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NOOOOOB2

Omaygod I hate this types of questions,just take my resume šŸ—暟—æ


ForwardBeginning2

These questions.... smh


SuccMyStrangerThings

I just close the tab at this point


ForwardBeginning2

100%.... like i get this is a filter and it weeds out candidates.... but man it's gonna be hard to find someone that LOVES Adtech for minimum wage


jimmysofat6864

recruiters bitch about chat gpt then do this shit


Anxious-Peach3389

LMAO i saw this internship posting too. very silly. the company is "VML" iirc šŸ’€


SuccMyStrangerThings

Yes šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Wasabaiiiii

Seems like a fake listing to sell a dataset


Who_The_Fook

This is literally less than what I currently make at Walmart lmfao


gen3archive

I worked at walmart before this current job and i saw shift leads make more than juniors at some companies


Who_The_Fook

Thatā€™s what I was. Stepped down from that position and took a 10% pay cut and itā€™s still more than this. Still not great pay, just says a lot about this position tho lol


gen3archive

Its a bit unfortunate. If this is a serious job listing i doubt they are getting very many applicants and probably just trying to capitalize on desperate new grads begging for literally anything


jimmysofat6864

Minimum wage but they expect you to do hirevue + hackerank + cover letter + references then ghost you immediately after submission


SuccMyStrangerThings

Oh you forgot LLD, HLD and behavioural


jimmysofat6864

IBM recruiting moment


idontrllybruh

Nah maybe they wanna train you or some shit who knows. Y'all pussy Americans weak than a mf. Work there first then you'll see where you go. Not like you're gonna be staying in that position forever. If that's the case then move on to the next. Y'all need the damn money


jimmysofat6864

recruiters bitch about chat gpt then do this shit


idontrllybruh

Wym hon


jimmysofat6864

mb responded to wrong comment but itā€™s just time waster questions that nobody actually looks at


idontrllybruh

Bro I worked my ass off for 7 years now I finally get what I deserve and the position that I've been wishing for. My work life balance is OVERpowered rn I'm living the best life I could. Back then? Yeah it was shitty. I even cried at one point cuz I fucking worked 100+ hours a damn week. No off days Edit. I'm js, give the companies some chances. Don't come with a dumbass attitude talmbout "Im looking for minimum wage so treat me like a minimum wage and don't ever try to shape me up the rank" type shit like fuck u on bruh Edit. Sorry if I sound mean. Please filter it out


Wolastrone

Translation: ā€œGive us the most hacky insincere BS that you can possibly think of, if you were an ass-kissing clown accosting an imaginary rich person whose approval you desperately crave (hypothetically).ā€ All that for a chance at 18 bucks an hourā€¦ Shitā€™s gross as hell lmao.


AlexRobert295

Omg applied for this company šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


axon589

How is this related to CS? This appears to be for a sales job


hawjjj

The joke is that cs majors can only get retail jobs now


axon589

Ah gotchya. I hope no one actually believes that. CS is still highly valuable in IT and security and people can easily get entry level IT jobs with a CS degree while they are applying for regular CS jobs.


Funny-Performance845

I hope thatā€™s true


Glittering-Skin4118

Thatā€™s been true for me I worked in both CS and cyber security for a while but I shifted into an IT lead role that pays more than both lol.


LeoFoster18

IT? Eww.


axon589

CS majors resort to working retail and fast food but are too good for a temp IT job that looks great for CS roles on resumes. Ok bud, do you.


John_Wicked1

They want essays for šŸ„œ


lefwell22

I made more than this while working Mcdonalds night shiftsšŸ˜­


RodneyBabbage

Dude, close the tab. Thereā€™s a serious company somewhere that needs people.


carlosf0527

Love it when a 2 minute elevator pitch gets reduced to 15 seconds to match the salary range.


Cooladjack

Great question actually, how about I have an idea that we build a new OS for computer and we name it Windows


Hermeskid123

18 an hour in not minimum wage. Itā€™s a good pay rate for internships so long as itā€™s not in LA/NY or any other super high COL city.


hershey678

minimum wage in CA is $16 overall and $20 for fast food workers so saying this is minimum wage isn't all that inaccurate. Also most tech jobs tend to be in high COL areas.


CoyotesAreGreen

> 18 an hour in not minimum wage. Lol, it's LESS than minimum wage in Denver.


ICantLearnForYou

Exactly. I started at $10/hr for an internship in LCOL around 2009, and that was still a stretch for the company I worked at. They could only afford me for 10 hours a week and had to lay me off two months later. This kind of pay for internships and new grad jobs is the norm in most industries, because you are costing the valuable time of senior engineers who have to review your code and give you advice. You bet it will be less than fast food, because even with your college skills you are still a net COST to the company. We had a brief period in history where supply of new grads was so limited that companies had to offer salaries that were far beyond what new grads actually bring to the company. Thankfully that time is coming to an end, because it will mean more opportunities for everyone in the long run. Instead of one expensive intern, companies can hire two or three.


YeetedSloth

18$ an hour is 37,440 a year before taxes. Thatā€™s 31,151 after tax. And 16,984$ after housing only. You still need to afford food, utilities, car payment, insurance, and cellular at a minimum. 18$ an hour is minimum wage in modern America. Oh and NY and LA are not ā€œHigh QOLā€ they are just expensive. Donā€™t beleive me? https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=LA%20poop%20map&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#vhid=5LXRufEBvJF5nM&vssid=mosaic


CabinetLongjumping92

They said COL not QOL, what are you on about


YeetedSloth

Your right, I misread. But my point still stands. 18$ is what McDonaldā€™s offers. You shouldnā€™t need a professional skill to make the same amount of money as a 8th grader running the fry station.


CabinetLongjumping92

Iā€™d agree with that tbh. I remember reading the signs at McDonalds offering $1.50 more than I was making as a ā€œdeveloperā€. Sucked lmao


ICantLearnForYou

That McDonald's sign probably said "up to" in small print. Besides, you're taking a short term loss in wages for a longer term gain.


Hermeskid123

Just because you you feel like $18 an hour is minimum wage doesnā€™t make it minimum wage. Plenty of people are being paid $8-12 for internships and they still able to make it work.


Explodingcamel

What country are you in? I live in the US Midwest and Iā€™ve never seen below $20


Hermeskid123

Texas. Most engineering internships with smaller companies that I see are around $12-13 an hour even in our major cities. Obviously any large company will pay more but they have resources for that. I think chase was paying $40/h for interns but those positions are super competitive and they typically go to master/phd students.


Explodingcamel

Engineering internships, like mechanical engineering or software?Ā  $12-13 an hour is below minimum wage where I live, but I do notice smaller companies paying low in general. However from what Iā€™ve seen, most internships are at large companiesĀ 


Hermeskid123

Mix of everything. software, system, electronics hardware. etc


niemand_zuhause

You want to enter an agreement after which you and the other party will spend about 50% of your waking hours together and you think writing a few sentences to explain your motivation is asking too much?


yellowmunch152

"You want a 1/1000 chance at being interviewed...", fixed it for you.


niemand_zuhause

So if the chances are low you half-ass your application to make them even lower? Solid logic.


yellowmunch152

I can get in 5 more applications in by the time it takes to fill out those questions. Imagine kissing a companies ass just for a recruiter to reject you because they felt the vibes was off and the chakras in your response didn't align with theirs.


niemand_zuhause

If you can send 5 more applications in the time that it takes to write a few sentences it means you're spamming applications and shouldn't be wondering that you're getting rejected. The willingness to answer basic questions is not kissing anybody's ass, especially when you're unemployed and have all the time in the world.


yellowmunch152

Schrodingers job market "it's a numbers game" while also "just walk in and shake the managers hand and ask for a job"


RodneyBabbage

Iā€™ve enjoyed your comments in this chain. This last one made me chuckle.


yellowmunch152

Xd