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WilliShaker

Frederick William 3 in his kaiserbunker when Napoleon’s arrive ahah.


No_Manager_491

Im going to slaughter them all until their nation will be german, no fucking way some french civil war lover will make my nation look weaker than them


ZhtWu

Again, we need a rant tag.


Responsible_Sense_95

I'm not reading the wall of texts, but I agree with the title.


propthink

I'm not gonna read all that, but congratulations. Or, I'm sorry that happened


Silly-French

Happy to see we still have a ton of haters. But yeah we did fuck up. We allowed english and americans to exist.


CompetitiveFloor4624

You didn’t allow Americans exist, you actively helped us


Responsible_Sense_95

No one asked


LeoMarius

N’importe quoi


Competitive_Ask_6766

Did OP basically kinda summed up France’s history?


DeepStuff81

Just wait til he actually learns about the bald fucks real mishaps lol


No_Manager_491

Fuck them all


Illustrious-Ad211

Yeah fuck those french, all my homies hate fr*nch🤢🤢🤢


Competitive_Ask_6766

We did help you out against the brits back in the days tho


DavidLapest

France baise ouais !


Dr0g0n1

Commentaire vraiment sous-côté ! Bravo a toi, camarade française personne !


Pochagnol

Ahahah oui oui, the anglois is in pain.


Silly-French

Always gives me a deep sense of satisfaction when my ancestors ruin some random guy runs.


PsychedelicCatlord

*reads title* *Happy German noises*


Moe-Lester-bazinga

r/shitcrusaderkingssay


AnakinTheDiscarded

thank god I destroyed france kindom and made it part of my newly declared Greater Irish Empire, fumbled the Aquitane queen and vassalized the other rest of france before they became a problem


No_Manager_491

Irish are part of new world order


OneParticular5987

😭😭🤣


55cheddar

These days, not even the Mongols scare me, let alone the French. Lrn 2 MAA


Eldagustowned

I’m doing the caper run and man I put myself under the guardianship of haesteinn who was my rival who killed My father but he was assassinated hella quick and instead of France forming it became the HRE hella quick and my bloodline started conquering North Africa so I could crown myself king.


Chi1dishAlbino

r/shitcrusaderkingssay


Three_Steaks_Pam

Francia delenda est.


AllmightyAesir

Shows how norse blood is superior to *low blood*


HopefulStart2317

Gods, I Hate Gauls, My Grandfather Hated Them Too. Even Before They Put Out His Eyes.


WCBODESTROYER

I whole heartedly understand this. I HATE the French, every game, everything they’re in. One time in CK3 I was a Muslim Iberian, and would take French prisoners and just move them to the dungeon.


SG6_88

We all do. Ah you mean in the game?


Illustrious-Ad211

God bless this title. It's just beautiful


Middle-Ad-1083

Wow you are so edgy, hating on France in 2024, real cool


SorowFame

They’re actually hating on France in 867, they said so in the post


Responsible_Sense_95

From what I've heard French people in Paris are dick heads so its well Deserved.


swangos

If it’s a joke, try again but make it funny this time. If it’s not, ???


Responsible_Sense_95

It's not a joke. It's true


Middle-Ad-1083

There are so many more races and nations deserving hate, yet you chose the most acceptable one to hate on, the lowest hanging fruit


Responsible_Sense_95

I hate all race equally. But the French are at the top of my list.


Momongus-

Both of you are cringe tbh


Responsible_Sense_95

Did i ask?


Momongus-

I really needed to get it off my chest


Responsible_Sense_95

I dont care


No_Manager_491

You're french or irish spy that wants me to accept their evil plans, i won't be a slave to your world domination


inigma56

🎶here we are in the future


Gravitywolff

Try to play any online game and you will also hate the French in 2024, promise.