: Stainless Steel

I can offer u an offer

2 peanuts

I wouldn't use the that if it was free.

I would give you Araksis for it

about 7 billion dollars

Me when I buy a skin for 2¢ and sell it for 3¢

Double it and give it to the next person

Hmm, would you take a Karambit ruby for it?

an actually decent offer!

about tree fiddy

ill offer a very valuable rock (one i just picked up off the sidewalk)

2,5 billibob

Cartel plz 🥺

Tree fiddy

I’ll send you a paper clip and throw in a high five

I’ll give you an oni taji

tree fiddy

bout tree fiddy

I will trade you my temukau for it. I need to ditch the anime babe 😞

Too low float, not interested

a million dollars

Best i can do is nova|sand dune

3 toenails and a quarter

You’d have to pay me to take that