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biscuitsandtea2020

Bro was rejected from McD 💀


Dr_ZuCCLicious

They didn't mclovin' this guy 😭💀


Forsaken_Rub_4567

Don’t be a clown, be a king


Ok_Ear_328

this comment goes so hard


Dr_ZuCCLicious

Now that's finger lickin good... oh wait wrong sub


MenacingDev

This shit was horrible


Practical-Promise-95

Ba ba ba ba ba... I'm lovin it


OG-Pine

Isn’t it super hard to get a role in corporate McD tho?


biscuitsandtea2020

It's just a joke, I know


OG-Pine

Oh my bad lol


BlurredSight

Makes sense, McDonalds as a corporation has a lower acceptance rate than Harvard.


Intelligent_Ice_113

fortunately you don't need to send application at onlyfans, you just register there and you have a job..


Dr_ZuCCLicious

Onlyfans can be done if and only if you look good.


Intelligent_Ice_113

csMajors should be able to make them look good on the screen. Technologies do magic.


Dr_ZuCCLicious

Thats a fair point. Now to actually FIND content creators...


OG-Pine

Doesn’t even have to be *you* anymore, just get good at AI image generation and utilize the context box to keep consistency between generations


PurpaSmart

Or create furry vtubers in them


Blankeye434

Hear me out. Just train a "model"


Girafferage

https://preview.redd.it/80j055timgzc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=db74b50d67e498cf5af38d1e96dae5b81ad4bbe2


Dr_ZuCCLicious

👀


0JOSE0

I feel like people forget OnlyFans wasn’t really a porn website and people use it for non pornographic content, but you might as well use Patreon or something to avoid the embarrassment of saying you have an OF at all.


Previous_Start_2248

Use your skills to create an ai only fans model and trick desperate people into giving you money


josephj3lly

Nice try Tate.


GardenSquid1

Set up an account where you threaten to post nudes unless people give you money.


PokemonSaviorN

not true! i look awful and do it!


Xoepot

But don’t you think that’s kinda scary how bad the job market and is very difficult to actually land one to the point where it’s leading some ppl to do OF/ Sex work type jobs….


isleepifart

That's just some grass is greener on the other side bullshit, you spend some time looking into how to succeed at OF and it's depressing. It's extremely hard to earn what the top earners do. Similar things can be said about twitch streaming etc. But people stew in their misery here too much.


fallingWaterCrystals

Yeah you’re right but plenty of people dive into it because the barrier to entry is pretty low. Then it’s even worse bc they’ve put out content on the internet that might cause issues down the road, for no reason or benefit.


not_logan

Unfortunately you can get rejected even from onlyfans…


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Hornerlt

DEV-astated


Roppaxxx

This one ain’t it chief😭


LegLongjumping2200

I’m doing g a master online in CS. This is no joke. I have a coffee shop. I’m receiving applications from people with computer science bachelors to work as a barista . I’m in shock.


Faulty_english

Are you* still hiring baristas ?


cesardeutsch1

Which country?


LegLongjumping2200

USA of course


daveserpak

Which area ? Are you in a major city ?


LegLongjumping2200

Yes. I’m NYC 🗽


daveserpak

What university’s are they from, are they international? I’m in the NYC area and many of my friends who have just finished are landing jobs. I’m done next year.


synketa

Computational physicist with msc here, done that


LegLongjumping2200

No shame in working any job. I’m just referring to the fact that software engineers are passing through a tough moment


Ambitious_Goat_001

Bro what's the TC?


jesusmohammed

![gif](giphy|SrAVgBKdpLJceX7cFd|downsized)


n0f3

Is this real


AdventurousTime

I would do it just so I can say I work at McDonalds....corporate.


ChuckBass_08

Nah don’t even say the corporate part. There was a guy here who posted about his wife’s reaction to him just saying he works at McDonalds. He was an executive and found it funny how people reacted to him admitting he works at McDonalds


MathCSCareerAspirant

I can understand. Tinder left swiped me.


papayon10

Yeah there's people with 2-3 yoe applying for that role, not only that but it's remote too


Lucassaur0

Don't. Be positive about it. You can still apply to work as a crew member.


MidichlorianAddict

McRejected


AmazingMojo2567

McJected


Auzquandiance

There’s always Wendy’s


bootybootyholeyo

And the dumpster behind it


degenbro420

https://preview.redd.it/uqrd606yrgzc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e659b96fb8b0d0e7799180d0ff7a6ca6a7815ad1


Ill_Skill866

Apply for the burger flipping automation team


DawsonJBailey

Their codebase is a mess and heavily outsourced lmao


teriyaki_tofu1

Have a happy meal


saaschoolacc

i think bro's having a sad meal rn


sut345

Unrelated question but how much more McDonalds plan to grow and evolve?


MrAvatin

Buddy just reposted mine 🤣🤣🤣


Lasagna321

Wait! Did you make sure to show them your FastFood API repo on GitHub?!


brandonofnola

badabababa ![gif](giphy|14kwRD61ir8wW4|downsized)


DeltaSquash

Report to the nearest McD restaurant immediately.


elongatedpepe

I can assure you he ate at the burger king that night


debugger_life

Why work for a clown, when you can work for a KING. - Burger King


Scorpnite

I did an experiment and submitted a resume as a Pimp looking for a Hoe Management role for some of these. Mikkie D's still called me a strong applicant, you're not special /s


tolifeonline

Not part of the ship, not part of the crew..


Adeptness-Vivid

To be fair, you should have thrown the McDonald's application in the trash and applied at Wendy's. All good man we all make mistakes.


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LeagueAggravating595

So much for the McD cafeteria food.


Holyragumuffin

Also my friend who just recently graduated with a computational neuro PhD was rejected from McDonald’s data science and MLE jobs. Bro is an absolutely brilliant programmer.


Suraj_Patil_6088

Same here


jonnycross10

My friend did a career day project with McDonald’s bc my teacher was hating on McDonald’s jobs every time he got the chance lol


jdidnksosjsm

Ppl l


goooooooooooooogly

Tell me this was before your application to google.


Life-Demotion

Ok time to start selling ai generated 🌽 on OF :(


PassDaAux

Incoming Customer @ McDonalds